The Handmade Blogger's Guide to Salvation

"Hello, audience friends, I'm Dr. Abundantia."

After so many days, Yu Shenshejian finally remembered his online account—it was time to update it.

However... In view of the hardware conditions here, Yushen Shejian hesitated for a while and clicked the "live broadcast" button.

His mobile phone seemed to freeze for a moment, and then, subtitles frantically surged in the lower left corner of the screen, and a large number of melon-eating people poured into Yushenshejian's live broadcast room, and in an instant, his live broadcast room was crowded No. [-] on the list.

"Today, I will teach you some small methods that can be used in daily life—for example, the broken wooden door in front of you."

Honmaru originally had two gates, but one was destroyed by Utari Kanesada before, so there is only one gate standing here alone.

"First, we need to prepare a long wooden broom."

The phone is currently half-floating in the air. On the back of the phone, a phantom of a gear fairy emerges. The gears change and rotate, so that the camera is accurately aimed at the position below Yu Shenshejian's eyes.

"Next, prepare a whistle and a small red balloon, rub it on the clothes, let it stick to the broom with static electricity..." Yu Shenshe blew up the balloon, and then operated step by step.

Finally, mix magnesium powder, cornstarch, and washing powder, and add a little camphor ball powder to make it old. Yu Shenshejian put the broom in the center of the ground, and made a horse killing chicken with these three powders, and then shook it off Out of the powder... a door came out.

Yu Shenshe held on to the door and installed it tremblingly. He took a few steps back to observe the symmetry of the two doors.

It's just perfect, even the degree of distressing is just right.

Yu Shenshejian expressed his satisfaction. He took a step forward to take off the floating mobile phone, and inadvertently saw the comments of netizens flashing rapidly.

[This figure was born for the shirt!Look at his trousers down to the ankle between the leather shoes, can you see his waist?This is a man's waist, can you believe it? ]

Is there something wrong with his waist?Also, there are more than shirts in his wardrobe. Next time, do you want to borrow the clothes of Natsume or other swordsmen to shoot videos?

[I bet a landmine that Abundantia definitely has pectoral and abdominal muscles! ]

He does have this, but does it have anything to do with the video itself?

[I can't take it anymore, I'm actually from the Hong Kong gangster intelligence team, and now I'm reading your comments every day to collect intelligence, now I'm bent ;-)]

It's time to talk to Mr. Chuya Nakahara on the phone!

Yu Shenshejian was thinking this way, and just about to close the live broadcast room, he suddenly felt something stepped on under his feet, and when he looked down, it turned out to be a mushroom.

Mushrooms... where did you get the mushrooms?

He squatted down, and tentatively pulled——

boom--! ! ! !

The door that was intact before fell down, smashed to pieces on the ground with a plop, and the dust was flying. Only Yu Shenshejian stood there, with a mushroom in one hand and a mobile phone in the other. There were also a group of "hahaha" eating melons in the mobile phone the masses.

Yushin Shema confirmed that he was really Mercury retrograde recently.

………………

"Well, Mr. Swordsman Tower, why are you here?"

Japan accidentally passed by the forging room, and suddenly spotted Hiroshin Shema.

"I heard that your forge is broken, so I came here to see what's going on." Yu Shenshe frowned slightly, "It's a little different from what I imagined."

He thought the so-called forge was an ordinary metal furnace that could be ignited and then used to hammer swords.

I didn't expect it to be such a fully automated high-tech thing.

"It's a long story to tell about the origin of this thing." The Japanese strolled in with their weapons in their arms, and knocked on the stove with their hands.

"It is said that this is the stove of a very non-chieftain god judge back then... Oh, what non-chieftain means is that he can only forge ordinary swords and swords, but cannot forge rare swords."

"Then, this god-judgmentist tried his best, and seemed to use some other means, and finally forged a sword for more than three hours..."

After finishing speaking, Japan gave a chuckle, which seemed to be gloating.

"Then, when the rare sword was about to be successfully forged, the furnace broke down." Japan shrugged, "Then the Government of Time/Government appeased the god judge, gave him a new furnace, and gave us the old one." gone."

Hiroshin Shema nodded, he roughly knew where the focus of the stove was.

"You want to fix it?" Japan stood upright, looking quite interested, "How about it, let me take a look too? I will help."

It doesn't matter, Yu Shenshema doesn't care if there is someone to help, but he is very happy to give the Japanese account popular science.

"The result of my judgment is that the last sword forged in this furnace was probably stuck in it, causing the furnace to fail to operate... You can determine the focus of the disease by tapping the furnace and listening to the sound."

After Yu Shenshejian finished speaking, he took the pipe wrench and knocked on the stove:

Stove: "Duang~~"

He turned his head and asked the Japanese number, "Did you hear anything?" The latter was taken aback, and scratched his head a little aggressively, indicating that he didn't hear anything.

"This sound means that the furnace has been used for 8 years, but it has not been used for at least 6 years, and the internal dust is serious."

Nihon Kan looked into Hiroshin Shema's eyes, trying to make sure he was lying to him.

He really didn't believe that he could hear so many things just by saying "Duang".

Yu Shenshejian turned around the stove for half a circle, picked up the pipe wrench and knocked hard, this time the sound was different from the one just now

Stove: "Boom!"

It's changed!

"This voice shows that the previous forging knife formula was four materials 999, and except for the last time, the forging time did not exceed 3 hours."

The Japanese number was instantly in awe.

"You can be called a master if you can ascertain so much information from an ordinary sound." Japan looked at Hiroshin Shema with reverence in his eyes.

He is a man with a loose and proud sword. This time, Hiroshin Shema really calmed him down. Unknowingly, the tone of the Japanese name was obviously a lot more respectful.

Yu Shenshejian couldn't help laughing, he shook his head, "To be honest, these are indeed my research subjects, but if we only talk about repairing this stove, there is no need to distinguish so many things."

"Where the stove is broken, it will tell you by itself."

The Japanese account was taken aback, "Sir, it's because of your knowledgeable knowledge that you understand what abnormalities correspond to the sound of the stove. I can't learn these things."

Hiroshin Shema still waved his hands, and then signaled Japan to come over, ready to knock on the stove again: "Listen carefully, and listen to how the stove tells you where its lesion is."

Then, the pipe wrench and the stove struck together again—

Stove: "Yes, yes, this is here~"

Japanese number:? ? ?

He was dumbfounded on the spot, he seemed to hear the stove talking just now!He just heard the stove talk!

Seeing Japan's expression, Hiroshin Shibuma nodded approvingly, then took the pipe wrench and tapped it again.

Stove: "Can you please stop knocking, it's broken here~"

Yu Shenshejian put away the pipe wrench, and then asked the completely stupefied Nippon Ho with a smile, "Look, if you listen carefully, you can hear the reason for the damage of the stove."

Japan nodded, and then continued to react suddenly, with an expression of extreme horror—not only did he hear the forge speak, he seemed to hear the forge scolding him.

It doesn't seem like a repair issue at all, does it?This seems to be another ideological problem!

Why can the forge talk!

Yu Shenshe held onto the edge of the stove, then turned it over forcefully, and jumped into the forge—this kind of damage, he can even use his ability, and he can repair it directly.

After a while of ding-ding-dong-dong knocking, Yu Shenshe turned out of the stove holding a ball of invisible metal.

"That's what's stuck in the furnace, and I'm guessing it's the remains of that rare knife—do you know which sword it is?"

The piece of metal in Yushin Shejian's hand is very long, with a wooden pole, and there seems to be a furry protective sheath on the blade.

Japan's eyes fell on the familiar black protective cover, and he swallowed with some difficulty, "Sorry, I don't know."

How can I not know, he knows best.

"So, Master Dao Ke Tower, is the forge ready for use now?" The Japanese changed the subject.

After hearing what he said, Yu Shenshejian turned around and knocked on the forge with the pipe wrench in his hand.

Forge: "Okay~"

Yushin Shema turned his head, and said seriously to Japan: "It's ok...Mr. Japan, your complexion is very bad, are you sick?"

Japan forced a smile, then shook his head, he was not sick, just... just felt that there was something called "common sense" in his mind, which was smashed by Hiroshin Shema together.

…………

"This is a furnace with knives, and it's still in good condition without any damage. Do you want to try it, Master Dao Ke Tower?"

The Japanese number rested for a long time before recovering.Then he brought Hiroshin Shema to the sword room.

"Put all kinds of materials into the furnace one by one, which is the same technique as forging knives." Hiroshin Shema started to forge the knives according to the method of Japan.

In fact, he is very inquisitive. When encountering new things that he has never seen before, he has to try them himself.

Then, accompanied by a slight cracking sound, there was no round knife in the stove. Yu Shenshejian reached in and only took out a handful of ashes.

Oops, it looks like this Mr. Abundantia is an African chief.

"It doesn't matter, it's a common thing to fail once in a while—" Nippon Kai's voice weakened, and he found that Hiroshin Shibuma's expression was very wrong.

"You said, this is a failure?" Yu Shenshejian asked back, then he shook his head himself, then raised the pipe wrench in his hand, and aimed at the knife to install the furnace and was about to dismantle it.

"Please, please wait a moment, this stove is not broken, failure is really a common thing." The Japanese sweat came out, what is going on with this swordsman tower, isn't it just that the production of the sword equipment failed, why did you react? so big?

"No, it's just broken."

Hiroshin Shema's expression was serious, and his expression seemed to be stubborn. He said word by word to the Japanese number:

"I, Dr. Abundantia, make stuff and never fail."

This is the dignity of Yushen Shejian, an Internet celebrity handmade blogger with millions of fans.