The Handmade Blogger's Guide to Salvation

I don't know what happened today, but Osamu Dazai talked a lot.

Edogawa Ranpo completed all the work today in 5 minutes as usual, and then began to let himself go, remembering the days when there was a case.

But it was obvious that Osamu Dazai had disturbed him.

Calmly moving his eyes away from the screen, Edogawa Ranpo stared at Dazai Osamu, and he and Kunikida Doppo also fell into his ears.

"I caught a pig when I participated in the winter camp. What an adventure. They even said they would send it to me as a souvenir. Should I look for a recipe for cooking pork in advance?"

Osamu Dazai enthusiastically proposed to Kunikida Doppo, and Kunikida was a little surprised when he heard this.

"It's strange that there are wild boars in places full of man-made forests..." Kunikida Doppo frowned and muttered to himself, then seemed to realize something suddenly, and asked, "Could it be the ones raised by the nearby farms? The domestic pig escaped? It's not impossible."

Osamu Dazai waved his hand, directly denying Kunikida Doppo's guess, "Dr. Abundantia's son said on the phone that he is a soil... What kind of pig is a soil, oops, it is probably called the same as a soil egg, it seems that the body is not small, His tone seems to be frightened, and sending Atsushi Nakajima over there is the right way."

Listening to their conversation, Edogawa Ranpo's train of thought followed them.

Winter Camp... Earth Pigs... Scared... Planted Forest...

Edogawa lowered his eyes randomly, and his intuition told him that something seemed wrong. He pondered for a while, then picked up the glasses next to the computer and put them on.

Coincidentally, Osamu Dazai's phone rang.

"Hello... my takeaway has arrived?" Osamu Dazai raised his eyebrows in surprise, "I've never bought takeaway, tell me who sent it... Oh, Atsushi Nakajima? That's no problem. "

"Hey, let me come down and pick it up by myself, or pay on delivery?" Osamu Dazai gasped when he heard the delivery fee quoted by the courier brother: "Why don't you grab it? Even if it's a whole live pig, there's no problem." Such an exaggerated price..."

Edogawa stood up abruptly, because it was too sudden, startled Kunikida Doppo next to him, and made Osamu Dazai, who was making a phone call, pause for a moment.

What's up... what happened?

Immediately afterwards, Ranpo Edogawa took out his briefcase with a serious expression, packed all the things on the table in, and then walked out with the bag in his arms without looking back.

"What's the matter, where are you going?" Kunikida Doppo got up and grabbed Edogawa Ranpo, at this moment, he looked at a loss.

Edogawa turned his head in disorder, his narrowed eyes seemed to shine dangerously through his glasses.

"I officially announce that I'm off work...you let me go!"

After he finished speaking this sentence with great momentum, he lowered his head, followed by finger by finger to separate Kunikida Doppo's hand, and then continued to stride out the door.

No matter how you look at it, there is a feeling of running away.

Edogawa Ranpo could vaguely speculate that if he stayed any longer, he might see something that destroyed his three views—when he ran to the corridor, he suddenly stopped in his tracks, as if he was engaged in a psychological struggle between heaven and man , Finally, he seemed to have made up his mind and started running back.

He can't leave the president behind!

Therefore, Fukuzawa Yukichi was taken aback when Edogawa ran in without knocking on the door and pushed the door open.

He saw Edogawa leaning in with random steps, looking straight at him, and then lowered his voice after a while, and said to him in a very serious tone:

"President, you are off work."

Fukuzawa Yukichi's pupils narrowed slightly, and although his face was expressionless, there was already a huge wave in his heart - he looked at his watch, and it was only 10 minutes before he started to work.

This, this is off work?

Fukuzawa Yukichi's throat moved. He was not good at words and tried to explain, but he didn't know how to speak—although he, as the president, allowed him to be late and leave early occasionally, but it was too much to only work for 10 minutes.

"No, you're off work."

Edogawa Ranpo tried to wink at Fukuzawa Yukichi, but his squinted eyes made it difficult for Fukuzawa Yukichi to see the wink, but seeing him wearing glasses...Fukuzawa Yukichi seemed to understand something.

This is Edogawa Ranpo wearing glasses.

Fukuzawa Yukichi finally got the hang of it!

"Okay." Fukuzawa Yukichi nodded with complicated eyes, as if he had made some huge decision: "I'm off work."

After speaking, he didn't even pack his things, picked up the coat he had just taken off 10 minutes ago from the hanger, and rushed out along with Edogawa Ranpo.

Fukuzawa Yukichi knew that Edogawa Ranpo knew how to measure, and he would never harm him and the Armed Detective Agency, and that was enough.

Therefore, Fukuzawa Yukichi, who realized this, ran faster than Edogawa Ranpo.

As soon as he went downstairs, he saw the courier brother standing in front of a giant box looking around. When he saw Fukuzawa Yukichi, he came over, "Excuse me, are you Mr. Osamu Dazai?"

Fukuzawa Yukichi just wanted to talk to him, but the next second, Edogawa Ranpo, who came down the stairs out of breath, immediately grabbed the president's sleeve. He looked at the huge package with a certain expression in his eyes. Qing Dao's unknown awe: "Huh... no, let's go!"

go! !

"What the hell are you doing?" the courier boy muttered, and then gave the cardboard box to Osamu Dazai who went downstairs later, and after paying a large delivery fee in pain, Kenji Miyazawa resisted and went back downstairs.

However... due to Edogawa's unnatural behavior, they also felt suspicious. Looking at the cardboard box in the middle of the office that smelled like fried chicken, no one dared to act rashly.

"It won't be poisoned inside...or is there an instant bomb?" Kunikida Doppo took out the utility knife and hesitated for a moment before opening it.

But Yoshino Akiko, who was leaning on the door frame behind, couldn't help it anymore, she sighed, "What are you doing, you're so chattering...I'll come and make sure you're all right."

After finishing speaking, she took her big steel knife, aimed at the cardboard box, and chopped it down——

Then, she stared at the eight crisp eyeballs.

With a scream, the big steel knife flew out. Fortunately, Kunikida Doppo flashed fast, otherwise he and Akiko Yosano would have completed a double kill unconsciously——

"What is this?!" Yosano Akiko took a long time to finally catch her breath. She is quite courageous, and as a doctor, she has also dissected small animals, but...

What are you doing!How could there be such a big spider, and someone actually blew it up!Fried!

This idea appeared in everyone's minds at this moment, and the extra large bold boldface infinitely looped.

"Maybe it's the enemy's ability... Dazai, get rid of it!"

Awakened by Yosano Akiko's roar, everyone turned their heads and found Osamu Dazai sneaking to the door.

"I think it has been fried... this thing is no longer dangerous." Osamu Dazai wanted to run away, but was snatched back by Akiko Yosano and his clothes.

Damn, I can't escape!

Osamu Dazai had no choice but to look at the spider in the box, and felt that this image had been engraved in his mind forever... Even if he succeeded in dying for love, the last revolving lantern in life would be played on a loop!

His brain is not clean!

"Although I understand your feelings very well, but... if you activate the supernatural power on this thing, it will disappear, right?" Kunikida Doppo secretly retreated at a speed of one centimeter per second, but still urged Dazai Osamu sincerely.

The supernatural ability "Disqualification in the World" requires physical contact. At this moment, Osamu Dazai desperately hopes that his eyes can become real, so that he can avoid touching that damned thing——

"It's very impolite to touch food with your hands, isn't it? It would be bad if the president knew..."

"Don't change the subject, Dazai. If you don't want to touch it with your hands, you can take a bite. I forgot to tell you that the president just ran around with Edogawa 2 minutes ago... and got off work."

Kunikida Doppo pushed his glasses, and very much shook the morale of the army, and said the actions of the president to shake the morale of the army.

Wait, did you use the word "run away" just now?

Osamu Dazai looked back silently. At this moment, the Armed Detective Agency's fear of spiders surpassed the friendship of his colleagues. In the fragrant fried oil, he saw the ship of friendship capsized... Then... he tremblingly faced the fried spiders He stretched out his hand, closed his eyes and pressed it up.

Extraordinary ability [disqualification in the world]!

Osamu Dazai felt that his hand was pressed into a piece of greasy oil, and such a strange feeling made his skin crawl.

But... the big spider didn't disappear, that is to say...

"Oops, my supernatural power has failed!" Osamu Dazai's expression changed slightly.

He would rather believe that his supernatural power has failed, and he will never admit that there are such big spiders in the world——

"Okay, thank you for your hard work, Dazai."

Yosano Akiko's complexion turned even darker when she realized that the big spider wasn't a supernatural power. She originally wanted to quietly move out with Kunikida Doppo who had already moved to the door calmly, but her conscience made her stay .

"...I can't take this hand anymore." Yosano Akiko poked his head over, "If you plan to amputate, I can make an exception and give you an anesthetic."

Made a huge concession with Akiko Yosano.

So... the friendship of the Armed Detective Agency is sometimes very solid.

………………

Zhong Yuanzhong also opened the express box and took a deep breath.

"Cooooooooooool!!!!"

This is so cool that there are such big spiders!And it’s so delicious fried!

Nakahara also recalled the phone call Nana Taoyuan gave him before, and couldn't help but feel guilty... It's understandable for a girl to be afraid of such a big spider. After being complained by him, she fried it and sent it to him.

What a good boy, he must return the gift some other day!

Zhong Yuanzhong also rubbed his hands, just about to tear off a piece of meat to taste, but suddenly stopped.

Is it bad to eat alone?

So Nakahara carried the box and knocked on Ozaki Koye's door... Afterwards, Ozaki Koye's angry scream spread throughout the entire building.

Nakahara Nakaya looked at the box that fell on the ground, and was silent. At this moment, he suddenly realized that this senior Ozaki Hongye, who is superb in swordsmanship, strong in heart, and meticulous in thought, although he has always regarded her as a brother who is also a teacher and a friend in his heart ...but it does seem to be a woman.

Zhong Yuanzhong also touched his hair that was messed up by the palm wind. If he was 10 centimeters taller, the slap would have slapped his face firmly... But, it's a pity that this fried spider.

If it falls to the ground, it cannot be eaten...or, give it to the leader.

So, this oil-stained takeaway box was placed next to the bedside of the Hong Kong black leader Mori Ou's ward.

That night, Mori Ogai finally woke up. He opened his eyes and saw Alice who was guarding his bedside. He couldn't help hugging her in a moment of emotion, and shed tears...

"Alice, you don't know... I dreamed that I turned into a fly. I was swatted 15 times by a fly swatter. Fortunately, I didn't die. But in the end, I crashed into a spider's web. I finally woke up with the thought of you. come over……"

"It's really scary, Alice. That spider said it wouldn't let me go... By the way, I'm so hungry. Is there any food... How many days have I been in a coma?"

After speaking, Mori Ogai followed the smell of fried food, saw the huge takeaway box next to the bed, and saw Chuya Nakahara's signature, his pupils moved slightly.

"Ah...does he still think about me?"

With a gratified smile, Mori Ogai opened the takeaway box, and then... he saw the same spider as in his dream, appearing in front of him in the way of deep frying and dripping oil.

Those 8 shriveled eyes seemed to be telling him - I've caught you.

……

Mori Ogai lost consciousness again.