The Handmade Blogger's Guide to Salvation

"...Aww."

—— Atsushi Nakajima

Many people think that at the beginning of an article, writing a casual sentence in double quotation marks and using a dash with a serious name will appear tall.

You see, does the opening sentence sound like a famous saying?

In fact, the phrase "Aww" was the last sentence Atsushi Nakajima said before he fell into a coma.

The medicine seller walked up to the white tiger, took off the exorcism knife, and hit him on the back of the neck with the scabbard attached as a fire stick. It only took him a second to pass out.

"...Be gentle with my believer, I thought you would make some kind of medicine to stun him." Yato muttered, in fact, he was the one who came up with the idea of ​​putting Atsushi Nakajima into a coma.

To unravel the entanglement of Rashomon, if Atsushi Nakajima transforms from the size of a giant tiger back to a human, there will be a lot of space in the middle, and the entanglement of Rashomon can naturally be unraveled... probably.

Looking at the sturdy Nakajima Atsushi Tiger who was still entangled by the black beast, Yato's voice became lower and lower...

"Isn't it that you will change back after being in a coma?" Yato turned his head and asked Natsume Takashi.

Natsume Takashi took a step back and scratched his head: "...how do I know, my supernatural ability is not of this type, but if we want to reduce the internal space, we can only start with spiders, right?"

Nana Taoyuan nodded, "That's right, Mr. Chuya Nakahara's spider tempura is still on reservation."

...Cooperating with you, you are still holding grudges!

"Okay, I'm just joking... After all, we have pots, oil, fire, and salt, but only these can't fry anything." Nana Taoyuan sighed in disappointment.

...So assuming all the materials are sufficient, do you really want to do this?

She stepped forward, pulled out the sharp Taidao from the scabbard, posed in a very layman's baseball-playing pose, and then cut the spider into 12 pieces neatly and the same size.

Yato immediately applauded and applauded, "I think you should be able to go one row ahead at your level... Even I feel a sense of crisis."

"Okay, there is a chance to meet, do you want to have a discussion?" Nana Taoyuan beckoned Natsume Takashi to carry the dismembered spider body with her, and invited Yato to a discussion.

But Yato shrugged and stretched out his empty hands.

"My artifact just ran away, and I have nothing to compete with you." Yato spread his hands, "Gods can subdue dead human souls, give them names and become their own artifacts...by the way, do you have any suitable dead people you can introduce to me?" Me? With food and housing included, I will be paid if I get rich in the future.”

After finishing speaking, he found that Nana Taoyuan and Takashi Natsume looked at him in the wrong way.

Who knows the dead!And if you ask this question to two minors who are only 15 years old, what is their intention? Even if they know each other... it is impossible to tell you, right?

Natsume Takashi pushed his glasses, thinking that he really knew someone.

"Must it be a human, can't this spider?"

Nana Taoyuan cleverly picked out a piece of spider corpse with the tip of a knife, and threw it directly at Yato with the green slime, scaring the latter to scramble away.

"What are you doing... No way, there is no use for spiders as artifacts, they can only be humans." Yato patted the dirt on his body, "Don't throw spiders at me! Even if I sign an artifact contract, it is with the soul, isn't it? And corpses, understand?"

"As far as I know, it was said a long time ago that Genji had a sword called the Spider Cut. How could he do it?"

Please, the meaning of Genji's treasured sword spider cut is the sword that kills the soil spider, not the sword transformed from the soil spider!

Yato pondered for a while, as if he was thinking about how to explain to Nana Taoyuan and the others.

The soul, after leaving the body, will gradually weaken until it dies, and almost only humans and some powerful monsters have it.

For example, the monster that turned into a cat in the torii just now has a soul, but the earth spider does not.

"In this way, I will give you a try and you will know."

Holding the spider leg from the piece of corpse just now, Yato managed to piece together the spider into a whole corpse, and then, he began to emit light slowly, converging on his fingertips, and whispered:

"For homeless you...uh."

Soil spiders seem to be social monsters?He choked for a moment, then deleted the previous word, which would not have worked anyway.

"My name is Yato, and I have been given a taboo name, and I will stop here. I will give you a false name, and I will be my servant. From then on, I will respect my life, and my instrument will use my voice. Please listen to my life and turn me into a divine weapon... Don't use your mobile phone to record video, you guys!"

Yato turned around and found that he was targeted by the camera of his mobile phone, and then he became angry with embarrassment: "This kind of thing leaked out, it's like the scene of the second disease, quickly delete it!"

But no one listened to him, Natsume Takashi and Taoyuan Nana were all staring blankly at the spider behind him.

what happened?

Yato turned his head, and saw... the earth spider started to glow?Seeing the unique clear blue light on the soul body, Yato panicked a little.

He had never heard that soil spiders had souls!

"Is this a success? My lord?" Natsume Takashi approached, "What are you going to do next?"

Yato Xu grabbed it, and suddenly 24 square souls emerged from the 24 spider corpses, which looked densely packed, and then they re-formed on the ground into a spider virtual image the size of a watermelon.

...But they are still broken, they are just souls built from 12 souls like building blocks.

"Although it feels a little disgusting, but even at this point, how about accepting him?" Nana Taoyuan frowned and looked at the spider block that trembled and began to tremble when the wind blew, feeling a little uncomfortable.

Don't forget, you made it like this!

Yato, who was stunned, seemed to have just realized that yes, and shook his head vigorously, "——No! Absolutely not, I only want humans!"

"When the gods gather, they all have to bring artifacts, just like bringing a dance partner to a ball. Others bring handsome men and beautiful women, at least human beings... What do I mean by pulling out a spider?"

This is too harsh, those who don't know think he has some shameful habit!

"Just use it for a while now, not for a long time... Now even the marriage can be divorced, you can't break up with the spider?" Nana Taoyuan complained about her netizens, and the language was very sharp.

"Look, it's looking at you with 8 eyes, maybe it wants to call your mother."

A cross with blue veins appeared on Yetou's head: "Taoyuan, please be clear... Even if a spider is recognized as an artifact, it will not call me mother! Without artifacts, it will call God's mother! Artifacts have no mother! No mother!"

After finishing speaking, the soul building block spider also seemed to agree with Yato's theory that the magic weapon has no mother. It shook in the wind, like Jenga, as if it would collapse soon.

He sighed, "...All right, you guys help me think of a name for it, and I will put the word [sound] on the last word of Liushenqi."

When the matter has come to this point, let's accept it as an artifact... Really, I don't know if I will be infected with "chill" immediately after accepting it?

On the other side, Nana Taoyuan and Takashi Natsume have already begun to think about what to name this spider.

Taoyuan Nana suddenly pointed at the spider, "Have you noticed that this spider has a characteristic, that is, it likes to shake its legs very much?"

"Indeed, look at its legs, they are shaking all the time!" Natsume Takashi also noticed this.

"Since it likes to tremble so much, let's combine this word... with its phonetic characters as its name!"

Although the process of naming it is a bit perfunctory, but after thinking about it...it sounds pretty good?

Yato nodded, he glanced at the spider, and after looking at the eight eyes, he didn't even want to recite the spell.

"Okay, let's call you leg tone."

Natsume Takashi: ...?

Nana Taoyuan: ...?

"Why, didn't you say the word [leg]?" Yeto turned around and asked in a daze.

"No, you can do whatever you want... Anyway, it's already called this name."

Natsume Takashi narrowed his eyes and smiled a bit reluctantly. Fortunately, it was a spider, so he probably wouldn't hold grudges...probably.

Then, Yato turned his head and concentrated on observing the changes in the spider's corpse. After all, it was considered to transform 24 yuan in one breath, and the time was a bit slow.

"What kind of artifact will it become... a cross? A prayer bead? Or a Kagura bell?" Nana Taoyuan asked Natsume Takashi secretly.

At this time, the drug seller who had been watching by the side spoke up and answered her question.

"Neither, this is...the weapon of the gods."

This answer is actually a bit biased, because some gods are not good at fighting, and the transformed artifacts may be accessories such as mirrors and earrings. It is a cold weapon, and it is the most aggressive type with a sharp blade.

"Weapon... Will it become 24 spiders?" Nana Taoyuan muttered to himself while looking at the 24 pillars of light, but Natsume Takashi next to him corrected her:

"Spider Kiri is Genji Taidao Kemimaru, not a spider... I think it might become a small weapon." Natsume Takashi gestured and was a little excited, "Will it become a ninja's boomerang?"

"The nine-section whip in CN's martial arts novels is also possible!"

"Also, will it become a wooden warehouse for holding 24 sub-bows?"

The two muttered for a long time, and at this time, the 24 artifacts were finally successfully transformed...

It turned into 24 small bags and fell to the ground.

"What is this...isn't it a weapon?" Yetou was a little confused, he trotted over a few steps, bent down and picked up a pack of small bags.

Is this...fried food bread crumbs?

what happened?Does this spider not only have its body fried, but also its soul?This... This is unnecessary!

"Dr. Wondertainment's soul-fried spider bread crumbs! Housewives, when you buy an edible spider, you can extract its soul to make ingredients. Cooking with the soul tastes better! (spicy flavor)"

Yato's eyes fell on the long name Dr. Wondertainment for a long time before he figured out what happened.

... Sure enough, earth spiders and the like cannot be used as divine weapons.

Yatou didn't know whether to sigh with joy or worry, and then took 24 bags of seasoning packets with various flavors.

"Peach Garden Sauce...we might really be frying spiders."

This is probably God's will.