toxic roommate

He was still immersed in emotion one second before, and heard the rhythmic and funny tone the next second. Tao Mengzhu came back to his senses, unable to laugh or cry, stretched out his hand to rub the tip of his sore nose, and yawned a long time, saying goodbye This conceals the mixed feelings in my heart.

"You help me order one together."

"Very good, good~ What do you like to eat, order whatever you like, I disturbed you this afternoon, I treat you as an apology!" Zhen Shuang spoke very boldly, as if the invitation was not a takeaway, but a big meal meal.

Before Tao Mengzhu had time to complain in his heart, he saw Zhen Shuang strode over, handed the phone to her eyes, and said, "You choose, I will eat at the same restaurant as you."

Really sweet.

Tao Mengzhu looked at the takeaway list in front of him, and then thought about his vicious appearance this afternoon, and felt a lot of guilt.

"Fried rice with shredded potatoes and pork, any one will do." Tao Mengzhu casually ordered a cheap one.

It's not that he is trying to save Zhen Shuang's money with empathy, but he is simply embarrassed to refuse the other party's kindness, and he doesn't want to owe the favor, so he simply ordered fried rice with shredded potatoes and pork, which can fill his stomach and return it at any time. affordable stuff.

"Wow, are you saving me money like this? You have a bad temper, the landlord, but you are really nice!"

No matter how Tao Mengzhu heard this sentence, he felt that this sentence was strange, and his face turned slightly cold for a moment.

"By the way, how about some chicken wings to eat at night? Chicken wings or chicken feet? Just order a plate and mix it...Hey, let's have a drink, Mr. Landlord." Zhen Shuang said, jumped to the drink bar, and asked: "Coke, Sprite , orange juice or drinking Wanglaoji for fear of getting angry?"

Hearing Zhen Shuang's questioning and singing, Tao Mengzhu instantly forgot what he was dissatisfied with the last second, shook his head with a smile, and said, "How long ago was this advertisement for Wanglaoji, hasn't it changed its name now?"

"Oh! You want Jiaduobao! Iknow, Iknow!" Zhen Shuang nodded thoughtfully.

She closed the drinks bar nimbly with her fingers, clicked directly to confirm the order, and then ran to the door of the house under Tao Mengzhu's slightly blank gaze, changed her shoes, and hopped downstairs.

Not even the door is closed...

Tao Mengzhu was stunned for a long time before she came back to her senses, kicked off the quilt and got up from the bed, stood at the door of the house and looked out for a few times, hesitating whether to close the door, when she saw Zhen Shuang carrying a bag of Jiaduobao After running back, he grinned at her and said, "You are half, I am half, we are good partners."

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After she slept in for dinner, Zhen Shuang treated her to a takeaway meal.

She casually said that Wang Laoji had changed her name, and Zhen Shuang ran downstairs and bought a bag of Jia Duo Bao for her.

Tao Mengzhu felt that he was wrong, very wrong.

She shouldn't have treated such a generous and upright roommate coldly, she shouldn't have complained in her heart that such a sincere roommate is as ugly as a dog, and the last thing she shouldn't have mentioned Jia Duobao in front of this roommate. I asked someone to run downstairs and spent 35 soft sister coins.

What she owes now is more than a fried rice with shredded pork and potatoes with chicken wings, and the five cans of Jiaduobao that "you half, I half, we are good partners"...

This repaying good for bad made her completely confused. When eating takeaway, she felt moved and guilty.

After dinner, it was already 09:30 in the evening.

Zhen Shuang took out the small lunch box she brought, filled half of the chicken wings and went back to her room to eat, leaving the rest in front of Tao Mengzhu.

Tao Mengzhu didn't want to admit at all that she was bought by a takeaway meal, but it seemed to have become an iron fact - she was so moved by this takeaway meal.

Tao Mengzhu, who sat back in front of the computer again, suddenly felt a new life.

At this moment, when I open Weibo again, the comments reminding me to update seem to be much cuter.

If you don't love me, what are these goblins urging me to do?

Thinking in this way, Tao Mengzhu patted his thigh firmly with a face firmly on his face, and with his terrible mood, he opened the empty document again, and worked hard for today's update at a slow speed of writing three hundred and deleting two hundred up.

Zhen Shuang next door kept chirping some words that she couldn't understand, and couldn't quite understand.

These days, many people have to turn on the voice to play games. Tao Mengzhu is not surprised by this, nor is she too disgusted. Anyway, just turn on the music to cover up the sound of the next door. They also paid the rent. She Why does this landlord set the rules too strictly and make them so unreasonable.

In this way, Tao Mengzhu relaxed his mind, and while listening to music while writing, he gradually entered a better state. After more than an hour of tossing and deleting, he finally regained the previous feel.

"Emma, ​​don't, don't, don't! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!"

Suddenly there was a hog-killing scream from the next door!

Rough, yet stern...

Tao Mengzhu's fingers subconsciously trembled three times following the scream, and the words "No, blood collapse" appeared in the document instantly.

She was silent for a moment, then silently deleted it, frowned at the document with broken lines, propped her chin and fell into deep thought.

"I won't play anymore! Nima, this game is poisonous!"

"I don't give me any bombs when I want them. If I don't want bombs, I keep giving them to me. They're all ignited with tracking ones, chasing after my ass and blowing up!"

"This nima is playing ball... stop playing!"

The roommate next door suddenly turned on the roaring mode.

Although he couldn't understand what Zhen Shuang was saying, the moment he heard "play a ball", Tao Mengzhu smiled and clicked on [Legal Leader's First Day of Broken Love] without even thinking about it, and typed a line in the input box.

Dreamed of a bamboo: [laughing] My funny roommate is playing @象球(乛▽乛)

Wen Huangqiu: What the hell is your remark, why did that expression change again?

Langshan Yu: [barbell-like laughter] Are you updating today?Do you really want to break into jade?

Dreamed of a bamboo: Don’t you think it matches your temperament? @象球(乛▽乛)

I dreamed of a bamboo: I update today, you can break it by yourself @玉玉Σ(⊙Д⊙""∠)_

Langshan Yu: You...you you you!Yuyu stretched out a trembling finger Σ(⊙Д⊙""∠)_

Populus euphratica: When did you have a roommate, Zhuzi (⊙o⊙)...

Wen Huangqiu: That's right, what the hell is a roommate?

Dreamed of a bamboo: I will start typing, and I will tell you about my roommate after I finish typing.

After Tao Mengzhu finished speaking, he turned off the group with great restraint.

After staring blankly at Dumb for 2 minutes, she took a deep breath, shook her hands, did chest expansion exercises for a few seconds, sat upright again, and turned her attention to the updated document that had been coded for half a chapter.

amount……

So just now... what did you want to write?

Tao Mengzhu is not a quick-witted person. It can even be said that she is a rare example among authors of "the speed of the brain cannot keep up with the speed of the hands". , the price to be paid will be very serious.

For example, at this moment, she once again entered the writing state of cutting, cutting, and cutting, and her heart almost collapsed.

Fortunately, this time the mood is not as bad as before, and the way of thinking is much faster than before.

However, just as she entered the state again, the volume next door suddenly increased again!

"Don't play Tietian! Why do you want to play Tietian! It's a hot game, and I'll be black forever! When it comes to Tietian, I'm angry!"

"I'm shrinking from you. I remembered that I was called out by my friends to play tricks, saying that their gang leader gave me a full-level nanny account with equipment, and asked me to help them promote the gang."

"I said yes, yes, if you have a number, it's nothing to advertise, after all, it's best to bribe someone with integrity like me!"

"Then I went, got the number, and frightened me!"

"I said, I said, Master Gang Leader, I don't play much, so don't lie to me. What the hell is this? A nanny, the extra point is full of strength brew. This is telling me to make crisps in the future? Killer nanny? Support the whole gang Peak DPS? Emma is a bit dirty for such a high-end, western-style concubine!"

"The hot boss smiled and didn't say anything. Later, when I played with the group, some people told me to add blood as soon as I output, and some people called me garbage when I added blood. When the group was destroyed, I was blamed for being an idiot and a bad person. I relied on me at the time I’m so wronged! I’m a nanny with full strength and poor breasts, I really can’t breastfeed so many people!”

"The muddy horse in my heart was running wild! It's just..."

The feeling of wanting to code and listen to gossip is simply too painful... OCD is about to die in front of the computer!

Dreamed of a bamboo 23:06:43

[Laughing like a barbell] Roommate, you can play the game as soon as you play the game, can the voice of the contraction be a little lower?

Moreover, if you shorten your words, you can shorten your words, can ordinary hair read more accurately!

Three bad teeth 23:06:44

[Cries out aggrieved]

Yes, my lord!

Follow my orders, my lord!

I can finally be quiet...

After Tao Mengzhu finished feeling with his front feet, there was an exclamation from the next door to his back feet.

"Little Ge, why did you die!!!"

This word cannot be coded!Tao Mengzhu slapped the table to get up, Q/Q quickly flashed.

Three bad teeth 23:10:07

sorry!sorry!

I forgot!I forgot!

I'm quiet, I shut up [barbell laughter]

After a few seconds...

Three bad teeth 23:10:16

How about I give you a headset?

Dreamed of a bamboo 23:10:18

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