toxic roommate

Tao Mengzhu felt that he should have expected that living with others would cause unpleasantness, but he still had to break his rigid waist that had not been exercising all the year round for the rent of [-] a month.

Suddenly, she remembered a sentence she read a long time ago: "Life's ups and downs are far more than that."

The world cannot be changed for her, so she can only work hard to adapt to the world.

So, after replying "I have it myself", Tao Mengzhu silently took out his earphones that he hadn't used for a long time.

But at this moment, her brain was in a mess, and she stared at the document for a long time in a daze, but she didn't type out a single word.

In her agitation, she clicked on the small group of four, took a screenshot of the chat record with Zhen Shuang just now, and sent it to the group.

Dreaming of a bamboo: [Chat screenshot] [Bye bye] I can't write a word, so I don't blame me.

Populus euphratica: 0.0 loves you.

Wen Huangqiu: A roommate who just moved into your house?

Dreamed of a bamboo: Isn’t it [bye] I can’t complain, this girl is very nice, really, but I think there is something wrong with her [bye]

Hu Yang: Where?

Wen Huangqiu: Brain, where else could it be?

I dreamed of a bamboo: It can be confirmed that this girl must suffer from the second disease and snake essence disease, and she is familiar with herself, very familiar [bye]

Dreamed of a bamboo: This is the first day, my impression of her has changed three times, I can't imagine the days to come [bye]

Langshan Yu: Three bad words?The name is a little familiar.

Dreamed of a bamboo: You don’t know each other, do you?

Langshan Yu: I searched the friend list, but I couldn't find it. Maybe I saw it somewhere, but it doesn't matter [barbell-like laughter]

Langshanyu: [Laughing like a barbell] I went to watch/sex the photo album of the phantom photographer and dreamed of a bamboo: Don’t you code words?_‖

Lang Shanyu: [Laughing like a barbell] Yuyu's word count is enough to update, but Yuyu wants to make it fatter, and she can't write it for the time being, so she has to change her mind first.

Wen Huangqiu: “_”

Dreamed of a bamboo: Populus euphratica come to accompany me to code _(:з」∠)_

Hu Yang: Today's [-] yards is over, I'm a little sleepy, I'm going to bed.

Dreamed of a bamboo: [Grass mud horse, my heart hurts] Good night.

Wen Huangqiu: It's a pity that no one is with you. Come on, go to bed earlier.

Add a ghost oil, no one is the source of the pity!

The most pitiful thing is clearly - she is broken in love!She is broken in love!She is broken in love!

As a person who just lost love, she should be qualified to be sad, to be hypocritical, and to be broken!

But in fact, she wasn't able to be willful and willful like other people's lovelorn...

When she was sad, the roommate next door sang Killing Matt and Playing with Mud.

When she starts to be pretentious, it's [barbell laughter] that catches the eye of the group.

When she was planning to stop updating, most people on Weibo were saying that she was a low-level subject.

The moment he turned off the group chat, Tao Mengzhu felt that he was the most insignificant person in the world who broke up with each other.

She told the world, I am broken in love.

However, the world said to her: I have read it, step back, it's time to code.

This is the cruel reality.

No one has the responsibility and obligation to be sad for her sadness, feel sad for her sadness, even if you really tug on someone's sleeve and cry a lot, it's just in exchange for some sympathy, and the shelf life expires in less than an hour .

In the final analysis, no matter how turbulent the negative energy in her heart was, in the eyes of others, it was nothing but calm.

What's even more sad is that before she had time to lament the malice of the world, there was another real barbell-like laughter from the next door.

The laughter lasted for more than ten seconds, and the fairy next door seemed to have noticed something, and gradually lowered the volume, but it was too late to realize now.

Tao Mengzhu's mind was already full of bullets. During these ten seconds or so, she opened the document she used for journaling with a blank face, and entered a line of words in it: "This is the first time that XXX Feeling what a barbell-like laughter is, it is really powerful, she thought, a woman with this kind of laughter must not survive three episodes in the TV series."

She thought, this stalk will come in handy one day.

She had a hunch that if she had been in the same room with this kind of roommate for a long time, one day she couldn't help cannon-firing a guy with a touching laugh in her own article, in order to achieve the purpose of venting her anger.

Of course, this way of venting her anger is only for her to feel relieved, and there is no way to change this suddenly sad life.

The words still need to be coded, and the text still needs to be updated. The goal has not been achieved, and comrades still need to work hard!

This effort went straight to 04:30 in the morning.

At this time when everyone was dreaming, Tao Mengzhu silently uploaded the two chapters of the day, and without turning off the computer, he got up in a daze, climbed into the bed, hugged a corner of the quilt, and fell into a deep sleep.

After falling asleep, she had a dream.

In the dream, Qingyue found a new girlfriend, who was beautiful and had a good temper. The most important thing was that the other party's family was in good condition, her job was easy, and she had a lot of time to fall in love...

Tao Mengzhu couldn't match this condition, so the three bad friends in the group began to gloat.

Wen Huangqiu: Qingyue has been doing well recently. She feels that she is more youthful and energetic without the bamboo.

Langshan Yu: [barbell-like laughter]

Wen Huangqiu: So, to find a partner, any occupation is good, but don't look for writing.

Wen Huangqiu: Otherwise, if you want to chat for a day, you have to worry about whether it will interrupt her writing, if you want to chat, you have to wait patiently for her to finish coding and update, and you have to listen to her from time to time. Sobbing whining.

Hu Yang: [Laughing like a barbell] This is saying, except for yourself, the knees of the whole group are so painful! !

Lang Shanyu: [barbell-like laughter] Except for the ball, there are only three people left in the whole group.

Looking at the barbell-like laughter one after another, Tao Mengzhu felt dizzy, and the surrounding scenes changed completely.

In a trance, she closed her eyes, and when she opened them again, she found herself sitting in a KTV private room, holding a claw machine in her hand, facing half a chapter of the novel in the wps, struggling hard to code out today's update .

And the three bad friends in the group got mixed up with Zhen Shuang for some reason, and the four of them happily gathered around the karaoke machine for a while, and suddenly the prelude of the Smurfs sounded in the private room.

This full childhood made Tao Mengzhu subconsciously distracted.

"I come, I come!" Zhen Shuang snatched the microphone, and sang loudly: "There are a group of lazy landlords on the other side of the mountain and the other side of the sea! They kill and set fire~ Hey! They rape/rape old women~ Ha! They play mahjong calmly and never shoot~ Wow! They live in the big green forest~~ Oh terrible lazy landlord~ Oh cruel lazy landlord, they created great harmony in order to keep the update from being locked! They Stewed soup and stewed meat have benefited the world~~Hey ha..."

Tao Mengzhu didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and wanted to step forward to cut the song, but found that he couldn't move at all, and could only stare blankly at what happened in front of him.

"Very good! Very good singing ~ very good~~"

The girl who spoke was Gu Liangzhou, that is, the Langshan jade in the group who loves to make [barbell-like laughter], and who is habitually broken three or five days a week, and makes up four or five chapters every time.

Although this guy likes to stop updating, every time he updates, he enlarges the fat chapter as compensation. If the number of updated words is divided by the number of days of updating, it can barely be counted as [-] parties per day. This makes many true love readers urge her to update. Sometimes we can't laugh or cry.

Say she is lazy, her weekly update volume is indeed not low, and she has never seen any articles cheated, but say she is diligent, it is an iron fact that she always likes to stop updating.

All in all, an amazing author.

"I know your kidneys are good. While your kidneys are still good, you should learn more about bamboo, spend less time in the sun, and do more meaningful things in front of the computer."

The person who made jokes about Gu Liangzhou was Yu Xiaoqiu, the perennial literary star in the group, who supervised the update of the three people's codewords all day long, but it didn't work out.

After all, a conscious person will know how to write [-] codes without reminders, and an unconscious person will not open the document even if they are bombarded with bombs every day.

"Learn from me, I am the most diligent!"

The girl who is asking for credit at this moment, her real name is Hu Yang, is exactly the same as her pen name, she is a good-tempered, patient, and very diligent girl.The main teacher, who likes to write, has a fast hand speed, and [-] words in two hours is not a problem, which directly caused Tao Mengzhu and Gu Liangzhou to be extremely unwilling to spell with her.

People can't be compared with each other, it's too cruel.

Of course, these are not important, the important thing is that Tao Mengzhu is very panic at this moment, why all her friends are suddenly getting so close to Zhen Shuang!

"What are you guys doing?" Tao Mengzhu finally couldn't help asking.

"We found a new girlfriend while celebrating Qingyue, what a joyful thing it is!" Gu Liangzhou said.

"I see..." Tao Mengzhu's mouth twitched slightly, and said, "So you all hate me."

In the next second, Gu Liangzhou and Zhen Shuang burst out laughing as if they had been poked into the laughing hole.

The barbell-like laughter, accompanied by the accompaniment of Jiangnan style, formed a symphony of the new era, like the ear-piercing magic sound, which made Tao Mengzhu's whole world explode instantly.

……

"Landlord, landlord? Landlord~~dong~dong~~dong~~~dong~~~"

Does this Nima also have an echo?Landlady, sister, I don't want to know you...

"Tao Mengzhu! What time is it and you still don't get up! If you don't get up again, I'll take away the food!"

Hearing the food, Tao Mengzhu opened his eyes in a daze, and found that he had left the noisy KTV, and his mind was in a trance for a while.

"I made your favorite roasted rooster stewed bamboo and dry pot duck head. They are all in the kitchen. They should be enough for you two to eat for two days. Don't be lazy and heat them in the microwave, they won't taste good."

"Oh...then you sit down, you find a place to sit, I get up and brush my teeth, and eat together..." Tao Mengzhu rubbed her eyes, at this moment she was much more awake, the smell of vegetables from the kitchen seemed like □like, causing her heart and the tip of her nose to be extremely sore.

She almost thought that no one cared about her anymore, and when she got up after sleeping, she saw Zhen Jiyou's feeding, and she couldn't be more moved.

"No need, I've eaten it." Yu Xiaoqiu said, pursed her mouth, and said, "I still have to go back to deliver the goods. I'll come and see you and leave. It's just a lovelorn. How old is he? Who knows?" Who is indispensable? Don't humiliate yourself."

"What and what..." Tao Mengzhu didn't know whether to laugh or cry for a moment, sucked his nose, waved his hand and said, "I'm not so fragile, if I make an international joke, don't I just lose my love? What's so sad..."

"Yes yes yes, you are strong, you are the strongest... I slept very late last night, I was so self-willed on the first day of my breakup, okay, why don't you go to heaven?" Yu Xiaoqiu said, sitting on Tao Mengzhu's computer Before, said: "Sleep without turning off the computer? You should get up and wash up first. There were a few typos last night. I will help you catch the bugs before leaving. You are welcome."

"Okay, no thanks, no thanks, don't be polite, just change it." Tao Mengzhu pursed his lips, sat up, raised his eyes and saw Zhen Shuang who was turning his neck up and down, left and right.

Thinking of the terrible scene in the previous dream, Tao Mengzhu couldn't help shivering, and asked with his forehead: "What are you doing?"

"Exercise your cervical spine." Zhen Shuang said confidently.

"Why are you exercising in my room?"

"That's right..." Zhen Shuang was stunned for a moment, pointed at Yu Xiaoqiu who was looking for a typo in the document, and said, "I just want to tell you that your friend came to you and brought you delicious food. , and I'm done."

Tao Mengzhu subconsciously imitated Zhen Shuang's appearance just now, moved her cervical spine, and forgot to respond to Zhen Shuang's words.

Seeing that Tao Mengzhu ignored her, Zhen Shuang scratched her ears embarrassingly, and said, "Last night, I disturbed you, I'm sorry..."

"It's okay, I'm not such a stingy person." Tao Mengzhu smiled and said in his heart: I'm not stingy, I just hold a grudge.

"It's fine as long as it's fine, that...you wait!" Zhen Shuang said, turned and ran out.

Before Tao Mengzhu realized what happened, Zhen Shuang quickly ran back grabbing the phone, handed it to her, and introduced it like a salesman, regardless of whether she saw the content clearly.

"I use this earphone all the time! The sound insulation effect is good and the sound quality is good. The most important thing is that it is big and light. It can cover the whole ear without being heavy. It is comfortable to wear." Zhen Shuang said Then, he ordered the payment directly in front of Tao Mengzhu: "I'll give you one, and Mama doesn't have to worry about that snake spirit disease in the next room anymore!"

Yu Xiaoqiu coughed lightly, and said, "What, you two talk slowly, I'll go first."

"..."