The Handmade Blogger's Guide to Salvation

Nana Taoyuan had been waiting for a long time when Ye Fighting God, the drug seller, and Natsume Takashi rushed back from the back mountain.

Their gazes first fell on the huge black ball wriggling on the ground.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke's supernatural ability [Rashomon] is like a giant octopus, entwining everything in a soft and boneless manner.

Under Akutagawa Ryunosuke was a soil spider that lost consciousness and twitched from time to time.

On the right of Akutagawa Ryunosuke is a drunk-looking yellow-and-white beckoning cat. It is the "Madara" who was hugged by Natsume Takashi just now. Because he inhales the least amount of catnip, when he is entangled by Rashomon, It tried to escape by becoming a cat... but it didn't seem to work.

Above Ryunosuke Akutagawa... is Atsushi Nakajima.

To be precise, the white tiger was tightly tied up by Rashomon. He tried his best to get his left hand out of Rashomon's shackles, holding the tiger's butt/ass with all his might, otherwise he would just... hit Ryunosuke Akutagawa face.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke felt like he was about to suffocate.

"Soulless man, get your ass away quickly—cough, cough, cough." Akutagawa Ryunosuke coughed anxiously. As soon as he was anxious, his supernatural powers began to fluctuate, and Baihu, who had lost human consciousness, was killed Uncomfortable, he began to twist and turn, rubbing his ass against Akutagawa Ryunosuke's face, even though it was resting on Akutagawa Ryunosuke's hand, it still made his face visibly turn green.

Yeto frowned, clicked tut tut non-stop, and finally blurted out: "Good figure!" Immediately afterwards, he found that everyone was looking at him.

"Cough...don't pay attention to me, I just said it casually." Yato suddenly realized that there were still believers around him, and tried to regain his airs as a god.

But it looks like the tide is over.

However, Taoyuan Nana who was standing next to him raised his head and looked at Yato in astonishment. The voice was so familiar, as if he had heard it somewhere before.

"Are you... Yato?" Nana Taoyuan asked tentatively.

Once last year, she managed to pass the English test, so she couldn't help sending a red envelope in the women's kendo group, but accidentally sent a voice red envelope.

Only Yetou was the first to grab, and it used a man's voice. At that time, Nana Taoyuan was shocked... I don't know if I should complain about a man in the women's kendo group, or complain about this man's voice sounding exactly like his brother Natsume Takashi .

Yato was taken aback, and couldn't help but look Nana Taoyuan up and down, and then couldn't help but blurted out, "Could you be... the Taoyuan sauce in the group?"

An ingenious meeting with netizens started under very inopportune circumstances!

"This is... what a coincidence, the only man in the women's kendo group!" Nana Taoyuan stepped forward a little excitedly, and then blurted out the words that made Yato stagger.

No, actually...you are the only woman in the women's kendo group.

Seeing the two people excited as if meeting a fellow villager, Natsume Takashi next to him was dumbfounded. At this moment, his head was full of question marks.

Why, why would her sister be a netizen with the god he just believed in...?

What kind of strange development is this, even dare not write like this!

"Since Natsume-kun is your younger brother, I can't hide my identity." Yato sighed, took the eyes off Natsume Takashi's face, and placed them on Nana Taoyuan's eyes.

The radiant scene made Nana Taoyuan feel like kneeling, but the image of Yato bragging in the group is too deep, so Nana Taoyuan still controlled himself.

"You are in the group... Didn't you say that you are a witch?" Nana Taoyuan's expression was a little subtle, "I guessed it right."

Yato scratched his head, "You won't believe me if I say I'm a god... What did you guess?"

"Everyone in the group guesses that you are so poor, maybe it's a fraud/fraud/organization, you are the only one in the gang, and the priests and witches, including the gods, may be part-time jobs of you."

Yato:...

He squatted down slowly, and covered his face.Why, why are modern people not only sharp intuition, but also merciless in their mouths?

"Have you finished talking, should we... rescue them first?"

Natsume Takashi spoke weakly, pointing to a man, a tiger, a cat, and a spider who were entangled by Rashomon: "I think Mr. Akutagawa is about to lose his hold."

Akutagawa Ryunosuke's arm strength is limited, and his arm has blue veins, but the white tiger's ass/butt is still getting closer and closer to his face...

"What to do, Akutagawa-senpai, how can we help you!" Nana Taoyuan came to his senses and tried to chop the Rashomon Black Beast with a knife, but it didn't seem to work.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke supported it with all his strength, then gritted his teeth through the gaps between his teeth, and barely said: "Mobile phone... call... Dazai Osamu..."

Osamu Dazai's ability [Disqualification in the World] can invalidate his violent Rashomon. Currently only Osamu Dazai can solve this situation!

"Okay... I'll call right away!"

Takashi Natsume turned around and ran into the shrine, and then took out Atsushi Nakajima's cell phone, but when he ran back, Ryunosuke Akutagawa couldn't hold it anymore.

"Damn... I can only, the net is broken!"

Probably at the critical moment of life and death, a Rashomon black beast suddenly obeyed Akutagawa Ryunosuke's order, and then rushed towards the tiger's butt/ass according to his most urgent order! !

This scene is too tragic!

Yato gasped, Nana Taoyuan covered his eyes, Takashi Natsume was dumbfounded, and the drug seller also turned his back——

Immediately afterwards, an extremely angry tiger roar resounded throughout the world!

Akutagawa Ryunosuke forgot one thing, that is, tigers have tails, so the next second, the white tiger's tail was carrying a strong wind, like a little girl who was molested by a disciple, and he slapped Akutagawa Ryunosuke A loud slap.

The latter rolled his eyes and passed out.

Without Akutagawa Ryunosuke's strenuous support, the giant white tiger... finally sat on his face, and because of the pain of being attacked in the buttocks, it writhed on Akutagawa Ryunosuke's face very agitatedly.

Natsume Takashi turned around numbly, he was only 15 years old, and his age could not bear this explosive scene.

"Call Dazai-san... what should I say?"

Natsume Takashi and Taoyuan Nanao actually don't know what Mr. Dazai Osamu's supernatural power is. After all, this is not an anime world, and they don't know how to shout out their moves when fighting.

But it must be Mr. Osamu Dazai to clean up the mess.

Having figured this out, Takashi Natsume opened Atsushi Nakajima's cell phone, and the first entry in the address book was the contact information of Osamu Dazai.

After dialing the number for a while, Dazai Osamu's call finally connected.

"Ahem...Dun Jun, you better give me a reason to call me, I just kicked down a bench... Cough, I wasted a thick hemp rope just to answer your call!"

Osamu Dazai's voice was hoarse, and his tone was particularly terrifying.

Natsume Takashi's brain froze for a moment, he seemed to guess what Mr. Osamu Dazai was doing just now.

"Uh, it's me, I'm Takashi Natsume."

Hearing Natsume Takashi's voice on the opposite side, Dazai Osamu was stunned for a moment, and his voice immediately became normal and refreshing.

"Oh~, it's Natsume-kun, did you enjoy the winter camp? Is that guy Atsushi Nakajima causing trouble?"

Natsume Takashi was silent for a moment, did not refute, just stated the facts, but because the white tiger around him kept struggling and growling, the quality of the call was extremely poor.

"Spiders appeared here. I don't know how to deal with them. Atsushi Nakajima also turned into a tiger..."

Osamu Dazai frowned and listened carefully:

"A pig appeared? Sure enough, it was the right choice for Atsushi Nakajima to come over and join you... What to do? You just watch and deal with it. Of course, it would be even better if you brought me a piece of ham."

On the opposite side, Natsume Takashi was sweating anxiously, "You heard it wrong! It's not a pig, it's a spider! I can bring you other souvenirs!"

"More than one pig? Oops, are you participating in a winter hunting camp? It doesn't matter if you don't bring back the ham, it's great if you bring something to me... Haha, this is the first time I've received a gift this year .”

Natsume Takashi was taken aback.

"What do you mean... Didn't you get a gift? On Valentine's Day?"

"Although it's a bit embarrassing, but when I mentioned martyrdom, all the beautiful ladies around me left me. On Valentine's Day, poor me didn't receive anything..."

After finishing the phone call, Natsume Takashi remained silent. He squatted down with a dejected expression and hugged his head.

It's over, he screwed up.

Mr. Oda Sakunosuke worked so hard to copy a whole book by hand, and let him lose it in the mail!

Thinking of this, Natsume Takashi felt so guilty that he couldn't breathe.

On the other side, seeing Takashi Natsume suddenly become like this, Nana Taoyuan was taken aback. She cautiously approached her brother and asked in a low voice:

"What's wrong? Why did you suddenly become like this... What did Mr. Osamu Dazai say?"

Takashi Natsume reluctantly grinned at Nana Taoyuan to express that he was fine, "Mr. Osamu Dazai didn't explain clearly what to do... Would you like to call Ms. Nakahara Nakaya, Mr. Akutagawa's boss?"

Nana Taoyuan nodded, then leaned in front of the white trousers, and took out the mobile phone from the pocket of Akutagawa Ryunosuke under its ass/ass.

She turned on the screen, and after opening the address book... she suddenly found that Ryunosuke Akutagawa's phone address book was at the top, and it was actually Dazai Osamu.

After being stunned for a while, Nana Taoyuan flicked through the address book vigorously. After searching for a long time, he finally found the phone number of Chuya Nakahara, who was said to be his boss.

Oops, I feel that the relationship between these people...is so complicated.

Although Natsume Takashi seems to be more familiar with Nakahara Nakaya, but his current state seems to be very bad... So Nana Momozono pressed the switch button himself.

The phone went through quickly.

"Akutagawa? Why are you calling me at this time, the mission is not going well?"

The magnetic male voice made Nana Taoyuan stunned for a moment, "Sorry, I'm looking for Ms. Chuya Nakahara."

The person on the other end of the phone was obviously stunned, and he was stunned for quite a long time.

"What the hell, I'm Nakahara Chuya! It's too rude...Who are you?" Nakahara Chuya's voice suddenly raised a degree, sounding very angry.

Taoyuan Nanasheng was so frightened that he almost lost his grip on the phone.

"Yes, I'm sorry, I'm very sorry!" Nana Taoyuan was so embarrassed that there was a cry in her voice, and on the other end of the phone, after hearing her apology, she seemed a little embarrassed, and her tone softened a lot.

"Tell me, what's the matter?"

"Well, we were attacked by the monster earth spider, Akutagawa Ryunosuke fainted, what do you think we should do?"

Nakahara was silent for a moment, and then raised his voice abruptly, "What did you say? Akutagawa Ryunosuke... fainted by a mere spider?"

What kind of world-class top-notch waste is this!

"Listen ma'am, I'm not an expert on deworming, but if it were me, I'd take off my shoes and smack them with the soles of my shoes."

Taoyuan Nana raised his head, looked at the soil spider, which was as big as three people put together, and then hurriedly explained:

"No, it's the monster earth spider, it's very big, we can't—"

"That's enough, ma'am—use bricks if you can't kill the soles, use a gun if you can't kill the bricks, or blow them up if it doesn't work. Listen, don't waste the time of a senior Hong Kong and black cadre with such trivial problems, you That's disrespectful."

In the next second, the phone was blocked by Zhong Yuan, leaving only a beeping busy tone.

Taoyuan Nanasheng gritted her teeth, her face turned livid by Nakahara Chuya, this is the most unreasonable person she has ever met in her life, bar none!

"What did he say, is there a solution?" Takashi Natsume cheered up and asked Nana Taoyuan.

Nana Taoyuan suppressed the anger in his heart, suddenly showed a bright smile, and answered Natsume Takashi's question.

"Well, I answered...Natsume, start the pot and heat the oil. Mr. Nakahara Chuya said he wants to eat..."

"Fried spiders."

The author has something to say: I watched the collections go up and down yesterday, and my heart was mixed to the point of insomnia

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Persecution of Akutagawa (?)

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