The Handmade Blogger's Guide to Salvation

Natsume Takashi felt very unlucky today.

Very, very, unlucky!

As for why...

Because when he went out, the first thing he saw was a team of professional undertakers holding suonas.

At that time, things were more than that simple.

Because Natsume Takashi found out...the team of undertakers followed him.

Waiting for the green light at the same time, riding the same bus at the same time, getting off at the same time, passing the corner coffee shop at the same time, and finally...

At the same time, it stopped at the gate of the Ganghei Building.

The matter is very intriguing at this point, Natsume Takashi stared at the undertaker who seemed to have a particularly dark complexion, and couldn't help asking:

"That... the deceased is from here?"

The funeral captain holding the suona nodded silently.

Then this is really a sad story... But even if this is a Hong Kong gangster, it is excusable for such a thing to happen, right?After all, all the work here is fighting and killing.

Natsume Takashi sighed, "I really feel sorry for the deceased."

"Who said it wasn't."

Captain Suona agreed, and then entered the lobby with Natsume Takashi, and after registering an appointment at the front desk, sat on the sofa in the lobby and waited.

After all, Hong Kong Hei is a large enterprise with 5 buildings, so there are actually a lot of people coming in and out, but they all look like a group of punks, and the voice of "talking loud and clear" is not small, twittering, and some words inadvertently entered Natsume Kishi's ears.

"It's too miserable... Who knew that he went there without making a sound. I thought that person would die in the battle."

"Now there are several rumors that are quite evil, and I don't know which one is true and which one is false."

"Some people said that in order to please Miss Alice, he performed a performance of swallowing live loach, and he was forced to choke to death."

"What I heard is that in order to compete with him for the opportunity to perform live loach performance, the cadres of the Central Plains threw him out of the atmosphere with one hand, and he was suffocated to death due to lack of oxygen."

"No, why do I feel that the two of them are not such people? It is obvious that Senior Guangjin Liulang fell into the water with him, and the leader can only save one person, so he died."

"These statements of yours are too curious. My news is absolutely reliable! He drowned in the small pond in the back garden. When the leader came here to rescue him, he met the river god who had become a spirit from a loach... Then the leader frightened him. Ran!"

What is this all about? !

The more Natsume Takashi listened, the more he felt something was wrong, and couldn't help but look back at the old man of the Suona team, and this dark-faced uncle also had the same serious expression.

That's right, after seeing so many dead people, it was the first time they had heard of such a strange way of death.

Either way, it's not a happy ending, is it?This is obviously playing graffiti jump with the God of death!

And what the hell is loach!As a member of Hong Kong gangsters, instead of being killed by a hail of bullets, he was killed by a loach. This is too embarrassing! !

Natsume Takashi frowned.

The deceased must be a new member. He knew the cadre here, Akutagawa Ryunosuke. After the meeting, he must try to convince him that more compensation should be given to the family...

Suddenly, several Hong Kong gang members with serious expressions came out of the stairs and came towards the suona team.

"It's here, hurry up and take it away."

Because Natsume Takashi and the Suona team came in at the same time and made an appointment at the same time, Natsume Takashi estimated that he would be interviewed soon, so he simply stood up and began to wait.

Then, then inadvertently glanced at the unlucky ghost on the stretcher.

wait, this man...

So purple!

And the funeral uncle of the Suona team is obviously the first time I have seen it. He said to the Hong Kong black members with some embarrassment:

"Ah... sorry, aliens are not included in the business we accept."

The earth can't breed human beings of this color!This color is more authentic than the purple of Russian purple candy, right?

"Did I say that your eyes are for breathing? This...it doesn't look like an alien at all!" After saying this, the Hong Kong black brother moved his eyes guiltily, "This is what we call the Yokohama Rabid Dog Ryunosuke Akutagawa!"

Natsume Takashi hadn't walked half a meter away and stopped abruptly on the spot.

who? ?who! ! !

Is this Akutagawa Ryunosuke? !

Takashi Natsume turned around abruptly, then rushed to Akutagawa Ryunosuke, decisively lifted the white cloth over the head of the corpse, and carefully identified... well, it was Akutagawa Ryunosuke!

Why did he hang up? !

In desperation, Natsume Takashi couldn't help shouting out these words.

"Sorry, this is confidential, and we don't know... But we have guessed a little clue."

This Hong Kong gangster was a bit honest, and told Natsume Takashi everything he knew.

"Look, as long as we say two key words, he will move."

After finishing speaking, the Hong Kong black brother pointed to Ryunosuke Akutagawa, and then said two words.

"loach!"

The already stiff Akutagawa Ryunosuke suddenly raised his left hand, startling everyone around him, and took several steps back in an instant.

However, this is not over yet, the Hong Kong black brother cleared his throat and gave the order again: "Buttocks!"

Akutagawa Ryunosuke raised his right hand violently!

"Look, because of his performance, we believe that when he died, he must have been in a place with loach and buttocks!"

The Hong Kong and black brother analyzed clearly and soundly, and the expressions of the onlookers around him gradually became convinced...it was too reasonable to refute!

Even if Edogawa Ranbu was on the scene, he couldn't reason better!

And Akutagawa Ryunosuke looks exactly like a zombie now... what a ghost!

"Can move! He's still alive!" Natsume Takashi felt the blood vessels on his head throbbing, "Hurry up and send him to the hospital!"

"Alive? Impossible to live. The doctors in Hong Kong and Heilongjiang said that the evolution of human beings in the world is very slow, and it is impossible for purple people to exist!"

Hey, it makes sense!

But Natsume Takashi didn't have time to agree with his point of view. He and Akutagawa Ryunosuke participated in the winter camp together, and they were considered familiar friends. He must save Akutagawa Ryunosuke!

Natsume Takashi took a deep breath——

"loach!"

Akutagawa Ryunosuke's left leg sticks out!

"Hips!"

Akutagawa Ryunosuke's right leg sticks out!

"Loach buttocks!"

He stood up with a bang!

"Okay, well done, Mr. Akutagawa!" Natsume Takashi was a little moved, this desire to survive is really too strong, he is indeed a subordinate brought out by Mr. Osamu Dazai!

"Go to the hospital like this!"

So, in this lively street, the crisp voice of a 15-year-old boy echoed in every corner!

"Loach! Buttocks! Loach! Buttocks..."

The beat is exactly the same as shouting "one two one", and the purple Akutagawa Ryunosuke also cooperated very well, kicking goose step on the street very hard.

He took a long way around and kicked to this hospital on the edge of the city—the hospital where Chief Sen had obtained a VIP card because he lived too many people.

—but was kicked out.

The doctor expressed regret that he could not be saved, and kept asking "why there is a lump of old underwear/pants in the throat of the deceased", which made Natsume Takashi very annoying.

What a quack!

It's better for him to cure himself!

But this time, there was no need for Natsume Takashi to chase the corpse away, the hospital sent an ambulance to take Akutagawa Ryunosuke and Natsume Takashi to the gate of Gang Hei!

But this time, after he reported the name of Chuya Zhongyuan to the front desk, he immediately gained attention, and his subordinates immediately took him to Chuya Zhongye's office.

"You mean, people can still be saved?" Zhongyuan Zhong also looked a little surprised, "This is impossible!"

Saying that, Nakahara Nakaya walked up to Akutagawa Ryunosuke who was lying flat on the ground. Takashi Natsume thought he would reach out to try his breath, but unexpectedly Nakahara Nakahara also raised his hand, and he just slapped two big ears !

Natsume Takashi:?

"Look, I haven't woken up yet, so you said I'm dead?" Nakahara Chuya's question was reasonable, and Natsume Takashi fell silent.

No, your hand strength... Even if you were awake, it made you pass out, right? !

Natsume Takashi took a deep breath, and then let it out, "By the way, Mr. Nakahara, the air conditioner here is made by your father, right?"

Nakahara also nodded, "That's right, it was installed not long ago... why are you asking this now?"

Because the weather is getting warmer now, but it is still far from the time to turn on the air conditioner, so after Dr. Abundantia's air conditioner arrived and installed, he has not tried it yet.

Natsume Takashi suddenly mentioned this batch of air conditioners, which confused Zhong Yuanzhong.

This is too abrupt.

However, Natsume Takashi's expression suddenly relaxed, "Great, it's easy to handle now."

While talking, he walked to the window, opened the window and touched the outside unit of the air conditioner, watching his actions, Zhong Yuanzhong was also a little dazed.

Didn't they say it was good for saving lives?

How did you start repairing the external unit of the air conditioner?

But soon, Natsume Takashi took out an oiled paper bag from the air conditioner.

"This is……"

"These 15 air-conditioning units were contracted by my father, Dr. Abundantia, to a German manufacturer." Takashi Natsume added with a serious expression.

"You know, the Germans are very rigorous in their work. They will prepare spare parts and put them in the machine. When they are needed, they can be replaced immediately."

While Natsume Takashi was talking, he took out a lung and trachea from the oil-paper bag, and showed it to Nakahara Chuya, which made Nakahara Chuya amazed.

"It's amazing, the Germans... are thoughtful."

Zhong Yuanzhong also exaggerated unconsciously, and after he finished speaking, he felt that something was wrong.

and many more!

Spare parts...it should be the spare parts of the air conditioner, right? ?

Why did you take out a lung in the oil paper bag! !

What a human organ!

Nakahara hadn't figured out how Natsume Takashi took out a lung from the outside unit of the air conditioner. The next moment, he saw Natsume Takashi pick up the remote control of the air conditioner and press the air conditioner on the wall randomly. .

What the hell is this?

The air conditioner on the wall instantly glowed red!Then, under Zhongyuan Zhongye's dull gaze, they combined into a surgical operating table!

"Enter the command - lung transplant operation!"

Nakahara looked at the fan blade that was originally the air outlet of the air conditioner and took out a zipper, installed it on Akutagawa Ryunosuke's chest, and then opened Akutagawa Ryunosuke's chest cavity like a zipper!

The ordinary air conditioner on his wall before, now looks like an octopus, and started a lung transplant operation!

The Central Plains is also sweating.

No... so his air conditioner is so awesome?Isn't it too talented to be placed in his office?

"Huh? Is Mr. Nakahara Nakaya very hot? That's right... the air conditioner is used for surgery, so it's no wonder the room is hot."

Natsume Takashi is very considerate, he ignored the unprecedented air-conditioning surgery in his eyes, and instead found Nakahara Chuya who was sweating!

You are so gentle, Natsume Takashi.

"Enter the command - Fan the wind!"

The next moment, a mechanical arm suddenly stretched out from the operating table, and a small pink lady's folding fan hung from the end of the mechanical arm, aimed at Chuya Nakahara, and began to fan the wind like a bee flapping its wings.

Central Plains Chuya:?

Are you serious?Speaking of which, the cooling effect of your air conditioner is unexpectedly retro!

"I'm not hot." Zhong Yuanzhong also wanted to explain, but he didn't know what to say at all, so he could only continue to stare blankly at the particularly curious operation in front of him.

How should I put it, the operations performed by other ordinary doctors are relatively bloody, and it will make people feel uncomfortable after watching them, but the operations performed by the air conditioner... have a sense of sewing dolls, which looks particularly unreliable.

This... can it work?

"By the way, Mr. Chuya Nakahara, you met Dr. Wondertainment... right?"

Natsume Takashi suddenly said something serious, which made Nakahara Chuya immediately serious.

"No, it is said that I met two people named "Mr. Lost" and "Mr. Forgetful", but the toy was made by that Dr. Wondertainment."

Natsume Takashi sighed after hearing Nakahara Chuka say the same.

really!

All of this is definitely caused by Dr. Wondertainment!And according to the reasoning of the Hong Kong gangster employees... the victim should not be alone Akutagawa Ryunosuke!

"Actually, the main victim is Hirotsu Yanagi, Akutagawa Ryunosuke... probably because Mercury is retrograde, he was just implicated."

What happened yesterday... Although Mori Ogai did not seal it up, it is absolutely impossible for Nakahara Chuya and Ozaki Koyo to publicize it outside, but for Natsume Takashi, who may know the inside story, Nakahara Chuya chose to tell the whole story.

Sure enough, after Natsume Takashi lowered his head and pondered for a while, he raised his head and looked at Nakahara Chuya with firm eyes, "Can you let me meet this Mr. Hirotsu Yanagi, I might be able to undo the meme left by Dr.Wondertainment harm."

"In the method of Dr. Abundantia II."

Natsume Takashi became very determined at this moment, he could not let Dr.Wondertainment destroy this beautiful city, he decided to save all the people who were harmed by the meme!

………………

Then, Natsume Takashi saw Hirotsu Yanagi's ass.

Natsume Takashi:?

Isn't it... the legendary Dr.Wondertainment is actually so curious?What the hell is this meme!

This guy, does he have any unreasonable thoughts about the old man's buttocks?

"... Then a female loach appeared, wearing heavy makeup, probably the African-style makeup... yes, pink eye shadow and lipstick, exaggerated false eyelashes, and hay-yellow explosive curly hair."

Listening to Nakahara Chuya's description, Natsume Takashi opened his eyes in disbelief.

"Wait, this loach...does he call himself Grace Bill?"

Mori Ogai, who was sitting behind the imposing desk with his head propped up, nodded, "It seems to be the name...why, do you know it?"

"This is the hostess and animation character of the well-known children's program "Beautiful Fish." Takashi Natsume expressed a little surprise, "I watched this program when I was young."

The main content of this children's program is to teach children how to match children's clothing. The audience is actually for little girls, but it is a prime-time children's program after all, and Takashi Natsume has watched a lot of it.

"Why, everyone... haven't you seen it when you were young?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also rubbed his nose, "I don't know, I don't have a so-called childhood."

Mori Ogai also spread his hands, "We are not from the same generation, and our childhoods are also different."

Anyway, he didn't remember such a children's show, but... teaching little girls to wear children's clothes?Mori Ogai felt that he might be very interested in this program.

"So, what kind of ability does this Ms. Grace Bill have? After all, she is the chief culprit who made Guangjin Liulang's buttocks bigger."

This is true.

"Although it's inappropriate to say that, but... you guys are too impatient." Natsume Takashi explained with some embarrassment.

"Grace Beer's hosting style is more exaggerated and childlike. She likes to make a big scene at the beginning of the show, and then restore the original state... I believe that if you could wait patiently at that time, Miss Grace Beer would definitely Restore Hirotsu Ryuunami's buttocks."

His explanation made everyone a little unexpected.

Co-authoring... It's still their fault.

"Then what should we do next? Can we still get in touch with that Ms. Grace Beer?"

Natsume Takashi hesitated for a moment, and then carefully observed Hirotsu Yanagi's buttocks.

"No, although Ms. Grace Bill hates the interruption of the show, but she is actually a kind fish, or a lot of sports, Hirotsu Ryunan's buttocks will naturally disappear."

...Okay, this can only be the only way out.

"All in all, this is really a bad year." Mori Ogai leaned back on the back of the leather sofa with some decadence.

"Something happened to our ally, and we have provoked such a troublesome enemy in vain. It seems that I will go to the shrine this weekend to worship, and go to the bad luck."

Mori Ogai thought so sincerely. As the leader and decision maker of such a large organization, he naturally wanted to have more friends and fewer enemies. Enemies like Dr. Wondertainment should be avoided as much as possible.

However...he is not a coward either, if the enemy got into him, he would naturally not be cowardly.

"Chuya Zhongyuan, pass on my oral instructions later, this Dr. Wondertainment, as well as Mr. Lost, Mr. Forgetful, and that loach, will be the key targets of Hong Kong gangsters in the future!"

The mortal kind.

At this time, Mori Ogai, who looked like a decadent uncle, finally seemed to have the posture of a leader.

And Natsume Takashi, who saved people and saved a big meal, finally remembered the business.

"By the way, sir, I'm here this time, and I actually have one more thing to ask you."

Natsume Takashi changed the subject, and suddenly sent a request to Chief Mori.

"I hope to hire your organization to fight against Dr. Wondertainment." Takashi Natsume said sincerely.

Dr. W caused such a large-scale injury when he came, and if his foundation is stabilized, there will be endless troubles in the future.

And Natsume Takashi is sure that Mori Ogai will not reject himself.

Whether it was intentional or unintentional, the two subordinates were all victimized by Dr. Wondertainment, and he just found a punching bag in the corridor, with a sticker on it, which read——

"Dr.W can't get a hose if he spoils my child"

It can be seen what kind of image Dr. Wondertainment is in Mori Ogai's heart.

however--

"Pardon me for refusing."

Seeing Natsume Takashi's eyes widen in bewilderment, Mori Ogai slightly curled the corners of his mouth, as a veteran of society, he could see through all the child's thoughts with a single glance.

The children of Dr. Abundantia's family are clever, but they are still a little tender after all.

Want to use Hong Kong black as a pawn?

His "chess piece" is not something that a 15-year-old boy can pick up and use casually.

At this moment, Mori Ogai looked at Natsume Takashi who reacted greenly, feeling the joy of bullying children gradually spreading in his heart.

"I don't agree with the saying 'the enemy of your enemy is your friend'. This Dr. Wondertainment really messed with us, but what? Maybe it's a misunderstanding. If there is no conflict of interest, we don't actually have to tear it apart. Shameless..."

Shameless, too shameless.

Natsume Takashi looked at Mori Ogai, and couldn't believe that this person was yelling that he would die with Dr. Wondertainment just 1 minute ago.

Is this the adult world? !It's more complicated than imagined!

"Uh, Mr. First... I mean, I will hire Hong Kong black people to do things. This is my employment fee. Please accept it."

Just now when Mori Ogai said "conflict of interest", he deliberately emphasized his tone... Natsume Takashi succeeded in getting the real meaning.

Okay, isn't it just asking for money?

Natsume Takashi really didn't expect that the leader of Hong Kong gangsters who owned five buildings would slam the door like this.

After handing the card to Mori Ogai, Natsume Takashi couldn't help but sigh.

"Beforehand, our employment fee is directly proportional to the danger of the target person, young man, let me see your chips..."

Mori Ogai suddenly got stuck.

This black bank card...is weird!

Why so many zeros!

He calmly scanned the deposit amount recorded on the LED screen on the VIP black gold bank card with his eyes, and then couldn't help but gasped.

This... this is a lot of money!

Immediately afterwards, he glanced at Natsume Takashi with complicated eyes, that kind of eyes... as if he was watching the protagonist in the news that "elementary school students use all their parents' savings to krypton gold", full of regret, greed, entanglement, and Struggling and so on.

What a prodigal!You gave me so much money... Does Dr. Abundantia really know?

"...Okay, you and I sign the agreement, and our agreement will take effect."

Looking at the bank card in his hand, Mori Ogai readily agreed, and Nakahara couldn't help but look at him in surprise because he was too straightforward.

what happened?Why is this stingy old fox so talkative today?According to Mori Ogai's usual personality... He must be negotiating the price, and make another money, right?

Mori Ogai received Chuya Nakahara's gaze, and returned with an indifferent smile.

Bargaining?Don't talk about bargaining... When Dr. Abundantia comes back in the future, I will be thankful if I don't turn my back on him and ask him for money.

So immediately after, Mori Ogai, who was stunned by the huge sum of money, said something that made him regret for half a month——

"By the way, it is said that the girl we defected to the Armed Detective Agency...that little girl named Izumi Kyoka seems to have received a gift from Dr. Wondertainment."

Mori Ogai revealed such a sentence "inadvertently", and sure enough, Natsume Takashi's expression changed, and he hurriedly left and ran outside.

Seeing the back of Natsume Takashi hurriedly leaving, Mori Ogai smiled, this smile is a bit bad.

In his vision, Natsume Takashi successfully saved the Armed Detective Agency, but in further conversations, Natsume Takashi will definitely reveal that he has already made transactions with Hong Kong gangsters.

——Now, Dr. Abundantia's position is very clearly biased towards Hong Kong gangsters. Knowing all this, will the armed detective agency trust Dr. Abundantia as before?

Thinking of this, Mori Ogai curled the corners of his mouth somewhat sinisterly, and then looked at the bank card in his hand.

Really—a lot of money!

So much money...is it almost Dr. Abundantia's entire net worth?

Mori Ogai was thinking like this, unaware that he had made a mistake... He seriously underestimated Dr. Abundantia's earning ability and Natsume Takashi's prodigal degree.

Natsume Takashi prepared two bank cards with the same amount.

………………

It was almost afternoon when Takashi Natsume ran downstairs to the Armed Detective Agency out of breath.

The outside of the Armed Detective Agency looks the same as usual, but—the ominous premonition in Takashi Natsume's heart is getting stronger and stronger.

What kind of toys will Izumi Kyoka get from Dr. Wondertainment?Natsume Takashi didn't know, and didn't dare to think about it.

No, he has to go up and have a look!

With this in mind, Natsume Takashi didn't have time to catch his breath, so he hurried upstairs——

"bump!"

Natsume Takashi felt that he had bumped into someone, he sat on the ground all of a sudden, and then found Atsushi Nakajima fell to the ground in the same posture in embarrassment.

"Really, why don't you look at the road... Eh, Natsume-kun?"

Nakajima Atsushi covered his head and complained a few words, suddenly found that the opposite was Natsume Takashi, and was suddenly a little surprised.

Natsume Takashi's expression turned serious.

Atsushi Nakajima looked completely the same as usual, his skin color was still the enviable cool white skin that couldn't be tanned before, and his buttocks didn't suddenly get bigger, in short... there was no difference at all.

However, his body smelled of walnuts, a very strong walnut smell.

"Where are you going? Are you... all right?" Natsume Takashi asked.

However, Atsushi Nakajima gave Natsume Takashi a rather strange answer.

"Good and bad are contrasted. I'm probably "Schrödinger's good and bad". The place I'm going to is two rooms away from the president's office and three rooms away from the medical room."

Atsushi Nakajima said the above passage with a natural expression, looking like a very unbeatable junior high school additional question teacher.

Natsume Takashi:? ?

Is it interesting to talk around and around?

However, Atsushi Nakajima seemed to be fine, Natsume Takashi was temporarily relieved, he turned around and continued to run to the second floor where the Armed Detective Agency was located.

Opening the door, it was still as busy as before.

It's just that the walnut smell is more tangy.

"Oh, it's Natsume-kun." Osamu Dazai poked his head out from his desk, "Your family has worked so hard to take care of four children who have a doctor in their name and are actually a beautiful gentleman who is a manual coolie, okay?"

Natsume Takashi was taken aback.

"Uh...you mean my father?"

No, Mr. Osamu Dazai's comment is too sharp!

Dazai nodded.

"Actually, I just want to ask when will your worm-loving white-cut-hei-fake-gentle sister-in-law Hei Ni come to work? The flowers in the office are drying/dead without her watering them."

No, don't you water yourself when the flowers are dying?And who is the white-cut black fake and gentle black mud sister who loves to raise bugs?Matou Sakura's sense of existence in this article is weak enough!You don't need to add so many prefixes to describe her, do you? !

"Don't listen to him, come and sit!"

At the critical moment, Kunikida Doppo was more reliable. He took out a disposable paper cup and poured Natsume Takashi a cup of instant coffee.

"Why are you here?" Kunikida Doppo asked.

Natsume Takashi hesitated for a moment, organized his words well, and then asked: "May I ask, has Miss Izumi Kyoka encountered any strange things in the past few days?"

Strange thing?

"Uh, the so-called strange thing... I ran into 11×1 reporters on that pedestrian street with 2 coffee shops. After babbling 25×96 words of nonsense, I gave us a bag of money to return on the 16th of next month. There are walnuts that are 34 days old, does that count?"

Takashi Natsume——

He didn't say anything, he was counting with his fingers.

No, what is going on with the members of your Armed Detective Agency, why do you like to go around in circles so much?

Wait, the shelf life of that bag of walnuts is... why did he calculate the shelf life of the walnuts!

Are you free? He!

"Can you be more specific about what exactly happened that day, it's really important."

Seeing that Natsume Takashi was a little anxious, Miyazawa Kenji answered the conversation very kindly.

"Oh, it's not a big deal, and it's not a small thing... It's just that after we were interviewed, we got a package of dried fruits of plants belonging to the genus Juglans in the family Juglandaceae."

After Miyazawa Kenji finished speaking, he pointed to the food packaging bags on the table.

Natsume Takashi hurried over, looking anxiously at the instructions on the walnut packaging——

Dr.Wondertainment's children's brain supplement walnut!

It is the most nourishing to supplement the form!This product is produced from the walnut mother tree planted on the skull of the giant Titan. It is irrigated and cultivated with pig brain flowers as fertilizer. It is the best product for nourishing the brain!Children who eat are guaranteed to win the first place in the debate competition!

Takashi Natsume:  …

That's it!

No wonder he came to the Armed Detective Agency today, everyone in it spoke so awkwardly!

Eat walnuts to make you bigger!

"How many of you have eaten Dr.Wondertainment's children's brain-supplementing walnuts? How much has each person eaten? How long have you been eating?"

Dr.Wondertainment's items are already very dangerous, but this time, what I gave to Quan Jinghua is a food, so it is even more dangerous.

Natsume Takashi swallowed nervously, silently praying in his heart that the members of the Armed Detective Agency don't actually like to eat walnuts, everyone eats very little...

However, looking at the situation, it seems not optimistic.

Kunikida Doppo pushed his glasses, "Good question, I usually have dinner at 18:00, but if I just eat a snack every time, then dinner will be postponed for an hour, and every time I am blown up by Osamu Dazai, it will be another hour. I will eat dinner 15 minutes earlier...I ate dinner on time yesterday at 18:00, may I ask if I ate walnuts? How many times have I eaten walnuts? How many times have I been blown up by Osamu Dazai?"

And Kenji Miyazawa also had an obedient expression, and began to settle accounts with Natsume Takashi with his fingers:

“我的异能力在饥饿的情况下发动，在半饱的情况下会发动50％，在吃饱的情况下为0％，吃核桃只能补充25％的饱腹感，而我昨天上午7:00的攻击力是75％，我中午12:30的攻击力是90％，我下午18:00的攻击力是30％……请问我吃没吃核桃？又是在几点吃的核桃？”

"I heard from Chusi, it turned out that you guys ate it." Osamu Dazai raised his eyebrows, and then turned to Natsume Takashi to explain.

"That's not what they said yesterday! Kunikida Doppo said he saw some people eat walnuts with his own eyes, Edogawa Ranpo said some people didn't eat walnuts, Yosano Akiko said he saw Nakajima Atsushi eat walnuts, Atsushi Nakajima said he did eat walnuts... guess which one of them is right?"

Osamu Dazai pointed at everyone in the office and complained about it...except himself.

The world of adults is full of intrigue!

At this time, in the infirmary, Yosano Akiko walked out gracefully in high heels.

"I seem to hear someone talking bad about me..." She glanced at the office warningly, causing all the men in the office to tremble uncontrollably, and then lowered their heads.

"Little boys have so many questions...then, let me answer your questions."

She brushed her hair with Akiko Yosano.

"I wipe off my lipstick every time I eat. I usually wipe off my lipstick three times. Every time I reapply my lipstick, I use up 0.12% of the original lipstick. I used up 15% of my lipstick yesterday, and Edo Chuan Ranpo went out to buy snacks [-] times... May I ask how many times I ate walnuts, and how many times did I grab Edogawa Ranpo's snacks?"

Natsume Takashi swayed and almost lost his footing. At this moment, he wanted to eat walnuts once, to see if he could solve these logic problems that could be used to argue at the construction site——

He felt that when he came to the Armed Detective Agency this time, he might have to give his brain here.

"Wait, Natsume-kun, don't be in a hurry to calculate the logic problem—Edogawa Ranpo, you haven't asked yet?"

Since Natsume Takashi entered the Armed Detective Agency just now, Edogawa Ranpo has been facing him. It was not until Dazai Osamu gave a grand introduction that he stepped on the computer swivel chair and turned himself around in a sitting posture of a boss. return.

Ranpo Edogawa, the brain of the Armed Detective Agency!

For a person like Edogawa Ranpo, how terrible would his subject be?Natsume Takashi didn't dare to think about it, he swallowed his saliva with some difficulty, and waited for Edogawa to come up with the question randomly.

Then, Edogawa Ranpo cleared his throat.

"脀obs玐Vs=蠮殩屫祱[瑦.飖_平，69U襈体㎏梑M紟熓b痛岩Z缥s9"JrH搎乧B跳慖色bB! ! ! "

Garbled!It's gibberish! !

Edogawa Ranpo!Say gibberish with your mouth!

Because Edogawa Ranpo is already the top brain of human beings, and after eating Dr.Wondertainment's children's brain supplement walnuts, the development of brain domain has been improved to a higher level, directly breaking through the limits of human beings, and directly comprehending the upper-level narrator Mysterious language!

So scary... so scary!

And in the face of so many difficulties, how will our Natsume Takashi and our Dr. Abundantia II deal with it?

……

Natsume Takashi smiled.

We don't know whether he smiled back with anger or despair, but he smiled.

"I just remind you that this bag of walnuts is