The Handmade Blogger's Guide to Salvation

Chuya Nakahara and Atsushi Nakajima were trapped in the amusement park because they beheaded important NPCs at the last moment. Osamu Dazai and Yanagi Hirotsu were "wrapped dumplings" because of their gluttony. The powerful two groups were cut off from the horse.

Just terrifying.

Will the remaining two groups... survive?

Yosano Akiko and Ozaki Koyo looked at each other, and smiled politely at each other.

Although in the hostile camp, there is no blood feud with Yosano Akiko and Ozaki Koye, and Ozaki Koye was once captured to the Armed Detective Agency, and unexpectedly had a good talk with Yosano Akiko, and Ozaki Koye did not need to be with a powerful The doctor had a falling out.

"Putting us into a group... is human enough." Koye Ozaki was quite satisfied, she shook hands with Akiko Yosano lazily, "Please advise, we now have a common goal."

In a separate group with the doctor, Koyo Ozaki is in a better mood.

"Okay, no problem, let's work together to kill the Sha/bi who sent us here." Yosano Akiko's character is also very straightforward.

The two women reached a consensus, and then they began to look around...

In front of them is a hospital.

This hospital looked old, the walls of the outer building were even a little cracked, and it was deserted, Koyo Ozaki couldn't even feel the slightest popularity inside.

But the next moment, a mechanical sound came from the broadcast speaker, startling the two of them.

"Welcome players, Akiko Yosano and Koyo Ozaki to the game scene of "Hospital Simulator"! 』

Oh, so the game is called Hospital Simulator?That's really... wonderful.

Koyo Ozaki turned her head to look at Akiko Yosano, just in time to see the corners of her mouth slightly curved.

Although Yosano Akiko's characteristic is "Please don't die" that can bring dying people back to life, she is also excellent in medical professionalism.

If Yosano Akiko had chosen to stay and work in the hospital, he would have definitely become a medical master.

Even now, it is more than enough to manage a hospital... It's just that I haven't had an operation for a long time, so it's probably... a little unfamiliar.

do not mind the details.

"Testing the medical literacy of the player and Yosano Akiko 87/100, the player Ozaki Momiji's medical literacy 3/100, the game method is being generated..."

Koyo Ozaki has no doubts about her medical literacy as "3", but Yosano Akiko raised her eyebrows inexplicably when she heard that she was only 87.

"Yoshino Akiko obtained the status of "mentor", and Ozaki Koyo obtained the status of "intern". They are not allowed to intervene in the diagnosis and operation of patients, and can only guide them with gestures..."

Yosano Akiko and Ozaki Koyo were dumbfounded by this weird game rule.

Yosano Akiko, who knows medical skills, can't speak, can't touch patients... he can only use gestures to let Koyo Ozaki make a diagnosis!

How can you play "You Draw, I Guess" like this?

This level of outrageousness almost caught up with Xuansi's pulse diagnosis!

But the next moment, the two of them were transported to the internal department of the hospital, and Ozaki Koyo instantly had a white coat on her body, and she sat on a chair in a daze.

And Yosano Akiko found that... something seemed wrong with her.

Yosano Akiko felt that she was much lighter all of a sudden, her body was light, her clothes were gone, and her head was a little cold. She wanted to speak, but what she said was "click, click..."

She became a skeleton placed in the corner of the department.

Yosano Akiko: "..."

Why can't she talk? She doesn't even have her vocal cords. What can she say?

But...she seems to be able to move!

Thinking this way, he stood in the corner with Yosano Akiko, waving his hands at Koyo Ozaki who was sitting on the chair.

Ozaki Koye was taken aback for a moment, and his face turned pale in an instant.

No, no!Even though Momiji Ozaki is courageous, even though Momiji Ozaki knows that this skeleton is transformed from Akiko Yosano, she still can't stand it emotionally!

Who can resist this!

Suddenly, there was a knock on the door.

A patient came in, and when he saw someone coming in, Ozaki Koyo immediately sat upright and assumed the posture of a doctor, ready to start the diagnosis, and Yosano Skull did not move.

"Doctor, help me find out what's wrong with my nose. I don't have a cold, allergies, or rhinitis, but I just don't breathe."

As soon as the middle-aged man sat down, he began to complain to Koyo Ozaki in a muffled voice. It really sounded like he had a serious nasal congestion.

"...A few days ago I was passing by Hong Kong and Heilongjiang and saw a man with a huge buttock flying into the sky. I was so scared that he hit a tree and broke his nose. After the nosebleed stopped, he couldn't breathe."

Koye Ozaki: "..." She was speechless for a few seconds when she heard the reason for the patient's illness.

Is there a reason for his illness and Hong Kong gangsters? !

"Don't worry, I'll think about it first."

After Koyo Ozaki finished speaking, she had a sympathetic expression on her face, she seemed to be in deep thought, but in fact she glanced calmly at Yosano Skull behind her.

And Xie Ye Skeleton gave the answer in less than a second.

The skeleton in the corner moved, then raised his arm strangely, making a gesture of "take medicine".

Koyo Ozaki understood, "No need for injections, I'll open a bottle of medicine for you." She lowered her head and began to write in handwriting that no one could understand.

A child can be taught, and Xie Yekuku couldn't help but nodded in appreciation... although it looked like he was moving his cervical spine up and down.

For this degree of nasal congestion, just open a bottle of pordinade spray.

The prescription was quickly prepared in his mind, and Yosano Akiko stretched out his Nine Yin White Bone Claws, ready to gesture to Ozaki Koyo.

...and then froze in place.

Here comes the question, how should the term "Pordinated Nasal Spray" be expressed in sign language?

Yosano Akiko, who has always been assertive, was dumbfounded for the first time, but nothing could be seen from her empty eye sockets, and she was still incomparably deep and indifferent.

Indifferently, Ozaki Koye glanced at Yosano Akiko uneasily, feeling that her motion of staying still...is it also a kind of reminder?

It means letting her go and do it, right?

That's right, it's just a stuffy nose, but it's actually not a big problem.Thinking of this, Koyo Ozaki began to boldly open the cabinet, ready to treat the patient.

"I'm really sorry for you, doctor. I don't know what happened today. You just opened the door here, and you didn't even open the prescription downstairs." The patient chattered endlessly, but he didn't notice that Ozaki Koyo listened to him every word. go.

I also didn't find Koye Ozaki who was dumbfounded after opening the medicine cabinet.

What are these...? !

Looking at a cabinet of medicines with uncommon names, Koye Ozaki realized that he seemed to think things too simply.

Koyo Ozaki couldn't help but peeked at Yosano Akiko again, and the skeleton... still didn't move.

Yosano Akiko admitted it, but she just couldn't do it, even if she was stupid, she would admit it.

She can guarantee that even if Edogawa Ranpo is thrown here today, it is impossible to draw the word Bordined Nasal Spray by hand.

But Koye Ozaki was also in a difficult situation, and when she was in a difficult situation, her eyes fell on... a bottle of Coke in the cabinet.

There seems to be a personal belongings cabinet next to the medicine cabinet, so a bottle of Coke is not incomprehensible.

But he saved Ozaki Koye's field.

"But... Coke?" The patient couldn't believe it when he saw Koyo Ozaki handing him the Coke.

What does it mean?Stop prescribing medicine?

The patient has a ten-year-old daughter who likes to drink carbonated drinks. Before coming to the hospital today, he scolded her for stealing Coke.

So what does this mean?

The patient was just about to continue asking questions, but Koyo Ozaki suddenly lifted the white coat, took out a pack of... Mentos from the pocket of the kimono inside, and handed it to the patient together.

"Then I thought about it, maybe physical therapy would be more effective."

Koye Ozaki said something solemnly, and her natural leadership temperament gave her strong confidence, which made the patient bluffed at once.

"Ah... this is a good thing. The medicine is three-point poisonous. It would be best not to prescribe medicine."

This Dr. W is not bad, and the patients he sent are quite understanding.

"You just need to drink Coke next... Are you ready?" Ozaki Momiji asked, and he was already preparing to twist the cap of the Coke bottle.

The patient froze for a moment, nodded subconsciously, and was still wondering why he needed to ask him if he was ready to drink Coke...he saw Ozaki Hongye move.

Koyo Ozaki picked off the cap of the Mentos bottle with her thumb, and poured it into the Coke bottle in one go!

A second later, the mouth of the Coke bottle was stuffed into the patient's mouth.

She moved with Xie Ye's skeleton, and she slowly raised her paw to cover her empty eye sockets.

However, the patient has no chance to cover the mouth of the Coke bottle.

Whether it was the patient, Ozaki Koyo, or Yosano Akiko, they witnessed the word "turbulent" for the first time, because they saw that the next second, Coke, which had no place to rest, shot out from the patient's nostrils!

A wild human fountain appears!

...and it was spraying Coke through one nostril. It seems that this patient's nasal congestion is really serious!

Seeing this scene, Koyo Ozaki gritted her teeth, and then pinched the body of the Coke bottle. In an instant, greater water pressure sprayed out, and the nostrils that had been stagnant for a long time finally began to spray Coke!

Yosano Akiko was dumbfounded.

This...is this Mori Ogai's subordinate? !

This bold and reckless style, this unrestrained imagination, this way of prescribing medicine at will... If Ozaki Koyo hadn't been rated as a medical literacy of only 3 at the beginning, then she would really think that Ozaki Koyo is Mori Ogai's closed disciple!

Finally, the human fountain stopped spraying Coke.

The patient coughed hard a few times, then took a deep breath—followed by surprise!

"Doctor! Doctor, my nose is ventilated doctor, your method really works!"

It was probably the first time for the patient to see this kind of treatment, so he was very excited. He even took a step forward and grabbed Koyo Ozaki's hand.

"By the way, doctor, do I need to avoid food when I go home? Are there any dietary precautions?"

Koye Ozaki glanced at the corner, and shook his skull with Yosano's skull.

"No, meat, egg and milk are your arrangements, just eat more nutritious ones." Ozaki Koye replied.

The patient nodded, left the fee, and muttered to himself as he walked.

"Meat, eggs, milk...how about I go to the Q version farm and order some egg yolk meat dumplings."