toxic roommate

Tao Mengzhu leaned against the door, watching Zhen Shuang and Xiao Ritian quietly, and couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth slightly, his heart was full of unspeakable joy.

Seeing the happy appearance of Zhen Shuang squatting beside Xiao Ritian, Tao Mengzhu couldn't bear to disturb her, and quietly took the little chopsticks to the door of the ward, wanting to give some money as a token of gratitude, the little chopsticks immediately shook her head like a rattle Except for Xiao Ritian's basic cleaning and bandaging and a day's hospitalization, he would never charge even a dime more.

Tao Mengzhu was a little embarrassed for a while, and saw the little chopsticks waving his hands, saying: "I really don't need to give me money, I didn't do anything... and I feel like I have picked up a new world after picking up your dog! Although I’ve never read your novels, but it’s the first time I’ve met a live author, and it’s so easy to get along with! I’ve decided to start buying your books from today!”

"Eh... If you don't dislike it." Tao Mengzhu was stunned. This is the first time someone said that she was easy to get along with. In the past days, even her best friends said that she was a difficult person to get along with. ...

"How can it be disgusting!" She said, bit her lower lip, and asked, "Can I ask you for an autograph then?"

When Tao Mengzhu heard the word "signature", he remembered that he still had a pen and a book in his hand. He quickly lowered his head, opened the title page, signed a word, and handed it to the little chopsticks.

The little chopsticks happily took it and put it in the bag with an extremely bright smile.

Smiling, she suddenly remembered something, carefully pulled Tao Mengzhu to the corner, and said, "Well, can I ask for a group photo?"

"Can I ask for a code?" Tao Mengzhu asked back.

"Can you do it!"

"That's optional." Tao Mengzhu heaved a sigh of relief.

Xiao Chopsticks was overjoyed when he heard it, and quickly dragged Tao Mengzhu into the ward, dragged Zhen Shuang together, and asked the doctor to take a group photo with Xiao Ritian.

In the photo, Xiao Chopsticks and Zhen Shuang both smiled brightly, Tao Mengzhu and Xiao Ritian both put on a blank face that seemed indifferent - Xiao Ritian was at a loss because he didn't understand what the three of them were doing, Tao Mengzhu Dazed because he didn't wake up at all.

After the group photo was successful, Little Chopsticks shrank away happily and posted on Weibo.

A few minutes later, Tao Mengzhu received an Aite.

Little Chopsticks is hungry every day:

The owner who successfully captured the dog was two beautiful and easy-to-get along with each other. They were shocked and took a group photo without showing the code.

The first picture is the autograph of the lord's unrestrained personality on the title page of the novel, and the second picture is the group photo of the three people and one dog just now.

Tao Mengzhu said that he wanted to code, and the little chopsticks made a seamless code - Xiao Ritian's head was replaced by a doge, Zhen Shuang on the left was replaced by a curator Jin, and Tao Mengzhu on the right was replaced by A sledgehammer, and the little chopstick in the middle has turned into a cute Pikachu.

Tao Mengzhu stared at this Weibo in silence for a few seconds, and calmly reposted: God tm coding technology, you deserve it [doge][doge][doge]

Soon, Zhen Shuang also reposted this Weibo from her, saying: Her name is Meng Sledgehammer, and she is a writer of shaking s. There is no multiple) Thanks, I never thought that the po owner would not accept red envelopes and only asked for a signature [doge] Where is there no true love in life (乛▽乛)

"What the hell is a cute sledgehammer!" Tao Mengzhu walked up to Zhen Shuang to protest, dumbfounded.

"Master Meng, isn't your surname Meng?" Zhen Shuang said frankly.

"Then San Kui, is your surname San?" Tao Mengzhu looked disgusted.

After hearing the words, Sanguida laughed a few times brazenly, then turned around to tease Xiao Ritian.

Tao Mengzhu pursed his mouth, silently powdered the little chopsticks who were squatting in the toilet, and 5 minutes later, the little chopsticks rushed from the direction of the toilet, holding Tao Mengzhu's hand excitedly, and said: "I am the first time Followed by a living author!" Then, excitedly stepped forward and held Zhen Shuang's hand, saying: "It's the first time I've been followed by a living anchor!"

Tao Mengzhu and Zhen Shuang were still in a state of bewilderment, and they saw the little chopsticks holding their hands together and covering their palms together. If this action was not made by a little girl, it would be like An old mother who wants to entrust her daughter for life...

"What are you doing?" Zhen Shuang couldn't help asking.

"Shh, don't talk." Little Chopsticks said with a serious face, "Let me cut Lily in silence."

Tao Mengzhu looked up at Zhen Shuang in surprise, who also looked at her after a moment's hesitation.

The two looked at each other, speechless for a moment.

"Oh, I still have to go to class, I seem to be late!" Little Chopsticks suddenly woke up, took out his mobile phone to look at the time, quickly let go of the two hands, said goodbye as they backed up, and walked all the way to the door. Then he turned around and ran away quickly.

In Xiao Ritian's ward, there were only two people and a dog left, silently embarrassed.

The atmosphere of silence caused Xiao Ritian to moan in dissatisfaction, and the two of them, as if waking up from a dream, focused their eyes on it to cover up their guilt.

Tao Mengzhu thought for a while, and said: "Little girl likes to talk about CP, I...you understand."

"Well, of course I understand." Zhen Shuang quickly responded without raising her head. In fact, she didn't know what she knew. She just subconsciously wanted to respond like this, and even felt that she should respond to Tao Mengzhu like this.

She didn't want to think too much about the momentary absence just now, she just wanted to pass it by like a joke on weekdays.

Tao Mengzhu didn't know what to say for a moment, so he walked out of the room and asked the doctor how long it would take to take Xiao Ritian away.

The doctor looked at the two girls with eager eyes in front of him, and said with a smile, "You can take them home anytime."

Before Tao Mengzhu and Zhen Shuang could be happy, they saw the doctor put on a serious face, and added: "However, I suggest staying in the hospital for observation for seven days, taking a blood test, taking a x-ray, and re-injecting the seedlings. It's safer. It is also good for your master."

The kind-hearted little chopsticks is a student after all, facing the injured Xiao Ritian, he has more than enough heart and power, and can't afford the cost of a comprehensive examination for Xiao Ritian. Now that the doctor sees the original owner, he repeats what he said to Xiao Ritian , and told Tao Mengzhu and Zhen Shuang all about it.

"Then, what's the approximate price?" Tao Mengzhu asked.

"This is probably..." The doctor was about to say, but was interrupted by Zhen Shuang: "Do it, do it, do it all! We can come and see it anytime, right?"

"Of course, the hospital fee is 150 a day. We don't provide food, you have to prepare it yourself. Dogs are very clingy to the owner. If possible, the owner can come to accompany the puppy more, which can play a positive role in the recovery of the puppy. .”

Zhen Shuang nodded seriously, followed the doctor and asked some other things that needed attention, and without blinking, she took out her wallet and paid all the necessary fees.

Tao Mengzhu yawned and followed behind. After Zhen Shuang paid the money, they went back to the ward to say goodbye to Xiao Ritian, and took a taxi back home.

Sitting back in front of the computer again, Tao Mengzhu stared blankly at the half-written document, feeling a sense of enigmatic disgust.

She shook her head and clicked on the quiet group.

Ri Yiwan: What should I do? Suddenly, I don’t want to write anymore. I really want to find a random character to strangle my protagonists, and then just end the whole text with be.

Wen Huangqiu: [Contempt of Wisdom] Then you will find that the ball, one of your best friends in high school, turned black on your true love the moment you finished bidding.

Langshanyu: [National football goal-like laughter] The leader is calm, you still have to rely on your protagonists for food.

Hu Xiaoyang: Take a deep breath, continue to code, I really can’t move anymore, play something else and change your mind (⊙o⊙)...

Ritenwan: [wisdom gaze] I want to sleep.

Wen Huangqiu: I see you update after five o'clock, what time did you get up today?

Ri Yiwan: Oh, I got up at six o'clock last night.

Wen Huangqiu: You really don't want your life [bye]

Wen Huangqiu: Go to sleep!Even more hairy new!I'm going to ask for leave for you!

Day [-]: [Gaze of Wisdom] I’m still five thousand words short, it’s still early, I’ll be able to go to bed soon after coding.

Wen Huangqiu: ...

As Tao Mengzhu said, he looked at the document again, mysteriously feeling upset when he saw the protagonist's name.

This state is a bit of a mystery.

It seems that this "soon" is not going anywhere.

Langshan Yu: Leader, you have become more and more rampant recently, Yuyu is going to sue Qingyue about the leader.

Hu Xiaoyang: But they have already broken up.

Langshan Yu: [God lol] So no one can rule the leader?

Wen Huangqiu: [Bye bye] Yuyu, you don't need to worry about her, let her do it, she knows the pain when she makes a mistake.

Ritenwan: Well, I will continue to work.

Tao Mengzhu said, turned off the group chat, stretched his waist, gritted his teeth and worked hard again.

An hour later, she felt that her brain had been completely emptied, so she simply put on the headphones, played the soothing piano music, and closed her eyes to find the feeling of writing.

Looking for it, gradually falling into a dream.

In her dream, she reached a speed of [-] per hour and [-] in three hours. Years of diligent updates made her one of the most beloved authors of her editor.

In the dream, someone wrote a novel using many settings from the world she wrote. Not only did she not mark it as a fan, but she also claimed to pay tribute to the "leader". New readers who came to follow her articles.

In her dream, she finally became a person who no longer felt sorry for her wallet for a takeaway, but could buy and buy at any time.

Then, she received a death notice from a doctor.

She woke up from the dream profusely with sweat, and after a long period of trance, she realized that she was so delirious that she forgot to turn on the air conditioner after returning to the room in the afternoon.

No wonder it's so hot...

Tao Mengzhu weakly reached out and grabbed the remote control of the air conditioner, pressed the switch, and threw it back to the corner of the table as if it was a waste.

Looking out through the gaps in the curtains, the sky is still bright, but the time in the lower right corner of the computer has already reached past six in the afternoon.

Time flies... Tao Mengzhu was a little confused, so he could only stare blankly at the half chapter update on the computer, trying to recall what happened today.

After being dazed for about ten minutes, she got up unsteadily, walked into the toilet listlessly and took a shower, then sat back in front of the computer with a sigh and typed.

After 06:30, Zhen Shuang, who had just finished editing a recorded video in the next room, walked out of the room and yelled loudly.

Tao Mengzhu looked up and said, "Order takeaway or cook noodles."

"I ordered, it was the fish from last time. This time I ordered spicy hot pot fish, spring rolls and chicken feet!" Zhen Shuang said, with his hands behind his back, striding to the restaurant like a little old man. Beside Tao Mengzhu, he leaned over and looked at the document full of words as if checking his homework, and said, "How much have you coded? By what time can you finish the task?"

"It's more than 3000 short, soon." Tao Mengzhu said, stretching.

Zhen Shuang pursed her lips, and said, "How about seven thousand more today, and you go to bed after eating, seven thousand is not a lot, don't wait."

Tao Mengzhu shook his head, and said: "The difference is not much, there is no reason why you can't finish writing, you can go to bed early after finishing writing today, and everything will return to normal tomorrow, how about it?"

"If you can't do what you said, treat me to dinner." Zhen Shuang patted the table.

"Well, please please."

"I don't want you to invite me to dinner, I want you to adjust your schedule a little bit like a Chinese, ok?"

"Ok, ok." Tao Mengzhu got up dumbfounded and half pushed and half hugged Zhen Shuang back to the next room, and once again retreated to the computer by himself to face the remaining tasks.

Sometimes people are too sleepy, but they will be very energetic, and Tao Mengzhu is like this at this moment.

Since she closed her eyes and rested for three hours, she suddenly felt that she was getting more and more energetic in her writing, and the inspiration that was exhausted during the day gradually returned with the fall of night, and she successfully finished writing [-] of the day in just one hour after dinner.

At the moment when she successfully put the update into the manuscript box and sent it at [-]:[-], she suddenly said "ah~~" to the crescent moon just rising outside the window like a werewolf who was about to turn into a beast on the night of the full moon. Long long draw.

"Are you sick?" Zhen Shuang, who was broadcasting live next door, sang loudly.

"Do you have medicine?" Tao Mengzhu was very cooperative.

"How much do you eat?" The roommate next door didn't show any weakness.

"How many do you have?" Tao Mengzhu hummed, suddenly in a good mood, and turned around into the next room.

Zhen Shuang looked back at Tao Mengzhu with a look of shock. She faintly felt that Tao Mengzhu was not normal today, but she still instinctively took up the song: "I have as much as you eat."

"I'll eat as much as you have!" Tao Mengzhu pulled a small stool and sat down beside Zhen Shuang.

The next second, the two met each other with a smile, and sang in unison tacitly: "Don't stop the medicine, don't stop the medicine, don't stop the medicine! Don't stop the medicine, don't stop the medicine, don't stop the medicine!"

*[Prosperity]: The leader is here?

*[gi771]: hhhhhhhh the leader has better intonation than dirty girl.

*[Zhang Ya_zy]: Did the leader drink alcohol today? hhhhhh

*[One loss is more than three losses and one loss]: Dirty girl, why don't you come and sing!

*[Trance]: Why stop taking medicine 2333333333333333333

*[Don't stop the medicine]: Damn it!I've been named!I've been named!I've been named!

*[hdu Anzi]: Do not stop 2333333333

……

There are already a lot of bullet screens on the bullet screen assistant, but this time they are quickly scrolled up, so fast that people have no time to look at them.

Tao Mengzhu took a quick glance and saw someone begging for a chorus. He wanted to leave in despair for a moment, but Zhen Shuang grabbed his wrist—the escape plan was in vain.

"Come sing a song! Everyone wants to hear it!"

"You continue to play the game, you game anchor, if you broadcast others singing live, you will lose fans." Tao Mengzhu was talking nonsense in a serious manner.

In the next second, the barrage posted "don't lose fans", "listen to the song", "ask for a chorus", "a certain anchor live broadcasts and the landlord chorus, earning tens of thousands a day"...

"Look, they all want to listen."

"Am I the kind of person who can sing casually? I need money to sing." Tao Mengzhu rolled his eyes.

In the next second, a local tyrant frantically picked up gifts.

"Oh, thank you, Boss He Shan, for giving me so many presents!" Zhen Shuang said, tugging at the corner of Tao Mengzhu's clothes, and said, "Here comes the money you asked for, let's sing!"

Tao Mengzhu looked at the gift that kept jumping on the screen in a daze, and whispered in Zhen Shuang's ear, "How much is this?"

Zhen Shuang silently turned off the microphone for two seconds, and said, "Not much, after deducting the commission, it's probably a little over 200."

"Come on, what do you want to listen to!" Tao Mengzhu took a deep breath. She worked so hard to earn [-] a day, and she didn't need to show her face on Zhen Shuang's side. She could get it by singing a song. Why is the gap so big?

Tao Mengzhu suddenly began to doubt her life, why her dream back then was to be a writer instead of an anchor...

At this time Zhen Shuang had already turned on the mic: "The lord has agreed to sing, what do you want to hear?"

In the next second, various song titles appeared in the barrage, and Tao Mengzhu was almost embarrassed to watch it.

What majestic, covetous, eight/even/kill, small man/waist, what crazy song, police uncle is him...

"I refuse, I won't." Tao Mengzhu silently looked at the sky.

"Come, come, you can sing whatever you want!" Zhen Shuang said, took off the earphones, put them on Tao Mengzhu's head, and said, "Whatever you want to sing, I'll find an accompaniment for you."

"What do you want to hear?"

"Hmm... what do I want to hear?" Zhen Shuang thought for a few seconds while looking at the barrage of song titles, and said, "I remember that you wrote the lyrics of Bai Yueguang among your disciples. Sing it to me!"

Before Tao Mengzhu agreed, he saw that Zhen Shuang had searched for the accompaniment and clicked to play it, so he couldn't help but get nervous.

"I can't sing well..."

"It's okay, I'll put you at the bottom!" Zhen Shuang sat beside her, grinning silently.

The roommate laughed so proudly that Tao Mengzhu wanted to get up and run away, but then he thought about it, the audience master spent so much money just now to buy a song, and felt embarrassed again.

As the prelude was about to finish, she took a deep breath and sang fearlessly.

Tao Mengzhu is not very good at singing, and it was the first time he sang in front of so many people. His voice trembled for a while, and he didn't even dare to look at the barrage. He stared at the lyrics seriously, and finished singing with a sense of shame. the whole song.

After singing the last line, she quickly put the earphones back into Zhen Shuang's arms, and said, "I'm ashamed..."

"No way! Everyone is talking nicely."

Tao Mengzhu glanced at the barrage along Zhen Shuang's fingertips, and found that it was all positive reviews. He couldn't laugh or cry for a moment: "Really...don't give me face, too much face, I feel embarrassed."

"Hahaha, some people say that your Mandarin is very accurate!" Zhen Shuang's smile seemed to have been punctured, and he singled out this sentence, and tried to read the words correctly while laughing: "The leader's ordinary Chinese is obvious. It’s much more accurate than Sangui Piao, so I’m going to praise it just for that!”

"puff……"

In the next second, topics related to Mandarin appeared on the barrage.

Someone posted: "Everyday I dislike Wumei's ordinary post, confess to the leader ╰(*°▽°*)╯"

Someone posted: "Putonghua is accurate and well received, but Mandarin is not accurate and it is cute!"

Someone posted: "There is a unique taste in Mandarin whether it is standard or not, and it is a confession to the leader."

Someone even posted: "It's time to fight for favor every day. Since you all like the leader, I'll take Sangui away!"

However, Zhen Shuang's attention was not on this at this moment at all. She transferred 233.33 yuan to Tao Mengzhu on Alipay, then patted her on the shoulder, and said, "My lord, should I go to bed?"

Tao Mengzhu raised his eyebrows and said, "Don't you sing?"

"Aren't you going to sleep?" Zhen Shuang put her hands on her hips.

"I'll listen to you sing a song before going to sleep."

"It's not too spicy, I'm so dirty when you're next to me, and I can't even shrink." Zhen Shuang is telling the truth. She is obviously a guy who is not used to speaking Mandarin well, but as long as she is in front of Tao Mengzhu, She couldn't help but want to speak in a serious and serious manner.

"What are you dirty about?"

"I don't know." Zhen Shuang shrugged, maybe because Tao Mengzhu always gave people a very serious feeling, she never dared to be too presumptuous in front of Tao Mengzhu.

"Guipu sounds so good, if you want to shrink it, you can shrink it."

"Like me again, I'm going to lose my temper!"

"Then I won't study anymore, I want to watch you sing, and I'll go to sleep after singing one song." Tao Mengzhu played a slap in the face rarely, and looked at Zhen Shuang with a light smile.

"Sing beating and singing, you wait for Ha'er, I'll ask Ha'er to accompany you." Zhen Shuang said, doing chest expansion exercises twice, flipping through the accompaniment list for a while, and while flipping through, said: "I'm with you guys." Well, it’s just this afternoon. Didn’t I repost a group photo this afternoon? That girl found my home every day. I searched for it among my fans and planned to follow her back. After finding her, Emma is incredible. , I saw a particularly cheating person in my fan list, he caused me [-] critical hits with just one name!"

"Do you know what it is?" Zhen Shuang said, then turned to Tao Mengzhu, "Do you know what that person's name is?"

"I don't know, maybe I can look it up." Tao Mengzhu said, took out his phone, and clicked on Weibo.

"Don't worry about it, what are you looking for? Let me tell you, that person is called 'Caring for the Past Internet Celebrity Association'! I was completely confused at the time, and I accidentally became a past Internet celebrity..." Zhen Shuang As he said that, he saw the song "Overfire" in the accompaniment list, and said, "Come on, I will also sing Zhang Xinzhe's pot, this is an old pot!"

Zhen Shuang put on the earphones, cleared her throat, and said, "Kang is so busy! Let me, a former Internet celebrity, set the stage for you!"

Tao Mengzhu shook his head with a smile, sat aside without saying a word and listened quietly.

Different from the audience listening to the song in the live broadcast room, what Tao Mengzhu sitting next to Zhen Shuang heard was a cappella without accompaniment and reverberation. Although it sounded much shabby, she deeply felt that she was so special.

Yes, it is also listening to songs, she is sitting next to Zhen Shuang, compared to other people, she is the biggest difference.