The Handmade Blogger's Guide to Salvation

This seems to be a playground packed into the stomach, with red clouds in the sky and red floor tiles on the ground, which are soft to step on.

This place seems to be a deserted playground. The paint on the amusement facilities is seriously peeled off, rusty, and a layer of yellowish secretions hangs on it, giving off a strange smell that is neither bad nor fragrant.

Slightly... a little gross.

The whole playground looked as if it was dead, lifeless, neither the so-called visceral baby nor the lake monster.

"No, listen carefully."

Atsushi Nakajima, who has the sense of beast hearing, noticed something was wrong, "Listen carefully, it seems that something is coming screaming!"

After finishing speaking, Atsushi Nakajima's eyes immediately turned into yellow vertical pupils like beasts, staring vigilantly at the location of the sound coming from afar.

Then, Nakahara also noticed that Atsushi Nakajima's face changed, he seemed to pause suddenly, and then his expression gradually became more subtle.

"Come... come!"

This sentence made Zhong Yuanzhong a little confused, what happened?

Immediately afterwards, even Zhongyuan Zhong also heard the sound from far to near.

How to describe it... In short, it sounds like Mamoru Miyano quit his job and screamed like SpongeBob SquarePants on the Bungo Stray Dogs set.

However, it was Osamu Dazai's voice!

Nakahara also stood on tiptoe, held the hat with one hand and stretched his neck to look at the source of the sound, and then a scene that he will never forget was forever engraved in his mind——

A tongue ran towards him!

That's right, a tongue that grew out of noodle legs, slobbering non-stop, also rushed towards Zhong Yuanzhong!

"Ding, found Osamu Dazai's tongue! 』

Nakajima Atsushi unconsciously hid behind Nakahara Chuya, as if he wanted to escape everything, but the yellow animal pupils made him see very clearly!

Just like Yu Shenshema met Atsushi Nakajima for the first time and jokingly called him "Leuwenhoek", he pointed to the tongue uncontrollably, "Look, there is actually a vocal cord attached to it! "

"Ding, I found Osamu Dazai's vocal cords! 』

Nakahara Chuya: "..."

He didn't want to know these details at all!

In just a flash of divine effort, that huge tongue and that vocal cord were almost running in front of him!

Subconsciously, Zhong Yuanzhong also used his own supernatural ability, which can control the gravity of objects, for example, he can use supernatural power to keep the tongue that drools away from him.

However... it failed.

The blue light representing supernatural powers disappeared without a trace when it touched the tongue!And Zhongyuan Zhong also watched the tongue getting closer and closer to him...

"Crack!"

Nakahara Chuya and Dazai Osamu's tongue had zero-distance intimate contact.

Time seemed to stand still.

Zhong Yuanzhong also felt that he was wrapped in a kind of sticky soft flesh, and a kind of scalp-numbing nausea spread wildly from the tailbone, but the tongue still moved without winking.

Osamu Dazai's Tongue: "prprprpr"

Osamu Dazai's vocal cord: "Wuhu!"

Oh, there is also the vocal cords without winking, I missed it just now.

Atsushi Nakajima coughed crazily, just because the "oh hoo" from a certain vocal cord just now was so contagious, even he couldn't help being moved just now, and almost "oh hoo" out loud.

"Damn it, stay away from me!"

Zhong Yuan, who couldn't bear it any longer, took out a portable and exquisite noise-cancelling weapon from his waist, and said "touch! touch" twice to his tongue!

"No... no!" Nakajima Atsushi reacted, and flew forward to shoot Nakahara Chuya's weapon.

Because of Atsushi Nakajima's obstruction, Chuya Nakahara's third bullet missed, which made him push Atsushi Nakajima angrily, "What are you doing, you don't really think that Osamu Dazai will grow up like this Big tongue, huh?"

No one has proved whether these curious gadgets are Dazai's organs, but Atsushi Nakajima dare not bet and can only do his best to protect them.

"Our opponent is Dr. Wondertainment, and the goal now is to pass the level from here, never to harm these organs, Mr. Nakahara Chuya, please be sober!"

Atsushi Nakajima feared Nakahara Chuya at first, but facing Dazai, everyone is equal, and Nakahara Chuya without supernatural powers also made Atsushi Nakajima a little less afraid.

"...You have more chances of defeating Mr. Osamu Dazai. I guess you won't be bothered by the tasteless act of entering the body to beat the organs, right?"

Chuya Nakahara put down his weapon with a gloomy expression. He found that his initial idea was wrong—Atsushi Nakajima was not a good partner, not even Osamu Dazai.

If Osamu Dazai is beside him at this moment, then Nakahara Chu is quite looking forward to the scene where he has a face-to-face interview with his own organs.

Gee.

"There will be no next time." Zhong Yuanzhong also glanced at the tongue that was huddled in the corner and its coating had turned pale. "Next time, even if it is facing the main organs, I will not hold back my hands."

Being licked by Osamu Dazai, this kind of thing will definitely be wiped out in the dust of history, and it will never happen again!

However, Osamu Dazai didn't feel the slightest bit about his tongue being seriously injured, or the Dazai Osamu of this world didn't feel it.

However, in a world named after "if", Osamu Dazai, who became the leader of Hong Kong gangsters, suddenly stopped during the meeting.

...Oops, I bit my tongue!

And it bites deep!It seems that two canines attacked the tongue at the same time!

Dazai Zhizhi, the leader of Hong Kong gangsters, paused slightly, his throat moved up and down, and he swallowed the blood in his mouth calmly.

Since he was 6 years old, he has never bit his tongue again. This kind of disgusting thing cannot be seen by this group of soulless subordinates... It must be wiped out in the dust of history.

but……

Atsushi Nakajima, the "White Death God" with tiger eyes, found something was wrong with his leader. After he paused for a while, his eyes seemed to be watery, and he looked...as if he was being bullied and crying.

No no no... the idea is horrible!

Nakajima Atsushi said to himself in his heart, then he concentrated and continued to listen to the battle plan arranged by the leader.

As expected of the leader's battle plan, it is clear and clear, you can understand it at a glance, and you can win 100%!

I just don't know what's going on, but the leader seems to have a big tongue when he speaks.

…………

On this side, Chuya and the others finally saw the so-called "lake monster".

It is a humanoid creature that looks about one meter tall and wears a Tyrannosaurus rex doll costume, just like a doll NPC selling balloon popcorn in an amusement park.

... except that it is holding a chainsaw in its hand.

To be honest, it is very easy to deal with, this kind of mob, Zhongyuan Zhong also does not need to shoot, Nakajima Atsushi transformed into tiger claws, one claw can smash one.

It is literally "a child with one punch".

It's just... Osamu Dazai's organs were not saved because of this, but fell into a greater crisis.

Because Osamu Dazai's organs ran away in panic, they often put themselves in new dangers-such as Osamu Dazai's kidneys.

Kidneys, commonly known as kidneys, are unique and novel among human organs.

Among the many round organs, the waist is curved.

If there is a curvature, it means that it will be stuck, so Osamu Dazai's waist was very sadly stuck——

In the runway at the top of the roller coaster giant swing.

"Well, this is really difficult." Atsushi Nakajima set up a pergola, looking at the kidney on the runway, a little embarrassed.

Over the years, he has seen many cases of cats trapping themselves in trees, but... this is the first time Atsushi Nakajima has seen a kidney trap himself on a roller coaster track.

As expected of Mr. Osamu Dazai's kidney, it is as extraordinary as he himself!

"What should I do? I might not be able to reach it." Nakajima Atsushi looked at Nakahara Chuya with some embarrassment, and the latter simply glanced at the distance and snapped his fingers, "Come on, get in the car with me."

Zhong Yuanzhong is also more suitable to be an executor rather than a decision maker, so once he finds the target, he will suddenly become super reliable, so that his sentence "get in the car" sounds like he is going to take a Lamborghini Rolls Royce for a ride, but actually...

They got on that childish roller coaster.

"Wait, we can't drive this kind of car." Atsushi Nakajima looked at the roller coaster car with no steering wheel and only handrails, feeling a little uneasy, "It seems that the staff started it in the background."

Atsushi Nakajima, who has no childhood, has never ridden a roller coaster, and Nakahara, who also has no childhood, has never ridden a roller coaster...but he does know how to drive a roller coaster.

Another snap of the fingers, a coquettish red light of supernatural power appeared on the roller coaster, and then the roller coaster began to drive slowly on the track——

Atsushi Nakajima gripped the armrest nervously, and at the same time, he had a new concept of Chuya Nakahara's strength in his heart-it is best not to be an enemy of this person in this life.

Too strong, really too strong.

However, Atsushi Nakajima's performance made Nakahara Chuya sneer, "Why, you're still nervous on the roller coaster?"

This kind of thing that doesn't even leave the ground is enough to scare ordinary people. Why haven't these people with supernatural powers experienced it?

When Atsushi Nakajima was misunderstood, he just touched his nose in a good-tempered manner, then he rolled up his sleeves, and together with Nakahara Nakaya, they were ready to reach out and grab Dazai Osamu's waist when the roller coaster passed by.

Under the control of this gravity user, the roller coaster is getting closer and closer to the kidney!

In the end, Nakahara Chuya reached out and grabbed it!Although it is said that people who are not tall do not have long arms, but Zhongyuan Zhongye's superb physical skills make up for this weakness.

But the moment Zhongyuan Zhongye held this trembling waist in his arms, the roller coaster stopped. Without the blessing of Zhongyuan Zhongye's supernatural power, the only power of the roller coaster disappeared, and the only thing left was... Inertia.

No... no?

In the next second, the roller coaster started to reverse crazily!

This is different, Chuya Nakahara and Atsushi Nakajima are not afraid of heights, because they often use different abilities to rush on the road, but they are also ahead of the road. As for the crazy retreat, no one has experienced it!

So, I felt the scenery flickering by my side, and two continuous screams...resounded through the amusement park in a hopeless manner.

...It can be regarded as making up for the childhood of these two who were not frightened by roller coasters.

It's just... In the if world, a certain young leader who was setting up combat missions in front of the conference room suddenly let out a muffled grunt, shook his body and almost fell down.

Finally, Osamu Dazai, the leader of Hong Kong gangsters, couldn't hold back anymore, and raised his hand to touch the position of his...kidney. Just now he felt as if his kidney had been hugged fiercely!

And the next moment, a sudden cramp... Osamu Dazai finally fell down.

At the same time, the out-of-control roller coaster stopped, Atsushi Nakajima stretched out his hand, and subconsciously grabbed the "wire" in the playground.

It's just that this "wire" is a bit strange. Why did it twitch wildly when it was pulled by him with great force?