The Handmade Blogger's Guide to Salvation

Mori Ogai and Nakahara are also standing side by side, raised at an angle of 45°, looking up at the sky while opening their mouths.

The sun was shining warmly on the earth, the sky was blue, and a few white clouds were floating in the sky.

A gust of wind blew, and Guangjin Liu Lang's head and limbs were facing downwards, and her buttocks were the highest altitude point. Accompanied by high and low screams, she slowly floated past the French windows in front of the office.

Mori Ogai and Nakahara Nakaya's dull eyes, accompanied by the ups and downs of Hirotsu Liulang's figure blown by the wind, turned their heads slowly in a very uniform way——

"Boss, just now... what flew over?"

"do not know."

Seems like a fart/butt.

Mori Ogai and Nakahara Nakahara can also be said to be straight men among straight men, but for the first time, they stared straight at a man's buttocks for a long, long time...

Mainly, mainly this buttocks... how to describe it?

The buttocks of Liulang in Guangjin and the majesty of Yokohama are shocking and majestic, covering the sky and blocking out the sun!

"What... what should I do?" Zhong Yuanzhong was completely helpless, he felt that his life experience of only 20 years was of no help at all.

Mori Ogai wiped his face, his expression was particularly vicissitudes.

Your 20 years of life experience is not useful, so is his nearly 50 years of life experience useful?

Just push forward 500 years, there will be no such thing, okay!

However, being old is good. He stretched out his hand and made a steady gesture, and then told Zhong Yuanzhong:

"Don't panic, you drag the person down first."

Guangjin Liulang is still floating towards the sky, which is not very good. Regardless of this trend, he will definitely fly out of the atmosphere within 10 minutes.

"Okay, I know!"

In fact, Zhong Yuanzhong didn't know what he knew, he felt that the blood all over his body was going to his brain now.

He ran downstairs in three steps and two steps, ready to think of a way to save people, and Ozaki Koye also reacted one step ahead of time-it's a pity that he was one step late, and he failed to catch Hirotsu Liunang with his supernatural power.

"Drag the person down first... Akutagawa Ryunosuke!"

Ryunosuke Akutagawa, who was still in a sluggish state, was suddenly called upon, and he realized it all at once. He saw Chuya Nakahara and Koyo Ozaki rushing towards him seriously, and the next second.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke was thrown into the sky by Nakahara Nakaya holding the collar!

Akutagawa Ryunosuke:? ?

After he reacted, he found himself rushing towards the buttock in the sky at a speed of ██ meters per second with a "superman" consciousness!

No, why throw him? ? ?

Akutagawa Ryunosuke glanced at the ground aggrievedly, next to Nakahara Nakahara was Ozaki Koyo, and next to Ozaki Koyo was Alice... Okay, it seems that he can only be thrown away.

And below, Nakahara Chuya and Ozaki Koyo put their hands next to their mouths and yelled at him: "Use different powers! Quick!"

"Quick! Catch him with Rashomon!"

"Don't be dazed, you're about to hit me!"

It turned out to be like this, as expected of Senior Zhong Yuan and Senior Ozaki, their brains are turning fast, unlike him, he felt that his reaction was a bit slower than usual in mid-air

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Ryunosuke Akutagawa's eyes darkened.

Strange, why can't he see anything?

Koyo Ozaki gasped, and for a moment didn't know what to do to express the grief and indignation in his heart...so he slapped the petrified Nakahara Chuya on the back of the head in desperation.

"Are you throwing darts? What are you throwing so accurately? I haven't seen you get 10 rings in target shooting!"

Zhong Yuanzhong didn't refute, but fell into a daze with his head in his arms. He couldn't accept that this strange scene was caused by himself.

"Pull/take/out Akutagawa's head quickly! Don't let him simmer in it!"

Otherwise, Ryunosuke Akutagawa might have been posthumously awarded the "Darwin Award" because of his unique and exaggerated stupidity of death.

The method of "suffocating to death in the fat buttocks of subordinates" will definitely cause a sensation in the world!

Fortunately, Hirotsu Yanagi was hit by Akutagawa Ryunosuke in such a way that he finally stopped rising. While holding Akutagawa Ryunosuke, he screamed and crashed into the building, and finally started to land!

Alice's eyes widened as she watched from the side.

She tugged at the corner of Chuya Nakahara's clothes, "Hey, is this the "Human █ Centipede" in the movie?"

Nakahara Chuya: ...

Mori Ogai, how the hell do you educate your children!

However, Zhong Yuanzhong didn't have time to reshape/Alice's outlook on life, values ​​and the world, so he rushed to the meeting room with Guangjin Liulang's collar in his hand.

Don't let others see this curious scene!

They Hong Kong gangsters are a serious organization!

However, Nakahara Chuya has a characteristic that he has a relatively irritable personality, and the duration of his irritability is particularly long.

So when did he calm down?

When Guangjin Liulang's huge buttocks were firmly stuck by the door frame of the meeting room, he calmed down.

Zhong Yuan suddenly realized that what he was facing was a classic moral dilemma!

1. First rescue Guangjin Liulang who is stuck inside the door.

2. It's still Ryunosuke Akutagawa who is about to suffocate outside the door.

Nakahara Chuya helped his hat with trembling hands, and decided to choose the third option——

Just go assassinate the mackerel!

Then the next moment, Mori Ogai slapped the back of the head just after being slapped by Koyo Ozaki.

"Break open the door frame!"

Mori Ogai was about to be overwhelmed by his own gang of Yuzui's subordinates, it was so stupid to compete with each other!

But what else can he do, the former leader was killed by himself, so this group of subordinates deserves to be taken over by him, he chose it himself!I chose it myself!I chose it myself!

Hirotsu Yanagi looked up feebly, looking more painful than when his second uncle left, he took out his mobile phone tremblingly - it was the only thing in his pocket after the explosion of his pants, and handed it to Mori Ogai , trying to get him to call the hospital and call an ambulance.

However... Mori Ogai did not answer.

"Emergency call? You mean... let me call you a doctor?"

Mori Ogai shook his head coldly.

"How did you have this idea of ​​fish lips, have you forgotten?"

"I'm a doctor too."

Having said that, Mori Ogai raised his sharp scalpel at Hirotsu Yanagi, and the cold reflection illuminated Hirotsu Yasuna's desperate face.

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Of course, the first one to save was Akutagawa Ryunosuke.

After suffocating for 31 minutes and 24 seconds, Akutagawa Ryunosuke's head was successfully removed from Hirotsu Yanagi's buttocks!

People seem to be fine, no lack of arms or legs, but people are purple.

His breathing seemed to be gone, as if he was being suffocated... Anyway, Dr. Mori said he was fine.

Okay, let's ignore Akutagawa Ryunosuke, let's take a look at what happened to Hirotsu Yanagi, why did his buttocks suddenly become so big?

Let's ask the party, Miss Alice.

Alice put it this way:

"I just asked Ms. Grace Bill to give Mr. Hirotsu Liulang a fat ass."

She spread her hands innocently, "There's nothing else."

Nakahara Chuya: ...

Ozaki Momiji: ...

Mori Ogai: ...

It's the same as saying nothing!

"To be honest, if Alice were my child, I would probably..." Before Chuya Nakahara finished speaking, Momiji Ozaki answered the words with a blank expression:

"Break her legs."

At this moment, the two cadres of Hong Kong and black have reached an amazing consensus on parenting!

On the other side, Mori Ogai is indeed a professional doctor. He took out a stethoscope from the bottom drawer of his desk, closed his eyes, put the other end on Hirotsu Yanagi's huge buttocks, and listened carefully.

Like an unlicensed veterinarian listening to a pregnant mother elephant's heartbeat.

But what's even more frightening is...

Mori Ogai actually heard the fetal heartbeat through the stethoscope!

At this moment, the materialism and three views in his heart were instantly wiped out...if there were any in the first place.

Why!Why is there a fetal heart in Guangjin Liulang's buttocks!

Still a very healthy fetal heartbeat!It sounds like a big fat boy!

Therefore, the person facing the dilemma now has become Mori Ogai. This kind of strange patient has brought a great test to his professional skills!

1. Hip reduction surgery for Liulang Guangjin.

2. Give Guangjin Liulang a caesarean section and give him maternity leave.

"It's a pity, if only I were a professional doctor now." Mori Ogai felt a little regretful.

Otherwise, the disease of Guangjin Liulang can be named after Mori Ogai!

And Mori Ogai did not expect that after taking over Hong Kong Hei, the first maternity leave granted to him was actually given to an old man.

Mori Ogai took a red pen and drew a cross on Hirotsu Liulang's buttocks. He wanted to administer anesthesia, but seeing how comatose the old man was, it seemed that this step could be omitted.

Immediately afterwards, Mori Ogai raised the scalpel!

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It made exactly the same sound as when Ryunosuke Akutagawa rushed in!

However, Akutagawa Ryunosuke's head and the scalpel are two different things after all.

Guangjin Liulang's buttocks deflated very successfully!

Great, the surgery was a success!

Mori Ogai smiled, and took the opportunity to glance at the dusty medical book.

What's the next step... oh, it's time to get the baby out.

I don't know if it's a boy or a girl.

However, the next second.

A fish head with heavy make-up came out.

To be precise, it was the head of a loach.

Grace Bill came out of Hirotsu Ryuunami's buttocks angrily, her round Barbie pink fish lips trembling angrily, her death eyeliner fish eyes widened, looking very angry!

What a shame!What a faux pas to interrupt a beauty artist's makeup!

So as soon as Grace Bill came out, without saying a word, she stretched out her fins and gave Mori Ogai a big mouth.

Then, she jumped in front of Nakahara Chuya and Ozaki Koyo, and under the dull gaze of the two——

"Clap!"

Also used fins to give two people big mouths.

Chuya Nakahara never imagined in his life that he was beaten by a loach with makeup on, and so was Koyo Ozaki.

"Oh, my God, if it wasn't for Dr. Wondertainment's face... I would definitely let my suitors block your toilets, absolutely!"

After Grace Bill said her harsh words, she turned her hips and walked out the door. Just as she was about to go out, she seemed to have remembered something, and backed away.

Then he gave Akutagawa Ryunosuke, who was lying on the ground purple, a big ear scrape.

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Since then, the name of Dr. Wondertainment has been added to the blacklist of Hong Kong gangsters.