The Handmade Blogger's Guide to Salvation

"Doctor, do you think I am wronged or not?"

An old man who looked about the same age as Hirotsu Yanagi was holding Koyo Ozaki and complaining endlessly.

And it's still a colleague.

"...I received a patient that day, who knew it was the leader of Hong Kong gangsters! You said that such a dignified leader would seek treatment from a doctor like me, isn't there something wrong with his brain?"

"The extent of the disease... tsk tsk, even I can see that there is really no cure! The internal organs in the body are all separated, and they do their own things. I will tell the truth, who knows them The gangsters actually want to kill me!"

The old doctor slapped the table angrily, and when he got agitated, the knife on his head trembled and was about to fall down—his whole head collapsed, and a shining big knife was stuck inside.

This, this slot too much! !

Although Ozaki Koyo doesn't know anything about medical skills, but with this kind of injury, he will definitely not die, okay? !And you actually went to treat the leader of the gangsters in Hong Kong?Why is Mori Ogai sick again?And the knife on your head looks...very familiar.

Koye Ozaki stared at the knife on the old doctor's head, and the sight became more and more familiar... 10 minutes ago, an identical knife was still pinned to her waist.

"Is the Hong Kong gang leader you're talking about... a middle-aged man with black hair?" Koye Ozaki's eyelids twitched slightly, feeling that he needed to confirm.

"Yes, yes, yes!" The doctor nodded hastily, "It is indeed black hair, middle-aged... maybe not yet."

Immediately afterwards, the doctor immediately added, "There is an irritable orange-haired man wearing a black top hat next to me, and the one who attacked me was... a woman who looks very similar to you."

At this time, the bloody doctor noticed Ozaki Hongye's appearance for the first time, and began to look at it carefully, and then asked in surprise, "Why do you look so similar? Could it be two sisters?"

...Yo, you just realized it.

Since the old man came in, Xieye Skeleton has been in the state of watching a show. With this level of injury, she has to personally treat it with the special ability "Please don't die" to save her life. Ordinary doctors are helpless at all. Not to mention Ozaki Momiji.

Even the old man himself walked in so straight, which is a bug in itself, not to mention pulling Ozaki Hongye to complain so eloquently.

And Ozaki Hongye was also stunned by such a big black pot that fell from the sky. As a member of Hong Kong gangsters, she has indeed done a lot of things, but this, this...

It really wasn't her doing it!

"Crack...knock..."

Yosano Akiko moved in the corner, raised her wrist and pointed her finger, signaling Ozaki Koyo to make a quick decision.

Yes, no more time to waste.

"In your situation, I have to... perform an operation on you." Ozaki Koyo caught a glimpse of Yosano Akiko's hand gesture, and immediately understood it.

To be honest, it was a complete joke for Yosano Akiko to have Koyo Ozaki perform the operation, but the doctor cheated the corpse to such an extent, the only thing he could do was to let Koyo Ozaki play freely.

Koyo Ozaki didn't have any objections, at least he had to take off the knife.

"So you mean...the operation is here?"

The old doctor was a little uneasy sitting on the stool. His body was covered with a plastic sheet, as if he was cutting his hair in a barber shop.

Super unreliable!

Koye Ozaki stared, "What, do you have an opinion? Do you want to give me some advice?" Her words could be said to be very blunt, and there was nothing she could do about it, because she had a guilty conscience.

She is a pure rookie, and the patient who needs to be operated on seems to be a doctor, right?Isn't this going to be dismantled in minutes?

Unexpectedly, the bloody old doctor nodded cautiously and waved his hands, "No, no, how do I understand, you are the master."

What you said... isn't right?

Faced with Ozaki Hongye's questioning gaze, the old doctor finally told the truth, "I'm actually a veterinarian. I went to the hospital to buy medicine in a white coat that day, but I was caught by that short Hong Kong black cadre."

Ozaki Momiji: "..."

Yosano Skeleton: "...Pfft."

It's too miserable, it's really too miserable... If Akiko Yosano had a mouth, she would definitely laugh out loud in this situation.

Is Mori Ogai so miserable?The group of cadres on the stand is too desperate!

In this regard, Hong Kong gangsters really need to learn martial arts. You can see how well Dazai Zhiguo, Ki Tanakajima and the others cooperate!

Yosano Akiko unscrupulously slandered her old partner Mori Ogai, but she didn't know that the "Hong Kong gangster leader" that this old doctor called was actually...

cough cough.

In short, even if the veterinarian Mr. Ozaki stomped on his head with a gas pump at the last moment, he shrank and didn't make a sound.

——It can be seen how his medical level is.

(Afterwards, when Yosano Akiko told Butei about the game, Edogawa Ranpo insisted that the old veterinarian had actually seen through Ozaki Koyo's vest at this time.)

At this time, Koyo Ozaki also roughly understood the meaning of some gestures with Akiko Yosano, such as——

Prescribing medicine, surgery, and...you figure it out.

That's right, when Yosano Akiko made the gesture of "you can figure it out", Koyo Ozaki's expression did not change, but his heart was broken.

Of course, the duration of this collapse is far from over.

The next patient comes.

It was as if the patient had been bitten by a monster. The wound was like a broken eggshell, and Koyo Ozaki held the needle and thread for a long time without knowing how to do it.

And because the patient came with Teddy, as soon as he entered the door, this Teddy's gaze firmly locked on the Yosano Skeleton in the corner, and then... showed a salivating expression.

Yosano Akiko: "..."

Brave beast, put away your wild thoughts!

So after Yosano Akiko finally shifted his attention from the dog to the patient, he realized that he hadn't given Ozaki Koyo any hint at all just now...

...God bless this patient, Amen.

But the patient seems to be in good condition, the most surprising thing is what the patient said when he was chattering——

"Doctor... I passed by an abandoned playground, which seemed to be called Organ Paradise or Human Body Paradise, and suddenly two egg white monsters fell out of the wall, they really killed me..."

Yosano Akiko and Ozaki Koyo were stunned when they heard this.

What kind of place is this, could it be... The two women looked at each other, could it be that these places are other people's playgrounds?

"Aside from the egg white monster... are there any other abnormalities?" Koyo Ozaki said casually while checking it pretendingly.

The patient hesitated for a moment, "I heard someone yelling something inside...'dirty', oh, it seems to be calling a name, it sounds like..."

"Osamu Dazai."

Koye Ozaki shook his hand, and the patient screamed, but Koyo Ozaki didn't seem to realize it, and continued to inject needles, completely ignoring the patient's screams!

It's over... Osamu Dazai and Nakahara are also in a group!

The relationship between the two of them is completely different from when Osamu Dazai didn't defect. Although there is still a thread, but from the outside it seems that they are completely incompatible!

What to do... The game between the two of them may be lost!

"Take it easy!" The patient was still wailing, interrupting Ozaki Koye's thoughts. When she was in Hong Kong, no one dared to yell in front of Ozaki Koye, who was in a high position, causing her to subconsciously frown, and then...

A punch silenced the patient.

Yosano Akiko: "..."

Ozaki Momiji reacted: "..."

"Click...click..." Yosano Kukuro looked at the mushroom bag protruding from the patient's head, stretched out his paw and made a smoothing gesture, signaling for Koyo Ozaki to apply a cold towel to the patient's bag.

However, Koye Ozaki, who had already found the trick, did not follow Yosano Akiko's advice. Ever since the patient with only half of her brain was cured by her with an air pump, she... swelled up.

Ozaki Koyo took the needle and poked the big bag. After a "puff", the big bag started to vent, and then it became smaller and smaller...

Sure enough, this game is not played according to medical literacy. The patients and symptoms in it are different from those in the real world. Excessive medical literacy will hinder imagination

Koyo Ozaki gave Yosano Akiko a confident look, she felt that they would definitely win this game...

It's a pity that Yosano Akiko, who lost her facial muscles, couldn't put on a frightened expression to remind Ozaki Koyo.

The patient on the seat, after the "mushroom bag" on the head disappeared, did not stop venting, and half of his head was deflated...

In short, when Ozaki Koye noticed, the patient's head had become a deflated balloon, dangling around his neck.

Koye Ozaki: "..." Don't be afraid!She has a pump!

But just as Koyo Ozaki took out the pump, the patient stood up staggeringly before he started pumping it up.

"...Huh? Is it all right?" The patient shook his head, feeling that there was something wrong with his vision, and he shook hands with Koye Ozaki, who was holding a pump and looking frightened, "Thank you doctor, I have to hurry up to pick it up." I have a child... what medicine do I need to take, or is there anything I should avoid?"

The patient's head was clattering in front of his chest, and he looked at Ozaki Koyo from a strange angle, and opened and closed his thin mouth to ask her.

"...There is nothing to pay attention to. Drink more soda and eat more...egg yolk dumplings."

Koyo Ozaki said with a complex expression the recipes of the first few patients, and then added a soda.

God bless the carbonic acid to refill his brain, amen.

"Ding, game time is over. 』

Yosano Akiko breathed a sigh of relief when the speakers hanging from the ceiling began to sound again... her corner play could finally end.

"The game data is being settled... the player, Yosano Akiko, the player Ozaki Momiji, and 5 patients are being treated, the cure rate is 100%, and the plot advancement rate is 100%..."

He smiled at Yosano Skeleton and Ozaki Momiji.

Well, it looks like they've done a pretty good job, don't they?It seems that the game can be passed smoothly.

However, the system's next sentence made the expressions of both of them freeze at the same time.

"...Consultation fee collection: 0 yuan. 』

"Comprehensive evaluation... 59 points. 』

Yosano Akiko: ...?

Ozaki Momiji: ...?

As doctors, do they still have to collect the money in person? !

"I'm very sorry, player, Yosano Akiko, player Ozaki Koyo..."

"game over"