monster university

The monsters in the whole classroom were holding pens and thinking about what to write, and Eaton was no exception. He was used to using quill pens, so of course there was no big obstacle in using fountain pens. The only disharmony was that his hands were too small and too fat Yes, I can't hold the pen very well, I'm a little anxious.

Yi Dun's hands were trembling because he couldn't hold the pen well, but in Ye Xiao's eyes, he was anxious because he couldn't write. According to Ye Xiao's thinking, a child as young as Yi Dun naturally couldn't write.

"Eaton, you don't need to write essays, come on, let's draw." Ye Xiao gave Eaton a lot of markers, "Draw anything you want, there is no rush to write, let's learn slowly."

He didn’t think carefully when buying stationery. He forgot about Eaton, a kindergarten kid, so he didn’t buy watercolor pens or anything. Fortunately, there were colorful marker pens, which were not bad to use. It's the same for him to buy.

Eaton: "..." It's hard to say whether he should be happy or sad. It's true that he doesn't want to write a [-]-word composition, but it's also true that he doesn't want to be regarded as mentally retarded. In short, his mood is not as complicated as usual.

After thinking about it again and again, Eaton still decided to write a composition. He is a little prince of the devil world with ideals!If you can't even handle a composition, that's great, you will definitely become the laughing stock of the demon world in the future, and you will definitely not be able to catch up with your sweetheart!

Not only does he want to write, but he also wants to write shockingly!He decides to write a love letter to his beloved teacher!

Monsters do not pay more attention to knowledge and cultural cultivation than humans. As long as they are literate and not illiterate, monsters who are proficient in poetry and poetry are very rare. Even the level of education of the monster king Youer is not very high, let alone other monsters.

So this [-]-word composition has suffered for these monsters, it is really embarrassing.

But Ye Xiao said that the monsters have a whole afternoon to write essays, and there is plenty of time, so it's hard for the monsters to say anything, so they can only bite the bullet and write.

after an hour……

There are many students who have finished writing, but none of them passed the test.

"Gui, I can't understand the teacher you wrote, can you understand it yourself?" Ye Xiao looked at the black line of Xuangui standing next to the podium and asked, is this a ghost drawing talisman?

I probably know traditional Chinese characters, but I really don’t know what you wrote. It’s really not easy to write like this, Ye Xiao complained silently in his heart.

Xuangui's name is Agui, which is his first name and nickname, and only his name is clearly recognizable in the entire book, 99% of the other words are unknown to Ye Xiao.

Agui is not very old, a boy in his teens. He heard what Ye Xiao said, so he leaned over to read the composition he wrote. After reading it for a while, he scratched his head and smiled embarrassedly: "Time It’s been too long, I knew him just now, but now I don’t know him very well.”

Ye Xiao: "..." You don't even know what you wrote, so is that okay? ! "Take it back and rewrite it. Your name is pretty good. Just follow the name and write it well. It doesn't matter if you slow down."

Agui was a little unhappy: "Teacher, my name is only two characters, but I have been writing it for a long time. If I write it like this, I don't know how long it will take to write this composition!" He pretended to be pitiful.

Ye Xiao was unmoved: "It doesn't matter. I have a lot of time. Even if I can't write well in the afternoon, I can continue to write after dinner in the evening. Don't worry about it. Besides, writing is difficult at the beginning. You will get used to it later, it will be three hundred words, and it will be very fast!"

Agui had no choice but to go back to his seat and start over from the beginning.

The next person who handed in homework was Li Er. He knew that he was an "official" with a back door, so he cherished it very much. He felt that no matter what he did, he had to do a good job, otherwise it would be great if he was kicked out.

Li Er's handwriting is much better than that of A Gui, at least Ye Xiao knows everyone, but...

I go to school today

And it's the palace

school meals are delicious

Forest food is more delicious

Hope to be able to eat forest food every day

I'm injured

it hurts

Ye Xiao read softly with a voice that only he could hear.

There are only so many words in the whole composition, and I agreed to say three hundred, but I didn’t write twenty or fifty, so I won’t mention the ugly words, but there are still several typos!And not a single punctuation mark.

This is not the point, the point is, Li Er's characters are scary big!He wrote six words on one piece of paper, and an article of just a few dozen words (well, it’s not really an article), actually wrote seven or eight pages!

If you write brush characters, I will definitely not say anything about the size. Why do you write such big characters with a fountain pen? !

Ye Xiao was stunned. He felt that he was no different from teaching elementary school students now. Normal adults are not like this. He corrected the typos for Li Er with black lines all over his head, and then repeatedly asked Li Er to write smaller characters. , at least it should not exceed the branch line too much. With such a thin nib, the writing will not look good no matter how big it is.

Li Er has no objection, he has always been more obedient and obedient, Ye Xiao asked him to change it, but Ye Xiao stopped him when walking back: "By the way, Li Er, pay attention to the number of words when you write. , your word count is not up to the standard, three hundred, pay attention to three hundred." Not thirty, dear!

With Ye Xiao's reminder, other monsters who were about to hand in their homework also counted the words one after another. For a while, the classroom was buzzing with counting.Ye Xiao started to have a headache again. It took more than an hour to complete the [-]-word composition, but none of the students could complete it. Have these monsters really lived for hundreds or thousands of years?Why is it even worse than elementary school students!

However, the lack of punctuation in Li Er's composition is also a problem. The other monsters are also like this. They used to write calligraphy without punctuation, only sentence reading and so on.Ye Xiao briefly explained how to use punctuation, and carefully wrote each one on the right side of the blackboard. On the left is pinyin, which he did not erase. Pinyin cannot be learned in a day or two, and the following courses still have to be learned.

The monsters complained a lot when they learned punctuation, and they all complained that it was difficult.

These students were all so unmotivated, Ye Xiao felt that it would be impossible not to take some measures, so he went to the warehouse and brought a box over, opened it and took out something from it.

Since these monsters are at the level of elementary school students and kindergartens, let's deal with them the way we deal with children.

"Students, today's snacks have already been handed out, but because it is the first day of class, the teacher makes an exception. Students who complete the composition according to my requirements can get lollipops." Ye Xiao said with a smile.

What he holds in his hand is a very beautiful rainbow lollipop, the big flat one, the circle on the top is as big as the palm of your hand, covered with transparent wrapping paper, quite beautiful, never in the demon world so beautiful of sweets.

"I know this, I know this, I saw a child eating it on TV yesterday!" A monster stared at the lollipop in Ye Xiao's hand with bright eyes.

"Is it delicious?" The monster next to him asked quickly.

"How do I know, I haven't eaten it, but I see that child eats it with relish, it should be quite delicious, sugar, sweet, it's always delicious."

All the demons were drooling and looked at Ye Xiao eagerly. This candy has such a nice name and good-looking appearance, so it must be delicious!Lollipop, lollipop, there is a stick under it, what a good name!

"Then let's keep writing, you can eat it after you finish writing, everyone has a share."

With a wave of Ye Xiao's hand, all the demons buried their heads in their writings. They were stupefied just now, but suddenly they all felt like they had been beaten with blood. The temptation of snacks was more effective than Ye Xiao's words!

Ye Xiao: "..." I feel so complicated...

The other monsters asked to finish the composition before eating, but Eaton naturally didn't need it. Ye Xiao gave him a lollipop and asked him to eat while painting.

But when he walked to Eaton, he was stunned. This kid can write!And it seems that the writing is not bad at first glance, all within the line, although the handwriting is not too neat, but for children, Ye Xiao can understand it quite well.He really underestimated this child before. He never thought that such a young child could write. It seems that his family taught him pretty well.

Ye Xiao saw the first sentence, which was covered by Eaton embarrassedly.

Ye Xiao chuckled, this kid is really shy, anyway, he will show it to me later. "Eat, don't worry, it's okay if you don't finish writing today." He put the beautiful lollipop on Eaton's table.

Eaton glanced distractedly at the lollipop. Like other monsters, he also wanted to eat it very much, but his self-esteem told him that he must finish writing before eating it!

He is the little prince of the devil world!He is a great dragon!He wants to chase after his sweetheart with love letters!

So Eaton glanced at it for a while, then turned his eyes away as if the lollipop didn't exist.

Half an hour later, finally a monster passed the level, No.1 was Fox Duoduo.

Although what he wrote was nonsense of low standard, even two sentences were not very smooth, and there were several typos, but it could barely be regarded as a composition, and finally there was an article that could be read, Ye Xiao was quite satisfied.

"Teacher, don't worry, I have counted the number of words, plus punctuation, exactly three hundred and one words!" Hu Duoduo said triumphantly.

Ye Xiao: "..." You are really hardworking. As for writing under the word count, writing too much will kill you?Still counting the words and writing!

However, the requirements were finally fulfilled. In order to encourage other monsters who hadn’t finished writing, Ye Xiao praised Hu Duoduo, the class monitor, against his will, saying that he set a good example for everyone and lived up to the expectations of teachers and classmates. He is very worthy of encouragement and encouragement. As a reward, I gave him two lollipops.

Hu Duoduo is very happy, he has two lollipops!He immediately tore off one of the wrapping papers and licked it in front of his classmates. While licking, he said, "It's so sweet, it's really delicious! It's better than all the candies I've ever eaten before!"

All the monsters are envious and jealous!So write more vigorously!

Ye Xiao supported his forehead.