The Handmade Blogger's Guide to Salvation

In the evening, Xiaohumaru brought Xue Hongguo to Jinjian, but besides a hug, he also got something... something else.

"Look! Xiaohuwan's mission is super good! I chose it for you."

Jin Jian stood in front of Xiaohuwan and asked for credit, "Look, there must be a lot of puppies in the pet club, maybe they are cuter than the tigers retreating from the five tigers... After watching them for six years, I already feel that they are not cute Already!"

He loudly stated his shortcomings of liking the new and disliking the old, while Xiaohumaru remained expressionless and said nothing.

"Next, Xiaohumaru, you have to work hard, do you hear me?" Jin Jian stood on tiptoe and tried to pat Xiaohumaru's shoulder, but the height gap was too big, so he could only pat Xiaohumaru regretfully. Pill's ass/butt.

Then he ran to find the dagger of Awataguchi's family with the snow red fruit in his hand.

next moment……

"Hahahaha!" Yan Rong, Mikazuki Munekin, and Ishikimaru who were watching by the side finally couldn't help it, and laughed very happily.

Among them, Mikazuki Zongjin and Ishikirimaru smiled reservedly, but they couldn't resist Yan Rong's loud voice, and his laughter topped two.

Amidst the laughter, Xiaohuwan's face was expressionless, but his trembling lips revealed his mood, he slowly squatted down, and then...

covered his face.

The task list in his hand floated to the ground, and the large characters on it were very conspicuous——

[dog food taster]

At the same time, Ranto Shiro also slapped open the gate of Onimaru Kunizuna.

Kunizun Onimaru:?

He opened the door without saying a word, his expression didn't change after seeing Ranto Shiro, but there was a question mark in his eyes.

"Mr. Onimaru! I have a super super good mission here! I originally wanted to give it to Nissan, but after thinking about it, you are more suitable."

Onimaru Kunizun subconsciously wanted to refuse, "I'm only interested in exorcising ghosts... Wait, is it a mission?"

Is this the task that was originally intended to give a boost to Phase [-]?Onimaru Kunisuna remembered the mission that caused Yiqi Yizheng to break his leg before, and he should have gone there...

Then he took Ranto Shiro's to-do list.

Ranto Shiro was still chattering: "It's really a super good task. It's going to an open-air hotel for a banquet. I don't know if there will be Sixi meatballs and mapo tofu..."

"Needless to say, I will go to any mission... I owe that guy once."

Onimaru Kunisuna folded up the task list, put it in his pocket, and closed the door directly, not intending to continue wrangling with Ranto Shiro.

In fact, there is still a close relationship between Daojian Fusangshen. If it is really a good mission, the short sword will definitely give it a boost first, which he can completely understand.

He raised his hand to turn on the electric light that was just installed today, then took out the task list, and began to word by word, and then found...

It seems, maybe, probably... Rantoshiro really didn't lie to him.

Task name——【Run for a Funeral】

Participate in the funeral process of ordinary humans throughout the process, and participate in a series of folk processes such as memorial service, funeral banquet, and mourning. If there is a supernatural situation, please help solve it.

After reading the content, Kunizun Onimaru couldn't help but silently gasped.

This task really suits him!

…………

So on the second day, Onimaru Kunisuna was the second to leave Honmaru, a little later than Jiang Xuezuowen... By this time, he had already picked two baskets of peaches.

Because he was going to the present world, Onimaru Kunisuna went there in a naiban uniform, and tried to dress himself up in a modern way, but his overly outstanding appearance and burly figure still made him very eye-catching.

...But, it seems to be wearing a uniform?

After handing in the task list, the leader gave him a strange set of clothes. Of course, compared with the strange uniforms of the men with swords and swords, it was quite normal.

Kunisuna Onimaru put on a white one-piece suit, and the leader silently looked at the pectoral and abdominal muscles exposed by Kunisuna Onimaru under the one-piece suit, and then handed him a trumpet-shaped musical instrument silently.

What is this... a trumpet?

Although Onimaru Kunisuna's face was sinking like water, he was still a little flustered, but it seemed that the time was about to come. He saw a bus coming, and a lot of people wearing the same clothes as him and holding a horn got out of it, so he walked away for two minutes. step, mixed into it.

"All the folks are here, so next, let's go to observe a moment of silence and hold your suonas. Follow closely and don't fall behind."

Well, now Onimaru Kunizun knows that the instrument in his hand was originally called Suona.

He followed behind the team, lowered his head and tried to reduce his sense of existence, then observed silently, and came to the mourning hall.

Then, he stared at the transparent middle-aged bald man sitting on the coffin——

what happened?Is this a ghost... Sure enough, it looks exactly like the black and white photo!

"Hey, dude, don't stare at the coffin!" Onimaru Kunisuna felt his clothes being ripped, and it turned out that a teammate with a suona was reminding him.

"At this time, I am mourning in silence, and I have to put on a sad expression. Do you understand grief?"

This teammate is very nice, and kept lowering his voice to remind Onimaru Kunizun, but with a sad expression... I tried to make one, but it looked weird.

"Absolutely, it's another facial paralysis." The teammate next to him sighed, "At this time, you should think about something sad, for example...you can assume that your wife cheated on you, and the child is not yours, how about that?" Is that sad enough?"

The teammates tried to make Onimaru Kunisun learn to "empathize", but Onimaru Kunisuna frowned and thought for a long time before shaking his head.

"No, I don't have a wife... but I do have some children."

The teammate was choked hard, and the eyes that looked at Onimaru Kunizun were not right at the time, "Uh, then...then your condolences."

Hearing his reply, Kunizun Onimaru was a little confused, but now was not the time to ask, so he could only nod his head.

However, although Onimaru Kunizun is not very understanding of the world, he is not stupid. If his own situation does not match, he can be replaced by someone else, right? So he tried to substitute Awataguchi Kunizun, Hojo Shizheng, Nitta Yoshisada, Ashikaga Yoshiaki, Toyotomi Hideyoshi, Hiroshin Shibuma...

God, it's too bad, it's really too bad...

Kunizun Onimaru successfully made a sad expression, and passed the test smoothly.

At this time, Jiang Xue Zuowen had already picked six baskets of peaches. He wiped off his sweat, then looked at the endless peach trees, and sighed silently.

"...There are many more."

At this time, Xiao Huwan was sitting cross-legged in the pet club, surrounded by 2 Samoyeds, 1 Chow Chow, 3 Huskies and 6 Teddy.

He slowly picked up a gray-black solid, chewed it carefully, and then lowered his head to record in his notebook: It is recommended to add more bone meal and reduce the starch content.

Then, he sighed.

"Hmm... It's actually much more delicious than expected."

…………

Beep beep——! !

Everyone in the suona team put down the suona in their hands, and turned their heads angrily to look at Onimaru Kunizun.

But after seeing the clearly visible pectoral and abdominal muscles under his clothes, their eyes paused, and they drifted away as if nothing had happened.

... I can't afford it, I can't afford it.

"If you can't do it, don't brag, just put on a show... If you continue to deal with it, you will attract ghosts." The captain sighed.

What is going on this year?It's very common to ask Guan Guan to go through the back door, but such a thing as entrusting Guan Guan to add people to his suona team... He never dreamed of it.

Then Onimaru Kunisuna nodded with some relief, and began to practice the word shaming.

At this time, the teammates who had just chatted with him squeezed to his side again.

"You said just now that you have many children in your family, shouldn't they be your children?"

This person was bluffed just now, but after thinking about it carefully, it should be a misunderstanding. It is estimated that there is something wrong with Onimaru Kunizun's description.

"Of course not my son." Onimaru Kunisuna frowned and retorted resolutely. He pondered for a long time, and calculated the seniority of himself and the knives.

"They should call me... great-grand-uncle."

teammate:……?

He backed away silently, and then decided not to talk to him anymore. After thinking about it carefully, there must be something wrong with the person who was able to rely on his relationship to join the Suona team.

But Kunizun Onimaru didn't pay attention to these things, his eyes were locked on the "ghost" on the coffin from the very beginning.

He could hardly restrain his instinct...

Coincidentally, the first round of suona had already been played, and the host arranged for him to sit at the banquet, but for the first time, even if there was wine on the table, he didn't have the mood to drink it.

He pressed his hand on the handle of the knife at his waist, and then found an excuse to go to the toilet... He must take this opportunity to kill this ghost!

However, what the captain at the same table said made him froze in place.

"Hurry up, after eating, you still have to gather your strength to cry."

cry……?

Want him...to cry?

Recalling the process, Onimaru Kunisuna found out in despair... He seemed to really need to cry. For the first time, Onimaru Kunisuna's hand holding the knife became shaken.

Why is this experimental task so difficult!

In modern society, does killing a ghost still require such a complicated process!

Kunizun Onimaru slipped into the mourning hall expressionlessly, and walked to the coffin, beside the transparent man... but he didn't draw his sword.

Right now, he has more important things to do than kill ghosts.

Seeing Onimaru Kunisuna approaching, the ghost uncle even greeted him, but unexpectedly, the next second, Onimaru Kunisuna stretched out his hand, ruthlessly covered his face, and then swung his arms round to push him in. In the coffin—

Suddenly, there was a coughing sound from inside the coffin, followed by panicked slapping and screaming from inside.

At this time, the family members and children of this person came in response, and hurriedly asked Onimaru Kunizun what happened.

Onimaru Kunisuna turned around, pointed at the coffin with a calm expression, "As you can see, your father is resurrected—"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Therefore, modern human beings are indeed inferior to each other, and they are so unfilial... Onimaru Kunisuna looked at the messy mourning hall, turned around silently, and showed a sad expression he had just learned to the coffin.

"It's so miserable."

…………

That night, Onimaru Kunizun came back, and brought back a suona, and threw it in the warehouse and left it alone.

Immediately afterwards, Xiaohumaru also came back, bringing two packs of things with puppies on it, and told Imjian that these were snacks, and then Imjian happily shared them with the other knives.

Only Xiwan and Jiang Xuezuowen did not come back.

I don't know what happened to Xiwan, let's talk about Jiang Xuezuo's words first.

At this moment, he was carrying a basket on his back, carrying an oil lamp, and looking at the peaches all over the mountains and fields, he sighed for an unknown number of times.

"Ah... there are many more."

The author has something to say:. . . . . . . . . .

Kunizun Onimaru:

Soul suona (×)

Because I didn't want to mourn, I just resurrected the dead(?)

Little fox balls:

Minghu worked so hard to make fried tofu for him (×)

One thing to say, this dog food has a special flavor (?)

Jiang Xue left text:

... (×)

Stop talking, talking delays him picking peaches (?)

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