The Handmade Blogger's Guide to Salvation

Nakahara was also a little embarrassed, just now he teased Atsushi Nakajima that he was afraid of getting on the roller coaster, but he yelled louder than anyone else.

And Atsushi Nakajima also pretended to be nonchalant and let go of Osamu Dazai's tendon. Before that, he vowed to protect Mr. Osamu Dazai's organs, but just now he pulled that tendon harder than anyone else.

If this is really Mr. Osamu Dazai's organ... then the person is probably going to roll on the ground and cramp right now.

"Cough...where are we going next?"

Atsushi Nakajima unfastened the safety device on his body, stood up on the seat, and looked around from below, while Nakahara Nakaya pinched "Osamu Dazai's kidney" again, and after hearing it make a "ji~" sound, put it safely on the ground.

Really good, is a good kidney.

Zhongyuanzhong also used the superpower again to drive the roller coaster to the highest point, just a little lower than the Ferris wheel, so that it is convenient for a bird's eye view to overlook the entire playground.

"Can you see a little more clearly?" Nakahara asked Atsushi Nakajima. He is not nearsighted, but his eyesight is only at the average level of human beings, which is not as good as Atsushi Nakajima's animal pupils.

Standing on the top, Atsushi Nakajima could see something.

"The lungs are paddling with lung tubes on the boat over the rapids, the liver seems to be stuck on the fence and can't get off, a group of Venetian lake monsters are poking it with toothpicks, and the other kidney ran to the jumping machine in a panic and was scared unconscious ……Huh?"

Atsushi Nakajima spotted a blind spot.

"There are a few organs... probably organs, it's so strange, they are actually mosaic, what's going on?"

Atsushi Nakajima, who is only 18 years old, is still too young.

"Ah, these organs... don't ask too much." Zhong Yuanzhong also glanced at it. Although he was too lazy to use his brain, his rich experience allowed him to understand what these mosaics were without looking.

"The comment section of the previous chapter and this chapter will tell you what this is."

So Chuya Nakahara didn't tell Atsushi Nakajima what was under these mosaics until the end—but at the next moment, Atsushi Nakajima widened his eyes, "No, the lungs seem to be drowning."

Drowning in the lungs is a big deal.

Therefore, on the way to drive the leader to the hospital, Dazai Osamu, the leader of Hong Kong gangsters, suddenly sat up in a state of dying and stared straight at the hat of Chuya Nakahara.

Nakahara Chuya in the if world:?

The next moment, he felt light on his head, and his hat was snatched away, and it became the motion sickness vomit bag of the leader of his family.

"vomit--!!!"

Nakahara Chuya in the if world: "!!!!"

his hat!

However, the vomit did not have any peculiar smell, but instead smelled of bleach and disinfectant, like water in a swimming pool.

That's right, what the leader spit out was... clear water, a lot of clear water.

This is very strange, Nakahara also vaguely remembered that Osamu Dazai had a strong Americano coffee at the beginning of the meeting.

With so much water, could it be that the leader of his family secretly dried a large bucket of water when no one was around?

"Plop, plop."

Two small ornamental carp landed in the hat, and then swam vigorously, while the leader seemed to feel a lot more at once, and closed his eyes again and fell down.

Only Zhongyuan Zhongye stood there holding a hat, Qingshui and the little goldfish. After a long while, he choked out a word in his throat.

"……what?"

So what's wrong with Osamu Dazai? !

………………

Atsushi Nakajima and Nakahara Nakahara don't know what's wrong with Osamu Dazai, but if this continues, it will be really serious.

Nakahara also swung his fist, knocked away a Lagoon monster that was chasing after him, and then started to save the liver that was hanging on the railing. He broke a branch and picked Osamu Dazai's liver.

Then he was hugged by Osamu Dazai who was crying and darling.

Ah, embraced by the liver...

Zhong Yuanzhong was also in a slightly complicated mood. He stretched out his hand and touched the slippery liver, as if he was hugging a big piece of jelly, and it felt particularly good.

But when I think about it, I still feel a little...disgusting.

He turned his head to look at Atsushi Nakajima. On the other side, Atsushi Nakajima rescued a few mosaic organs near the Ferris wheel, and then he also received the embrace of those ██ organs...

It looks as if it is holding a lump of indescribable shape.

Everything needs to be compared. Seeing Atsushi Nakajima sinking into the mosaic, Nakahara Nakahara lowered his head, feeling that the little girl in his arms is so cute, and then couldn't hold back rua... It's really slippery.

Generally speaking, this level is not difficult, because these monsters called Venetian Lake Monsters are actually slimes, they are too weak. Nakahara Chuya and Nakajima Atsushi can basically do it under the condition of using different abilities. One punch at a time.

Although Osamu Dazai's stick figure-like expression is always distorted into a terrified look and he rushes over to beg for a hug, which caused Chuya Nakahara and Atsushi Nakajima to have different abilities from time to time, and the rhythm of the battle was one by one, but They still quickly wiped out the enemy.

"Hey, you have completed the first part of the playground. 』

The horn in the amusement park sounded, and the female voice's warm reminder resounded in every corner of the amusement park, but the information inside made Zhong Yuan frowned.

first part?What's going on, is there a second part?

But the Central Plains is not afraid, what to be afraid of, if there is an enemy coming again, just fight again!

Atsushi Nakajima also nodded firmly, he will definitely protect Mr. Osamu Dazai's heart, liver, spleen, stomach, kidneys, lungs, intestines, pancreas, eyeballs, tongue, vocal cords, appendix, tonsils... and mosaic organs!

Those shrews that were blown up just now... the Lake of Venice monster, the crystal-colored transparent wreckage left on the ground gradually turned into powder, and then began to gather together, and finally gradually turned into an extremely huge Lake of Venice monster!

The old-fashioned BOSS appearance method appeared!

This kind of stalk of the scene where all the enemies finally meet to become a big BOSS is almost ruined, right?

And the way to win is also very simple. Change the background of the main character, put a more passionate BGM, and then use a big move. Basically, this episode of animation is over.

But the adaptation is not a random compilation, and the joke is not nonsense, and the boss that Dr. Wondertainment applies depends on the occasion.

So in the hospital, in front of all the subordinates, doctors, and nurses, Mr. Osamu Dazai, the leader of the Hong Kong gangsters, miraculously enlarged his stomach.

The doctor's sweat came down at that time, and I swear to God that he just turned around to take out the stethoscope, and he didn't turn around and pressed the receiver on the person, so the patient's belly became big.

what happened?How? !

He sneaked a glance at the white god of death Atsushi Nakajima who was staring at him, calculated the odds, and found that there was a high probability that he would not be able to escape.

Forget it...

Bite the bullet, he pressed the stethoscope on the stomach of the famous leader.

Ok……

Suddenly, the doctor raised his head and cast a vague glance at Nakahara Nakaya. He seemed to be in his stomach just now...and heard this man's voice.

It seems to be shouting "dirty" or something.

He seems to have heard the voice of the white god of death... It seems to be calling out to be careful of tonsils.

The doctor took off the stethoscope and felt himself in a trance.

In the amusement park, the battle has reached a fever pitch. It is obvious that Atsushi Nakajima is not the protagonist in this battle. Looking at the Central Plains on the ground, Zhong also output crazily.

This, is this the feeling of "lying down and winning" that you will never experience when you team up with Mr. Dazai Osamu?

There is really no sense of security when I am with this Zhongyuan Zhongya!

However, when Atsushi Nakajima was moved, he also had a vague guess about the copy of this playground in his heart.

...This may be for ordinary people.

First, in this playground, there are actually some common weapons everywhere, such as some very abrupt steel sticks, wooden sticks, balloon wooden warehouses on the booth, and chainsaws thrown in the grass, etc., ordinary people You can use these things to defend yourself.

The second... is that this monster is too weak. After Mr. Nakahara turned on "Dirty", his body was covered with dark red lines, and when he started throwing gravity balls at the BOSS lake monster, Atsushi Nakajima will never forget I can't see the expression of that BOSS.

Doubt, panic, confusion, despair... At this moment, it seems that the real BOSS is Chuya Zhongyuan, and this lake monster is just a kid who strayed into the haunted house, screaming in fear at Zhongya Zhongya, whose expression has darkened.

Just like you go to the zoo to tease a monkey with a peach and find out that the monkey is Monkey King Monkey King, you will show the same expression.

This question is beyond the outline! !

All in all, this battle can be said to be completely crushed. In less than 3 minutes, this big jelly-like Venice Lake Monster was blasted into jelly by Zhongyuan Zhongye.

Not even as interesting as listening through a doctor's stethoscope.

However... Nakahara, who has lost his mind, has no intention of stopping. He who has activated the "dirty" state will either die or be terminated by Osamu Dazai's "Disqualification in the World".

Atsushi Nakajima began to move his eyes and landed on this group of "organ babies", and all the small organs also raised their heads at the same time, blinking at Atsushi Nakajima with their black eyes.

"Well, whoever of you wants to go up, help Mr. Nakahara Chuya..."

Before he finished speaking, all the organs scattered and started to run. The fastest one was the liver that was saved by Zhongya Zhongyuan before.

Atsushi Nakajima: "..." Is it so realistic?

No wonder Yosano Akiko complained that Osamu Dazai's heart is black, black!

However, the matter was urgent, and Atsushi Nakajima could no longer treat this group of organ babies with "disqualified organs" in a polite manner. He stretched his arms and grabbed the baby with large intestines who was running slowly because of his too long body. .

Atsushi Nakajima grabbed the struggling baby large intestine, tied a bow at the end and tied it into a circle, aimed at the position of Nakahara Chuya, and then took out the posture of playing a loop in a festival, and threw it out!

In the hospital, as soon as the doctor turned on the screen of the B-ultrasound machine, he saw a large intestine flying towards the camera with an indomitable posture!

doctor:! ! ! !

The stomach of the leader of the Hong Kong gangsters is actually so shy, can it be said that he is the leader of the gangsters of Hong Kong!

Atsushi Nakajima threw it very accurately, and the large intestine loop was wrapped around Chuya Nakahara's neck at once!

bingo!

Nakahara Chuya's eyes gradually regained clarity, because the enemy was so easy to deal with, and his "dirty" state didn't last long, so he immediately regained his sanity... bowed his head, and saw the large intestine on his neck.

Zhong Yuanzhong also showed the same expression as the doctor outside.

"Ding, congratulations to the players Chuya Nakahara and Atsushi Nakajima for completing the task. Please follow the guidance of the parchment and return to the real world. 』

Nakajima Atsushi lowered his head to pick up the previous parchment, and found that the words on it had indeed changed!

"The evil lake monster turned out to be the director of the amusement park who was hypnotized by the enemy!Next, the director of the amusement park who regained his sanity will take you back to the original world—』

"Tsk, why is there a monster in the BOSS corpse?" Nakahara Chuya's voice revealed a strong sense of impatience.

Atsushi Nakajima was stunned for two seconds, then turned his head sharply, and roared at Nakahara Nakaya, "No! This is a good NP who led us out—"

"boom--!"

"C..."

The director of the amusement park with the face of a cute little monster clutched his chest with his soft tentacles, his big anime-style eyes sparkled in disbelief...and then fell down.

Nakahara Chuya: "..."

Atsushi Nakajima: "..."

They seem to never get out.

…………

The doctor looked at the bow on the intestines of the leader Osamu Dazai, and fell into a long silence.

"I think... Maybe you can use your leader's name to name a newly discovered disease."