The Handmade Blogger's Guide to Salvation

"Is Mr. Chuya Nakahara there?"

Akutagawa Ryunosuke knocked on Chuya Nakahara's office door, but found no response.

Strange, it shouldn't be, Zhong Yuanzhong should be in the office at this time.

Thinking of this, Akutagawa Ryunosuke twisted the doorknob, opened the door carefully, and then poked his head in—

I saw that Nakahara was looking in the mirror with his ass pouting.

"Huh? You came just in time!"

Nakahara Chuya turned his head and saw that it was Akutagawa Ryunosuke, so he opened his mouth to talk to him, but unexpectedly, Akutagawa Ryunosuke stepped back a few steps like a cat with fried fur, and stared at him with wide eyes.

"Don't stare so wide... Here, look at my new hairstyle!"

Nakahara, wearing his signature smile with some confidence, brushed his hair at Ryunosuke Akutagawa.

Immediately afterwards, the leather rope on his head was so silky that the friction was zero, and it flew straight out, hitting Ryunosuke Akutagawa in the face.

Ryunosuke Akutagawa lived to be 20 years old in his life, and it was the first time he saw someone with such silky hair.

No, not only humans, including animals, he has never seen fur so soft.

Nakahara Chuya's dark orange hair has become naturally drooping long hair. Because of the lack of fluff, it abruptly makes Nakahara Chuya's face look bigger.

But even with a big face, people will only focus on his extremely smooth hair.

Each strand of hair seems to have its own thoughts, and the breeze blows, like the tentacles of jellyfish swimming wantonly.It is also like a mop that has been soaked overnight, so tender that it can splash water, and the bangs that are independent but complementary to each other are like the door curtains of the Tiangong Hall that are carefully taken care of by the rolling shutters, each one is just right ...

Akutagawa Ryunosuke felt that his brain would play the scenes of ghosts and animals in Nakahara on a loop throughout the next day.

"What's the matter, are you dumb? Did I ask you twice in a row?" Zhong Yuanzhong was also a little upset, and then he couldn't help but reached out and brushed his hair again.

It feels like putting your hand in/into the milk, it's so smooth.

"...beautiful." Akutagawa Ryunosuke held back for a long time before choking out these two words.

This is not a question of whether it looks good or not. How should I put it, this is already a question on another level.

... Nakahara Chuya's hair seems to have changed into a painting style that does not belong to this world!

"That's it?" Nakahara Chuya was dissatisfied again, "It's really perfunctory, Akutagawa Ryunosuke."

Akutagawa Ryunosuke moved his eyes away in embarrassment, but Nakahara Nakaya's hair fluttering like a wild horse's mane seemed to be engraved into his DNA, lingering in his mind.

"That's right, because the leader was injured accidentally, so Miss Alice came to me and asked you to—"

Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Zhongya Zhongyuan.

"I know, I know, I'll go to the leader right away—by the way, come and help me keep an eye on Dr. Abundantia, and if he updates again, call me."

Nakahara Nakahara pulled Akutagawa Ryunosuke to the desk, forced him to sit on the chair, then clapped his hands, went to the window sill and jumped down with one hand on the window sill——

I have no intention of meeting the leader at all!

Akutagawa Ryunosuke sat on Nakahara Chuya's office chair in a daze for a while, and then remembered his real purpose of coming.

According to the priority, he should give priority to the things Miss Alice ordered, and his own mobile phone has also set Dr. Abundantia's special attention, and if there is an update, he will receive it as soon as possible.

Thinking of this, Akutagawa Ryunosuke got up, followed Alice's order, walked to the window, and then... dismantled the air conditioner in Chuya Nakahara's office.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke, who was walking out with the air conditioner in his arms, didn't know that the hem of his windbreaker was stained with the hairdressing liquid on the seat before, and the stain that was stained with the liquid continued to expand on his windbreaker...

On the other hand, Nakahara Nakaya didn't even know that his air conditioner was gone. At this moment, he slipped into Ozaki Koyo's office, and not only got the gingerbread man, but also the Kadai that Mori Ogai insisted on making before he went to the ICU. Mountain Q version gingerbread man.

"Chuya, Mr. Mori Ogai...Although he is a bit of a jerk, he is indeed a good leader."

Koyo Ozaki has a complicated expression:

"Because he was admitted to the ICU, he specially had his hair done to celebrate... I don't think it's necessary." And he still did such a ghostly hair.

Nakahara Chuya: "..." Feng Critic was murdered!

Sure enough, everything has two sides. He just has a handsome and beautiful hairstyle, but he is also misunderstood because of it.

So the next half an hour is the time for Nakahara to explain wildly to Koyo Ozaki.

In any case, Koyo Ozaki reluctantly believed that it was a coincidence.

This series of events dragged Chuya Nakahara back, and it was dusk when he saw Osamu Dazai.

The clouds in the sky were dyed red by the sunset, Osamu Dazai lay on the bridge by the sea and looked down, with melancholy and unknown expectations.

If you look closely, you can see that his hair has darkened a little...a little.

This made Osamu Dazai very surprised. You must know that his supernatural ability "Disqualification in the World" can passively eliminate all supernatural abilities, but for Dr. Abundantia's creations, it takes a little effort, and it often causes them to have strange bugs.

For example, the snow globe in the delivery room that was "upside down" last time, and the hairdressing liquid that has been changed to "dying" this time.

"With a new hair color, will there be a beautiful lady who will die with me?" He sighed, and the figure of Nakahara Chuya appeared in the corner of his eye.

The only thing I don't want to be bothered by this guy!But what about his hair?

Nakahara stood in front of Osamu Dazai, took off his hat, and brushed his hair in the latter's blank eyes.

The hair rope fell off again, but Osamu Dazai caught it the moment it hit his face and threw it into the sea.

"Did you let yourself go as soon as you saw me, and let your hair loose? Shall I play an accompaniment to "Let It Go" for you to sing with affection?"

Zhong Yuan also raised his eyebrows, "Is it so angry when we meet? I came today to give you a gift." By the way, he showed off his new hairstyle.

After speaking, he took out the struggling Kadai Gingerbread Man from his coat pocket, and threw it to Osamu Dazai in the air.

The gingerbread man drew an arc in mid-air, screamed "ohhhhhhhhhh", dropped the biscuit crumbs, and landed in Osamu Dazai's hands.

Because of the superpower of "Disqualification in the World", the Kadaishan Gingerbread Man successfully failed... er, it didn't fail, I don't know what happened, it didn't change back to an ordinary gingerbread man, but the expression changed to "x_x "Like, hang up.

Became the dead Kadai Gingerbread Man!

Dr. Abundantia's creation is indeed partially resistant to "disqualification in the world".

Seeing the bewildered expression of the gingerbread man, Osamu Dazai and Nakahara fell into a subtle silence, until Osamu Dazai bit off Kadaishan's head with one last bite.

"Ha, look, I don't even bother to die with you for a biscuit." The sea breeze blows Nakahara Chuya's hair like a fluttering horse's mane, as if Dazai Osamu saw a running wild horse.

Successfully made Osamu Dazai, who was holding the Kadaishan Headless Corpse Cake, laugh out loud.

Then Nakahara looked at Osamu Dazai, who was laughing while pinching the Kadaishan headless corpse cake, and laughed too.

... When the matryoshka act was about to start, it was Zhong Yuan who interrupted.

"I don't know what you found out, but try to stay away from Dr. Abundantia." The sea breeze stopped, but Nakahara Chuya's hair kept flying to one side because it was too smooth.

"Many organizations are secretly—no, on the surface they are looking for news about Dr. Abundantia, and the rewards are much higher than those you have hidden... You can do it yourself."

Zhong Yuanzhong also waved his hand and turned his head to leave.

Suddenly, Osamu Dazai spoke.

He narrowed his eyes at Zhong Yuan Zhong, showing a smile that couldn't see through his emotions.

"I don't know if it's an illusion, after your hair is no longer fluffy..."

"It looks much shorter."

…………

Dazai Osamu didn't move until Nakahara Chuya completely left. He looked at the headless corpse cake in his hand and hesitated for a moment, considering whether to eat it or throw it away.

However, before considering this, Osamu Dazai had more important matters.

"After listening for so long, it would be rude not to come out."

Osamu Dazai's voice was very calm, and one minute after he finished speaking, a staggering, chunky figure appeared in Osamu Dazai's field of vision.

When Osamu Dazai was talking with Zhongya Nakahara, he felt prying eyes looking at him. His intuition has always been very accurate in this regard.

It looks like a young man, but he is wearing an old-fashioned and bloated black coat that covers his whole body. His steps seem to be very strenuous, and his body structure seems to be extremely uncoordinated. His upper body is too long and his legs seem to be short. a section.

"If I were you, I would definitely throw away that meme-tainted piece of dirt right away, and then go back and wash my hands 10 times... Maybe chopping off my hands might be a better way."

The visitor looked at the gingerbread man in Osamu Dazai's hands with a disgusted expression.

But Osamu Dazai laughed when he heard this, and in the next second he chose to open his mouth, and in the man's helpless expression, he ate all the remaining gingerbread men in one bite.

"I'm confident, all supernatural powers are useless to me." Dazai Osamu seemed to be smiling, but also seemed to be staring at him closely.

"Ability? No...it's a meme, sir."

The voice of the visitor was deep and low, "There are not only the supernatural powers you mentioned in the world... It would be better if this were the case."

Osamu Dazai didn't speak. He deliberately swallowed the gingerbread man just now to get information about the "meme" in his mouth, because he can really feel that Dr. A's creation not only contains supernatural powers, but also is full of many A power he doesn't understand.

For example, this hairdressing potion, although the materials inside are a little strange, are all everyday things, but its effect is even comparable to supernatural powers.

Thinking of this, Osamu Dazai took out the liquid medicine that Kunikida Doppo had just made step by step following the video from his pocket. When he succeeded, he clearly saw the logo of the gear fairy that flashed across the bottle but was fleeting.

But... memes, what are they?

"It's a damn meme that caused all of this!" There was anguish in the man's voice, and a hint of repressed madness.

"Memes will distort your cognition, pollute your body, tamper with your memory, and subvert your behavior... In the end, you will regard the supernormal as normal, turn a blind eye to the weird heresy, and finally fall into madness with this world."

The man's tone was like a desperate patient who had just been diagnosed with terminal cancer. He slowly opened the windbreaker that mopped the floor, exposing his legs——

"You can call me Mr. Trapped, Armed Detective Agency, please help me - I'm running out of time."

Under the coat, Mr. Sinking's feet and calves were deeply buried in the soil. Even if he walked, his legs were deeply buried in the ground.

"I heard your previous conversation... Help me find Dr. Abundantia, no matter what the price is."

"Only he can help me escape."