The Handmade Blogger's Guide to Salvation

"Eggs and duck eggs are used up?"Big crisis!Players must find a way to let the hen lay eggs and solve the crisis within 5 minutes, otherwise the mission will fail directly. 』

"The countdown begins! 4:59...4:58...』

Only for 5 minutes?Even if the time for the hen to lay eggs is short, it is impossible to give it only 5 minutes, right?

Q version of the farm: I don't want you to think, I want me to think.

"Hurry up and think of a way, Dazai—" Before Hirotsu Yoshino could finish speaking, Dazai gave him a push with confidence.

"Let the hen lay eggs, please!"

Osamu Dazai shook the pot so quickly that Hirotsu Yanagi was stunned, and then a burst of anger from anxiety broke out.

I can go to yours!

You say lay eggs and lay eggs?He Guangjin Liulang is not the God of Hens, what do you want him to do?

"Oh my god, it's so simple." Osamu Dazai couldn't help pointing when he saw Hirotsu Liulang in a daze, "Do you know what is the key to making birds go into estrus and lay eggs?"

Guangjin Liulang was startled, then shook his head.

He really doesn't know much about it.

"It's courtship behavior." Osamu Dazai looks like the best-looking male teacher you've ever seen, "You have to imitate male chickens and ducks, and perform courtship moves and courtship dances for these hens , in order to increase the estrogen of the hen, thereby accelerating the production of eggs."

Osamu Dazai swears by popular science, Hirotsu Ryuunami looks at his swearing expression... almost believes it!

Over the past few years, Osamu Dazai's train driving skills have improved, ah, he just uses his mouth to drive the train...

If it wasn't for Guangjin Liulang's age and knowledge, maybe he would really believe it!

"Besides, you are the only candidate." Osamu Dazai pointed to Hirotsu Liulang...'s buttocks, "Birds only look at their tail feathers, and only you are the most suitable."

Although Miss Loach Bill's operation failed, but at least half of it was done, so it is still very effective. Guangjin Liulang's buttocks can actually be compared with Kadaishan, but since then Guangjin Liulang has started Wearing a large coat, few people know that there is such a proud figure hidden under his clothes.

But Osamu Dazai exposed his shortcomings, which made Hirotsu Yanagi very angry.

Dance the courtship dance to the hens?Thank you for being able to say it!

However, Dazai Osamu slipped away before Hirotsu Liulang's questioning, and all the Zongzi monsters in front of him were lined up in front of him.

Leaving Guangjin Liulang alone, he was dumbfounded.

He turned and stared at a group of hens in small steel helmets.

Hen: Cuckoo, cuckoo...

Duck: quack?

Guangjin Liulang turned his head, and stared at each other for a while with a bunch of meat dumplings waiting to be filled with egg yolks. The first few dumplings couldn't wait any longer, and began to take off their clothes, revealing the meaty white meat with distinct grains inside. Fat body.

Guangjin Liulang: Stare at——

Meat Zongzi: Woohoo~

Ah... is this the sound of meat zongzi?

What can Guangjin Liulang do? He held his trembling hands, gritted his teeth, stamped his feet, and then made up his mind...

let's jump.

He went all out today.

Guangjin Liulang began to face the hen and the duck very stiffly... twisting his fart/butt.

The movements are stiff, without rhythm, and very single, but this is already the limit of Guangjin Liulang.

Because he danced with his back to the hen and duck, Guangjin Liulang couldn't see their expressions, but the rice dumplings were in the position facing Guangjin Liulang.

Therefore, Guangjin Liulang, who danced with his back to the hen, saw the meat dumplings gradually change from confusion to horrified peas eyes.

Aru was scared to death, what is this human being doing!

He lap danced to the hen!

Even the zongzi who took off his clothes and belts at the front was stunned, and quickly wrapped his zongzi leaves tightly, staring at him with BT eyes, for fear that Guangjin Liulang would see the fragrant white glutinous rice body inside.

Guangjin Liulang: "..."

To be honest, Mr. Guangjin Liulang felt very humiliated.How can it be more unbearable to be despised by meat dumplings than the contempt of humans?

At least he jumped to show his subordinates, and his subordinates would not show such undisguised surprise and contempt to him.

At most, it's just a little bit of internal injury, um.

However, after Guangjin Liulang danced for a while, he found that something seemed wrong.

How come the hen and the duck haven't laid eggs yet?These 5 minutes will pass soon, hey!

A drop of sweat slid down Guangjin Liulang's face, because there were many wrinkles, the sweat sliding on his face was like an obstacle race, and it fell to his chin after overcoming thousands of mountains and rivers, but Guangjin Liulang had no chance to wipe.

He just wanted to question those hens and ducks.

you,

why,

Don't lay eggs yet!

Until the end, Guangjin Liulang couldn't help it, he still turned his head, wanting to see if the hens had worked so hard to drop their eggs!

However, when he turned his head, what he saw was an empty chicken coop!

How is this... oh oh, he was wrong.

All the hens and ducks huddled in the darkest corners of the coop, shivering and cooing softly.

One of the middle-aged female chickens stretched out its wings and covered the eyes of the Huaichun girl chicken next to it!

Don't let the big girl with yellow flowers see this kind of scene googling!

The child will not be able to get married, Gu Gu!Googoo that will rot your eyes! !

But the big girl chicken with yellow flowers obviously didn't understand her mother's good intentions. Although she was very scared, her round eyes kept looking out from the wings of the middle-aged woman chicken.

What about that expression...

It's probably the expression on your face when you first saw the spirited guys line up in a triangular line and dance social shake.

What an eye opener for chickens.

Let me ask, under such circumstances, who can hatch eggs with peace of mind? !If a group of spirited guys are arranged around the delivery room to shake pot heads and dance social shakes, even experienced pregnant women will find it difficult to give birth.

Pregnant women find it easy, but fetuses find it difficult. They definitely don't want to be born in this kind of world!

And the hens feel the same way.

Ah, but an egg yolk rice dumpling called Didi in the hostile camp laid eggs... just wrapped the egg yolk, but it was not wrapped tightly. After watching Guangjin Liulang dance, the egg yolk fell out with a puff.

It's the same reason that a person who has diarrhea and diarrhea can't hold back and farts and loses everything.

However, after the awkward rice dumpling got into the taxi with the egg yolk in its arms, Osamu Dazai finally arrived late!

Guangjin Liulang glanced at the time, 4 minutes and 57 seconds had passed, and there were 5 seconds left in 3 minutes.

"Ah...Mr. Hirotsu has worked hard, let's continue to work."

Osamu Dazai heard his voice before he saw anyone, and startled the irritable meat dumplings, hens and ducks around him.

One of the female ducks was so frightened that she puffed and laid an egg!

Guangjin Liulang: "..."

Why is the effect of Osamu Dazai's words better than that of his hip-twist dance for 4 minutes and 57 seconds? !This unscientific!

But Osamu Dazai didn't know about this, he hurried over, looked at the egg in the egg trough, and was surprised.

"Hey, it actually works?"

Hearing Dazai Osamu's words, Hirotsu Yanagi, who was excellent in Chinese, sensed something was wrong.

Co-author, you have no hope at all!

"But it doesn't matter, I found the egg." Dazai Osamu magically pushed out a small cart from behind, which was full of various eggs and duck eggs.

Only then did Guangjin Liulang realize that Dazai Osamu, who was well-dressed before, is now covered in chicken feathers.

"I sneaked to the back of the farm, and sure enough, I found a lot of scattered chicken coops and duck coops, and these eggs were found in them."

Osamu Dazai lowered his voice and explained to Hirotsu Yanagi.

First of all, as a children's game, since Dr. W seems to act according to the rules, there must be a way to clear this farm game.

That's why Osamu Dazai came up with such a way to let Hirotsu Liulang stay here to attract the attention of the enemy, and he ran to the back to get all the eggs in one pot.

Guangjin Liulang: "..."

What else can he say, you are really good.

"Wait, then why did you ask me to dance? I can obviously do other things to distract them!" Hirotsu Liunang almost let Osamu Dazai fool him, but just now, he saw the middle-aged woman who was so vigilant. With a look in his eyes, he remembered it instantly, and then began to question Osamu Dazai.

This stunned the latter, and then Osamu Dazai touched his head and opened his eyes innocently, "You have wronged me, but I didn't say anything."

Facing Guangjin Liunang, Osamu Dazai didn't even bother to find a reason, which made Guangjin Liunang very annoyed.

You, a person in your 20s, have a worse memory than him!Besides, this is what happened within one chapter!You swipe your finger, and you can see what you said before when you swipe to the top!

"Ahem, I don't think it's necessary to waste this effort." Osamu Dazai squinted his eyes and smiled, "Maybe some readers read the text in the page-turning mode. Wouldn't it be troublesome to turn back?"

No, I think they should be more than happy to call out your lies.

However, next, another round of extremely harmonious daily life of making rice dumplings began. It was still Osamu Dazai who separated the egg white and the yolk, while Hirotsu Liunami reluctantly helped.

It's just that after each zongzi received the egg yolk, they would glance at Guangjin Liulang very secretly, that subtle look, that feeling... how to describe it?

Probably the sentiment of "watching monkeys in civilization".

And on this point, Zongzi and Hen, who are enemies, have reached a consensus on this point.

Although they are of different races, their behavior towards BT is still consistent with the outside world.

Dazai Osamu couldn't control the black face of Hirotsu Yanagi next to him, he concentrated on his work, and gradually became proficient at separating egg white and egg yolk, looking like a pastry chef!

He is such a person. When he was in Hong Kong, he used to learn how to make tofu for a long time in order to unlock the excellent death method of "crashing to death on tofu"!

The same is true for separating egg whites and egg yolks.

So, when Osamu Dazai stretched his hand into the egg trough and felt empty again, he realized something was wrong.

Wait, why are you running out of eggs again?This is not right, this kind of game cannot play the same routine.

There are still two zongzi left in front of him!

"Drip, player Osamu Dazai and player Hirotsu Yanagi failed to pass the level, please accept the punishment!" 』

The last two meat dumplings waited and waited for the egg yolk, and when they saw the empty egg trough, they started to cry in a daze. Tsuryanagi and Osamu Dazai rushed over!

Immediately afterwards, they took off their zong leaves, and sucked Guangjin Liulang and the others in like absorbing egg yolk!

At this moment, Osamu Dazai remembered it in a daze.

Before the game starts...

It looks like I drank two eggs.