toxic roommate

Lord Jinjiang:

I am really worried for the young people nowadays. She is a very optimistic and lovable girl. After graduation, she does not go home and does not look for a job. Instead, she rents a house and plays games with netizens day and night.

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Qingqing was bitten by a mosquito: Is there an update today? [doge] Like 23

That who: Leader, if you don’t code words, you will stay up late at night again.Like 31

I can’t say enough to remind the madman: I am really worried for the current writers. He is obviously a very talented writer. Have fun with the readers.Like 66

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Looking at the popular comments, Tao Mengzhu felt that his conscience had been condemned.

Broken love is not a reason to break up, code words are not an excuse to go to bed late.

Every time you are willful, you have to pay a corresponding price. If you break the watch, you will lose money and credit, and if you stay up late, you will lose your life and energy.

Tao Mengzhu opened the file confidently, but——

"Oh oh oh oh oh! Brimstone fire! Do you think so? I haven't seen the brimstone fire item since the DLC update of this game!"

"Ahahahahahahahahaha I have already cleared the level! Nima, I want to see this time, who else can stop me from clearing the level!"

Tao Mengzhu suddenly had an urge to change the wifi password and cut off Zhen Shuang's wifi, to see if Zhen Shuang, who has no wifi, can pass the level in a good way!

Of course, such an impulse was quickly killed by her in the cradle.

Her roommate was still buying food, hot dishes, and washing dishes for her more than an hour ago, so she couldn't turn her face and deny her after only an hour?

Let's make a lot of noise, at worst, if you wear headphones, the noise next door shouldn't last long... right?

……

Facts have proved that Tao Mengzhu is too naive.

For as long as she typed, as long as she got stuck, so long as she played games next door.

The voice was sometimes loud and sometimes quiet, depending on Zhen Shuang's mood when playing the game.

On the way, Tao Mengzhu couldn't help poking Zhen Shuang privately to remind him twice, and Zhen Shuang's response to this was also very individual—accepting it humbly, but refusing to change after repeated admonitions.

Zhen Shuang said, this is involuntary.

Three bad teeth 16:42:33

[barbell laughter] Can't blame me!I feel that there is a prehistoric force in my body, and I can't control it!

[Laughing like a barbell] I tried very hard to keep the volume down, but sometimes I just can't help it, my brain can't control this mouth!

[Laughing like a barbell] sorry [I'm really shameless and still laughing...

The roommate's brain can't control his mouth, just like Tao Mengzhu's brain can't control his ears.

Although I have tried very hard to focus on the novel, I still can't help but want to hear what Zhen Shuang is excited about, and then find the stalks I can use in the process of complaining one by one in my heart.

Women who write are sometimes such unreasonable creatures. They clearly have [-] points of disgust in their hearts, but they can't help turning them into their own inspiration.

That night, Zhen Shuang turned off the computer at about [-]:[-], and it was about one o'clock when he finished washing.

Tao Mengzhu listened for a long time, and finally waited for the sound of turning off the lights in the toilet. When she thought of the coming quiet time, she clenched her fists excitedly and snickered silently.

Suddenly, the door was gently pushed open a crack.

Tao Mengzhu suddenly recovered his expressionless face, and looked up at Zhen Shuang who was wearing a nightgown outside the crack of the door.

"Master Landlord, it's already late, why are you still playing on the computer?" Zhen Shuang whispered, waved his hand, and said, "I'm going to bed first, don't play too late! Good night!"

"Good night..." Tao Mengzhu pulled out an unnatural smile, until the moment when Zhen Shuang returned to the room and closed the door, he breathed a sigh of relief.

It was finally completely quiet now.

After looking at today's update, there is still a thousand to go, so much!

……

"Landlord, get up, get up, landlord!"

"..." Tao Mengzhu turned over.

"It's almost one o'clock, if I don't get up to eat again, I won't be able to eat anything in the afternoon..."

"..." Tao Mengzhu retracted his head into the bed.

"Your friend asked me to supervise your three meals a day. If you stay in bed like this, I will report to her!"

"Ah, wait a minute..." Tao Mengzhu quickly reached out and grabbed Zhen Shuang's hand, sat up with all his strength, and murmured unconsciously while rubbing his eyes: "It's shameful to make a small report..."

"Hahahahahahaha, it's the same as I have your friend's contact information!" Zhen Shuang laughed triumphantly.

Tao Mengzhu took two deep breaths in a row to calm himself down from being tricked into waking up.

She got up and walked into the bathroom to brush her teeth. Zhen Shuang stood outside the door and looked in, then suddenly let out a "wow".

"Is Liva astringent?" Tao Mengzhu asked.

"Ah?" Zhen Shuang looked confused.

"What are you talking about?" Tao Mengzhu spat out the toothpaste foam in his mouth, and asked again.

Zhen Shuang suddenly realized, and said, "Your house has a bathtub, it's so high-end, I've never used it before."

"..."

What is... playing in the bathtub?

"It looks so fun, can I wash it once?" Zhen Shuang pointed to the bathtub two meters away from Tao Mengzhu's side.

Tao Mengzhu finished brushing his teeth silently, reached out to take off the facecloth, and said, "What's so interesting about it, it's more convenient to take a shower. I haven't used this bathtub for a long time, and it's quite dirty..."

"It doesn't matter if it's dirty, I can clean it for you!" Zhen Shuang patted her chest and said in a rough voice, "Please call me a model worker in the new century!"

"Well... then you can do whatever you want." Tao Mengzhu nodded. If someone is willing to help wash this kind of dirty thing for so long, why not do it?

After lunch, Tao Mengzhu sat in front of the computer and checked Weibo.

Zhen Shuang was in a good mood, humming an unknown song while cleaning every corner of the bathtub in the bathroom.

Half an hour later, Tao Mengzhu looked at Zhen Shuang nonchalantly, bouncing back and forth between the two bedrooms for several times, and finally got ready to "play" and closed the bathroom door.

Tao Mengzhu really couldn't see through this girl's heart.

"Is the bathtub so fun?" Tao Mengzhu muttered in a low voice and nodded to the four people.

Dreamed of a bamboo: Is the bathtub fun?

Wen Huangqiu: Did you take drugs or did you not wake up?

Langshanyu: [barbell-like laughter] Yuyu likes to play in the bathtub with her phone.

Dreamed of a bamboo: My roommate saw a bathtub in the bathroom of my bedroom today, so she told me that she had never played with it, and asked if she could play with it once.

Dreamed of a bamboo: Then she happily went in to play.

Wen Huangqiu: [Gaze of Wisdom]

Populus euphratica: [Stunned]

Langshan Yu: [barbell-like laughter]

Just when Tao Mengzhu was puzzled, Zhen Shuang adjusted the blinds in the bathroom with his fingers, and Tao Mengzhu had a panoramic view of the scene in the bathroom in an instant!

She took a breath and moved the mouse to the group input box again.

Dreamed of a bamboo: My heart is complicated at this moment!

Wen Huangqiu: As for what?Why don't you just take a bath in your bathtub?

Dreamed of a bamboo: [smiling] The toilet in my house uses blinds, that is, the kind of window where the outside cannot see the inside, but the inside can see the outside.

Langshanyu: [barbell-like laughter] Yuyu seems to have guessed something.

Wen Huangqiu: A capital is terrible.

Hu Yang: What do you mean, I don’t quite understand (⊙o⊙)…

I dreamed of a bamboo: She adjusted the angle of the leaves after she went in, and now she must not be able to see the outside from the inside, because I can see it clearly from the outside.

Dreamed of a bamboo: Who will teach me how to save this roommate.

Langshanyu: [Laughing like a barbell] I'm so shameless that I'm still laughing, I'm still laughing when I see people taking a bath, and I don't think I'll give you 100 yuan, one hundred and one hundred yuan!

Wen Huangqiu: [barbell-like laughter] Aren't you going to tell her?

Dreamed of a bamboo: It's not that I don't want to tell, but who will teach me, how to open my mouth for this kind of IQ-related question so as not to hurt others.

Wen Huangqiu: [Gaze of Wisdom] is also right.

Langshanyu: [barbell-like laughter] Just pretend you don't know anything.

Hu Yang: Yes, just pretend not to know, keep a normal mind, they are all girls, it’s no big deal, what others have, you have.

What a joke!She is a LES!

How could a pretty girl just take a bath under her nose, how could she maintain a normal mind!

See no evil, see no evil...

Tao Mengzhu thought so in his heart, but his eyes couldn't help, drifting to the foggy bathroom again and again.

The author has something to say:

Tao Mengzhu: Author, come out, I promise I won’t beat you to death [bye]

Author Jun: [Laughing like a barbell] A little angel asked Zhen Shuang's sister where her accent is. The author Jun said that this is the Guizhou version of ordinary hair, and the euphemistic name is Guipu.

Tao Mengzhu: Don't mention Guipu to me!Tell me what's going on with this window!

Zhen Shuang: [barbell-like laughter] What are you shrinking?What happened to the window?

Tao Mengzhu: No...no, the window is fine, but a bit dirty_(:з」∠)_

Zhen Shuang: ⊙.⊙Dirty, I'll wipe it for you later [barbell-like laughter]

Author Jun: [Laughing like a barbell] Thanks to Qiu, Luo Luo, Tang Yao in Wenhuangzhong, and the little angel Xia Shisan for throwing mines, I love you guys so much!