The Handmade Blogger's Guide to Salvation

Mori Ogai, an ordinary doctor.

However, although Mori Ogai is not very skilled, his ideological consciousness is very high.

Studying medicine can't save people's hearts, can't save Yokohama, can't save Hong Kong gangsters...you can barely cure the former leader like this.

This is not what he wants.

Therefore, Mori Ogai took the risk, adhering to the simple tactical thinking of "killing you while you are sick", went down with a scalpel, successfully took the last blood of the former leader, and changed careers in the simplest and rude way!

But now many years have passed, and the successful and famous Mori Ogai has successfully secured the position of leader, and has worked hard to gain a place in the entire JP country. However, when asked by others, he will still humbly smile with a weak expression and say:

"Everything about me was created with a scalpel..."

Just don't be too inspiring.

And on this day, the humble leader took off his suit, put on his most comfortable white coat, and walked on the street holding Alice's little hand. They followed the bustling crowd and found the outdoor area of ​​a small dessert shop. Sit down.

The sun was just right, and beside Alice chattering and the voice of the waiter ordering desserts, he squinted his eyes in enjoyment.

There is one thing to say, he will probably be one of the most laid-back leaders in the history of Hong Kong and black, and making good use of talents can make him become a hands-off shopkeeper without pressure... However, according to the workload he left behind, the next successor may not be 24 Hours without shutting your eyes and turning around can fully get started.

Tsk tsk, life...

Suddenly, as if feeling something, Mori Ogai suddenly opened his sleepy eyes and looked aside.

At the front end of the street, two people appeared without warning, one was a photographer carrying a camera, and the other seemed to be a young man who looked like a reporter chattering endlessly at the camera.

"...The toys made by Dr. W are irresistible to almost all children. Next, we will conduct random experiments to see what children's attitudes towards these toys from Wonderland are. Let's wait and see! "

The reporter was a young white guy with yellow hair. When he finished speaking, he turned around and walked towards Alice.

In fact, as an excellent street interview reporter, he first found the target before he started to speak the interview words just now. The main thing is Alice in a little red dress, sitting on a chair with her legs shaking prettyly drinking strawberry chocolate, which is really eye-catching .

"Hello, Miss, we are the special reporters of "Dr. W's Toy Store". My name is Mr. Lost, and the photographer's name is Mr. Forgetful... May I invite you for an interview?"

Although Mr. Lost said this to Alice, his eyes were on Mori Ogai.

Are you being interviewed?It is true that Alice has never been interviewed, and Mori Ogai did not stop him. He nodded to Mr. Lost, and then he was very interested to see how his child would behave in front of the camera.

"Oh, I think, of course there is no problem, you can call me Alice."

The moment the camera pointed at her, Alice immediately sat up straight and her movements became graceful, looking like a copy of Koyo Ozaki.

Mori Ogai laughed secretly, he knew that his little girl was nervous at this moment.

"Little Alice, what do you usually play?" Mr. Lost finished speaking, and brought the microphone to Alice's mouth.

Alice tilted her head and thought for a while, "Hmm... drawing, watching Rintaro in a meeting, watching Rintaro kill people, and playing dressing and undressing games with Rintaro."

There is no problem before this sentence, but after the end...Mr. Lost stiffened for a moment, and then glanced at Mori Ogai without any trace.

Something is wrong?This is extremely wrong!

On the other hand, Mr. Forgetful, who was a little older at the back, was able to calm down. He winked at Mr. Lost, telling him not to forget his job.

That's right, don't forget about your job. You must know that Dr. Wondertainment's iron-masked assistant is not easy to mess with.

"Miss Alice, as a lucky visitor to our program, we will give you a small gift made by Dr. Wondertainment himself."

As he spoke, Mr. Lost took out a small pink cosmetic box from behind, with the name of Dr. W written on it, and a beautiful loach with heavy makeup was drawn on the top of the cosmetic box, twisting its fins and posing as a supermodel .

"The picture above is our toy spokesperson: Ms. Grace Beal, a loach makeup artist. She will guide you in using this set of children's cosmetics."

After Mr. Lost finished speaking, he put the microphone in front of Alice, "Next, Miss Alice, please tell me, what is your definition of beauty? Let the magical Grace Bill help you realize it!"

For the definition of beautiful?

Mori Ogai's interest also came, he sat up slightly, intending to listen carefully to what Alice said, so that he can buy Lolita small dresses according to her preferences in the future.

Facing the camera, Alice thought for a while, and then... she turned around unexpectedly, with her back to the camera.

Then I pouted my butt/butt.

"I think beauty is having a huge butt."

Alice stretched out her hand, drew a circle exaggeratedly, and added again:

"The kind of butt that's bigger than that of Mount Calder."

Mr. Lost:? ?

Mr. Forgetful: ? ? ?

Mori Ogai:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

The three men were stunned at the same time. They looked at each other and couldn't say a word for a long time. The camera kept recording, but the picture was still as if it had been paused. Only Alice looked at the three petrified people in a daze. Man, confused.

No.

no no……

What's going on with the little girl now?Are the children of the younger generation actually so social?

The 14-year-old child named Quan Jinghua they interviewed last time, kept killing and revenge in three sentences, and his tone was full of blood and violence. I thought Alice would look brighter, but I didn't expect...

Mr. Lost and Mr. Forgetful looked at each other, and then looked at Mori Ogai at the same time.

This is definitely taught by bad adults, right? !

Children of this age can at most say that lipstick is beautiful, high heels are beautiful... What the hell is the buttocks!This is a habit of a greasy middle-aged person with a bald head and a big belly, right?

And Mori Ogai...is also self-reflecting.

It's over, when I teased Osamu Dazai with the members about his liking for Kadaishan, I was so complacent that I completely forgot to avoid Alice!

"Uh... This is the preference of one of my ex-employees. I have fired him because the hobby is too weird." Mori Ogai tried to explain, but he was met with two extremely distrustful eyes.

Who believes it!

It must be you, the so-called "Rin Taro" guardian, who led the way!

However, this is someone else's family business after all, and they are not easy to manage.

"Ahem... Really, uh, unique aesthetics, Miss Alice."

Mr. Lost stuffed the pink loach makeup box in his hand to Alice, and then forced a very reluctant smile towards the camera.

"Bring Miss Loach home and she'll teach you how to have...er, a full butt."

Mr. Lost smiled at the camera and said these words. After the camera was turned off, his smile disappeared immediately, and he dragged Mr. Forgetful away.

"Quick, hurry home..."

"I don't want to interview a 14-year-old violent girl with a distorted blond hair anymore!!"

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Hong Kong black.

Chief Sen became very angry.

He patted the table in the conference room, repeatedly emphasizing that all related videos about "Dazai Ji Kadaishan" and "Kadaishan's buttocks" should be deleted, and no one will be left.

This made Zhongyuan Zhong also complain. You must know that the video of Dazai Osamu holding the rapids of Mount Kadai has become a must-watch before he goes to bed. If he doesn't watch it once a day, he will feel uncomfortable all over.

"Why, this kind of thing does not involve confidentiality at all, is it an irrelevant matter?"

Unlike Ozaki Momiji, Hirotsu Yanagi, and others who stepped back as soon as they agreed, Nakahara Nakaya stayed behind, ready to debate with Mori Ogai.

This is his source of happiness, he can't just give up like this!

Koyo Ozaki, Ryunosuke Akutagawa, and Yanagi Hirotsu are also somewhat regretful. This video also gave them happiness, but since Mori Ogai asked to delete it... then delete it.

But today they found something unusual... Normally, every time Chief Mori holds a meeting, as long as it does not involve very bloody and violent things, he will bring Alice with him, but today he did not see Alice.

Hirotsu Yanagi and Ozaki Koye were not in a hurry, and simply strolled around in the small garden. Akutagawa Ryunosuke wanted to leave, but was also dragged by Ozaki Koye to walk together.

Then they saw Alice playing alone in the gazebo.

It's a little strange that Alice, who is usually very clingy, doesn't cry or make trouble, and plays alone quietly?

"You guys came just in time!" Alice's eyes lit up, and she ran over with her skirts in hand.

She just got Dr. W's loach makeup box, and she is looking for a "model" to experiment with!

"You guys come to draw lots! If you draw a slip of pure numbers or pure letters, it will be beautiful!"

Hirotsu Yanagi and Ozaki Hongye glanced at each other, and then complained, "Make up? Why do you need an old man for makeup? If you want to find it, you should find a woman..."

Although complaining, the three still drew lots.

Ozaki Momiji and Akutagawa Ryunosuke drew garbled letters and numbers, but Hirotsu Yanagi was very lucky...or very unlucky to draw pure numbers.

Hirotsu Yanagi suddenly smiled a bit forcedly, he planned to change with Koyo Ozaki, you must know that an old man wearing makeup is a bit too unacceptable.

But just as he raised his head, he found that there was something wrong with the expressions of Akutagawa Ryunosuke and Ozaki Koyo, both of them looked at Alice in shock.

No, it was the big loach in the pink dress beside Alice... Just after Alice opened the toy-like makeup box, this big loach appeared out of nowhere!

Immediately afterwards, this female loach, who called herself "Glilace Bill", cast a wink at Guangjin Liulang...

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Nakahara finally persuaded Chief Mori, and Mori Ogai reluctantly agreed to keep a backup video of Dazai Osamu and Kadaishan in his mobile phone, and he was not allowed to spread it, and he was only allowed to watch it alone.

That's fine, Zhong Yuanzhong also expressed satisfaction, but it's a pity that I can't find someone to talk about this topic in the future...

"Ahhhh-!!!"

There were screams outside the door.

It is the voice of Guangjin Liulang!

Chuya Nakahara paused as he was about to step out of the conference room, and turned his head to look at Mori Ogai in surprise. You must know that this is the back garden of Hong Kong Hei, and it is the safest place in Yokohama. How could anyone be attacked!

The two looked at each other in horror, and were about to run downstairs, but the screaming... seemed to be getting closer to them?

They turned their heads at the same time and looked out the window.

Guangjin Liulang screamed and floated unsteadily into the sky.

And his buttocks, like a huge peach-shaped balloon, are slowly leading him away from the back garden...