toxic roommate

The time for a song passed quickly, and the next few minutes were all late-night shows where outdated Internet celebrities urged popular writers to go to sleep.

Amidst a bunch of unidentified "hhhhhh" and "233333" laughter on the bullet screen, Zhen Shuang pushed Tao Mengzhu back to the master bedroom next door all the way, pushing Tao Mengzhu back to the master bedroom next door, and lying on the bed obediently. After getting out of bed, I went back to my room with peace of mind.

Tao Mengzhu yawned for a long time, logged on to Weibo with his mobile phone and glanced at it, and couldn't help laughing.

Three bad teeth:

Successfully pushed the leader, the late night madman, to bed, I am so handsome [doge]

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Tao Mengzhu silently liked these jokes, and reposted: Good night, you also go to bed early.

After turning off Weibo, Tao Mengzhu clicked on Zhen Shuang's live broadcast room, placed it lightly beside the pillow, and accompanied by her voice, closed her eyes and fell asleep peacefully.

There was no dream all night, and it was past eleven noon the next day when I woke up.

Although he had slept for nearly fourteen hours, he still felt extremely tired when he opened his eyes.

She grabbed the battery that was about to run out and glanced at the time, stretched immediately, gritted her teeth and sat up from the bed.

Suddenly, Zhen Shuang who heard the commotion ran over from the next door, changed his clothes when he went out, stood at the door and said, "You are finally up, let's go deliver food to Riri!"

Tao Mengzhu didn't hear what Zhen Shuang said clearly, but saw her opening and closing her mouth as if making some suggestion, so she nodded without knowing the situation.

Zhen Shuang saw that Tao Mengzhu deserved to be straightforward, so he sat down in front of Tao Mengzhu's computer, crossed his legs and played with his mobile phone: "Hurry up, I'll wait for you."

Tao Mengzhu didn't say anything, just yawned, put on his slippers, went into the toilet to brush his teeth and wash his face.

A few minutes later, Tao Mengzhu came out of the toilet, looked at Zhen Shuang in a daze for a few seconds, and said, "Well... what did you say you were going to do just now?"

"Are you still living in a dream?" Zhen Shuang pursed her lips, and said, "I said, let's go deliver food to Ri Ri, accompany him, and then eat outside by the way!"

"Oh, okay." Tao Mengzhu said, took a deep breath, yawned again, and said: "People are not as good as dogs, and I'm going to be a delivery boy when I wake up."

"You don't have to go if you don't want to, anyway, I found the way." Zhen Shuang said, getting up to leave.

Tao Mengzhu stepped forward in an instant, grabbed her wrist, and said, "Just kidding, what are you doing seriously?"

"I was also joking, did I scare you?" Zhen Shuang raised her eyebrows proudly, and whistled the gourd baby.

Tao Mengzhu was speechless for a while, silently pushed Zhen Shuang out of the door, closed the door and changed his clothes.

As soon as Zhen Shuang went out, she yelled that she wanted to see Xiao Ritian immediately, so the two of them didn't eat anything, and took the canned dog food they bought on the way home last night, and went to the pet hospital first.

Xiao Ritian lay listlessly on the hospital bed, his eyes half-closed, as if he would fall asleep at any moment.

The moment Tao Mengzhu and Zhen Shuang walked into the ward, its eyes lit up immediately, and its tail kept wagging back and forth.

Looking at it again today, Xiao Ritian suddenly had a splint on his leg. After asking about it, he found out that his leg was not just a simple scratch, but it was not serious.

Zhen Shuang squatted beside Xiao Ritian with some distress, and played with it cautiously for more than half an hour. Then, together with Tao Mengzhu, he went outside to find a random restaurant and ordered two fried rice.

Back home in the afternoon, Tao Mengzhu sat in front of the computer again and typed. As she expected, the prehistoric power of last night had long since dissipated with the dream, leaving no fart behind.

Fortunately, it's still early.

Tao Mengzhu took a deep breath and howled in the group: "Come to code! Damn!" Then, looking at the document, he felt worried.

This worry, I worry about dinner time.

At the dinner table, Zhen Shuang asked Tao Mengzhu how many characters she coded. Tao Mengzhu looked at her for a few seconds with a look of unrequited love, and said, "More than 3000." This is more than 3000, which is more than 3000...

"It's so slow today, you need to go to bed early." Zhen Shuang said, picking up the bowls and chopsticks.

"En." Tao Mengzhu responded softly.

"How long will it take to finish the book you have in hand? I feel like it's almost the end."

"It's almost there." Tao Mengzhu stretched his waist and said, "Within 100 million words."

"Take a break when you're done."

"After a while, someone will forget about me." Tao Mengzhu shook his head and said, "I'm not like you. I have a fixed salary and advertising fees to earn, and I also get a share of store merchandise and live broadcast gifts."

Zhen Shuang pursed her lips, and said, "I don't think you need to be in a hurry, the future is long, maybe one day you will be popular, and then you can open a store and accept advertisements!"

"Me? Advertisement? I don't make videos..."

"You can write jokes, and then hide advertisements in them unpredictably, like the genius little panda, like Xue Zhiqian, they are all masters of hiding advertisements in jokes, others can make a lot of money for an advertisement."

Unfortunately, everything is easy to say.

Tao Mengzhu couldn't bear to hurt Zhen Shuang's kindness, so he nodded and said, "But the premise is to be famous, so we still have to work hard."

"Okay, what's your next book?" Zhen Shuang asked, "Is it the killer you mentioned last time?"

"I don't know, I've saved a few stalks, and I'll choose one according to my mood." Tao Mengzhu said, taking a deep breath, and said: "The next book will be my mother!"

"Really?" Zhen Shuang's eyes suddenly lit up, then lowered her head the next second, and said, "I actually believed it naively."

"..." Tao Mengzhu lightly bumped Zhen Shuang's elbow lightly, not knowing whether to laugh or cry, and said, "Am I the kind of author who can easily deceive people?"

"No."

"That's not right."

"However, you are the kind of author who will slap you in the face at will." Zhen Shuang said seriously.

Tao Mengzhu suffered [-] points of critical damage in an instant, took a mouthful of rice with the bowl and chopsticks in his mouth, and did not respond to the injury.

No matter how critically attacked, after dinner, since I don’t want to walk the dog, I have to code.

Under the same roof, two bedrooms next to each other, while playing live games noisyly, while quietly updating code words, it seems that they are living two completely different lives, but they blend with each other, so natural.

In a daze, looking back at the days when I met in early May, no matter how I looked at my roommates, I couldn't help feeling that the world was impermanent.

In the past few days, her mind seems to be getting worse and worse, but she is also becoming more and more aware that her feelings for Zhen Shuang are deeper than expected before, and she is far from being willing to stop at "by her side, it is the years" Quiet and good" good wishes.

Tao Mengzhu even started to conceive that one day in the future, there will be a suitable time for her to stand frankly in front of Zhen Shuang, take everything she has worked hard, and speak out what she thinks in her heart without flinching. He asked her if she would like to stay in this home forever.

***

The days passed by.

After staying in the hospital for a whole week, Xiao Ritian was finally discharged home. Zhen Shuang rushed to the pet hospital early with the folded dog cart. With the help of Tao Mengzhu and the doctor, he carefully hugged Xiao Ritian. went in.

Since Xiao Ritian suffered a leg injury, the doctor was always suggesting that Tao Mengzhu and Zhen Shuang buy a dog cage and keep him in a cage because he was afraid that being too free would make the injury worse.

Tao Mengzhu and Zhen Shuang didn't quite understand these things either, they just thought what the doctor said should be very important, and they were already planning to buy a cage, but Xiao Ritian kept yelling from the sidelines, as if they were protesting , then let it go.

"The cage is too pitiful. Everyday will be obedient and won't move around, right?" Zhen Shuang leaned over and touched Xiao Ritian's head. Xiao Ritian stuck out his tongue and shook his little tail. The obedient appearance made Zhen Shuang instantly dispel the idea of ​​paying attention to it.

Tao Mengzhu also stepped forward and rubbed Xiao Ritian's head, and said: "You little guy who can show off, I have never seen you so obedient on weekdays, and no one can stop you from going crazy, and now you are about to be shut down. Immediately start being good..."

The doctor coughed twice, and said: "It's fine to leave it alone, but you must pay attention to it, and be sure to supervise it, don't let it remove the splint on the leg, dogs are active, and they like to remove these... Yes, it has been vaccinated again, and its immunity has somewhat declined. During this period of time, try to avoid going out as much as possible. bath."

Zhen Shuang nodded repeatedly, thanked the doctor several times with a serious face, and then pushed Xiao Ritian out of the hospital.

After the two returned home, they carefully carried Xiao Ritian out of the stroller, and put him on the soft mattress where he slept on.

The weather is really hot, and after going out for a while, you will be sweating all over when you come back. The two of them went to the toilet to take a shower. Before going in, Xiao Ritian was lying obediently on the mattress. Reminds Zhen Shuang of the plush dog that Zhen Shuang loves to hug the most.

The dog, clearly on Tao Mengzhu's bed, came to Xiao Ritian's mouth at this moment, and Xiao Ritian, at this moment, raised an injured hind leg like a person's orchid finger, holding the dog's head and followed The three legs bounced back and forth and kept shaking.

Zhen Shuang rushed forward with a look of surprise, and stretched out a trembling finger to Xiao Ritian: "You! You, you, you!"

Xiao Ritian looked up at the angry owner with a vigilant expression. After a few seconds of confrontation between the dog and the person, it chose to let go of the neck of the "baby" in its mouth, sat down obediently, and yelled at Zhen Shuang: "Wow ~Wow!"

Looking at Xiao Ritian's left hind leg which was still tied with a splint, Zhen Shuang lost his temper in an instant. He just silently picked up the dog on the ground and said, "This one can't be bitten! Didn't I buy you other toys? Bite those." ah!"

Xiao Ritian drooped his head.

"If you're injured, be safe and go back to your bed!" Zhen Shuang said, pointing to Xiao Ritian's mattress.

Xiao Ritian looked around and sat there motionless.

"Go back to your bed!" Zhen Shuang's voice became louder.

Xiao Ritian remained unmoved.

"Go back to your bed!" Zhen Shuang stomped beside Xiao Ritian suddenly, making Xiao Ritian tremble, stood up quickly, limped, and ran back to his small mattress.

This incident fully proves the truth of the sentence: Children (dogs) are disobedient, most of them are spoiled, just give them a good beating (scare)...

Tao Mengzhu stepped forward to take the dog in Zhen Shuang's hand, looked at it for a while, and said, "It's just a small hole, I'll sew it up for you, and then wash it and it'll be fine."

"Master, you are so kind! But I appreciate your kindness, you go to type, good boy, let me, who is idle every day, do these jobs." Zhen Shuang said, patting Tao Mengzhu's shoulder , grabbed Gouzi back, and ran back to his room, leaving Tao Mengzhu alone in a mess.

"Woof~" Xiao Ritian yelled from the side, which seemed to be a mockery of strength.

Tao Mengzhu glared at Xiao Ritian, then turned and walked into the bedroom to code.

From the day when Xiao Ritian was lost, Tao Mengzhu's already unhealthy schedule became worse and worse.

Although it is not possible to stay up all night like the busiest two days, I can always toss in front of the computer until four or five o'clock before falling asleep.

The people in the small group despised her, and Qingyue also came here to despise her, but she just couldn't change the schedule that she had completely collapsed - all kinds of sleepiness during the day and all kinds of energy at night, just as Qingyue complained. In that way, she forcibly lived out the biological clock in China that only jet-lagged parties have.

Regarding this, Yu Xiaoqiu specifically talked to Zhen Shuang several times, hoping that Zhen Shuang could supervise Tao Mengzhu, but Zhen Shuang nodded very seriously every time, and then shook his head helplessly when he turned around and said: "I worked very hard to call Tao Mengzhu. She went to bed early, and even turned on the voice to remind her to code words before going to bed! But it's not an egg, urging me to fall asleep, she doesn't know when she will wake up. "

Wanting to die is like a disease with no cure. Tao Mengzhu has always been seriously ill. When trying to die, she can't even hold back the [-] mud horses in her heart.

It's not good to be self-enclosed, to be grumpy, to go to bed late and to wake up late, she knows, she knows everything, but many things can be easily resolved without being clear in her heart.

The later she updates, the more people complain about her work and rest, and the more people complain about her work and rest, the worse her mood becomes, the more irritable her mood is, and the slower and slower her coding speed is, Code words are getting slower and slower, and going to bed is getting later and later.

In such a vicious cycle, she became a shameless self-defeating maniac, silently going her own way in the extreme and dying, and no one could pull her back.

……

Days where day and night are reversed make people gradually blur the concept of time.

Waking up at two o'clock in the afternoon one day, Tao Mengzhu took out his phone and glanced at Xiaoqun, and was shocked to realize that Qixi Festival had arrived in a low-key way—the day after tomorrow.

Langshanyu: [Laughing like a barbell] It's coming up again on Chinese Valentine's Day, but Yuyu is still single.

Wen Huangqiu: [Gaze of Wisdom] There is no one in this group who is not single.

Hu Xiaoyang: [People are hard to break down]

Ri Yiwan: [Gaze of Wisdom] I am curious, if you want to confess your love to someone, and the other party is not short of money, what should you give as a gift?

Hu Xiaoyang: (o)...

Langshanyu: Surprised!Leader!Who are you going to confess to? ? ! ! !

Tao Mengzhu pondered for a moment, then calmly told a lie.

Ri Yiwan: [Gaze of Wisdom] I just asked casually, I was going to write a small Qixi Festival theater, but I couldn't write it.

Langshanyu: Love letter, be more affectionate, since the other party is not short of money, then he must want to listen to love words, girly plot.

Ri Yiwan: Yuyu, can you be more reliable?

Lang Shanyu: [National football goal-like laughter] Yuyu really thinks that love letters are great. Yuyu has never received a love letter. If anyone writes a long, long, heartfelt love letter to Yuyu, Yuyu will be very moved!

Wen Huangqiu: Ten senses of rejection?

Langshan Yu: [Laughter like destroying the world] It depends on the feeling.

Hu Xiaoyang: So the main alliance will give away free Qixi episodes?Should I also write one.

Ten thousand a day: write.

Hu Xiaoyang: Good!Let's code!

Riyiwan: I'll get up and have a meal first.

Hu Xiaoyang: Good!I code first!

Langshanyu: Oh my god, you guys are still typing on Qixi Festival, it’s so boring

Wen Huangqiu: [Gaze of Wisdom] I don’t have a partner, what else can I do without coding?

Langshan Yu: It’s because of typing all day long that you won’t have a partner. The leader has a deep understanding, doesn’t he [barbell-like laughter]

Day 999999999: [hp-[-]] Shut up and still be friends.

Wen Huangqiu: [Gaze of Wisdom] Yuyu, since you don't know how to type, let's go to a movie the day after tomorrow.

Langshan Yu: [Laughing like a barbell] When and where will we gather and what will we eat?

Wen Huangqiu: Let's have a private chat.

Langshanyu: [Laughing like a barbell] Qiuqiu, wait a minute, Yuyu will poke you when she goes to Wugu Reincarnation Dojo.

Seeing that Qiu successfully made an appointment with Yuyu, Tao Mengzhu was not in a particularly good mood for a while.

She pondered for a moment, then smoothed her hair casually, and shouted to the next door: "Zhen Shuang!"

"Hey! You're awake!" The neighbor responded immediately.

"How about we go to the movies the day after tomorrow?" Tao Mengzhu asked full of expectation.

"What movie are you watching? There haven't been any good movies recently. You should write your words carefully and finish it quickly!" However, the roommate refused very ruthlessly.

The two shouted at each other and woke up Xiao Ritian who was taking a nap. For a while, the whole house was filled with Xiao Ritian's dissatisfied cries. At first glance, it sounded like a mockery of Tao Mengzhu's rejection of his request for an appointment.

Tao Mengzhu was speechless for a while, walked to the door and stomped Xiao Ritian, the world finally quieted down.

She couldn't help wiping her face dryly, and said, "I just asked casually, because they said they wanted to go to see the ball... Actually, I don't want to go either." cute emotions.

"Well, there will be Qixi Festival activities tomorrow and the day after tomorrow, Xiaoge asked me to join him on the number one, and I just don't have time."

Tanabata activities...Xiao Ge asked his roommate to do it with him...

Tao Mengzhu almost vomited a mouthful of old blood!

She gritted her teeth, sat silently in front of the computer, opened Weibo, and found the "Ge Shengjun" who had mutual fans a while ago in the recent attention, and struggled for a while, and wanted to cancel it, but she was too embarrassed to do so Guan, he still didn't do anything in the end, so he silently turned off his Weibo.

No, how can they do Qixi Festival activities in the game together... Are you bullying her for not playing the game?

Tao Mengzhu lay down on the keyboard with a sad face.

"Leader, why don't you order takeaway? You won't be able to eat again at night!" Suddenly there was a urging voice from the next room.

Tao Mengzhu woke up like a dream, and quickly ordered a takeaway.

……

Tao Mengzhu struggled while typing, and after an afternoon, she still couldn't think of any way to prevent her roommate from going to the game to accompany a man to celebrate Qixi Festival.

If Xiao Ritian hadn't run away, she could still use the excuse to take Xiao Ritian out to play, but now that Xiao Ritian's leg injury has not healed, she is so sad that she can't even use this excuse.

However, she miraculously succeeded in turning grief and anger into strength, and it was rare to finish the 12 words of the day before 30:[-].

After putting in the update from the explosive hand speed code, Tao Mengzhu opened a new document without making a sound, as if he was waiting for something. It's like running away from home.

More than half an hour later, Zhen Shuang's surprised voice came from the next door: "Emma! You updated so early today!"

"En." Tao Mengzhu responded casually, but his thoughts still wandered.

"Then go to bed early!" Zhen Shuang had come from the next door and stood at her door with her hips akimbo.

"Yeah." Tao Mengzhu nodded and said: "You don't need to accompany me to type tonight, you go to sleep first, I will memorize something, and it will be ready soon."

"Okay, I'll sleep after watching the update!" Zhen Shuang said, jumping back to her room happily.

Tao Mengzhu listened to the movement next door with his ears upright, confirmed that Zhen Shuang had fallen asleep, and then breathed a sigh of relief.

Finally, I don't have to worry about my roommate suddenly coming to make rounds, and I can start work and start work!

She stretched and looked at the empty document on the desktop with a serious face.

Girly plot, roommates should have... right?

Holding this somewhat naive and ridiculous expectation, Tao Mengzhu rested her chin in her hands and pondered for a moment, then sat up straight and wrote the first "love letter" in her life seriously, word by word.