toxic roommate

In City B at the beginning of May, the weather was gradually getting warmer, but some people's mood fell into the ice valley every second.

Light Moon (づ￣3￣)づ13:08:50

Mengzhu, I'm sorry, I'm tired when I'm with you, let's break up.

After Tao Mengzhu saw this Q/Q message sent by his girlfriend, he pretended to be dead in silence for 10 minutes. He thought about his life and the future, but in the end Mao didn't think about it. He just replied calmly: "I need a reason."

In fact, the other party has already made the reason very clear-the four words "feeling tired and not in love" have always been the best reason for breaking up.

But since Tao Mengzhu asked the question sincerely, the other party would naturally think about the friendship of the past two years, and mercifully reprimand her.

Qingyue (づ￣3￣)づ: Okay, if you want a reason, I will tell you, but since you are very busy, I suggest that you don’t wait for me to finish speaking, you can go to the toilet first, or lock it in the small room. In the dark room, there are hundreds of words, and I may finish it when I come out.

These words were obviously thorny, Tao Mengzhu took a deep breath, picked up the phone with a light smile, got up and walked into the toilet.

As Qingyue wished, she played two games in the toilet, swiped Weibo for a while, reposted a few funny jokes "hahahaha", and sat down slowly while hammering her numb and weak legs. Back to the computer.

Light Moon (づ￣3￣)づ13:32:33

I have been chasing your articles for three years, and I left comments on chapters and chapters. When we have no relationship, we don’t talk about it. We have been dating for more than a year, and your tone of reply to me is exactly the same as that of other readers.

When someone writes a long review for you, you give them a red envelope, and if I write a long comment for you, you also send me a red envelope. What is the relationship between us, do you need to be so polite?

I tell you to go to bed early and go to bed early every day. It has been called for so long, how many times have you heard it?Your dark circles can catch up with smoky makeup, why don't you become a fairy?

Tell you to eat well, don’t be lazy, don’t always use rushing for updates as an excuse, you come to cry with me when you have a stomach problem, I want to scold you, and I have to take care of your little emotions as a patient, I am looking for a girlfriend to be loved Or is it to experience the fun of being an old mother in advance?

I asked you to come to me, you said you don't have time, okay, I'll find you!

But I'm going to find you to take care of your eggs?I have to urge you to order takeaway for eating and drinking!My aunt is here and I want to prepare warm babies and brown sugar for you!It’s okay for you to live so rough by yourself, I’m here, and you don’t know how to say hello!You are busy typing, I know!I'll serve you tea, water, laundry and cooking, right? !

To tell you the truth, I have never liked someone so wronged before. This is the first time I gave it to someone thousands of miles away. Damn, I want to fuck up and wait for you to finish coding and update!Just wait, but this wait is three or four o'clock in the morning, and I'm already asleep and you start to wash, what the fuck?

I sent B thousands of miles away, but only for one day, but when TM came back, except for the first kiss that was forcibly imposed on you, I didn’t send anything out, I have no face to tell my friend!

Dreamed of a bamboo 14:03:12

These problems are a bit esoteric, you let me think about how to solve them, I think these are small problems, there is no need to break up [Meditation]

Light Moon (づ￣3￣)づ14:04:23

I said we broke up, you are still in the mood to go to the toilet to check Weibo, do you really think I didn't see it?

You don't care about me at all!

think?solve?No need, we are over, there is no future [bye]

[Smiling] What kind of girlfriend do you, a scumbag who doesn't understand love better than Fa Hai, look for?Don't harm the girl, find a gay marriage, or be an orphan and play egg!

Before Tao Mengzhu could send out a surprised expression, he saw a reminder that the other party did not accept messages from strangers.

She felt that she must have read it wrong, so she opened the friend list and searched for Qingyue, and then the facts gave her a resounding slap.

If you read it right, you read it right, the person who had been with her for three years was gone, and the familiar notes and avatar were all gone.

It turns out... I'm a scum...

After sitting in front of the computer and being sad for more than ten minutes, Tao Mengzhu posted a Weibo, announcing that he was single again.

She ate an apple and listened to nursery rhymes for a while. It took her half an hour to calm down.

Unexpectedly, after logging into Weibo again, I felt the indifference of human nature.

Lord Jinjiang:

Hello everyone, I am broken in love, and I will ask for leave tonight.

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Disrespect_Calling me a beautiful cow: Broken love is because you didn't update [doge] like 62

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Chi Guoguo who can't get enough to eat: You don't have a girlfriend anymore, and your life will go on. Losing a relationship can't be a reason for you to break up. Be careful of the double blow of career and love!Like 112

Langshan Jade: Tiger touches the lord, do you want to break it into jade? [doge] Like 41

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Tao Mengzhu moved the chair back sadly, lying half-lying in a daze.

After being in a trance for a long time, she finally sorted out her messy thoughts the moment the doorbell rang.

She fell out of love, an hour ago.

***

Tao Mengzhu, 23 years old, graduated from college for one year, writes full-time at home, and grew up in a relatively wealthy single-parent family. However, things are always unpredictable. Two years ago, God suddenly labeled him with a car and a house, and his parents died. His life was full of ups and downs. Start here.

Such ups and downs are due to her helplessness and unstable career income.

From the moment the elementary school teacher wrote the propositional composition "What is your ideal" on the blackboard, she has confirmed her goal in life-to become a writer.

Under countless setbacks, this life goal has been doubled again and again, and finally became: "Rely on writing to make a living, and not starve to death."

The consumption level in City B is stable and relatively high, but her writing income fluctuates greatly with the data of each novel. When it is good, she can obviously eat and wear without worrying about it, but she just can’t learn to save money, so that When it is bad, instant noodles are often used as companions.

Tao Mengzhu is a very passive person emotionally, he is used to accepting passively, and he is afraid of getting hurt. Whenever there is a slight disturbance, he would like to shrink back into his shell and hide.

Qingyue is a true reader who came to hook her up in the early days of her writing, and accompanied her all the way from a small vacuum author who can only earn a little pocket money, through three years, to a little pink author who can barely earn a living by writing .

On Valentine's Day last year, Qingyue confessed to her that she wanted to try to be together. The two tried for more than a year. Although there were constant frictions, Tao Mengzhu never thought that she and Qingyue would break up one day.

In other words, she never thought that there would be a day when Qingyue would leave her and ignore her.

And it was clear that just last month, Qingyue suggested that she rent out the second bedroom at home and use the rent to subsidize her daily necessities.

Yes, rent out the second bedroom.

……

At this moment, the girl with a single ponytail, a thin figure and a pretty appearance standing at the door is the new tenant who is about to move in.

She was carrying a mountaineering bag that was wider than her thin shoulders. There were several boxes of unknown equipment hanging from the bag. She was carrying a suitcase in each of her left and right hands, and a computer bag was placed on the trolley of the suitcase in her right hand. , out of breath, bowed to Tao Mengzhu, and said with a gruff smile: "Hi, landlord!" She said, releasing the suitcase on her right hand, and patted her chest like a second child: " I, Zhen Shuang!"

"It's cool, I just fell out of love!" Tao Mengzhu gritted his teeth, looking like an annoying dog who has just been hurt and is very wary of everyone.

Zhen Shuang swallowed her saliva, carefully moved all the suitcases into the room, reached out and gently closed the door, stood at attention for a long time under Tao Mengzhu's icy cold gaze, finally pursed her mouth, and said, "A man? , It's cheap, the better you treat him, the more he thinks you won't leave him."

When Tao Mengzhu heard these words, he couldn't help but feel pain in his heart, and frowned slightly.

"Some people just don't know how to cherish and accept your kindness to them with peace of mind. They won't be able to see their shortcomings until the day we part ways!" Zhen Shuang's tone fluctuated. After hearing all the words in my heart, I felt that my chicken soup for the soul was very good, and I started chattering endlessly: "Master Landlord, don't be sad, this kind of scum will be thrown away, let's find a better one. Is that enough? In the future, if you find someone who doesn’t require you to pay so much, but also treats you very well, wouldn’t that be a beautiful life?”

"Stop talking." Tao Mengzhu couldn't help but took a deep breath.

"Ah?" Zhen Shuang was stunned for half a second, then nodded immediately, and said, "Oh good."

It is a common problem of sensitive people to be seated on the right number. Every word Zhen Shuang said, to Tao Mengzhu's ears, seemed to be Qingyue declaring victory to her: "Leaving you scum, I can live a much better life than now."

For a moment, Tao Mengzhu almost wanted to throw out the guy in front of him who started attacking her as soon as he entered the house.

But she can't do that, she needs money, this month's rations.

Therefore, she had to calm down, otherwise, the high rent would have to be driven away by that moment of anger.

She turned around and walked into the bedroom, took out the clearly placed housing contract from the bookcase, and handed it to Zhen Shuang.

It was the contract that Qingyue prepared for her when she came to find her. Unexpectedly, it came in handy when Qingyue left her completely. Tao Mengzhu didn't know whether to cry or laugh for a moment.

This is simply reminding her that she is a scumbag with capital letters.

She pointed to the second bedroom absently, and said, "The room is over there. The air conditioner is newly installed, and the bed and bedding are all brand new. You can read the contract first, and if you think there is no problem, sign it, and then send a copy of your ID card." Give me a copy, and take the time to apply for a temporary residence permit."

"Oh!" Zhen Shuang took the contract into his hand and looked at it. After roughly sweeping it aside, he took out a pen from his trouser pocket, signed crookedly where it needed to be signed, and handed it back to him. Leaving Tao Mengzhu, he said, "Thank you, landlord!"

Tao Mengzhu, who was in a fugue, took the time to glance at the word "Zhen Shuang" on the contract, and subconsciously started the disgust mode.

It is said that the handwriting is like a person, and the trembling strokes like a lame dog are really unforgettable. I think the owner of this handwriting is also a rare flower in the world.

"Pay the rent and deposit for three months in one lump sum, right? Can Alipay transfer the money?"

When mentioning money, Tao Mengzhu immediately came back to his senses: "Yes, the account number is my mobile phone number, you should have saved it."

"Yes, yes, yes!"

Zhen Shuang took out her mobile phone, and with a few pokes with her index finger, she transferred the rent and deposit to Tao Mengzhu. After the transfer, she read a few words: "Mengzhu, Mengzhu, the landlord, your parents are so poetic!"

"Poetic people don't live long, and so do people who talk a lot." Tao Mengzhu gave Zhen Shuang an annoyed look.

"Ah... the weather is fine today, I... I didn't mean it, I'm sorry..." Zhen Shuang shrank her neck in embarrassment as she said.

Tao Mengzhu suddenly felt that he had gone too far. He was in a bad mood after breaking up with him. How could he blame a new girl who moved in?If this creates a estrangement, the feeling of living together in the future will not be so wonderful.

The world is so beautiful, but she is so irritable, it's not good, it's not good.

How about going to apologize?

Just as she was about to apologize, she saw Zhen Shuang rushing towards the room she had just rented, dragging her luggage.

In this way, accompanied by a burst of noise, Tao Mengzhu stared blankly at a thin girl who threw all her luggage into the second bedroom, and then flipped out a piece of folded paper as if she was flying full of energy. Shouting "Master Landlord", he strode towards her.

Seeing Zhen Shuang's smiling face, Tao Mengzhu didn't care about the unhappiness just now, and couldn't help but sigh with emotion, this is really a woman full of strange power attributes and a big heart.Feeling embarrassed for a while, he said awkwardly: "Don't call me Mr. Landlord, my name is Tao Mengzhu, just call me by my first name. We will be roommates from now on..."

It has to be said that Tao Mengzhu was confused for half an afternoon when she was broken in love, and she didn't really realize one thing until the moment she said this sentence herself - starting today, she has an extra roommate.

"Good landlord! No, good Mengzhu! This is a copy of my ID card, please accept it!" Zhen Shuang handed the piece of paper to Tao Mengzhu.

Tao Mengzhu took it silently and took it apart, thinking: Is it really okay to call it so kind as soon as it comes up?

She glanced at the copy of the ID card, on which the six characters "only for rental use" were written in a doggy body with fangs and claws, and she inserted it into the contract speechlessly. Just as she was about to say something, she was caught Rhythmic laughter interrupted his thoughts.

"Hahahahaha, why don't you complain about my ID photo? Didn't you see it clearly?" Zhen Shuang said, took out his ID card from his wallet, put it in front of Tao Mengzhu, and said, "Look at it, look at it Just be happy!"

Tao Mengzhu stared blankly at Zhen Shuang's ID photo. It had a very delicate expression, as if he was holding back a smile, but he felt a bit bitter. Compared with himself, is this ID photo an ugly word?

Zhen Shuang put his ID card back in his bag, raised his eyebrows, and said, "How? Are you satisfied with what you saw?"

Hearing such familiar lines, the corner of Tao Mengzhu's mouth twitched subconsciously, and his embarrassment broke out instantly.

This roommate is very sick.

The author has something to say:

When they met for the first time, Tao Mengzhu's evaluation of Zhen Shuang was: this person is an idiot.

After a long time, Tao Mengzhu stretched out his five fingers nimbly, and pulled Zhen Shuang into his arms: You are not an idiot, I am.

This is a story of a girl who is intermittently complacent and persistently depressed, trying to change herself for love, and emptying out the negative energy of life little by little [barbell-like laughter.jpg]!This article is sweet and not cruel, the world is so beautiful, do you really not want to jump into a pit? ╰(*°▽°*)╯!