The Handmade Blogger's Guide to Salvation

"so white!"

"... White?"

"White!"

It was as white as Umo Tengen's loincloth.

The day before preparing to investigate the "Infinity Train Passenger Disappearance Case", Purgatory Kyojuro saw his unfinished Yu Shendao.

It's beautiful, even more handsome than my father's handle.

but……

He looked at the semi-finished Yushen Knife in Yushen Shejian's hand, which only had an appearance, and thought very inappropriately of the bloodstained ass/ass of Yin Zhu being scratched by his wives on the iron gate that day.

Hiss—he couldn't think about it anymore.

The mother of Yanzhu Purgatory Xingshoulang is a very gentle person, respectful to her husband, gentle to her son, but strict with education, she is a perfect woman.

The only downside is that it died too early.

And he has never been in contact with other women, so the behavior of the three wives that day gave him a great shock (yin) and shock (shadow).

He couldn't bear it anymore, so he went to ask Lianzhu Ganlusi Mili, this girl was his stepson before, and she was one of the few female friends who he knew well.

When he asked this question, Xia Zhu, Snake Zhu, and Feng Zhu who had dinner together couldn't help pricking up their ears. They really weren't gossip, but...

Also as unmarried men, their natural instinct of seeking advantages and avoiding disadvantages makes them unconsciously pay attention to this matter.

Ganluji Mitsuri was taken aback for a moment, then smiled very shyly.

"How could Mr. Yan Zhu think of asking me such a question... Oh, if I think about it, it's impossible, right?"

A tinge of red flew onto her fair and tender cheeks, making Snake Zhu, who had been secretly watching her, couldn't help but move his eyes away.

That's right, Kanroji Mitsuri is a girl who is so shy that she can even speak in a low voice.

"You know, I can eat better, and I am stronger than ordinary girls... no, I am much bigger than ordinary humans."

Kanroji Mitsuri smiled softly, then she stretched out her hand and made a gesture of grabbing.

"If it were me...Mr. Sound Column might not only lose his pants, but also his loincloth."

"It may also be..."

"Just lose his ass/ass."

…………

This is really scary.

But appearance is very important to a woman, so even if she is a little angry, it is normal, right?

You see, from this aspect, it can be seen that Yanzhu Purgatory Xingshoulang is a good man.

Because most men would put in the voice Zhu Yumao Tianyuan who made a mistake and was beaten by his wife, but he was able to change his mind and put in three angry wives.

Look, how gentle.

Shuizhu Tomioka Yoshiyuki nodded, "You're right."

On the night before carrying out the case of the disappearance of the infinite train passengers, Tomioka Yoshiyuki, who usually stays up all night practicing swordsmanship, ran into Yanzhu Purgatory Xingshourou.

This makes Tomioka Yoshiyuki a little strange. As far as he knows, Purgatory Kyojuro is a person with a very regular schedule. He is a person who can fall asleep instantly after lying down, and is also a person who cannot be woken up by anyone except ghosts.

I didn't expect this kind of person to have a day of insomnia.

In the same way, Purgatory Anjuro never thought that he would have the opportunity to talk to Tomioka Yoshiyuki alone in the middle of the night.

He just had a crocodile dream. (no typo)

Yanzhu dreamed that he was chasing the train and running, suddenly found a crocodile man eating a boxed lunch with braised eggplant, and invited him to eat the boxed lunch together.

Purgatory Xingshoulang originally wanted to agree, but when he stretched out his hand to take it, he suddenly stopped.

If you want to blame, blame the rice in the lunch box is too white, like... like...

It was as white as Umo Tengen's loincloth.

Ruined.

Purgatory Xingshoulang woke up suddenly, he sat on the bed and remained silent for a long time, then covered his face.

This mind pollution... is much more serious than he imagined.

The human brain is very wonderful. For example, our Lord Yan Zhu killed countless evil spirits. He has seen all kinds of bloody and strange murder scenes. It stands to reason that this kind of person has a strong mind, even if he is killed by ten jump protagonists. It is absolutely impossible for the mind to be polluted by talking to him.

And before that, he also looked at Murata's crazy neck, and praised him without changing his face.

But the reality is like this, the well-informed Lord Yan Zhu just fell headfirst on Yu Mao Tianyuan's loincloth. (Metaphor, not real.)

Fortunately, Yinzhu Yujuan Tianyuan was wearing pure white that day. If it was a flowery one, maybe he would think of something weird.

However, Purgatory Xing Shoulang is not a person who sits and waits to die, but a person who transmits and implements positive energy, and is also a person who is more lenient than others and strict with himself.

His father just couldn't get out of the deep pain, he couldn't become like this.

Purgatory Kyojuro opened the window, intending to blow some air and calm down, but he didn't expect to see Yoshiyuki Tomioka practicing swordsmanship outside the house at a glance.

I have to take it, the water column is really hardworking.

But having said that, this person is so diligent that he practices swordsmanship every night, so why doesn't he have dark circles under his eyes?

He took his coat off the hanger, put it on, walked out of the bedroom, and walked outside to the practice field.

Although they are colleagues and comrades-in-arms at the same level, these two pillars basically go south and north to each branch for guerrilla warfare, and there is basically no chance to communicate with each other except for the meeting of the pillars.

But now seems like a good opportunity.

Purgatory Xingshourou vaguely remembered that once he was injured, he enjoyed the VIP service of Butterfly Kanae dressing himself up, and then he listened to the team members' fancy complaints about Yoshiyuki Tomioka for half an hour in the disc room.

It is inconvenient to say the specific content, because Purgatory Xingshou Lang is not a person who likes to speak ill of people behind their backs.

In short, Tomioka Yoshiyuki is a very artistic person in speaking.

Tomioka Yoshiyuki put away the knife in his hand, sat down on the wooden floor of the corridor, then turned his head, and saw a dazzling golden red not far away coming towards him.

It is Yanzhu Purgatory Xing Shoulang.

Tomioka Yoshiyuki frowned slightly, then moved aside.

Purgatory Xing Shoulang joined together.

Yoshiyuki Tomioka moved again.

Purgatory Xing Shoulang joined together again.

Tomioka Yoshiyuki moved again...well, there was no place, so the inarticulate Shuizhu-sama could only sit upright, waiting for Yanzhu to speak nervously with a blank face.

"It's hard work to stay up so late, Yoshiyuki Tomioka!"

Purgatory Xingshoulang usually speaks with a louder decibel and a straighter voice. On weekdays, he is often in a state of being the first to arrive, but since it is late at night, he deliberately lowered his voice... it is only when fighting at night without threatening others. Yes, Yan Zhu would only speak like this when ordering the battle plan to his subordinates.

This made Tomioka Yoshiyuki very uncomfortable. He had the illusion that Yan Zhu would order him to launch an attack command on the bedroom of the master of the Demon Slayer Squad in the next second.

Wait, what did Yanzhu just say?Said he worked hard?

Tomioka Yoshiyuki once remembered the social skills that this gentleman told him when he was talking with Hiroshin Shema.

If you are praised, you should praise it back.

Yoshiyuki Tomioka thought of this, and nodded to Purgatory Kyojuro.

"You work harder, or you go to bed later."

...Wait a minute, the word hard work is indeed a compliment, but saying that people go to bed late is not a compliment at all!

Purgatory Kyojuro subconsciously felt that there seemed to be something wrong with Tomioka Yoshiyuki's reply, but he didn't realize it for a while, so he continued to ask Tomioka Yoshiyuki:

"I didn't see you at the training ground during the day, why didn't I practice during the day?"

This sentence is a question. Facing a question, a sincere answer is the right choice.

"Practice at night because I don't want to be talked to."

After Tomioka Yoshiyuki said this, he raised his eyes and met the eyes of Purgatory Kyojuro who was a little stunned and choked to the point of being speechless.

For three full minutes, neither of them said a word.

Purgatory Xingshoulang...Purgatory Xingshoulang is a bit retreating, oops, otherwise he should go back to sleep, this day he has no idea how to proceed.

Fortunately, at 3 minutes and [-] second, Yoshioka Tomioka broke the silence.

Mr. Yushen said that if the silence lasts more than 3 minutes, it is a failed conversation.

Tomioka Yoshiyuki obviously didn't want to let this conversation, which had actually failed, fail, so he spoke.

"Shitou Muichiro invited to take time to teach in his new gym, and I agreed."

Tomioka Yoshiyuki looked at Yanzhu: "You go too."

Shitou Muichiro was recently sent to a gym by a relative who couldn't beat him, and he became a koi of the Ghost Killing Team for a while. Team members who are used to playing cards and dice always like to touch Shitou Muichiro's door to get European spirit. In just a few days, the paint on Tokitomuichiro's door fell off.

Purgatory Xingshoulang pondered for a moment, then nodded.

"Indeed, it is a very good thing to pass on my modified Breath of Flame to everyone."

The Ghost Killing Squad does have a trainer of Breath of Flame, but speaking of orthodoxy, they are still purgators, but his father was supposed to be a trainer of Breath of Flame, but his father, who was immersed in the pain of losing his wife, chose to become a fallen one. otaku.

However, Giyuu Tomioka agreed to become a swordsmanship teacher in the gymnasium, which surprised him.

"Ghosts are too cruel, I want to teach things before I die."

This is a valid reason, but the problem lies in Tomioka Yoshiyuki's next sentence.

Because Tomioka Yoshiyuki turned his head the next moment and added:

"You also have to hurry up and teach the breathing method before you die."

Purgatory Xingshoulang replied "Okay." After that, he fell silent again, and Yan Zhu, who was always speaking straight, also found something was wrong, very wrong.

Is he thinking too much?Is he thinking too much? !

However, the friendly Purgatory Kyojuro, very reluctantly, once again attributed this sentence to "Tomioka Yoshiyuki is very open-minded about death".

"You are right! But if possible, I still hope to eliminate all the ghosts in the world without casualties."

While talking, Yanzhu casually took out a coin from his pocket and flipped through it back and forth. During the day, he pointed out his step-son Lihua Luoxiang Naihu. Give it back to the kid.

Speaking of which, the child's family members also died because of ghosts. If the ghosts are all wiped out, there will be no such thing.

The next moment, Purgatory Kyojuro felt his shoulders sink. He turned around and found Yoshiyuki Tomioka patting him on the shoulder.

Quotations from Mr. Yushen: When talking with friends of the same sex, necessary physical contact will make the atmosphere more harmonious.

"Don't worry, if you die during the mission, I will help you take care of your parents."

...It's strange, why he did what Hiroshin Shema said, but the atmosphere became more embarrassing.

Similarly, Purgatory Kyojuro was also caught off guard by Tomioka Yoshiyuki's sudden words. It stands to reason that he should be moved, and he was indeed very moved, but, but...

It is too sudden to bring up such a heavy topic in this scene!Purgatory Xing Shoulang had no time to brew any moving emotions, so he was said to be fooled!

Aren't they talking about going to the gym to teach?Why did he suddenly start arranging his funeral?

Is the efficiency of the water column so high?

Seeing that Tomioka Yoshiyuki was about to talk about what song he would play when he arranged for the black coffin-carrying team after his death, Purgatory Kyojuro decided to interrupt him.

"Well...ah, thank you so much."

The next moment, Purgatory Kyojuro felt that his hand was empty, and the coin just now was taken away by Tomioka Yoshiyuki.

"I will treat them like my own parents, and I promise with my life—just like I promise that Hirogami Tanjiro's sister will not hurt anyone."

Tomioka Yoshiyuki frowned while thinking and spoke, his tone was a little faster than usual, as if he was afraid that Purgatory Kyojuro would not believe him.

"It is no longer possible for someone to die in the night in obscurity without even leaving a skeleton. The ghost must be wiped out in our hands. If I die too, then it will be a token."

He put the coin in his pocket.

"It will be passed on to the members of the Ghost Killing Squad, and the relatives of each member will be treated properly."

Mr. Yushen said that proper promises and oaths can make friendship go further.

But when Tomioka Yoshiyuki said this, he said it completely according to his own ideas.

Purgatory Kyojuro also realized that, after realizing this, he looked at Yoshiyuki Tomioka without the forced smile just now.

Maybe the rumors are wrong, Yoshiyuki Tomioka is really a nice guy...he really seems to be just not good at socializing.

For example, Tomioka Yoshiyuki did not find out about his mother's death, which is well known to everyone. For example, Tanjiro's child is called Kamado Tanjiro, and for example, the coin in his hand was picked up.

...But what does it matter.

In this way, this conversation ended after Tomioka Yoshiyuki crazily set up various death flags for Purgatory Kyojuro.

However, the anecdote that Yanzhu used a coin he picked up to empty his hand at White Wolf, and later picked up a cheap son for the Purgatory family, was recorded and passed down to later generations.