fish pond master

【? ? ? 】

【? ? ? ? 】

The question marks all over the screen very appropriately expressed the doubts of the audience and Shi Wang.

Shi Yu stretched out his arms to hug the pink dolphin in his arms, feeling a little helpless in his heart——it’s been 10 minutes, and he hasn’t gone up to take a breath. Although he won’t die, it doesn’t prevent others from thinking he’s going to die .

Shi Wang's camera didn't have any problems after being slapped indiscriminately. It faithfully recorded Shi Yu's first bewilderment, and then he hugged the pink dolphin helplessly.

[Humanity!How did you end up in such deep water!Don't humans die if they don't breathe? ! ] The pink dolphin passed through the happy period when it finally found humans at the beginning, and then called out twice worriedly: [Humans are afraid, I will send you ashore! ]

The pink dolphin got out of Shi Yu's arms, and stuck out its tongue very greasy to lick Shi Yu's face, almost distorting Shi Yu's diving goggles.Shi Yu hurriedly reached out to help the diving goggle, but the pink dolphin had already swam to Shi Yu's back, trying to bite his clothes, but found that the diving suit was too tight to bite, so he kissed his buttocks instead. Lift up.

During the period, there were also two obscene calls from the thief: "Quack!"

Shi Yu subconsciously wanted to kick the pink dolphin away, but Shi Wang found a business opportunity, and frantically made hand gestures to keep Shi Yu from moving. Snake (Shiyu), his live broadcast is estimated to be able to be listed on the website's annual rankings, and maybe even on TV!

Cousin!You must hold on!

Shi Yu rolled his big eyes, Shi Yu thought more than Shi Wang.

It’s probably okay to be on TV. It’s okay to be on "Annual Touching Animal Collection" and "Environment and Nature" to praise pink dolphins as sexy or to "Protect the Ocean" and be condemned for overfishing marine life. And know.

Speargun fishing, to put it bluntly, is stepping on the edge of the law and jumping back and forth.Even if fishing is not illegal, it is well known that the Tuchao does not allow ordinary people to carry any lethal weapons without a certificate. Spearguns are suitable for gun-shaped weapons, and second, they are in line with mass lethality... Ordinary people do not raise officials It’s fine if you don’t study it, once it’s on TV, what if the higher-ups suddenly want to pick up a model?

Tsk, the legal coffee is booked!

Shi Yu turned over beautifully in the water, and instantly got rid of the pink dolphin. With a move of his legs, his flippers pushed him to quickly approach Shi Wang, but within three or four seconds, Shi Yu had already swam out of the camera.

Seeing Shi Yu's action, Shi Wang knew that he was coming in his direction.Sure enough, as soon as Shi Yu came out of the camera, he showed an inhuman swimming speed, and arrived at Shi Wang's side in a few seconds, grabbed Shi Wang's wrist, and brought him up.

As soon as the two of them came out of the water, the pink dolphin also came out of the sea, happily poking its head in the air, looking at it and wanting to catch up with Shiyu, but Shiyu snatched Shiwang's camera without saying a word, but the pink dolphin didn't Find out what this black thing is, anyway, its beloved human being is there, even the killer whale can't stop it... Ah no, if the killer whale is there, it should turn around and run away.

Although love is precious, the price of life is even higher.But it's not that the killer whale is not here now, is it?

Then why hesitate?Humans are not as precious as the time of killer whales, come to mate!

So the audience in the live broadcast room saw a pink dolphin humming and chirping at the camera. ——Shi Wang is still jumping around in the camera, the ticket carrying the camera is of course the boss!

Moreover, the gloves of Shi Wang's diving suit have dark blue patterns, and Shi Yu's gloves are pure black, which are very easy to distinguish.

【? ? 】

【Alas!What happened to being so envious all of a sudden!The baby wants pink dolphins to kiss too! 】

Shi Yu pushed away the pink dolphin again, poor Shi Wang wanted to be in the camera with the pink dolphin, but the pink dolphin is so enthusiastic, usually only a piece of pink can be seen on the screen, otherwise it is sea water, Shi Wang can only Occasionally, when the dolphin flutters, it enters the audience's sight.

"Brother! What's the matter, it knows you?" Shi Wang asked helplessly.

Shi Yu carried the camera in one hand, and ruthlessly grabbed the dolphin's snout with the other. His arms straightened out, and the knuckles of his fingers turned white, obviously using a lot of force.Just like that, the pink dolphin was blocked by his arm abruptly, and whined aggrievedly.

But then the dolphin finally got into the camera with its face.

Of course, the pink dolphin is not a good person... Fish, it's okay if it can't be caught by people!The pink dolphin sticks out its big pink tongue and licks Shi Yu's fingers frantically. Because of the blocked snout, it can only open a little bit, and the tip of the pink tongue leaks from Shi Yu's fingers from time to time. Come out, with some inexplicable lust.

Shi Yu replied: "I rescued it once before, but then I ran away (being chased by the killer whale). I thought it went to find the group, but I didn't expect it to come back again."

Shi Wang watched eagerly, envious: "This is a white dolphin, right? Sit in prison!"

Shi Yu complained to him impatiently: "Please open your dog eyes to see clearly, it is threatening me now, okay?"

[Please be threatened like this once! 】

【I want, too! 】

【let me!I can! 】

"It's kind of pretty." Shi Wang stepped forward and touched the tail of the pink dolphin while he was not paying attention. He didn't mind being slapped just now, and said with a soaring expression: "It's the first time I've seen it. This kind of dolphin! It’s really cute! It’s so lively!”

"Brother, I want to raise it!"

Shi Yu squinted at him: "...I will visit you in prison in the future."

"...Don't be like this brother, we are biological!"

Shi Yu moved his shoulder, motioning Shi Wang to look at the camera on his shoulder.Shi Yu looked at it subconsciously, and immediately remembered what he was doing. After an embarrassing cough, he cleared his throat and explained to the camera: "I was just joking... this dolphin is very lively. This is a rare opportunity, everyone can take a look.”

The number of people in the live broadcast room has soared to a terrifying number, but Shi Wang didn't know it, and continued: "This kind of dolphin should be a white dolphin, which is very rare, and it should be a second-level protection... It's either a second-level or a first-level protection, anyway. Brothers, remember, this kind of fish can only be seen but not touched, let alone caught!"

"As for the current one, it was saved by my cousin before, so I'm more relatives - everyone has seen it, it came up to touch the porcelain! It's not my cousin who took the initiative! You police uncles must check it out before□□ ah!"

[hhhhh San Gouzi is full of desire to survive! 】

[Big guy is awesome! 】

[It's okay to take the initiative to touch porcelain, are you fishermen so arrogant! 】

[Strongly request Sangouzi to carry the camera!I want to see dolphins! 】

Shi Wang also planned to introduce this pink dolphin. Suddenly, the pink dolphin leaped and fell into Shi Yu's arms with a snap, and stretched out its indescribable length of nearly one meter. up.

The scene inside the camera is naturally chaotic. Shi Yu is holding the camera in one hand, so he can only push the dolphins with difficulty with the other hand. The strength of a big fish with a length of nearly two meters in the sea is beyond human imagination. If Shi Yu has special abilities Blessing, this one will have to be thrown into the sea - the kind that can't get up.

[mating mating!Humans come to mate! ]

[Alas!Human I love you so much! ]

Even so, the lens was submerged by sea water.While the pink dolphins dawdled, they would occasionally rub against the protruding camera. The pink meat strips and white sticks rubbed against the camera from time to time, and the live broadcast room was silent.

【Then what?I seem to have seen... the dolphin's Jebao? 】

【I also……】

[Why is everyone turning yellow? 】

[This is the legendary step to stomach? 】

[Calm down before, this is not a step to the stomach, this is a step to rupture the stomach. 】

[I don't know why I'm a little excited... Ah, I feel like the boss is so dick! 】

[Chicken cage warning! 】

[I think it's time to report the anchor for pornography. 】

Shi Yu saw that he couldn't hold the pink dolphin anymore, and he couldn't really get hit by a single step, and he couldn't take care of the filming, so he fled to the boat without saying a word.The pink dolphin was kicked into a dazed look, and when it saw that it was already on board, Yu whimpered and screamed.

[Boom!Human why are you hitting me! ]

[Come and mate!We gave birth to many little dolphins together... It doesn't matter if you don't give birth, I will still love you! ]

The second uncle also watched the fun from the sidelines: "Xiao Yu is lucky, I haven't seen this kind of dolphin for many years."

"But the dolphin is in heat, it seems to have taken a fancy to you."

Shi Yu also discovered this, holding the camera and said helplessly, "It used to be a good fish."

"Haha." The second uncle laughed twice, patted Shi Yu's shoulder in understanding, and pulled Shi Wang up again.As soon as Shi Wang got ashore, he wiped his face and said in a subtle tone, "...so big!"

"Then I'll send you down and you go to make friends with it?" Shi Yu's eyes have already fallen on Shi Wang's lower body pointingly, when Shi Wang heard this, he quickly covered his butt, and shook his head indiscriminately: " Forget it, forget it, I can’t take it anymore!”

When the pink dolphin saw Shiyu standing on the boat but refused to go into the water, he whimpered and chirped twice, and then dived into the water.Shi Wang thought that the pink dolphin was gone, and regretfully went to the side of the boat to see it. Suddenly, a smear of pink broke through the water, flew directly onto the boat, and landed on Shi Wang in a daze.

The fish with a body length of two meters and a weight of more than two hundred catties smashed on Shi Wang's body with the addition of gravity. He saw a stick on his leg and waist with malicious intentions.

Shi Yu had no sympathy, and faithfully recorded the sensational pink dolphin with the camera.

[... The Buddhist boss. 】

[Three dogs?Sangou, are you okay, Sangou? 】

【Now it's really the anchor of Stone Hammer who is playing pornography...】

Shi Wang struggled and couldn't get away, his masculine instinct let him know what the mess was on his body, and his straight man's dignity made him scream, even green: "Fuck! Fuck! Old man Please save me!!!"

[Hey hey, are all human beings this soft? ! ] The pink dolphin had a wretched smile on its angelic face, and when it got too emotional, it didn't care whether this person was the human it liked: [It's so soft!Human beings, don't worry, I still love you!But he smells like you! ]

[Humans, if you don’t want to be with me, I can use him as a substitute! ] Pink Dolphin issued a scumbag declaration: [You are so cute when you take a closer look! ]

"Second Uncle! Second Uncle! Help!" Shi Wang yelled, and Second Uncle also laughed heartlessly: "It's okay...haha...you're wearing a diving suit, you can't wear it!"

Shi Wang already felt that the dolphin's stick had moved to his buttocks, his face was ashen, and he screamed: "Second uncle! Cousin! Pull it away! My bones are going to be broken by it!"

The second uncle saw that it was almost the same, and there would be problems if the weight of two hundred catties was too much. He stepped forward and grabbed Shi Wang's arm, and pulled Shi Wang out while the pink dolphin was fluttering. Just as the dolphin was enjoying itself, it saw the humans running away and let out two dissatisfied calls, but the land is not its home field, no matter how much it can thump, it cannot keep up with the running speed of two-legged humans.

Shiyu put down the camera, took a fishhook casually, turned the hook upside down, and pushed it into the sea with the other end of the stick. The second uncle also came up to help. The pink dolphin patted its tail and left the water without anyone Fuck it, it couldn't stand the hot air outside, so it was pushed into the sea.

Shi Wang's cat, who was still in shock, was at the side. When he saw the pink dolphin launched into the water, he immediately sat down in the middle of the boat - he didn't dare to go to the side of the boat recently. Although the middle of the boat is not safe, it is better than being on the side of the boat .

"This dolphin is not a human!" he complained.

Shi Wang was very dedicated and picked up the camera again, pointed at Shi Wang, and Shi Wang complained to the camera aggrieved: "I declare that I have hated the pink dolphin all my life! It is really not human!"

[Yes yes it is not human!Hahahahaha! ! ! ! 】

[How many years will the dolphin be sentenced for attempting to rape a human? 】

[Now let the victim speak. 】

[Although dolphins are not human! 】

[No, I'm going to die laughing hahahaha! 】

Shi Wang forced Lai Lai for quite a while, and it took about ten minutes for him to calm down completely. Shi Wang greeted the audience and then turned off the live broadcast. Shi Yu asked him very unconscionably, "Why So, isn't it cool?"

Shi Wang: "It's cool! Why don't you go if you think it's cool!"

Shi Yu's smile is very polite and shy, making people want to hit him at the first glance: "I have no blessings to bear, don't you still want to raise it? From now on, take good care of it, and you will be happy every day!"

Shi Wang was left with a heavy psychological shadow by Pink Dolphin, just as he was about to scold Shi Yu, he saw Shi Yu pointing to the back.As soon as he turned his head, he saw the pink dolphin just jumped out of the water, then happily fell into the water, and then jumped up again, obviously chasing the boat for fun.

Shi Wang grabbed Shi Yu's clothes: "No, brother, is it still addicted? Help, brother!"

Shi Yu slapped his hand away in disgust: "Maybe it's because you experienced it and felt that your service is particularly good?"

Shi Wang: "...Damn it."

But fortunately, the pink dolphins stopped following after more than ten kilometers from the port. They floated on the sea and watched the fishing boat go away, and sighed: [Hey, the two humans are so cute, who do I like? Woolen cloth? ]

[But I think I can do both humans!The left one and the right one are also very flattering! ]

[I didn't catch the chance this time, I will definitely do it next time! ]

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After more than an hour's voyage, the three of them finally returned to the port, and it was almost four o'clock at this time.The second uncle distributed today's catch, among which Shiyu came from behind, there were more than [-] palm-sized abalones alone, not to mention the coconut snails and the fish caught later.

According to the rules, the income of the fishermen who went to sea together was divided equally, and the second uncle didn't want it, so he took his own harvest and left.Shi Wang chased after him and gave his poor harvest to his second uncle, claiming that it was his reward.The second uncle didn't refuse, waved his hand and left.

He doesn't plan to sell Shi Yu's harvest, these are the two of them's dinner with the system cat, after a day out, they have to bring the harvest home so that they won't be stared at by the system cat, right?So he took Shiwang with his net pocket full of tickets and changed the boat before returning to the voyage.

Shi Wang's home is not far from the port, so he went back to take a shower, took the charging cable and computer, and then followed Shi Yu back home.

When the two of them arrived home, the sun had already set and there was only one afterglow left. When Shi Wang saw Shi Yu's family, he looked confused: "Did you tell me, this is your house?"

Shi Wang pointed to the house that looked like a private garden and said - it would be fine if he saw this house on the shore, at most he would be amazed, but this is a fishing raft!Fishing rafts in the open sea!One day, if a typhoon comes over, the fishing raft will be gone!

"That's right." Shi Yu took Shi Wang ashore, and gave him the catch in his hand: "Don't be dazed, I still have work to do, you put these in the kitchen first, and wash the abalones by the way." , I'll feed the fish."

"Ah? I don't know where your kitchen is?" Shi Wang hadn't finished speaking when he saw the door open and an orange cat he had seen coming out of it.The orange cat let out a soft cry: "Meow——!"

【Shiyu, are you back? !You still brought your three dogs here? 】

【Well, you take him to the kitchen, he's pretty good at cooking! 】

【Ok, Ok!Dad loves you! 】When the system cat heard this, he walked around Shi Wang's leg very familiarly, ticking his calf with his seductive little tail: 【Let's go, I'll take you to the kitchen! 】

Shi Yu took care and said, "You follow the cat."

"Huh?" Shi Wang's face was full of question marks, and he followed the cat into it half-believingly.The little killer whale emerged half of its body from the sea, tilted its head and said, "Huh?"

[Humans, why did you bring people back? ]

[He and you smell like Oh! ]

The killer whale was so close to the fishing raft that Shi Yu could touch it as soon as he stretched out his hand.Shi Yu patted it on the kiss, and stuffed one of the fish he caught from the boat into its mouth, and said very dotingly: "Hey, have you had dinner? How was the harvest today?"

The killer whale is also very used to Shiyu not being able to understand what it means, but it does not prevent one person and one fish from talking about each other, and the chat can be very happy for both parties.It opened its mouth and carefully took the fish away. The tail of the fish was still outside the mouth. No matter how you look at it, it looks cute.

Shi Yu patted it twice, checked the condition of the fish in each fish pond, added some fish feed, and then entered the door—as for the old mermaid, he didn't worry about it, and he probably didn't know about it now. Where did he hide, otherwise Shi Wang would never be able to set foot on this fishing raft.

But to be on the safe side, he still walked towards the small booth, and asked the system cat by the way: [I'm not here today, did something happen?How are you, sir? 】

[It's nothing... Well, it smells so good!Sangouzi is good at cooking!I like! ...] The system cat paused, and added: [However, the grouper in the No. [-] fish pond seems to have a skin disease, remember to sprinkle some antibacterial medicine on it tomorrow. 】

【How did you know? ] Shi Yu's tone was a little subtle.

[The ticket is of course my taste... No, I am an omniscient system, okay? !Shiyu, what's your tone? 】

Shi Yu walked away with a smile, trying to force the system twice, and it worked out after the first try. He had already seen that it was spying on his fish, and sure enough, the system cat started to attack them as soon as he went out.

He was walking slowly along the promenade, the cool sea breeze was blowing in his face, his hair was lifted up, and then slowly fell down, the afterglow of the setting sun struggled at the end of the sky, leaving a touch of bright purple, dim The cloud cover is painted with dazzling Phnom Penh.

Not far away, the curtain of the small pavilion was blown in the air by the sea breeze, like the shadow of a dancer Miaoman, dancing her limbs tirelessly with the silent song.

[There is no tone, just eat if you want. 】Maybe it was due to the fact that Shi Yu was very relaxed, and even his footsteps were a little brisk. He opened the curtain of the small pavilion and walked around the screen. He thought he would see the empty bathing pool, but found that the mermaid was still there. Lie down there.

"Master? You haven't left yet?" Shi Yu asked subconsciously.

Don't you always feel that you avoid visitors?What happened today, didn't you run away?

The mermaid raised its eyes, its long hair was loose, and it stretched out its hand to Shi Yu. Shi Yu entered the pool very consciously, and put his hand in its palm.

The mermaid looked at it, her throat moved, but she didn't speak.

Shi Yu smiled and said, "Today my brother is here as a guest, so please be more patient."

With a flick of the mermaid's wrist, the slender fingers slid across Shiyu's palm, and tapped a red dot on it.Shi Yu followed the trend and didn't care too much when he saw the red dot, and explained casually: "It's okay, I was poked by an oyster."

There are many shellfish growing on the reef, even if this reef has been airtight on the bottom of the sea for many years, it is common for fishermen to go into the sea, and it is common for fishermen to bump into it. Such a small injury is nothing in the eyes of fishermen.

The mermaid didn't open his mouth, but Shi Yu couldn't stay silent. He continued, "I picked a lot of abalone today, do you want to try some?"

He was afraid that the mermaid would not know what species abalone was, so he was about to explain when the mermaid nodded.Shi Yu let out a breath slowly, took his hand away from the mermaid's palm, and said with a smile, "Then I'll get it for you, just wait a moment."

As soon as he stepped out of the pavilion, he heard yelling from the house not far away.

"This isn't for cats - spit it out!"

"Don't lick the vegetables! Don't lick!!! Ahhhhhh, I'm going to kill you, you cat!"

"Meow meow meow—!"

"Is anyone else in charge! Shiyu! Shiyu, come here quickly! Your cat rebelled—!"

"Meow meow meow!"

"How dare you laugh at me!"

What followed was the sound of pots and pans falling to the ground, and Shi Wang's voice became more and more angry. During this period, there was also the gloating sound of the system cat. It was so lively that it didn't seem like his home.

The years are so fucking quiet.

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