The Handmade Blogger's Guide to Salvation

"Tanji...Tanjiro." Zuhira Inosuke's voice trembled, "I'll tell you a secret, don't tell anyone."

Tanjiro Kamado's eyes darkened, and he lowered his voice calmly, "I'm listening, you tell me."

"I'm telling you... the woman at the foot of the mountain..." Zuhira Inosuke gritted his teeth, "It's a tiger!"

Kamado Tanjiro: "..."

This kind of thing... this kind of thing...

Isn't it obvious? !

At this very moment, three boys, Tanjiro Kamado, my wife Zenitsu, and Inosuke Zuihei, who had put on men's clothing again, were kneeling in the middle like quails.

And next to it...all women.

Whole, yes, female, human!

Some bejeweled women.

No, the person sitting on the right seat was obviously a ghost. Tanjirou Kamado managed to smell the strong ghost of Rakuhime, who belonged to the land of the first string, through his nose through various mixed perfumes.

Why would a ghost sit with a group of female humans without any sense of disobedience?And it seems that they are talking and laughing, and the atmosphere is very harmonious.

Zamon Tanjirou couldn't help raising his eyes, and looked up at Rakuhime, the gloomy aura coming to his face made him frown.

Just appearing in the crowd unabashedly like this is how confident he is in his own strength!

Damn it, I can't do it now!After the surrounding humans are gone, he must kill the evil spirits——

"Yo, what's wrong with this 'little handsome guy'? Frowning, who bullied you?"

A carrot-like finger with 5 rings reached under Kamado Tanjiro's neck, and then lifted his chin. Kamado Tanjiro shuddered and looked at the woman next to him blankly.

A woman who weighs almost 200 pounds.

Her facial features are all crowded together, she is wearing jewelry all over her body, she can't wait to dress up every strand of hair, she stares at Tanjirou Kamado, her eyes that are almost drowned by fat reveal a joke.

"Is it the handsome guy—or the pretty girl?"

Tanjiro Kamado, who is only 15 years old, and the others don't know much about the world. They don't know that they are surrounded by rich women at this very moment.

"Of course we're boys."

Kamado Tanjiro retorted immediately subconsciously, but obviously, he realized belatedly because of Mr. Bill's extremely successful cosmetology, they look exactly like women disguised as men.

"There's no evidence for what you say, you have to find a way to prove that you are a boy,"

Another rich woman has spoken!This woman who was also covered in jewels seemed to make a pertinent suggestion, but my wife Shanyi frowned immediately, and he heard full of malice from her words.

But...to prove that he is a boy?

How easy is this?

Zuhira Inosuke couldn't sit still immediately, he stood up with a bang, and began to pull his pants under the eyes of everyone.

Mr. Bill just gave them a woman's appearance and body shape, but the most important thing was not lost!

Thinking of this, Zuhira Inosuke tugged on his pants again.

Then found out——

Can't tear it off.

What's going on?Zuihei Inosuke was a little confused. You must know that he was wearing clothes when he first joined the ghost killing team, but because he often broke his clothes when killing ghosts, he was shirtless... If the top is fine, why not the pants?

"Inosuke, pants are really not allowed." This question can be answered not only by Kamado Tanjiro and the others, but also by the rich woman on the opposite side and Rikakuhime who is sitting in the C seat.

"Because...Jin/Jiang doesn't allow it."

Mouth Inosuke: "...".

The force majeure from the upper-level narrator is invincible, Zuihei Inosuke immediately sat down again obediently, and never mentioned the matter of tearing his pants again.

"However, showing masculinity is more than just taking off your pants." Another rich woman hypocritically suggested, "I heard that boys can drink water on their heads. Can you try it?"

Stand on your head... drink water?

"What a ghost standing upside down!" the country bumpkin Tanjiro Zamon turned his head to look at my wife Zenitsu with a dazed face, and heard him make complaints as soon as he opened his mouth.

"Why haven't I heard that boys can have this skill? Do you rich women have some misunderstandings about boys! There must be some misunderstandings?!"

Zamon Tanjirou hurriedly teased my wife, Zenitsu, "Okay, don't expose...it sounds simple, let me do it."

It's just drinking water upside down... It doesn't sound like a big deal, but before Tanjiro Kamado came to carry out the mission, he conducted devil training in Butterfly Ninja's Butterfly House, no matter which one is easier than drinking water upside down.

The next moment, a gold-encrusted cup was brought up.Kamado Tanjiro moved his wrist and ankle, and he succeeded in a handstand with a single effort of both hands, without even using force.

"Yo, the little girl is good at kung fu."

"It is indeed possible, but unfortunately it is not a..."

The rich women who were watching applauded and gave out unanimous praise, but it seemed...they still didn't think Tanjiro Kamado was a man.

Kamado Tanjiro felt very relaxed, if his brain was not congested, he could even stand like this for an entire afternoon.

At this time, the maid brought water under his face, Kamado Tanjiro leaned over, and put his mouth close to the water cup...

Gollum Gollum Gollum Gollum...

Kamado Tanjiro: "????"

He found that he...couldn't even take a sip!He got rid of gravity and stood upside down, but the water didn't!

Drinking Water stubbornly rejected Kamado Tanjiro's suggestion to piss Newton to death together and get rid of gravity together, and smeared Kamado Tanjiro's face in retaliation.

At this moment, Kamado Tanjiro realized belatedly, drinking water while standing upside down... the difficulty is not standing upside down.

Instead drink water.

"Can you do it, we're in a hurry."

"Go home and get married, little girl, this Vanity Fair is not something you can come to whenever you want."

"I can only give the last 5 minutes~"

The rich women were leaning on the sofa chairs, eating grapes, watching onlookers, and making jokes.

However, Lu Luoji, who was sitting on the C seat, suddenly sat up straight, and she switched legs and stood up.

"It's not easy for you to get to this point." She sighed pretentiously, "Well, I'm a woman after all, I have a soft heart, and I love my children... Let's change to another challenge."

Relentless?Feeling sorry for the child?

The wealthy women in the audience nodded their heads in agreement, but Tanjiro Kamado, my wife Zenitsu, and Inosuke Zuihei, who had confirmed the identity of Kazuhime Kazururiku, just wanted to roll their eyes.

You, a senior senior six-star ghost who has worked hard to reach the position of Shangxian Lu, actually say that you are soft-hearted?

That Yuya Shikio is probably a living Bodhisattva descended to earth!

"So, I'm learning something called "Yoga" from foreign countries recently. If you follow me and do a few moves, if you can do it, I will consider you a boy."

It sounds... not difficult?

Zuhira Inosuke glanced at Tanjirou Kamado who was covered in water behind him, then at my wife Zenitsu who was trembling, and simply raised his hand, "I'll do it!"

It can be done, it can't be done...

Just fuck her!Zuihei Inosuke didn't want to wear Kamado Tanjirou's tight little clothes for a long time.

Then, Lu Luoji, the Winding String, put down the red wine glass in her hand, stretched her body slightly, and posed a...

"Duck sitting" posture.

Zuihei Inosuke: "..."

That's it?

That's it? !

That's it? ! !

Zuihei Inosuke sneered.

Then, without preparing anything, he just sat down carelessly.

As a result, he squatted in mid-air in a non-Newtonian posture.

Zuihei Inosuke: "...?"

He squatted down again in disbelief, but he still didn't squat down, and the pants Tanjiro Kamado lent him made a sound of being overwhelmed.

Inosuke Hirai, who is born with soft bones, can actually do this move. Even in his self-created Breath of the Beast, there is a move that needs to dislocate all the bones in the arm, but Tanjiro's pants tell him not to do it. You can not.

"Come on, Inosuke!" My wife Zenitsu cheered in a low voice, he glanced at his trousers worriedly, and felt that the situation was not good.

Tanjiro Kamado's pants were about to be torn, but for some unknown reason, they stretched until now, and Inosuke Zuihei's duck sitting was only 5 centimeters away from actually sitting down!It can be said that as long as the pants are torn, he can finish it immediately! !

"I seem to understand a little bit." My wife Zenitsu thought thoughtfully, "It couldn't be easier to tear a pair of pants with the strength of Zuihei Inosuke."

So, what really stops the mouth Hei Inosuke?

... It is Jin/Jiang who will not allow it!

Duck sitting wants pants to be broken, JJ Harmony won't let pants be broken, and Duck sitting insists on pants, but JJ Harmony won't let pants be broken!

So, Zuihei Inosuke is currently in... Schrödinger's duck sitting state!

Or is there another reason?Do you think the men's trousers that Taoyuan Nana bought from the ██ discount store when shopping are really of such good quality that they can withstand the toss of Hei Inosuke?

"forget it."

Finally, Lu Luoji, who was sitting in the middle of the string, had had enough of watching the show. She lazily got up, stepped on her high heels and walked up to Zuihei Inosuke, and then lifted Zuhei Inosuke's chin with her fingers, forcing him to show his beautiful good face.

"Little girl, don't think that if those men come into my house, they can really live a good life."

In an instant, the aura belonging to the ghost of Kazuru unscrupulously oppressed Zuhira Inosuke!

It was the first time for the three of them to see the ghost who was on the string before when Xing Shoulang from Purgatory fought against Yiwozuo. Even the ghost energy leaking out from the surroundings made the three of them unable to move, not to mention Lu Luoji who was directly on the string this time!

"Let me ask you, every time you see those men, send them to me."

"Then when did you meet..." Luo Ji moved lightly, her slender fingers provocatively moved from the mouth of Inosuke's chin to his neck, and then slowly moved to his back.

"Have you ever seen them go out from me?"

There is no back and forth, really there is no back and forth!

Presumably, behind this magnificent flower street, in the dry well in the backyard full of weeds, there must be a lot of bones piled up layer by layer.

"bump--!!"

Suddenly, there was a loud noise!The push-pull door in the Japanese room was violently pushed open!

A tall silhouette slowly approached, and then, the handsome face of Yinzhu Yumao Tianyuan finally appeared in front of everyone's eyes.

"Ha, you asked me where they went?" The arrogant male voice seemed not to be affected by the coercion of Shangxianzhilu in the slightest, and Yinzhu Yumao Tianyuan mercilessly opened fire at Luo Ji hate!

White light flashes!

White light flashes twice!

White light flashes three times!

Yinzhu Yumao Tianyuan's Yushen Knife disintegrated into four pieces, and three of the Yushen Knife pieces became sharp shurikens, which cut the ghost's neck!

Spike!

Yuhao Tianyuan's battle against Shangxianzhilu...it was an instant kill!

At this time, Yu Mao Tianyuan belatedly remembered that his three cheap men came down, but only found two of them.

"Where's Kamado Tanjirou? Why are you two here?"

My wife Shanyi pointed at the back of Yumao Tianyuan dumbfounded.

Behind him, the sliding door that was forced to "pull open" crashed to the ground, exposing the Kamado Tanjiro who was forced into the wall by violence, and kept standing upside down.

Sound column: "..."

Oh hoo, it's over!

He turned his head, as if he didn't see Kamado Tanjiro, and then pointed at Hei Inosuke in surprise.

"Why aren't your pants torn?!"