toxic roommate

First it was takeaway, then it was drinks, and now it was a pair of earphones worth more than 300 soft sister coins, and they gave it away as soon as they said it, not only without blinking, but also without giving her a chance to refuse.

Tao Mengzhu vaguely noticed something.

For example, the roommate is a local tyrant who doesn't care about details.

For another example, the roommate is a self-acquainted, neurotic and shy M full of generous attributes.

She felt that she had to be as careful as possible when speaking in front of her roommates in the future, otherwise, if she accidentally mentioned something that could be bought, she would be rewarded for nothing and would feel restless.

But at that moment, a stalk also popped up in her mind-my roommate is a moron, and she wants to smash me to death with money.

Maybe I can really expand this stalk later, it will definitely be an article that goes hand in hand with a snake spirit and a funny comparison, telling a philosophical story of killing people with money and being stoned to death with money .

Ah, it really is that art comes from life!

Tao Mengzhu couldn't help but sat in front of the computer, opened the memo file, and cracklingly recorded the inspirations that suddenly flashed in his mind.

Just when she remembered being happy, Zhen Shuang on the side suddenly moved her head over, with an expression of discovering the New World, and asked, "Hey, what are you writing about?"

Depend on!

It must be the lack of sleep that caused the short circuit of the brain, and even forgot that this guy is right next to him!

And, and, and!

Is the string in this girl's mind really not set up? Doesn't she know that it's impolite to peek at other people's writing?Or, is she simply looking at it with confidence and integrity? !

I don't know how much of my fanciful local tyrant's brain hole has been seen away, and the strong sense of shame instantly rushed from the soles of my feet to the top of the sky, and Tao Mengzhu's whole body is not very good.

She suddenly reached out to block the computer screen, turned her head, and stared at Zhen Shuang vigilantly.

The latter shrank his neck in a daze, took a few steps back and stood up straight, blinked at Tao Mengzhu twice with an innocent face, and then laughed "hehe".

Reaching out and not hitting people with smiling faces is an "excellent tradition" that has not changed throughout the ages. The roommate smiled so honestly, Tao Mengzhu had no choice but to close the file silently after saving her.

The moment Tao Mengzhu closed the file, Zhen Shuang suddenly reacted and quickly covered her eyes: "I'm sorry! Are you writing a diary? I didn't see anything just now, really! I just... I I just saw 'I'll kill you with money' and 'Local Tyrant', trust me! I can post four!"

"I swear." Tao Mengzhu corrected Zhen Shuang's Mandarin with a serious face. As soon as she finished speaking, her stomach groaned.

Embarrassment in uppercase! !

Silence, after a mysterious silence, Zhen Shuang nodded and smiled: "Yes, yes, I swear, I swear!" Then he turned around and jumped out of Tao Mengzhu's room.

Tao Mengzhu didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and then closed the door of his own bedroom, and returned to the computer with a sad face, and crawled feebly on the keyboard for a while.

Her old problem of "intermittently full of ambition and persistent depression" has happened again, and this time due to various messy reasons, the problem is more serious than ever before.

Fortunately, there are two bathrooms in the house, one is next to the kitchen, and the other is connected to her bedroom alone, so that she doesn't have to go out and face the new roommate at such an embarrassing time.

After silently washing up, she sat in front of the computer and hesitated for more than ten minutes, and then mustered up the courage to walk out of the bedroom, intending to use the microwave to heat up food to eat.

Unexpectedly, as soon as the door was opened, Zhen Shuang came out of the kitchen, beckoned to her, and said, "I was planning to call you, the meal was ordered from the restaurant downstairs, and the food is ready, come and eat." Bar!"

"It's already 01:30, if you don't eat, you won't be able to eat at night." Zhen Shuang said, turned and walked into the kitchen again.

"have you eaten?"

"I ate it, and ordered takeaway before your friend came... But I had the audacity to sneak a couple of bites, and I have to say, your friend is really good at cooking!"

Tao Mengzhu followed behind her in a daze, and saw a disposable lunch box full of rice on the dining table, and the dishes brought by Yu Xiaoqiu were already hot, and Zhen Shuang was whistling, standing by the sink to wash pot.

"You still use the pot to heat it, and you have to wash the pot, what a bother... Wouldn't it be enough to microwave it for 3 minutes?" Tao Mengzhu went to the dining table and sat down, picked up the bowls and chopsticks, and felt an indescribable feeling in his heart. It feels like a warm current is invading, but it is elusive.

"Just now your friend said not to heat it in the microwave. It won't taste good when it's hot. What's the point of washing the pot for the sake of delicious food?" Tossed all over the place.

Tao Mengzhu subconsciously frowned, Zhen Shuang quickly restrained herself a bit, and smiled embarrassedly: "Sorry, Iam very sloppy..."

"No, no... I'm not angry, just, I just feel..."

I just feel a little touched, but I don't know how to say it.

"Well... Anyway, thank you!"

"Thank you for what?" Zhen Shuang asked in a daze.

"I have a bad attitude towards you, you don't mind..."

"This... It's hard to be broken in love, I know." Zhen Shuang said, hung the washed pot back to its original place, turned around and took a few steps to sit next to Tao Mengzhu, raised his eyebrows and said: "I miss you back then." Every time my male god has a scandal, I feel as if I have lost my love. If my friends around me say something that doesn’t go my way, I can show them immediately! Although I like everyone now, I won’t be as crazy as before, But the feeling of not being able to control my emotions is very understandable..."

"Who is your male god?"

"Use the nunchuck quickly! Hehehe!"

Zhen Shuang sang it with great interest as soon as she opened her mouth. After singing, she bent her eyebrows and laughed like an idiot, which made Tao Mengzhu couldn't help laughing out loud.

During this meal, Zhen Shuang stayed by Tao Mengzhu's side all the time, and told Tao Mengzhu a lot of interesting things that happened when he was playing games. Instantly improved a lot.

After the meal, Zhen Shuang patted Tao Mengzhu's shoulder and said, "It's no big deal to lose love, it will pass."

Tao Mengzhu couldn't help being taken aback for a second, then shook his head with a wry smile, turned around and walked back to his room.

It's okay not to mention the phrase "it will all pass", once she heard it, Tao Mengzhu felt the depression in her heart burst out instantly, and the guilt was like a flood bursting a bank, overwhelming her completely.

If she was someone who was let down from the beginning to the end, then she still has reason to complain about the girl who left her.

But in fact, she failed to play the hero who started this relationship, but became the source of the end of this relationship.

After her father left, the person who encouraged her was Qingyue. On the first memorial day after her father left, Qingyue said that she wanted to try being with her, but she agreed without thinking, like a drowning The child caught a life-saving straw.

Such a rash start doomed the relationship between the two to be as thin as smoke, which could be dissipated with a light blow.

She has always known that she cares about Qingyue very much, but that care is only in the long company, gradually getting used to the existence of a person in her life, and confidently taking the care and care he gave her as a matter of course Yes, I want to immerse myself in it for the rest of my life, and grow old with him, never leaving.

But in fact, she is not worthy.

Because she didn't wake up suddenly until she lost it. In this relationship, she is a person who has never given anything.

When she lost it yesterday, she really felt all sorts of grievances in her heart, but today, at this moment, those grievances have all turned into a sarcasm to herself-self-inflicted and lonely.

With this guilt in mind, Tao Mengzhu searched for the name "Qingyuewu Fleeting Years" on Weibo, and clicked on the homepage of the former mutual fans again.

Qingyue didn't post any Weibo about breaking up. The latest one was reposted this morning.

The original PO said: "I used to love someone because of loneliness, but in the end, two people shared the same loneliness. I didn't know it until we separated. That's not love, it's just longing for companionship."

Tao Mengzhu stared at this Weibo for a long time, and suddenly smiled wryly and leaned back on the chair back and became dazed.

Her thoughts wandered back to the past...

"Did you see it, did you see it!! Old man Gao! This is the style of old man Gao! The rookie on the opposite side is not as good as a old man! Second they have no difficulty! Simple and rude! Relaxed!"

"Look at me throwing smoke/fog/bombs at them, from behind, secretly, and sneaking up to shake them! Shhhhhhhh, don't be caught by the flower, good, good, good!! Good... "

Then he was forcibly pulled back into his brain, and before he had time to start to feel sad and remorseful, there were only the old man, the sick, and the brainwashed brainwashing.

"Xiaoge, are you Sabi! I've already thrown smoke/fog/bombs, so I don't get dizzy at this time, how can I tear them up! They're so happy, can you shrink you! This Off to GG..."

"Hey, it's dead, it's dead, it's dead... I won't play anymore, I'll change the game to calm down... Continue? No, no, no, I refuse, I won't play anymore, I don't want to play with you today... I want to kill you, break off friendship, today!"

Tao Mengzhu silently stretched out his hand to support his chin, and pricked up his ears to feel the inner sadness of the roommate next door.

"You lied to me, you just said yesterday that you are a master, and you wanted to take me to pretend to be a master, but today you can play a 3V3 nine-turn game and let me join your most awesome gang in the whole server... I Don’t tell me, I’ve Googled it, and you guys are obviously the hottest ones being beaten by the most cocky in the server! Didn’t you get pushed to the resurrection point every day when you entered the field.”

Ah, roommate, you are really witty and shrewd, you have to Baidu in advance to join the gang...

"What? I didn't record it, I didn't record it, I didn't record it after being abused like this, my reputation is ruined... Just now the wizard said that he wanted LOL to take me to fly. These people like to lie to me... Hehe, I just want to try to see if I can fly ..."

Tao Mengzhu couldn't help shaking his head, thinking: This girl is a nice person, but what are you playing every day? After graduation, she doesn't go home or work, and she rents a house and is addicted to games. Life is too depraved, right?

The author has something to say:

Tao Mengzhu (depressed): As a scumbag, living is so boring.

Zhen Shuang: Kill him, kill him, kill him!Damn it, hahahahaha, that Sabi is kneeling!Gao old man, this is Gao old man!

Tao Mengzhu: ...

Zhen Shuang: Someone wants to take me to pretend to be a fly (乛▽乛), I'll go and see if he lied to me.

Tao Mengzhu: ...

Zhen Shuang: Emma is terrible, I was too excited just now, and I may have disturbed the landlord next door, I should keep my voice down, keep my voice down (⊙_⊙)

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Author: Really cool girl, your landlord thinks you are very depraved, addicted to games every day and not doing business.

Zhen Shuang: [barbell-like laughter]

Zhen Shuang: But, it’s my job to play games for others to see [barbell-like laughter]

Author: As long as you are happy 23333333

----------Separation line full of wisdom----------

After experiencing a loss, the leader will mature and learn to cherish the person in front of her, while the roommate is the person who brought her out of the shadow of the previous relationship.As for girl Qingyue, don't worry, she has her own CP, and she will have a good home.

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