toxic roommate

Tao Mengzhu told himself in his heart that he must be kind and kind, and he should not easily deny others just because they have snake spirit disease.

After all, she herself suffered from obsessive-compulsive disorder, procrastination disorder, and difficult-to-choice syndrome. Of these three, none of them is more noble than snake spirit disease.

Tao Mengzhu knew that Zhen Shuang was trying to make her happy, but the timing of this girl's arrival was too delicate, she had been suppressing the ten thousand grass mud horses in her heart all afternoon, although at this moment she was trying her best to respond to this roommate's smile , but found that he couldn't laugh no matter what, and the two of them fell into embarrassment again for a while.

"Ahem!" Zhen Shuang cleared her throat, and said, "I'm going to pack my things! Landlord, keep busy~"

Seeing Zhen Shuang rush back to the bedroom, Tao Mengzhu turned around and let out a long breath of relief, and walked back to his room.

When the mind is too chaotic, it is difficult for people to control their emotions.

It is definitely not Tao Mengzhu's wish to be cold-eyed to the new roommate, but there is a fire in her heart that does not go out for a moment, and may burn elsewhere at any time.

Sitting back in front of the computer again, I opened Weibo and saw that my followers and fans had lost one at the same time. Without even thinking about it, I knew that Qingyue must have unfollowed her both ways.

Tao Mengzhu only felt a pain in his heart, and a mouthful of old blood rushed to his throat again, but he had to forcefully swallow it back into his stomach, suppressing this unwillingness with a long, inaudible sigh.

Zhen Shuang cleaned up the room a lot. Accompanied by such "environmental noise", Tao Mengzhu lay weakly in front of the computer desk, staring blankly at the empty documents with a pair of dull eyes.

Although today's update didn't contain a single word, but when she thought that she had broken up with her today and there was a reason to stop updating, she felt a mysterious calmness for no reason.

Although there is a lot of decadence in the calmness, the decadence seems to have lost the soul.

Kugou randomly played a song about breaking up.

The singing voice lingered in her ears, and those lyrics that she didn't feel deeply in the past, now every sentence is like a knife, stabbing her heart hard, telling her what it means to empathize.

Tao Mengzhu gritted her teeth and clicked on the single loop.

Just as she listened more and more wronged and felt more uncomfortable, a godlike singing voice came from next door... mixed with extremely sad lyrics, which brought her a different flavor.

If love is a lie, for whom should the heart sleep

Before the dream is annihilated, who will suffer it more

I forgot, how to transform in a cocoon

How can you and I not be in debt...

"Ah~ how cold I am playing mud in the Northeast~~ Although the Northeast is not big~ I don't have a home in Dalian~~"

It's just ridiculous that now, the words of greetings seem too superfluous

So careful yet feel hard to breathe

The last thing you should believe in is "you can get what you want after giving"

"Dalian~~~What a cold winter~What a cold winter~What a cold winter~da da da~~~"

I still have the courage to rewrite the ending of you and me in the story

cover up the endgame so it's more fascinating

Can't hide the tears, the smile may not be more beautiful

"Jinkela, Jinkela~~ The peasant uncle needs it~~ Jinkela, Jinkela, if it doesn't lose or evaporate, I want Jinkela~~~"

"The price of fertilizers in the world is going up, and we all need money~~ The yield of wheat per mu is [-]!!"

I can't afford to lose, and I can't win anyone's sincerity

I should also hope that time can fade you away

"Kill Matt, kill Matt, wash, cut, blow, wash, cut, blow, blow~"

Tao Mengzhu turned off the sound volume with a snap, took a deep breath, slapped the table and shouted: "Can you keep your voice down!!"

The next second, the whole house was silent.

Tao Mengzhu gritted his teeth for a while, and suddenly realized that he had accidentally set the fire in his heart on his roommate again. He felt extremely guilty for a moment, and wanted to get up to apologize, but his butt was stuck to the chair and refused to move.

Hey, forget it, I'm so angry, I'm afraid it won't be a good attitude to apologize, it's better to calm down first and then apologize.

Thinking in this way, Tao Mengzhu clicked on the group portrait that had been flashing for a long time on Q/Q.

Langshan Yu: I bamboo you okay?

Hu Yang: What happened to her?

Lang Shanyu: [Laughing like a barbell] She posted on Weibo crying about her broken relationship, asking for a leave of absence.

Wen Huangqiu: I'm not surprised that Qingyue dumped her.

Wen Huangqiu: The one she met was Qingyue. If it was any other girl, she would have been kicked into the latrine in half a year instead of three years.

Langshan Yu: [barbell-like laughter] Is it really okay to say that?

Wen Huangqiu: Some people have time to care about her broken relationship, but no time code update [bye]

Langshanyu: Yuyu has been coding today, but she is a little stuck [grievance]

Langshanyu: [barbell-like laughter] Yuyu has to think about how to write next.

Wen Huangqiu: I’m so sick of life“_“

This is Tao Mengzhu's only unshielded Q group.

The group name is changing every day with the changes of major events in the group. Yesterday's group name was still called "Yuyu Breaks Up the Third Day", and at this moment it has been changed to "The First Day of the Leader's Broken Love".

There are only four people in this seemingly malicious group, three of them write articles, and one reads articles.

But this is not a simple code word group. The four people in the group slept in the same class in high school, and got together again because they wrote and read articles in Jinjiang together in college. The relationship is very close, as if everything can be said about this In the group, they dare to make jokes with each other.

If you are in a good mood, you can come here to share your happiness, and if you are in a bad mood, you can also come here to pour out your bitterness.

For example now.

Dreamed of a bamboo: I need comfort.

Populus euphratica: hug the tiger and touch [hug]

Wen Huangqiu: Have you recovered from the shadow of broken love?

Dreaming of a bamboo: It’s as if you can recover from a broken relationship with your family in a few hours “_” Wen Huangqiu: Poor.

dreamed of a bamboo: hey

Wen Huangqiu: I mean, Qingyue is so pitiful.

Langshan Yu: [barbell-like laughter]

Dreamed of a bamboo: ...

Wen Huangqiu: So you really don't plan to update today?

Dreamed of a bamboo: [bye]

Of course, it turns out that sometimes, pouring bitter water in this group is useless, because this group of bad friends has no such thing as sympathy...

What a sad thing it is to be rejected by friends when you lose a relationship.

Tao Mengzhu laid down on the bed holding his mobile phone with a sullen expressionless face. After browsing Weibo for more than ten minutes, he suddenly woke up feeling uncomfortable, so he decided to sleep and calm down.

When he closed his eyes and opened them again, the room was already dark.

The bubbling computer screen saver seems to be trying to drive away the darkness, but it is particularly dazzling at this moment.

Tao Mengzhu felt very hungry, but he didn't have the slightest desire to get up... What can he do when he gets up?Code word update?Or continue to be sad about the loss of love, to show that you are infatuated?

She couldn't help shaking her head and smiling bitterly, thinking: Don't tease Tao Mengzhu, except for the person who just abandoned you today, who else cares whether you are asleep or awake at this point?And who will remember to remind you not to sleep until dark at noon, and remember to order takeaway when the time comes?

It is estimated that only when it is time to update, but you have not updated the above, will someone remember you, and the reason for remembering is: the leader is looking for an excuse to be lazy and not update (convex_one)convex! !

I was lying down a lot, thinking about it this way, being a human is really boring...

Just when Tao Mengzhu turned on the loveless mode, the door of her bedroom was suddenly gently pushed open.

A head poked in cautiously.

Tao Mengzhu couldn't help being startled, subconsciously sat up from the bed, and after seeing who was coming, he breathed a sigh of relief.

Almost forgot, she is no longer alone.

"Hello, landlord, do you want to eat?" Zhen Shuang shook the mobile phone in her hand. In the dark room, her eyes were unusually bright, but she spoke in a petty voice: "I'll pack it up." The room is ready, and I plan to order takeaway, but you don't seem to have eaten anything, why don't you order with me?"

Tao Mengzhu stared at the shaking mobile phone screen for a while, his vision was suddenly blurred by a layer of water mist, and tears rolled in his eyes unstoppably.

"Landlord?" Zhen Shuang shook the phone again, and said, "Yaoyao Cheke is making a fuss, can I have a set of takeaways?"

The author has something to say:

Tao Mengzhu: ┻━┻︵╰(‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻Author! I'm falling out of love! Can I still make people feel sad!

Zhen Shuang: Hey ha ha!As long as you eat my melon, you will immediately forget about him!Girls don't cry, stand up and masturbate!

Accompanied by roommates, the leader's heart is experiencing ups and downs at any moment.