fish pond master

The uncle opened his mouth, it must be group AOE damage.

The sound of waves and wind on the sea faded from Shi Yu's ears in an instant, and the world was also eclipsed at this moment.Shi Yu sat there with blank eyes, his lips opened and closed as if he had his own consciousness: "Because I can't make a move."

[Why can't you do it? ]

"Because you look so human."

Shi Yu's eyes fell on the mermaid's tail uncontrollably: "If the fish scales turn up, it should hurt a lot, right?"

The mermaid took his hand. Those hands were not very delicate, and there were thin calluses left by pulling the net, and there were also light brown scars left by someone who didn't know when they were scratched. Its voice became louder and louder. The lingering, like a sympathizer whispering in the ear: [Be good. ]

The next moment, Shi Yu regained his consciousness. He wanted to move, but found that his body was unable to respond at all, and his brain was still frantically issuing danger warnings. The mermaid in front of him moved his wrist slightly, and Shi Yu's hand slipped from its palm.

The mermaid's hand was placed on Shi Yu's neck, it was very light, like the most common touch.

[Department? !Department! 】Shiyu frantically called the system cat in his head, but unfortunately he only got a character string similar to garbled characters, obviously the consciousness of the system cat has not yet recovered.

This is really the worst.

Shi Yu thought in his heart.

He understood the meaning of the system cat, and he quickly got the scales when the mermaid didn't resist. Since the scales are cut, blood can be obtained naturally, and maybe a little skin tissue can be obtained. As long as the things are obtained, they can be put into the system backpack Even if the mermaid wakes up at this moment, Shi Yu will lose another life at worst, but the task can be completed.

Even if the timeline is reset, the main system is not controlled by this worldline.The system cat will not make fun of its last tasker. There should be some mechanism for resetting the timeline. According to Shi Yu's speculation, it should be able to return to before the fish scales were cut. Then even if it is still in front of the mermaid after restarting, the mermaid will not kill it again. he.

This life is given by the main system for free, and it will become invalid if it is not used anyway. In short, as long as he just got the things smoothly, the main system will give him tens of thousands of coins and a few lottery tickets for free, so this business is actually still worthless. Very profitable.

Even if something happened midway and the mermaid killed him, it would be nothing more than a third life for nothing. When the world line restarted, everyone would just pretend nothing happened and continue doing what they should do.

This action of the system cat seems reckless, but in fact it helped Shiyu think of everything.

However, all of this was ruined by Shi Yu's soft heart.He was about to give up, but the mermaid woke up at this time, and he hadn't fallen asleep at all since the beginning of the situation, so it could be said that he had seen all his actions in his eyes.

Sure enough, he should have listened to the system and finished the task at the risk of being killed. It seems that the third life is about to be confessed.In fact, it’s nothing, I just feel a little wronged, similar to the intention to deliberately hurt someone before voluntarily giving up and preparing to turn over a new leaf, just happened to be discovered by the victim, and then directly sentenced to death... Whether a person is cruel to himself or others It's true that you can live better.

Shi Yu's Adam's Apple was in its palm, and when Shi Yu was ready to give up his third life, the mermaid let go of his neck, moved up gradually, and finally stroked his eyes.

Shi Yu wanted to close his eyes subconsciously, but he couldn't move. He could only watch the mermaid's fingertips getting closer and closer, and finally landed on his eyeballs.

The slender fingers touched Shi Yu's eyeballs straightly, gently, with a tingling pain, and the instinct of the body made tears overflow from the eye sockets in an instant, hanging down on the eyelashes. .

There was no emotion in the mermaid's eyes, he looked at him as if he was looking at an ant, and said in a low voice: [Forget it. ]

Shi Yu couldn't understand what the mermaid said anyway.The sound that was both musical and screaming overflowed from its throat, and Shi Yu lost consciousness again...

A killer whale emerged from the sea, looking at the marks on its skin, it was the grandmother of the killer whales: [Are you going to kill him? ]

The siren's fingertips brushed Shiyu's cheek, leaving a faint white mark on it, which quickly faded, and it replied: [It's still useful, keep it...]

[But he has tools...]

The siren stopped answering, but held Shi Yu's hand again, and looked at the system cat.

The system cat suddenly trembled, dense codes flashed in its eyes, and then walked stiffly like a mechanical cat to the outside of the booth and sat down.The next moment, both Shi Yu and the system cat woke up.

Shi Yu seemed a little dazed about the situation at this moment, and then he remembered again—by ​​the way, he came to feed the uncle before Shi Wang woke up, but wasn't the uncle still asleep just now?Forget it, I should just close my eyes and take a nap.

He smiled at the mermaid: "Just a moment."

A stream of pure water slowly overflowed from his palm, and the mermaid lowered her head to drink from his palm as usual, no different from usual.After feeding the Nongfu Spring, Shi Yu took the comb aside and wanted to comb the mermaid's hair, but found that the mermaid's head had already been neatly braided—it was quite beautiful.

As far as this aesthetic style is concerned, it should be his own masterpiece.

Although Shiyu's memory is not very good, he can still remember what he did in 10 minutes. He never combed the mermaid's hair today, and yesterday he braided the mermaid's loose braids. The look is completely different today.

Shi Yu didn't say anything, he glanced at his task panel, and as expected, he found that 50% of the daily cleaning for the mermaids had been completed.

Generally speaking, this routine can only be completed after combing the head and scrubbing the body of the mermaid, and the two items each account for 50% of the completion, but he obviously only fed the mermaid, and he has not had time to scrub and comb his hair.

"Hey? The hair I combed for you yesterday was not messed up. Have you not moved all day? Although you are a mermaid, it's not good to lie still all the time. If you have nothing to do, go swim in the sea or move around. There won't be any problems with the killer whale." Shi Yu said with no expression on his face, he quickly removed the mermaid's hair and replaced it with a simple and neat ponytail, then walked to the side and took a towel to scrub the mermaid scales.

This set of procedures is neither fast nor slow, and it is the same as usual.

After he was done, he said hello to the mermaid and went ashore. As soon as he walked around the screen, he saw the system cat squatting at the door, and purposely called out: "Sixi, why are you here? I don't like it. You come closer, walk, Dad will take you to eat fish."

After a long time, the system cat moved slowly, Shi Yu bent down and picked it up: "Xi Xi, what's wrong?"

The system cat looked up at Shi Yu, instinctively rubbed his face, and then said: [The computer crashed... Fuck it. 】

[It crashed again?what happened? 】

Shi Yu walked into the house with the system cat in his arms, but he still said: "Let you eat less, look at the meat on your stomach!"

The system cat is not in the mood to bite Shiyu at the moment, it has just restarted and it has too many programs to open, and it is still slowly opening: [I don’t know, I already asked the main system to change the device for me, it just picks!Life and death refused to change it for me!It made me maintain and restart every three days, which is annoying! ...Fuck, don't pinch the flesh on my stomach! 】

[I'm going to send Shiwang back in a while, so you can go with me and take you to the city to buy some food. 】

【Didn't you just buy some yesterday? 】

[Suddenly want to drink Laoshan Snake Grass Water. 】

[…] The system cat was speechless for a while, and couldn't figure out why Shi Yu suddenly wanted to drink that weird thing.Before, it wasn't very popular on the Internet that there were five poisonous drinks with five flavors, which could directly ascend to immortality after drinking.After the arrival of the product, the two prepared clean water and squatted next to the pool to try it. The other four were actually not bad. It can only be said that the taste is rather peculiar. The two agreed that the Laoshan Snake Grass Water lived up to the name of "poisonous".

Shi Yu took the cat to the kitchen. He knew something was wrong, but he couldn't tell for now.

He must have done the task himself. At the beginning, the system cat said that in order to prevent it from opening the back door for Shi Yu, the daily life of the mermaid would go directly to the main system, and the system cat would not be able to affect this task...he forgot himself After completing the task, the system cat also happened to crash and restart, so what happened in the middle?

Anyway, this must have something to do with the mermaid.

The most urgent thing is to take the system cat away from the mermaid, go to the shore, go to the city, away from the sea, and then carefully review the disk with the system cat to see what went wrong.

【Go, wake up Shiwang for breakfast. ] Shi Yu didn't care about anything delicious, so he casually cooked yesterday's leftovers into porridge, and casually got some current meals like mustard conch from the refrigerator, and asked the system cat to wake Shi Wang up.

[Why should I go? ] The system cat refuses to accept: [Too lazy to move, go by yourself. 】

Although, Shi Yu couldn't help but glanced at the system cat, probably similar to looking at his own stupid son, and then resigned to his fate, he opened a can for the system cat first, and called Shi Wang himself. Get up and have breakfast.

After the meal, Shi Yu sent Shi Wang back to the shore. Shi Wang originally wanted to stay for two more days, and shoot some videos of fishing rafts, feeding fish, etc. It’s good to update each water, but Shi Yu said that he has something to do I was going to the city for two days and had to give up.

Shi Yu drove the long-lost BMW yellow croaker, and ran with the system cat on the way to the city.

The system cat glanced at Shi Yu who was expressionless, and asked: [I always feel that you are a little strange today. 】

Shi Yu took the time to stroke the cat's head, and sighed: [What a silly cat... When I went to do the uncle's daily routine today, I found that the task of combing the hair has already been completed, I don't remember it , you crashed at the right time, so you didn't think about that dime? 】

[... Karma? 】The system cat was stunned for a moment, and instinctively explained to itself: 【The crash is out of my control, it can die whenever it wants, unless I deliberately mobilize a large amount of data at the same time to attack... Wait, what did you say, you don't remember you brushing a mermaid's hair? 】

[If I remember, as for taking you to the shore and telling you this after taking so much trouble? 】

[... Shiyu, do you have dementia?Are we going to the city to find a tertiary hospital to register?Do you want me to open the back door of the program and directly jump in the queue and hang one for you? 】

Shi Yu really couldn't hold it back, and patted its butt hard: [Alzheimer's a ghost!I think you are dementia!How the hell did you survive 9998 missions without overturning? ! 】

This time, he almost slapped the system cat off the car, and it scolded: [Shiyu, are you sick!Being able to survive 9998 tasks is a manifestation of my ability. I am the top1 of the system, okay? ! ……Let me check. 】

The system cat actually didn’t feel that there was any problem, but since Shiyu said so, it went to investigate. During the crash, all its capabilities were shut down, and Shiyu’s information would also temporarily stop recording, so there was no way to observe it from this aspect. Has Shi Yu ever done this operation? What's more difficult is that Shi Yu combed the mermaid's hair again later. Judging from the records, there is nothing wrong with it.

[...It's a bit strange. 】The system cat looked at the data streams that suddenly appeared and drove it to a standstill. These data streams appeared without warning.The first thing it thought of was that the mermaid made a sound again—once the mermaid makes a sound, the system automatically analyzes the mermaid’s voice, but because the amount of information contained in it is too large, the system will freeze immediately if it cannot analyze it, which is why The reason why the mermaid's voice can make the control system act.

The mermaid's voice is like a virus to both humans and the system. It first defeats its own defense system with huge data, and then invades the main system, thereby gaining control of the central system.

But judging from these data, although it is a bit like the consequences caused by the mermaid's voice, it is somewhat different in essence. At least the system cat has not found any similar data files to the previous mermaid's voice.It thought for a while, and said in a tangled manner: [Could it be that I have a virus? 】

[emmmm...] Shi Yu was speechless. With such a system, he really couldn't explain it. He was about to complain, but he heard the system say: [But I analyzed it, and there are probably two possibilities. 】

[The first possibility is that there is a bug in the main system, but this possibility is unlikely. 】

[The second possibility is what we may have done just now. During this period of time, you have already combed your hair for a mermaid, and then something happened, you were amnesiac, and I was shut down. 】

Shi Yu finally breathed a sigh of relief, nodded, and said in a low voice: [The question is, is this done by the mermaid or the main system? 】

[Why would the mermaid do such a thing? ] The system cat tilted his head: [Let's not mention whether he has the ability to make people lose their memory, but judging from the current friendliness, it can't be that you suddenly pulled out a knife to stab him right? ——Shouldn’t this be a direct restart of the timeline resurrection? 】

[It's not impossible, after all, I still have a mission. 】Shi Yu added:【It's impossible to stab through it, but it will still dry out by taking out a knife to cut a scale and get blood. 】

The system cat glanced at Shi Yu contemptuously: [It's not that I look down on you, but you? 】

[Don't say the mermaid is stuck there, it's just that it's unconscious, can you handle it? 】

Shi Yu thought for a while, and replied: [It should be impossible to do so. 】

[Isn't that the end? 】The system cat suddenly patted Shi Yu's thigh with its paw: 【...Could it be the main system? 】

It was too dangerous to drive like this, so Shi Yu simply slowed down the speed of the car, and drove slowly like a turtle crawling: [Why is the main system messing with the two of us?Could it be that your disobedience was seen through by it?Then why don't you just arrest you and replace me with a new fish pond system, I'm just a poor player, what are you doing to me?Even if I refuse to accept it, do I still have to do the task honestly? 】

The system cat licked its paw: [It is the most likely to do this thing, so be careful... and I am not disobedient, I just want it to pay me wages honestly, I After working so hard for so many years, it's okay to let him pay as promised, right? 】

[Okay, let's assume that the main system did the two things that caused me to lose my memory... So what did we two do during that time?Judging from the uncle's reaction, it should not be detrimental to its behavior, otherwise I would die right now, and this matter should be detrimental to the main system. 】

Shi Yu stepped on the brake, lifted the system cat up, looked at it, and said in unison: [We are trying to form an alliance with the mermaid, and plan to build the main system together? 】

[It is very possible that the two of us have just reached a consensus, and before we have time to communicate with the mermaid, we were discovered by the main system-I have long suspected that it will not allow any system to graduate and upgrade from it! 】

[Not only me, but also several of our veteran systems think so! 】

Shi Yu thought for a while, then shook his head: [It's not right to think about it carefully, if this is the case, you can be crushed to death directly, there is no need to spend a lot of time to make the two of us lose our memory, right? 】

[You know what a fart, our system also has system rights, okay?It's one thing to work under its hands, but it's another thing to die or not! 】

One person and one cat thought about it for a while, and they always felt that no matter which statement had a lot of bugs, the two of them were silent for a while, Shi Yu hugged it into his arms, sighed and said: [Forget it, let’s take a step and take a step, anyway, I think There must be a problem with the main system, let's take precautions first. 】

The system cat nodded heavily: [Don't worry, I will definitely investigate this matter!If it really did it, I will definitely do it! 】

The two of them studied for a long time and reached a preliminary consensus. Although this matter had a lot to do with Shi Yu, but Shi Yu couldn't reach the main system anyway, so they stopped worrying about it and started to study it. What's up for lunch.

I have to say that one person and one cat guessed for a long time, and the process of guessing was all right, but the result was seventeen or eight miles wrong.

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It was rare to go to the city once, and Shi Yu had saved a lot of money, so he naturally let go of his hands and feet to buy and buy.

Since the supermarkets in the city cannot bring pets in directly, Shi Yu went to the pet store in a detour, bought a space capsule cat bag, and hinted at the clerk to give the system cat a full cleaning service.

The system cat was still picking out snacks over there. Shi Yu and the clerk came over, and one of them pretended to say, "My cat is quite big. I don't know if this cat bag can be stuffed in. Can my Cat go in and try?"

"Of course it's possible." The clerk took the cat cleaning artifact bag on the shelf with a wink, opened the zipper, and Shi Yu bent down to hug the system cat, coaxing: "Yes, yes." , come in and try out the new nest!"

The system cat's eyes are still staring at the snacks: [Okay, hurry up... I want that can, and that catnip, give me three bottles!I want that candy over there too!And egg and milk-flavored pudding! 】

[Got it, go in quickly. ] Shi Yu responded, and stuffed the system cat without any resistance.

The system cat didn't feel anything wrong at first, and when the zipper was closed, it complained: [Don't buy this, there are so many networks in it, it's a bit boring. 】

[It's normal to be a little bored. ] Shi Yuwen said softly: 【I won't be bored in a while. 】

The clerk held back a smile and opened the zipper on the outside of the cat bag, and immediately a two-section inner layer appeared inside. According to the height at which the system cat sits, the middle part of the inner layer is just a little below its head. An old hat like Mao hasn't noticed the danger yet, and is still exclaiming over there: [It's a bit 6!It's still double-layered!I love the layers in this one!Time to buy it! 】

[Buy, buy, buy! ] Shiyu responded and helped the clerk to tighten the constriction of the lower layer. After the clerk removed the inner layer on the upper layer, the system cat appeared in a form where the body was wrapped in gauze.

"Sir, that's what our cat washing artifact is for, so that the kitten can't struggle!" the clerk said sweetly.

The system cat is full of confusion: [? ? ? 】

[What cat washing artifact? ? ? 】

【It’s a thing to help you bathe, and it’s used to punish a kitten like you who doesn’t like bathing. 】After Shi Yu answered with a smile, he took the system cat and followed the clerk into the bathroom.

The system cat yelled again and again: [... I have spent more time with you, uncle—! 】

[All right, all right, go to the sun after washing, I will never stop you. 】 Shi Yu suppressed a smile and said.

Regarding the obese and long-haired kittens like the system cat, the clerks in the pet store can’t stop talking about weight loss, shearing, and low-fat cat food. After the system cat is bathed and blow-dried, Shiyu has already ordered seven or eight products from Amway, and he placed an order for all of them without hesitation. The system cat was stuffed into the cat bag in the space capsule, and he was so angry that he wanted to jump up and hit Shiyu's knee, but the bathing artifact was still firmly on his body. It was tightly imprisoned until it was in the cat bag, and the clerk pulled out the tight rope before it was freed.

After Shi Yu took a look, he ordered three more cat washing artifacts.

Since the system cat was very angry, Shi Yu naturally didn't forget its appeal, and after buying everything he wanted to buy, he rushed to the shopping mall and started today's big purchases.

Entering the supermarket, the system cat was sullen at first, but after about 10 minutes, it changed to: 【Buy two more bags of these potato chips!And that Angus BBQ potato chips!I want ten bags! 】

【Cola!Coke is indispensable!Come five dozen! 】

[New flavor of yellow peach yoghurt!I can!Time to buy it! 】

Shi Yu angrily poked it through the cat bag: [The clerk just said that your body fat percentage is already very high, so let me give you less snacks! 】

Fortunately, he didn't tell the clerk that the snacks for the system cat were potato chips and cola, otherwise he doubted that the clerk would look at him with condemning eyes.

[I am a system, not a cat, thank you. ] The system cat sprayed him with reason: [Don't treat me like an ordinary kitten! 】

[Who doesn't always say that he is just a weak and innocent kitten who can eat? 】

One person and one cat bickered and walked to the aquatic area.In normal times, I wouldn't even look at it for the rest of the day. After all, what should I eat and I can't catch it myself?But there are exceptions to everything. After all, some aquatic products are not produced in Tuchao. If you want to eat them, you really have to buy them.

No shame!

Such as what king crab!

System Mao and Shi Yu shouted in their hearts at the same time: I can!

Just when Yu picked out a king crab and was waiting to be packed, someone quarreled beside him.

"Hello, ma'am, all of us here are authentic king crabs brought in by air from country J, do you have any misunderstanding?" The clerk explained to an elegant old lady.

This is not the point.

The point is that the system cat released a mission: [Adventure mission is open, please rescue this poor king crab. If you complete the mission, you will get 1000 token points, and if you fail, you will deduct 1000 token points. 】

Shi Yu:?

Rescue what?Can I save it in my stomach?

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