The Handmade Blogger's Guide to Salvation

Enemy Name:Dr.Wondertainment

Enemy Forces: Unknown except for the two Little Misters.

Our combat power: -2

Although a day has passed since the last chapter was updated, judging from the clock in the room, only half an hour has passed.

But that's in Antarctica!

"Excuse me..." Nakajima Atsushi said worriedly, wanting to ask Natsume Takashi how he could bring people back from Antarctica.

Unexpectedly, Ryunosuke Akutagawa spoke first.

"When will Mr. Dazai be released? It's been an hour...and Mr. Nakahara."

Akutagawa Ryunosuke, your last sentence was too deliberate!

Behind him, Hirotsu Yanagi and Ozaki Koyo covered their faces at the same time.

"They'll come back automatically in an hour...it's only been 32 minutes."

Takashi Natsume looked back at his watch, knowing that when Ryunosuke Akutagawa told him "an hour has passed", he was taken aback, thinking something was wrong.

...probably because of impatience?

But the object of Akutagawa Ryunosuke's anxiety is obviously Mr. Osamu Dazai on the other side, right?

The young Dr. Abundantia II drank tea calmly, and glanced at Ryunosuke Akutagawa again, feeling that the human heart is really amazing.

But maybe the cold wind from Antarctica woke them up the moment the portal opened, so everyone put away their contempt for the 15-year-old heir.

"At present, the enemy is in the dark, and I am in the light. There is nothing I can do about it... just don't worry, you should do your own thing step by step." Ozaki Koyo put forward his own suggestion.

This suggestion made Natsume Takashi feel guilty for a second.

Because he finished playing all the videos his father gave him, it has been updated for several days.

"But I won't make you wait too long, don't worry." Edogawa shrank back on the sofa, his thin body seemed to be swallowed up by the extremely soft sofa.

"All the crime locations of this Dr. W can be connected to form a circle, and the location of the center of the circle happens to be..."

Edogawa ran out his fingers and pointed to the floor.

"right here."

"The location has been exposed, so I speculate that if the W side reacts quickly enough, it should be able to attack him even before Abundantia II invites us to come."

This is very chilling... It can even be said that all their current actions have been seen by Dr. Wondertainment with a playful look like a cat teasing a mouse.

Suddenly, there was a knock on the door.

dong dong dong...

Akutagawa Ryunosuke stood up abruptly, he walked to the door nervously, and then looked over from the cat's eye...

"Hello, your courier has arrived."

Two strange men stood at the door and knocked on the door politely. Hearing their voices, Atsushi Nakajima sat up straight from the sofa, opened his mouth to the others, and silently mouthed: Two names came out.

This is the voice of Mr. Lost and Mr. Forgetful.

Atsushi Nakajima remembered them, he and Quan Jinghua were interviewed by these two people last time.

After a while, the door opened by itself.

"Although our approach is a little impolite..." Mr. Forgetful shrugged and apologized for opening the door without authorization, "but I think this is a very important express delivery for you."

The two little gentlemen moved away from their not-so-small bodies, revealing Chuya Nakahara and Osamu Dazai who were tied up behind them.

Ryunosuke Akutagawa & Atsushi Nakajima: "..."

Behind him, Koyo Ozaki, Akiko Yosano and the others covered their faces at the same time.

He was sent to Antarctica because of his own internal strife, but in the end he was sent back by the enemy. This kind of thing should definitely be engraved on the pillar of shame!

However, everyone thought that if the two hostages were to be released, a corresponding price would be required, but these two people didn't say a word, and directly pushed the two into the house, and pushed them to Akutagawa Ryunosuke's side.

Is it that simple to let people go?No other conditions?

Akutagawa Ryunosuke immediately wanted to take out the rag that was stuck in Dazai Osamu's mouth, but under Nakahara Chuya's death stare, Akutagawa Ryunosuke's hand abruptly turned a corner, and took Nakahara Chuya away. The rag in the mouth——Because it was tied back to back with Dazai Osamu, Nakahara couldn't use his own supernatural ability.

"Damn it, I'd rather be teleported to the South Pole with a toilet than be with this soul."

This was the first sentence that Zhongyuan Zhongye said after his mouth was liberated.

"Hey, where's my penguin meat just now?"

Akutagawa Ryunosuke untied it for Nakahara Chuya and immediately untied it for Dazai Osamu. This was his first sentence.

Hey, he looked like he was frozen stupid.

But the two little gentlemen obviously don't intend to be responsible for this, it would be good if someone brought it here for you, as for whether the brain fell to the South Pole...they don't care.

"I heard that Dr. Abundantia II is looking for Dr. W. To show our sincerity, we took the initiative to come here."

Mr. Lost bowed and saluted, "Here, I would like to invite everyone to experience the VR project invested by Dr. W. Please don't refuse."

After speaking, he slightly curled the corner of his mouth.

………………

Isabel Helga Anastasia Parvati Wondertainment V - the youngest Dr. W.

Although she received the traditional and conservative education of the fourth generation, she has to admit that modernization still fills her thinking, and her powerful ability makes her not satisfied with making simple toys. She has enough ambition and ability , stepped into a new field——

Chuya Nakahara woke up, and the first thing he saw was Atsushi Nakajima who was unconscious next to him.

"What is this place?"

Immediately, the memories before coma flooded into his mind like a tide, and he recalled the words of the two little gentlemen before——

"Next, everyone will enter our game area in groups of two. Only after clearing the level can you return to the real world."

"Good luck to everyone~"

Nakahara Chuya smacked his lips, and when he saw Atsushi Nakajima's face, he felt a little grateful.

Great, luckily not in the same group as the soul light mackerel.

Otherwise, he and Osamu Dazai might really die in Dr. Wondertainment's illusion due to internal strife.

As for Atsushi Nakajima, Nakahara also checked his information and got to know him a little bit from reality. He seems to be a very easy-going guy with good abilities and his fighting consciousness has also been cultivated by Osamu Dazai. It can be said that It's the best partner this time.

Nakahara is also very satisfied. He feels that the cooperation with Atsushi Nakajima must be very pleasant, and he will never engage in internal strife.

Thinking of this, Nakahara slapped Atsushi Nakajima on the face happily, waking him up, and then found the mission statement from a corner, and the two of them read it together.

You must first understand the task in order to better complete the task.

The mission statement was written on a sheepskin scroll, and when it was unfolded, there was an electronic screen inside. Two fingerprints appeared on the screen, and it seemed that it could only be used normally after being unlocked with palm prints.

This is quite understandable, Chuya Nakahara and Atsushi Nakajima pressed their palms on the left and right.

"Drip, please ask users A and B to recall the most dissolute person in their memory at the same time..."

It stands to reason that this kind of thing like the opening of the game, shouldn't you enter your name first?And here you actually ask to think of someone else's name?

And... a bohemian?

"Common character detected: Osamu Dazai"

"Welcome to Dr.Wondertainment's physiological knowledge playground!" 』

Physiological knowledge... playground?

Nakahara Chuya and Nakajima Atsushi looked at each other. Both of them can be said to be people without childhood, but have they never eaten pork or seen a pig run?How can it be impossible for the playground to be associated with such a super curious thing?

Also, what happened to the bohemian just now?Chuya Nakahara glanced at Atsushi Nakajima, and the latter looked away in a panic.

The conscience of heaven and earth, Atsushi Nakajima's first reaction was Osamu Dazai!

"Once upon a time, there were a bunch of happy little internal organs in the body of the wonderful human being Dazai Osamu. They lived carefree in Dazai Osamu's body and built a playground. 』

"However, the good times didn't last long. Their host, Dazai Osamu, was too slutty, and his body was invaded by the Venetian Lake monster!"Poor gut babies are in danger, two players to rescue them! 』

『Task Requirements: Defeat the Venetian Lake Monster and rescue all the internal organs of Osamu Dazai. 』

After reading the mission requirements, Chuya Nakahara and Atsushi Nakajima sat cross-legged on the spot and didn't make a sound for a long time.

It's not that they haven't seen adults who call themselves "baby" pretending to be tender, and they have also seen people who call their pets baby.

But it was the first time they saw their internal organs called "baby".

There is no desire to rescue them at all!

Nakahara took a deep breath, then turned his head and patted Atsushi Nakajima on the shoulder.

"Atsushi Nakajima, did Osamu Dazai teach you a truth, which is to do your own thing?"

Atsushi Nakajima nodded in confusion.

"Very good." Zhong Yuan patted again with satisfaction, "Call later and tell that guy to stop smoking! Drink less, go to bed early and get up early and don't be picky eaters...that's all."

Zhong Yuanzhong also waved his hand and turned to leave.

Being inexplicably dragged into such a "playground", and also inexplicably received the task of "saving Osamu Dazai's internal organs", who would do it!

For this kind of thing, please ask medlar and Codonopsis to do it, is it more useful?

He would rather explore the surrounding environment, even if it is a violent break, it might work——

In the next second, Nakajima Atsushi hugged Nakahara Chuya's leg.

"Please think twice! For an opponent like Dr. W, it will only work if you follow the rules of the game!" He hugged Nakahara Chuya's leg and refused to let him go.

Another point, Atsushi Nakajima held back in his heart and didn't say it.

If saving Osamu Dazai's internal organs is abandoned - what will happen?The real Mr. Osamu Dazai's internal organs will also disappear!

Zhong Yuanzhong also took a deep breath.

"I'll give you 1 minute to convince me." Nakahara Chuya's voice was a little cold, he didn't know that following Dr. W's rules was the best way, but...he didn't want to!

And Atsushi Nakajima fell into nervous thinking, Nakahara Naka was too strong, he had to convince him to save Osamu Dazai's internal organs together, only then would there be a chance of passing!

So, what to say-

Suddenly, Atsufuku Nakajima's heart, a sentence that can be said to be outrageous and outrageous, blurted out without passing through the brain——

"Don't you want to see if Mr. Dazai has hemorrhoids at the end of his large intestine?"

Zhong Yuanzhong, who had an impatient expression, also froze in place.

This is really... a reason that cannot be refused at all!