fish pond master

Filters are always there for the moment they are broken.

At least Shi Wang is.

If we say that when Shiwang first arrived at Shiyu's house, his mentality was "If the Sajia has such a house, it will be worth it in this lifetime", and after eating a meal that can be called flying dog jumping, he followed Shiyu to feed it After eating the fish, I was like, 'That's it, my little broken house is better'.

Shiwang is here, and Shiyu is not good at making too many tricks. The automatic breeding system honestly huddles by the edge of the pool and pretends that it is the iron rod used to fix the fishing net. The system cat pretends to be an ordinary cat, mermaid I don't know what method he used, anyway, Shi Wang walked around his house and entered the small pavilion, but he acted like a blind man, because he didn't see the mermaid so close.

The mermaid even looked at Shiwang very reservedly, her breath was stagnant for the rest of the time, for fear that the uncle would kill Shiwang and feed the fish if something went wrong.

Sir, what's the matter? !It actually makes people not hide in front of it!Is there a superpower so arrogant? !

The orcas don't care, one more human is one more target to attract. If you keep the octopus by your side for a while, you can see the words "woohoo take off~" from the orcas all over the screen of your mobile phone.

After Shi Wang and Shi Yu finished their meal, they sat in a row under the eaves facing the sea outside the house, with all four feet on the sea, and a group of orcas jumped around, Shi Wang's camera was not over his shoulder. I went down - but then the battery ran out, Shi Wang could only let it recharge with resentment.

"It's so cool." Shi Wang opened a can of beer, put down the camera and finally let it go completely. He tilted his head and filled half of the bottle, and lit a cigarette, but he smoked it after two puffs.He fell on his back in the corridor, stretched his limbs relaxedly, and talked nonsense with Shiyu: "It's finally done. One day of filming today is enough for me to update for a week."

Shi Yu also lay down and said, "Is this the only way out?"

Shi Wang chuckled twice: "Although I am a freelancer, I am also a social animal! If I don't update, where will I get food!"

"That's right." Shi Yu responded, and a cold thing was stuck to his feet. He changed his posture and stepped on the little killer whale that was persistently kissing his feet: "Don't make trouble, itchy..."

Shi Wang also tilted his head to look at it, and looked at the little killer whale who was staring at Shi Yu with some envy: "I found out that you still have a fish-sucking physique, but I can't figure it out... It doesn't matter if you are good at diving, but you can't let go of it." It can be regarded as a talent, and that pink dolphin also likes you, so forget it! After all, there is a life-saving grace between you, why does the killer whale like you so much?!"

"I don't accept it! I want it too!"

Shi Yu sat up and patted the kiss of the little killer whale, saying, "I saved this one too."

He raised up three fingers: "Not once, but three times."

Shi Wang was silent for a while, then picked up the phone and opened an interface: "...Brother, click here."

Shi Yu took a look: "Shilian? Are you not afraid of overturning?"

"I want to test whether the Emperor of Europe really exists..." Before Shi Wang finished speaking, Shi Yu clicked on it, and the screen of the phone vibrated suddenly, and a colorful halo flashed, Shi Wang suddenly He just sat up, staring at the phone with question marks all over his face.

"It's okay...one...double yellow!" Shi Wang called out a little, the voice fell silent, the phone vibrated again, and then it vibrated four times in succession, plus the previous two, ten consecutive draws With a 1% SSR probability, a total of seven SSRs were produced.

Shi Wang fell silent, and looked at Shi Yu longingly: "Brother, can you lend me your hand to rub?"

"Huh?" Shi Yu responded suspiciously, Shi Wang immediately grabbed Shi Yu's right hand, put both hands together, and rubbed it frantically against Shi Yu's hand, muttering while rubbing: "Little people don't ask for money." If you win the first prize in the lottery, you don't want to live to 99, but you just want to draw cards in the game to pay out the current period, pick up money on the road, and have a smooth life... I have never washed my hands in my life."

Although Shi Yu is gay, it didn't prevent him from getting goose bumps all over his body: "...Climb for me!"

Shi Wang wowed and hugged Shi Yu tightly, trying to suck away a little bit of European energy, the hair on Shi Yu's back exploded, and he directly pushed him into the sea, rubbing the goose bumps on his arms indifferently.

Fortunately, the waves were not too big today, and Shi Wang quickly emerged from the sea: "Little fish, you're too fucking too much! Are you still a brother?!"

"No!" Shi Yu replied without hesitation.

Shi Wang swam to the vicinity of the house cursing, stretched out his hand to hook the floor and was about to go ashore, when he suddenly screamed: "Dancing Grass—!"

Shi Yu subconsciously looked over, and saw that the killer whales thought that humans had finally come down to play with them, so they surrounded Shi Wang happily, and there was a special chicken thief that dived directly to Shi Wang's feet, and immediately killed him. Jack up.

Shi Wang was so frightened that he hugged the fins on the back of the killer whale tightly. He wanted to call for help but was taken into the water by the killer whale. He was forced to try the signature project of the killer whale amusement park: the killer whale slide.

Shi Wang is different from Shi Yu, Shi Yu is used to playing with big fish, and he is not shy at all, but a normal human being - even if his ancestors have been fishermen for eight generations, coming into contact with such a big fish so close, There is more than one, and everyone will panic.

"Brother! Help me—Gulu Gulu...!"

"Dancing Grass! Shiyu, you don't have a heart—Gulu Gulu..."

[Humans come to play! 】The orcas rubbed against Shiwang so intimately. Shiwang and Shiyu’s aura of the same origin made the orcas feel very close. They didn’t feel any discomfort in contact with strangers at all. Shiwang finally got rid of the slide and wanted to They wanted to swim ashore, but how could human beings beat the killer whale in the water? The talent swam not one meter away before being dragged away by the killer whale waiting to suck the human being with its clothes in its mouth.

"Shiyu! Save——ooohoo!"

Shi Yu sat on the porch and watched cheerfully. This group of killer whales played well with him, and they were very measured. Basically, there would be no situation where people were dragged into the sea for more than a minute. He was not worried about Shi Wang at all. safety.

It wasn't until Shi Yu guessed that Shi Wang's physical strength was about to run out that he blew a whistle. A killer whale lifted Shi Wang up from the sea like a dead fish. The water beads are no different from being ravaged by eight big men.

Oh, not eight, but more than twenty.

But even so, Shi Wang still raised his arms firmly, and gave Shi Yu a middle finger.

Shi Yu carried Shi Wang to the corridor, and Shi Wang lay on the bed panting for a while before calming down his breathing, and then his shoulders began to shake.Shi Yu didn't care about it at first, but when he saw the situation, could it be that Shi Wang, the younger brother, couldn't stand the grievance and cried?

No way?

"Three dogs?" Shi Yu called out hesitantly.

Shi Wang turned over, covered his eyes with his arms, and turned up the corner of his mouth: "Brother, let's have a discussion, will I come to your house to feed the fish and make it work? You don't need to pay wages, it's okay to let me and Hu Just play with the whale for a while."

Shi Yu: "Believe it or not, I'm having a fisherman's house, and a bunch of people came to my house crying and shouting to throw the money and begging me to let them play with the killer whale for a while? Are you worthy?"

Shi Wang complained: "Do you want to be so real?"

The two brothers complained to each other for a while, the night was cold, and they had almost reached their limit after a busy day.Shi Wang couldn't hold back and yawned first, and said, "I'm sleepy, I'm leaving, I'm going to take a bath."

Shi Yu stood up, and was about to take Shi Wang to the guest room, when he suddenly heard Shi Wang say: "The pavilion in your house seems to be good, shall we go there to wash?"

Shi Yu: ...? ? ?

Shi Yu froze for a moment: "What did you say? I didn't hear clearly just now."

Sangou, why are you so overwhelmed that you want to take a bath with the uncle? ? ?Tired of living or what? !

Shi Wang also got up, and said nonchalantly, "What's the matter, bro, let's go? It's the small pavilion by the sea, where the scenery is beautiful!"

Shiyu's mind was constantly flashing the siren, but he still said to Shiwang with a very natural face: "Oh, there is no hot water over there. If you want to take a bath, you have to boil hot water and carry it. It's very troublesome." , I made this out of my mind at the time, and after trying it once, I was not happy to do it again.”

"Oh, forget it." Fortunately, Shi Wang didn't insist on going, and gave up when he heard it was such a trouble.

At that moment, Yu An secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and suddenly heard Shi Wang say: "Then I'll go over there to soak in the water tomorrow."

"... Soak in hell." Shi Yu rolled his eyes: "Isn't there enough soaking in the sea usually? With all due respect, you can soak if you want, at most I will put some sea water for you."

"Still brother?"

"If you insist on going, no." Maybe in 18 years we will be brothers again.

Shi Wang shrugged, just when the guest room arrived, Shi Yu stuffed the person into the guest room without saying a word, said good night, and ran away like flying, for fear that Shi Wang would come up with any other whimsical ideas and scare him half to death .

Shi Yu also went back to the room, the system cat was lying on the room and playing with his mobile phone. When Shi Yu came in, it was fighting fiercely with his teammates in the game. When it was open, he heard his teammates curse and say: "That mage, you His mother has a way of rubbing against my pawn line, and a way of talking!"

Shi Yu leaned over to take a look, and saw that the system cat slapped the opponent's economy again.

"Can you still fight?! Master, are you still human?"

Shi Yu looked at the system cat's round body and pointed ears, and said with a smile: "I don't know how to tell you, after all, I'm really not human, I'm just a kitten who can't talk .”

However, I never expected the system cat to turn on the microphone. The other party was silent for a while, and said, "It's okay if you don't accept it, just rub my soldiers line, can you stop disgusting me?"

Another voice said: "Everyone has said so, even the cuteness is sold, Sagittarius, you just welcome the male and forget it."

"Get lost! I'm not blessed to accept it! I'll send you off!"

"Master, listen to the jungler's economy now, he will take it for you!"

The man smiled and said, "Okay, Master, come and call Dad! I'll give you the blue buff!"

The system cat looked up at Shi Yu hopefully, which meant it was obvious that it wanted the blue buff, but it really couldn't speak. 【Shiyu, it's your turn! 】

"Climb for me!" Shi Yu snorted and snorted, and slid into the bathroom. The voice naturally spread to his teammates, and the jungler took Lan away indifferently, and came to rub the system cat's economy by the way. Make the system cat meow in anger.

Shi Yu was in the bathroom listening to the system cat's exasperated cry, and for some reason, he leaned forward and back with laughter, and went out laughing directly.

***

The next day, early in the morning.

As a freelancer, Shi Wang basically doesn't get up early unless it is needed for material, and he is still sleeping dimly at this moment, not knowing when it will be.However, Shi Yu woke up at the right time under the urging of the accurate biological clock. He asked the system cat about Shi Wang's situation, and knowing that he was still sleeping deeply, he asked the system cat to pay attention to him, and then hurried to put the food in his hands. The uncle's daily routine is done.

The old man was still the same old man, and Shi Yu couldn't help but secretly wonder why he didn't have bedsores from the bottom of his heart when he lay motionless on the bed.

The mermaid seemed to be still in a dream, her breathing was light and steady, and she didn't seem to be disturbed by Shi Yu.

Shi Yu hesitated and called out: "Hello?"

The mermaid didn't respond.

Shi Yu called again, but the mermaid still didn't respond. Shi Yu panicked, and quickly called the system cat: [Xi Xi, let's see what's wrong with the uncle? !Why is it unresponsive? 】

【ha?etc. 】The system cat replied, and immediately began to run crazily. After 3 long minutes, it gave an uncertain answer: 【It seems to be... asleep. 】

【ha? ] Shi Yu walked into the pond with a confused face, and waved his hand in front of the mermaid: "Hello? Are you awake?"

The mermaid didn't respond, so Shi Yu boldly pushed the mermaid's arm, but the mermaid still didn't respond, seeing that the mermaid still didn't wake up, Shi Yu pinched the flesh on his arm again.However, no matter what Shi Yu did, the mermaid showed no sign of waking up.

Shi Yu asked: [Are you sure the uncle is asleep? 】

[Should...maybe...probably...yes? 】The system cat has already run to Xiaoting's side in a few steps. It looked at the sleeping mermaid, and replied: 【I don't know either!You also know that we have very little information about this creature, and most of it is obtained from you... But its cerebral cortex is quite active, as if it is dreaming. 】

[You fucking tease me, you can't wake up when you are dreaming? 】

[It's not winter yet, is it that mermaids are species that go dormant in summer? ...It's not right, it's almost the autumnal equinox! 】

[Special species, what if it is really a species that cannot be awakened when dreaming? 】

Shi Yu sat on the bench and poked the mermaid's face speechlessly. The delicate skin of the mermaid was like satin, and the tentacles were icy cold, yet silky and unbelievably smooth.Mermaids are undoubtedly dangerous when their eyes are open, but a sleeping mermaid is like a harmless and beautiful doll, and people can't help but want to touch it.

Shi Yu stretched out his hand to help the mermaid straighten the hair on the sideburns. I don't know if it was a habit or what. The mermaid doesn't like its close relationship, so of course it seizes the opportunity to see enough: 【...What should I do now? 】

Shi Yu hesitated for a moment, and then issued the famous scumbag declaration: [It sleeps its own, and I will be mine. 】

As he spoke, he reached out to the back of the mermaid's neck, gathered all of its long hair into his palm and pulled it out. He leisurely started braiding the mermaid, and gave the system cat a look of 'you know': [I don't care if the uncle wakes up, as long as I can complete the task. 】

[That's right...hehe! 】The system cat suddenly gave a wretched laugh, and it soon discovered that this was a rare opportunity.

It jumped up and jumped directly from the edge of the pool to Shi Yu's shoulder, because Shi Yu was sitting next to the mermaid, so it could observe the mermaid from a very close distance.

The system cat said nastily: [If you don't do it now, when will you wait?quick!More time!Cut more uncle's hair!There are also skin tissues, let's just collect them all now! 】

[This is not very good, is it?Why do I need so much?Isn't the task already handed in? ] Shi Yu said so, but he copied the scissors in his hands without hesitation, stroked the mermaid's hair, and picked a part of the back of the head that was not easy to be found, like the ace teacher Tonny in the barber shop. I cut a dozen pieces piecemeal.

The length of the mermaid's hair is about 1.5 meters six, and a dozen hairs together are enough to look good.

[There are also skin tissues! 】The system cat paws horizontally, pointing to the top of the mermaid's head: 【I've been wondering if the mermaid has dandruff for a long time! 】

【You will not end well like this! ] Shiyu said in the tone of a good citizen who was threatened by evil forces, and before the words fell, he followed up with 'hehe' twice: [To tell you the truth, I'm also very curious. Wasn't it nervous last time, no? Seize the opportunity, this time I must take a good look... Anyway, it is usually not there, it is not seen on the comb. 】

When Shi Yu said that, he put down the scissors and brushed the mermaid's hair to see its scalp. He even scraped it with his fingernails, then looked at his own nail crevices, and said regretfully: 【It's really not there. 】

[Then touch its fish scales!As long as it's a fish, I don't believe it doesn't change its scales! 】The system cat keeps coming up with bad ideas in Shi Yu's ear.

[It's not good for us to touch people while they are asleep, right? 】

[If you have one, don't touch it! 】

[I didn't plant it! ] Shi Yu said without blushing, raised his hand and put the mermaid's tail on his knees, probably because he was used to stroking cats, and touched a few: [Hey, it feels really good. 】

[I want to touch too! 】The system cat expressed his opinion, and since Shiyu jumped from his shoulders to his knees, his four furry paws just pressed on the uncle's tail.

Shi Yu touched along the scales, each of the silver scales was very firm, Shi Yu didn't dare to pull it out with heavy hands, so he gave up when he saw it.He murmured: [Why do I feel that the two of us are the same as the wretched uncle who finally met the sleeping beautiful girl and molested him without hesitation? 】

The system cat looked up at him, his round eyes were full of shock: 【Aren't we? 】

【no. ] Shiyu indifferently lifted the nape of the system cat and put it on the shore: [I am a free worker serving the mermaid, I touch the fish scales and fish hair every day, and I don't need to touch them while they are asleep! 】

[You just keep pretending! 】The system cat mocked disdainfully, and then said: 【Why don't you pull out a scale or something right now?Just bring some flesh and blood to complete the task. Let me tell you that the main system is keeping an eye on it. If one day the mermaid really runs away, the [-] tokens will definitely be deducted from you. 】

[Maybe even the chicken thief will take away the energy furnace, so that the fishing raft is basically equivalent to exploding on the spot, and everything will start again. 】

[Didn't it be random? 】

[You are a programmer yourself, what do you think? 】

Well, Shi Yu also admitted that this kind of randomness is really too much room for manipulation. For the builders, even if they are picking up precious things, the players can't say one, two, three, and the question is random. It's useless if you don't accept it.Anyway, it is impossible for the player to read the program content, even if it is killed.

Shi Yu pulled out the knife from his thigh and made a gesture, as if he was picking which scale was more suitable to attack.The system cat urged: 【Hurry up, you won't be able to do anything when you wake up. 】

【Um. ] Shi Yu responded, and stuck the knife on the mermaid's tail. He knew that the mermaid's fish scales were very hard. Even if he scratched deliberately, he might not be able to cut off the mermaid's fish scales, but the problem is...

The mermaid looks too much like a human.

Shi Yu can fight back without hesitation when his life is threatened, no matter whether the opponent is a human or a fish.He could also cut two strands of each other's hair while the other party was incapacitated, and he didn't think it was wrong to even touch two fish tails, but he hesitated to cut the fish scales.

Shi Yu has killed many fish since he was a child.He knew what fish scales looked like when they were scraped off, usually a thin piece, and the skin was often broken when scraped, and the fish scales would be turned upside down by a knife, and then cut off from the root.

Fish will be knocked into a coma before their guts are gutted and their scales scraped, but many fish will wake up in pain and struggle continuously, so the general operation is to gut their guts first and then scrape their scales.

Do people's nails hurt when they are accidentally turned up?

Of course it hurts.

Shiyu was killed by a mermaid twice, the feeling is quite clear, and it hurts at that moment, but it feels more like playing a real VR game, he dies when he dies, anyway, he can be resurrected, although he left a shadow, But under the operation of the system, this shadow is basically equal to no.

Shi Yu thought about this very clearly, just like he can kill fish without emotion, from the perspective of a mermaid as a fish, naturally he can kill him without any burden.Species are different, so there is no need to force it. Before killing a pig, do people still ask the cow if he wants to be killed?

Of course not.

But when people go to harm human beings, how many people will do it without hesitation?

The problem is that it is difficult for a normal person with correct three views and moral orientation to attack the same kind, even if the 'kind' just looks a bit like the same kind.It can even be said that human beings have higher spiritual pursuits, not only the same kind, but also the aliens who have been with each other for a long time are also difficult for them to deal with.

Which normal person can cut the skin of his own pet without changing his face?

【What are you hesitating about?Hurry up! 】The system cat urged.

Shi Yu put down the knife, and said coldly: [Forget it, I can't do it. 】

[Are you poisonous! 】The system cat wished he could replace Shiyu: 【You don't want the fish pond anymore?Let me tell you that 99.9% of the main system will take away the energy furnace!It will not be polite to you!It's a bug that you can pull out the energy furnace! Originally, you were my last tasker, and it tried to mess with me!You still have to give it a handle, you just strangle me to death! 】

Shi Yu inserted the knife back into the arm belt on his thigh, stretched out his hand and brushed the hair on the mermaid's sideburns, and pinned them behind its ears: [I know most shameless people can live better, no Coincidentally, I'm more shameless. 】

The system cat was about to say something, but the mermaid suddenly opened its eyes. The azure eyes were as calm as the deepest and mysterious trench I have ever seen. The ultimate calm is the most deadly danger.

[Why don't you do it? ]

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