The Handmade Blogger's Guide to Salvation

In the end, Nakajima Atsushi and Akutagawa Ryunosuke were finally saved.

Without the support of the giant spider, the Rashomon Black Beast fell limply, like a piece of soft kelp, gently draping Nakajima Atsushi Tiger's body.

Yato leaned over and tried to peel off the long strip of Rashomon...but it didn't seem to work, he pulled it and it didn't move.

The Rashomon stained with the spider's thick green slime is like a strong 502 glue, which tightly entangles the white tiger hair, and it cannot be pulled off without force.

Then he hit hard.

Stab it--! !

Looking at the corner of the clothes covered with white tiger hair in his hands, and the tiger lying on the ground with a small piece of flesh-colored skin exposed, he fell into a deep silence.

However, he had no choice. The Rashomon Black Beast could not be cut by ordinary swords. Only tiger hair was easier to shave. He had no other choice.

Stab it--!

………………

Atsushi Nakajima had a dream, in which he became a fluffy fresh kiwi.

Immediately afterwards, he fell in love with a smooth tea egg. As a kiwi, he has a green and juicy heart, but the skin has too many hairs and is not worthy of the tea egg.

So, he bought beeswax and adhesive tape, and asked Miss Tea Egg to remove his hair with tears in his eyes.

tear-

In the dream, the Nakajima kiwi was throbbing in pain, subconsciously thinking, the book said that he would not feel pain in a dream, but what happened to him?

Could it be...he really turned into a kiwi?

Could it be...he really fell in love with Tea Egg?

Kiwi Nakajima turned her head and looked at the face of Miss Tea Egg which was constantly changing due to the unstable dream. It became the face of the dean for a while, the face of the canteen aunt of the orphanage for a while, and the face of Osamu Dazai for a while. In the end, it became the face of Ryunosuke Akutagawa.

then……

He woke up with a fright.

Atsushi Nakajima opened his eyes, and the yellow pupils of beasts slowly turned into human eyes. He blinked to adapt to the light, and then sat up. He vaguely smelled the smell of fried chicken. Scent, but that wasn't what he cared about the most.

Where are his clothes?His clothes are gone!

In the past, he used the supernatural ability [Moonbeast] to turn into a tiger, and his clothes were well wrapped by the supernatural ability, so it was basically impossible for him to "explode his shirt".

So... what's going on here?

Atsushi Nakajima wrapped himself in the air-conditioning blanket with some horror, the dull pain in his body made him feel terrified.

He stretched out his arms, not only the clothes were gone, but the arms and legs were also bald, even the hairs were gone!Atsushi Nakajima sat blankly for a moment, then touched the top of his head with trembling hands...

Fortunately, his hair is less than half thinner, but he still has hair!

Standing up tremblingly while leaning against the wall, Atsushi Nakajima felt extremely uncomfortable, and the most terrible thing was that he felt a burning pain in an indescribable place. It was strange...why did this place hurt? Don't you eat spicy food?

It's so uncomfortable... At this moment, Atsushi Nakajima misses the doctor and Ms. Akiko Yosano so much, he really wants to be beaten to death by her, and then start his life all over again.

After thinking like this, he walked into the side hall with penguin steps with his legs open, and when he looked up, he saw the god he had just believed in.

"You're awake." For some reason, Yatoshen seemed very guilty, and he took out a set of clothes and handed them to Atsushi Nakajima.

"This is the clothes I found in the car. It should look suitable." Takashi Natsume also walked over beside him, trying to help him with some worry.

However, Atsushi Nakajima's eyes fell firmly on that clean white shirt...if this is called a shirt.

The length can reach the knee, the edge is layered with layers of lotus leaf lace, and the collar is also layered with layers of long lace, just like a ballet dancer's skirt, which looks extremely fancy and... coquettish/gasp.

Atsushi Nakajima turned his head indifferently, and looked at Ryunosuke Akutagawa who was lying on the ground and hadn't woken up. He was wearing an identical white shirt with a small foreign skirt.

"Don't you have any other clothes?" Nakajima Atsushi turned his head and looked at Natsume Takashi and Yato pleadingly.

He felt that wearing this kind of clothes would destroy a certain bottom line in his heart in an instant.

Natsume Takashi scratched his head in embarrassment, "Because it's a short-term winter camp, I didn't bring extra change of clothes...but I can lend you my socks."

Yato also nodded, "I've worn this set of clothes for more than 20 years, and I haven't lent you any new ones...but I do have a pair of extra socks."

Even Nana Taoyuan, who was setting fire to fry spiders in the ventilated place outside the door, poked his head over and raised his hand to join in the fun, "I brought a change of clothes, and it's more everyday than Akutagawa-senpai's, but it's still in the category of women's clothes , but I also wear men's socks, which I can lend you."

Atsushi Nakajima then turned his head in despair, and became even more desperate after looking at the drug seller... This dress is not as good as Ryunosuke Akutagawa's.

Moreover, the drug seller also immersed himself in searching in the medicine box. After searching for a long time, he took out a pair of socks from a small drawer and wanted to hand them to Atsushi Nakajima.

... This plot is so familiar. Atsushi Nakajima suddenly remembered the story that Takashi Natsume had mentioned before. There was a story about a netizen named Gorilla who borrowed clothes and only got gloves.

I didn't expect it to reappear on my body so quickly.

He sighed, feeling a bit complicated, refused Natsume Takashi's support, and went back to change clothes with his legs open while leaning on the wall, looking at his back, it was actually quite tragic.

Isn't it...

Just as Atsushi Nakajima returned to the room, Akutagawa Ryunosuke, who was lying unconscious on the ground, frowned, and then woke up leisurely.

To be honest, Ryunosuke Akutagawa suffered a lot less injury than Atsushi Nakajima, but in the final analysis, his physical fitness was worse. After waking up, he looked around and after confirming his safety, his first reaction was to check his abilities.

He wants to check how much his Rashomon has been corroded by the hateful soft hair potion!

Fortunately, after fainting for a while, Rashomon seemed to be barely under his control again. Akutagawa Ryunosuke raised his hand, and the black beast obediently... writhed like a snake.

It seems that he is only a flute away from a professional Indian flute player and snake dancer.

Rashomon, who was originally easy to control, now controls it like catching a slippery fish in the river with his bare hands. It is very difficult. Akutagawa Ryunosuke immediately sweats, and he has to adapt to control before he can control it.

It's so troublesome, sure enough, I'll change into a coat after I go back!

Akutagawa Ryunosuke sighed, and then... suddenly realized that something was wrong, besides the lingering red and black rays of light, there were more... white things on his Rashomon Black Beast.

what is this?

Akutagawa Ryunosuke raised his eyebrows, stretched out his finger to hook it, and a Rashomon black beast flew away as expected, and then lay on his lap begging to be petted.

These... seem to be some white hairs?

He stretched out his hand to twist some, then held it up in front of him with a solemn expression, began to observe carefully, and then smelled it.

The door snapped open.

The light-haired Atsushi Nakajima is wearing a white shirt with a lace skirt, looking like a delicate porcelain doll. He maintains a posture of clamping his legs, staring at Ryunosuke Akutagawa with red eyes... white hair.

"This is my hair! You...what did you do to me before!!"

One must know that when he changed his clothes just now, he realized that only his head was a little hairy. It was really more faded than braised pigskin!

Ryunosuke Akutagawa also glared at Atsushi Nakajima after being shocked.

"Why are you wearing my clothes!" He stared at Atsushi Nakajima's shirt, the veins throbbing in his head, but this time, Atsushi Nakajima, who had always kept an evasive attitude towards him, finally couldn't help it.

"Huh? Before you ask me, why don't you review yourself?" Atsushi Nakajima also raised his delicate brow... Although it was a lot thinner, it was indeed more imposing than Akutagawa Ryunosuke.

"I don't have any memory at all when I incarnated [Moonbeast] in its full form, so at that time—what did you do?"

Atsushi Nakajima rushed to Akutagawa Ryunosuke to ask for an explanation. He thought he would come back mercilessly, but...unexpectedly, Akutagawa Ryunosuke turned his head away in embarrassment.

He recalled...the scene where the huge tiger's butt/butt rubbed against his face and then rubbed again and again.

This kind of memory that will make people die in place in retrospect is a lifetime of stains. If possible, Akutagawa Ryunosuke is even willing to spend all his savings to buy a brain without these memories.

Or buy a face that hasn't been wiped ass/ass!

Cat farts/butts are very tasty!

And Atsushi Nakajima didn't know this, after he saw Ryunosuke Akutagawa showing a guilty expression... he really panicked.

Could it be that he really did something to him?

So at the next moment, I don't know who started it first, and the two confused people fought again. Atsushi Nakajima's fighting power dropped sharply with his legs between his legs, and Ryunosuke Akutagawa's Rashomon was soft, and the scene was like a dish. The chickens are pecking at each other, and they are evenly matched!

Seeing that the situation was not right, Yato quickly rolled up his sleeves and went in to start a fight, but he didn't know who threw a drifting punch and hit Yato on the nose, so this Fujin God, who is famous for his force, became angry, and the scene suddenly Time is extremely chaotic.

Natsume Takashi huddled by the wall, he was terrified at that time.

The main reason is that this fight scene is too weird, Atsushi Nakajima with his legs crossed, Rashomon who hangs down and clatters when he is out of time...you will believe that they are dancing.

"Please, please stop...don't call anymore!"

Natsume Takashi yelled twice, but found that no one was paying attention to him, so he could only sigh helplessly. He carried the sleeping kitten by the wall, slipped out against the corner, and asked Nana Taoyuan for help.

"...Excuse me, is sister free now?"

A few seconds later, in front of the three of them, a pink and tender katana pierced straight/inserted/into the rocky floor tiles of the shrine.

In an instant, the three people who had been fighting just now sat down obediently according to their height, and sat there without saying a word, not daring to breathe.

The murderous Taoyuan Nana was called to the main hall by Natsume Takashi from the side of the pot. With a look of contempt, she asked the trio who caused trouble just now:

"are you hungry!"

The three shook their heads quickly: "Not hungry, not hungry."

Taoyuan Nanasheng nodded, changed his sharp expression before, and squinted his eyes with a smile: "Very good, since everyone is hungry, it's time for supper."

After finishing speaking, accompanied by a subtle aroma.

The burnt and crispy fried spider is out of the pan.