The Handmade Blogger's Guide to Salvation

It's a pity that no one ate the three good spiders in the end.

That's actually a good thing, isn't it?

In a blink of an eye, it was the last part of the winter camp... BBQ by the campfire.

Natsume Takashi and Taoyuan Nana held the same barbecue and hugged the sleeping orange cat.Surrounded by a small fire, sitting between Nakajima Atsushi and Akutagawa Ryunosuke as an emotionless persuasion machine, I feel that participating in this winter camp is really lonely as snow.

These two people are obviously here to protect them, right?But why has it become the biggest source of danger now?

These two people obviously wear exactly the same clothes, but why did they make such a fuss?

"I said you two... want some snacks?"

Taoyuan Nanasheng squinted his eyes, and then took out an opened pack of fruit candies from his bag. The large packaging belt contained single candies individually wrapped, which was very hygienic.

"This is a three-no product that my father got from somewhere. After eating it, it will change people's accent... Last time I tried it with Sakura, I became a Kansai accent, and Sakura became a fierce/male voice."

"Want to try it?"

It sounds like fun.

Atsushi Nakajima leaned over and took the first piece. This was a brand of candy he had never seen in a supermarket. The transparent package had a chattering parrot painted on it, and the name of the product was at the bottom.

[Noisy brand fruit jelly candy - the tremor of the vocal cords is the most precious movement in the world. 】

"Thank you."

Atsushi Nakajima tore open the package and put the pink candy into his mouth, followed by a strong peach smell in his mouth.

Not to be outdone, Ryunosuke Akutagawa extended his hand to Nana Taoyuan, and got a piece of yellow candy with apricot flavor.

Nana Taoyuan took out a green piece and ate it, then handed Natsume Takashi a... multicolored one.

Natsume Takashi stared at the candy in his hand, lost in thought...why is this piece in his hand multicolored!It looks so poisonous!

But with mystified curiosity and the adventurous spirit of a teenager, I ate this colorful candy in one bite.

Hmm... It's a mixed flavor. After biting through the fudge, the taste of drinking fruit milk tea permeates the mouth. One thing to say, this is the best fruit candy Natsume Takashi has ever eaten.

Then Takashi Natsume spoke:

"How, what changes have you made?"

After finishing speaking, everyone looked at Natsume Takashi in a daze, and he himself covered his mouth.

what happened!The words conceived in my mind are reversed as soon as I say them!

Atsushi Nakajima was stunned for a while, then cautiously said to Takashi Natsume:

"Is this the power of this candy, Natsume Cabinet?"

The next moment, Atsushi Nakajima covered his mouth after he finished speaking. When he mentioned "sugar" and "Takashi Natsume", he felt a mysterious force coming out of his throat, and the words in the nouns The word "zi" is added to a character.

But... what the hell is Natsume's cabinet!It sounds like a kind of furniture!

So, what will Akutagawa Ryunosuke and Taoyuan Nanao change?They turned their heads, looked at the two people who had been silent all this time, and found that Ryunosuke Akutagawa was covering his mouth with both hands, as if he was doing a B-Box.

In fact, as the oldest member here, Ryunosuke Akutagawa covered his mouth, and was actually talking in a low voice to conduct an experiment, although the way he covered his mouth... really seemed to be in the B-Box.

"The change is that the modal particle [er] is occasionally used when speaking nouns."

After listening to Akutagawa Ryunosuke's calm and sober analysis, Atsushi Nakajima couldn't help but glance at him... In terms of emergency response, this guy is really good!

Then, Akutagawa Ryunosuke turned his head to look at Nana Taoyuan, and asked her:

"Taoyuaner, Nana, leftover, what did you change?"

After hearing Ryunosuke Akutagawa's words, Nana Taoyuan showed a forced smile:

"Cuck!"

………………

At 8 o'clock, the active host invited by the winter camp was talking and laughing on the stage, and the students were invited to perform on stage. The atmosphere of each fire was very active, except...them.

The four of Natsume Takashi sat with their knees hugged, quietly.

The four of them must not speak lightly.

Let's make a summary.

Natsume Takashi: Make words upside down.

Atsushi Nakajima: Randomly inserts "子" in nouns.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke: Insert "儿" in the noun.

Taoyuan Nanasheng: "croak".

Taoyuan Nanasheng covered her face in pain, her pain was as deep as the green apple-flavored candy was delicious.

"I'm too quiet, will it attract attention? Let's talk." Natsume Takashi said weakly, trying to ease the extremely embarrassing atmosphere.

Coincidentally, the host on the stage was enlivening the atmosphere again: "Everyone formed a team and completed the task. You can talk about your views and understanding of each other, and your friendship will be deepened!"

It's a good topic.

Natsume Takashi made a start, and he chose Nana Taoyuan who was more familiar with him because he was thin-skinned.

"Sister, Taoyuan Sheng Nana is a person with exceptionally high military strength." Natsume Takashi praised her merits, which made the latter croak to him a little moved.

With Natsume Takashi throwing bricks to attract jade, Nakajima Atsushi also spoke. He is also a thin-skinned person, but it is okay in this kind of lively small game.

"Miss Taoyuanzi, your sister often mentions you. Our president and Mr. Dazai Ziji welcome you and Natsume to visit the Armed Detective Agency."

Nana Taoyuan thought for a long time before matching the "Mr. Osamu Dazai" that Atsushi Nakajima said with Mr. Osamu Dazai.

I have to say that this passage seems to be full of bugs, with its own encryption and various strange tones.

Seeing Atsushi Nakajima proficiently start to woo people, Akutagawa Ryunosuke suddenly remembered that when he was sent to participate in the winter camp, Nakahara Chuya senior also asked him to establish a good relationship with the siblings.

Therefore, he, who has mild social barriers, had to speak up.

"Me too. I heard from senior Zhongyuaner that you are very curious about the Gangheier organization. We all joined in around the age of fifteen. It's okay to come and practice...Miss Taoyuaner and nephew Summer."

You will never guess where Akutagawa Ryunosuke will add the sonification sound.

Natsume Takashi was stunned when he heard Akutagawa Ryunosuke say summer, wondering why he added English when he spoke, and then thought about why the words "summer" and "nephew" were put together... Until he found out that Akutagawa Ryunosuke was looking at himself when he said this.

He froze for a moment, then pointed at himself with a disbelieving expression.

This summer nephew you are talking about... is it me?

Akutagawa Ryunosuke nodded with a sad expression.

Natsume Takashi was silent, and then slowly covered his face. At this moment, he had a new interpretation of his name.

Seeing Natsume Takashi's expression, Nana Taoyuan...couldn't help it, and was very happy beside him.

Then successfully caught the attention of the host on stage.

"What kind of nicknames do you have between you and your friends? Next, let's invite students from campfire No. 13 to share!"

The elder sister of the host came down, and then patted Atsushi Nakajima on the shoulder, making him stand up.

"You and the classmate opposite you are wearing the same white shirt. You must have a very good relationship... Let me introduce the other party's name and private nickname."

Atsushi Nakajima and Ryunosuke Akutagawa looked at each other, and the two fell silent at the same time.

This moderator is so incompetent!Who said that wearing the same clothes is a good relationship!If it was a shirt collision accident, wouldn't it be more embarrassing!

Atsushi Nakajima took a deep breath and forced an awkward smile.

He actually doesn't know much about Akutagawa Ryunosuke, and Hong Kong is a secret place, he can't say it in public, but he still knows Akutagawa Ryunosuke's so-called "crazy dog ​​that doesn't bark".

"His name is Akutagawa Dragon's Son, and he has a title called [The Dog That Doesn't Bark]"

A dog that doesn't bark?

dog?

The host was taken aback, and couldn't help asking again, "Sorry, you said he is...whose dog?"

But this time, Atsushi Nakajima did not answer, because the next second, the two of them successfully fought.

"Nakajima Duner, you are provocative!"

At this moment, probably the entire winter camp organizer understood a truth... That is, the two people wearing the same small foreign skirt shirt may not be friends, but instead... bloody feud.

…………

Nanao Taoyuan stood in the old shrine, a little at a loss. Just now she was trying to persuade Atsushi Nakajima and Ryunosuke Akutagawa to fight, then she tripped and came to this place when she opened her eyes.

She swallowed nervously, then pulled out her own Taidao, and while maintaining a defensive posture, she looked around the shrine.

The plaque on the shrine reads the words of deterrent god... Strange, she has never heard of this god, probably some kind of protection god of the village.

Taoyuan Nanasheng put his hands together and bowed, and then walked forward with vigilance.

At the entrance of the main hall of the shrine, she managed to meet a living person——

A very, very beautiful woman, with black hair hanging like a waterfall, and her clothes are the kind of Hanfu that girls who travel from the next country often wear during the cherry blossom season.

Ask her how to get out from here, Taoyuan Nanasheng thought to herself, and then spoke to the young lady in front of her.

"Cuck!"

Oh shit, she forgot about this one.

The woman on the opposite side was taken aback for a moment, then burst out laughing, and then she waved to Taoyuan Nanasheng, signaling her to come over.

There are two things in front of the woman, an old brush and a beautiful hairpin.She signaled Nana Taoyuan to choose the same.

Taoyuan Nana was stunned for a moment, and then her eyes were attracted by the hairpin, and she couldn't move her eyes away no matter what.

The white stork soars into the sky, surrounded by golden auspicious clouds, emeralds and jades are all embellished, but it doesn't look vulgar, adding a touch of elegance.

It's so beautiful!

But she can't just take other people's things, and it still looks like a valuable hairpin. Nana Taoyuan took out her wallet and showed a gesture of asking the price.

The woman laughed lightly. She picked up the hairpin on the ground, walked behind Taoyuan Nanasheng, undid her ponytail, pulled up a nice hairstyle, and finally put the hairpin on her solemnly. .

Taoyuan Nana also solemnly stuffed her entire wallet.

She didn't ask the price anymore, because she was afraid that after asking, the money in the wallet plus the value of the wallet itself would not be enough.

The woman smiled, and finally accepted the wallet.

Immediately after—

She gave Nana Taoyuan a hard push on the chest.

The next second, Nana Taoyuan woke up in the car coughing... It was Ryunosuke Akutagawa's car bound for Yokohama, and the winter camp was over.

Nana Taoyuan blinked her eyes, suspecting that she had had an extremely real dream. Suddenly, she remembered something, and quickly reached out to touch her satchel.

The place where the wallet was originally placed was empty, but the wallet disappeared and turned into a jade hairpin.

"Sister...what's the matter, did you have a nightmare?" Natsume Takashi, the co-pilot, turned his head and asked her, "Try it, you should be able to talk now."

Nana Taoyuan smiled, but did not speak.

All in all, it was an amazing adventure.