monster university

Eaton's clothes were put on with Ye Xiao's help in the morning, so they were naturally well-fitted. The monsters had no one to help them, so they were naturally a mess.

In fact, Eaton didn't always wear new clothes smoothly, at least he didn't like it when he wore underwear. The underwear invented by human beings is too restrictive for Eaton, and he can't wear it well!Moreover, his underwear is in the shape of a panda, and the eyes of the panda are placed on the two fleshy buttocks. Eaton feels that all his wisdom in his life will be destroyed!

Eaton felt weird in his lower body all morning, and he walked much slower than yesterday!

When the monsters took the clothes back, they were so happy, they didn’t ask carefully how to wear them, what else could they wear, they were all on TV, just follow them, it’s very simple!

The upper body is okay, just one piece, a T-shirt set is enough, and a shirt is buttoned up, but the problem of the lower body comes.

Many monsters don't know what underwear is. It's okay to see swimsuits on TV. Those monsters who haven't seen it will naturally ignore this "little dress" and start putting on pants directly!

"Ah—it hurts me to death!" This is the idiot who accidentally pulled his lifeline while zipping—our classmate Li Er.

His nine roommates hadn't started to wear it yet, so they heard the screams and came to watch him.

"Don't use me soon, use 'I'." One of his roommates thinks that wording is more important than being hurt by a good classmate. The teacher said, it is necessary to develop a habit from time to time!

"What's the matter, what are you doing?"

"Oh my god, it's bleeding, hurry up, hurry up, hurry up!" This is a rush to help.

"Ah—it hurts me to death!" Li Er screamed again, and the one who came to help was also an idiot, brushed and pulled the zipper back, Li Er was injured again, and it was in the same place, blood Rushing, Li Er felt very miserable and unlucky.

"I've already said to use 'I'. You, the deputy class monitor, should be a good example. Otherwise, I'll report to Teacher Ye and help you get down from this position. You don't want to be too much, you need to be a human being!" For example, me, you became an official because you are a relative of Hu Duoduo. In terms of ability, many of our monsters are stronger than you!

Li Er doesn't have the desire to be a demon like Hu Duoduo. Being the deputy squad leader really went through the back door, so he himself cherishes this position. Hearing what his roommate said, he quickly changed his words: "Oh, it hurts me to death!"

He felt that he was so miserable that he couldn't get any worse. He was seriously injured and the pain was so painful that he still had to worry about his official position being taken away. This life was really impossible!

Ouch, my Totogo, you don't share a dormitory with me, I was bullied terribly!

After finally being in a mess, Li Er finally separated the zipper from his lifeblood. The blood would not stop for a while, and he was covering it with his hands, but it hurt him to death.

"Can this thing still work in the future?"

"I think Xuan, blood flow into this virtue, probably won't work."

"Oh, how good this is, Li Er, I heard that your family is a single heir for nine generations."

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Li Er feels more and more that this day will not be able to survive, it is nothing for their monsters to suffer such a little injury, this lifeblood is a particularly weak place, if it is other meat on the body, this zipper will not hurt at all.

Regardless of the shedding of so much blood, the injury will definitely heal in three to five days, and it will not affect the function at all. Their monsters are such a powerful race.

But look at these classmates, look at these roommates!What about the friendship between classmates? !Why are you making such sarcastic remarks? Do you still have sympathy? !

Although the monsters made a lot of jokes about Li Er, it's not a big deal for his lifeblood to bleed all the time. They can't use spells to heal their wounds now, so they brought Ye Xiao here.

Ye Xiao was really taken aback when he arrived. He didn't know the monster's strong physical fitness. For a human being like him, getting injured here is a big deal!

"How can this be done!" Ye Xiao was in a hurry. He wanted to send Li Er to the hospital, but he thought that these monsters were not allowed to leave the school, so he had to call and ask Uncle Zhou to take the family doctor to rush him away. come over.

After Ye Xiao hurriedly finished making phone calls, all the monsters said: "Ms. Ye, it's okay, this kind of injury is nothing to us monsters, and it will recover in a few days."

"Really?" Ye Xiao didn't quite believe it, he had lost so much blood, how could it be better! "Take off your trousers, don't wear them for now, why did it hurt this place? How did you wear them?" Ye Xiao asked strangely.

But after he took a closer look, he found that Li Er didn't wear underwear, he just wore jeans. "Why aren't you wearing underwear?"

"What panties?" Li Er didn't quite understand, "Pants?" It was true that he had panties, but the legs of the jeans were relatively small, and it was not easy for him to wear panties, so he simply went naked. Yes, plus no experience in using zippers, and then blood spattered three feet!

Ye Xiao searched around, and finally found the underwear at the foot of the bed. He picked out a pair from it: "This is it. You need to wear underwear before you put on pants. Why don't you wear them?"

"Huh?" Li Er rubbed his head, "We monsters don't like to wear this. This piece of cloth is so small, how can we wear it?"

Ye Xiao slapped his head, and it was true. Of course, such underwear did not exist 1000 years ago, and most of the monsters didn't know them. So he carefully explained to the monsters how to wear underwear and their uses.

Li Er was injured, so of course he couldn't wear underwear. He still had to wear his old clothes for the last two days, and the other monsters had to wear new clothes, including new underwear.

Ye Xiao used the loudspeaker to call the dormitory directors of each dormitory to come to Li Er's dormitory for a meeting, explain to them the function of underwear, and use Li Er as a negative example.

Just as Li Er thought, there are not many people who sympathize with him, but a lot of people laugh at him, including Hu Duoduo.

The pain in Li Er's heart, he is unlucky enough to be like this, how can everyone treat him, do they still have a conscience!My Totogo, it’s fine if others laugh at me, but why are you laughing at me?People say that blood is thicker than water, and they are referring to blood relatives like us who are related by blood!Ouch, my Totogo!

Li Er was so sad that he couldn't even eat. He ate seven bowls of rice at noon. According to his usual appetite, he would definitely not be able to eat less than thirteen or four bowls. Isn't this sad, he forcibly ate half of it!Those who hear it are sad, and those who see it cry!