The Handmade Blogger's Guide to Salvation

On the second day after going to Shi Zhi Government/Government to encounter the explosion, Yu Shenshe directly received an official phone call.

"Sorry, due to some accidents, your entry time needs to be postponed..."

Well, he knew it would be like this.

So very rarely, our Dr. Abundantia had a rare free time, and naturally, he remembered the video website account he had forgotten for a long time.

It's time to update!

However, as an excellent blogger, the production of videos should be in line with the interests of the audience, so that the videos can be popular.

Thinking of this, Hiroshin Shema went upstairs, knocked on the door of Takashi Natsume's room, and asked:

"What's popular among you young people recently?"

Natsume Takashi quickly hid the potato chip bag at hand in 0.1 second, and then showed a cute smile to Hiroshin Shema who came in with his probe:

"It's weight loss. The hottest topic among young people is weight loss."

Yu Shenshin nodded, glanced at the open biscuit box next to his computer desk inadvertently, and then silently exited the room full of cheese instant noodles.

Next to Takashi Natsume's room was Nanao Momozono's room. He knocked on the door and asked the same question.

Nana Taoyuan sat in front of the desk with thick dark circles under his eyes, holding a book and a signature pen in his hand, and said to Hiroshin Shema with a serious expression:

"It's learning. What young people like most is learning."

Seeing Nana Taoyuan with a swearing expression, Yu Shenshe nodded, and then said: "Okay... By the way, your computer is still on, don't be so careless when you turn off the computer next time."

Taoyuan Nana's expression froze, and then he smiled, "I see."

To be honest, Yu Shenshejian was very pleased to hear this answer. As the saying goes, a strong youth makes a country strong, and young people are eager to learn, which is good for the whole world.

With such thoughts in mind, Yushin Shema knocked on Matou Sakura's door with a gratified smile.

"What is popular among young people? Of course it is eating, sleeping, playing games and watching dramas."

Matou Sakura always got up late because she was sick and didn't go to school. Yu Shenshema knocked on the door this morning and she woke up leisurely. Then she rubbed her sleepy eyes and gave Yu Shenshema the answer very straightforwardly.

"...Well, I see. I'll leave breakfast in the kitchen for you. Go and eat it yourself."

Yu Shenshe was silent for a while, and was about to turn his head to leave Jian Tong Ying's room, but the girl grabbed the corner of his clothes in the next second.

"Father, help me go to my brother's room to get a pack of sandwich biscuits, he will eat them all later..." Jian Tongying huddled under the quilt, only showing her head and the hand holding Yu Shenshejian's clothes.

"Ah, and my sister, I lent her the VIP account of the video website. She watched an all-night Korean drama last night and she should not need it. Dad went to tell her that I need to log in and ask her to go offline..."

Matou Sakura's voice weakened because she saw Hiroshin Shema's expression gradually become hollow...

"Uh, Dad?"

Yushin Shema nodded numbly, "Okay, I see." Then he floated out of the door like a wandering spirit.

……

When people turn on their computers as usual and log in to video sites, they suddenly find a red dot representing an update appearing on blogger Dr. Abundantia's profile picture of a gear fairy, and they all fall into madness.

Dr. Abundantia has been updated!There is a new video!

The owner of the annual update finally remembered his ashesed account number and password on this day!

But the name of this video is a bit intriguing, it's called "Using Quantum Mechanics to Make Paper Man Wife/Husband Move"

When everyone saw this title, they were stunned, and then sighed sincerely:

Sure enough, in the era when traffic is king, has Dr. Abundantia bowed to the popularity of Two-dimensional?

In the Armed Detective Agency, Kunikida Doppo expressed the same exclamation, and then clicked on the video immediately.

It begins with the ancestral gear fairy logo, and then the screen fades out, revealing Dr. Abundantia's hands and desk.

In the video, Dr. A still didn’t speak, but subtitles were added in the video to explain. He took out a gingerbread man biscuit and put it in a triangular cone cover made of thin plastic sheet, and then he took out a piece with two parallel light transmission The threaded black paper is placed on top of the transparent triangular cone.

Kunikida Doppo sat in front of the laptop and looked at it while meditating, and then began to explain.

"Could it be that the paper with parallel transmission lines is... a double-slit interference experiment? This is really an unattainable field, as expected of Dr. Abendantia."

"The transparent triangular cone cover is in the shape of a pyramid. It should have borrowed the energy of the legendary pyramid... Strange, isn't this a rumor proven by science?"

He muttered to himself, but he didn't expect anyone to give him a correct answer, and then continued to read it intently.

Dr. Abundantia then used his mobile phone to call up a recently popular anime adapted from a Korean drama, freeze the screen at the moment when the main character appeared on stage, adjust the brightness to the maximum, and then covered it on the black paper.

"Wait, this is wrong, the light source of the double-slit interference experiment should be kept at a distance from the paper, which will cause an error that cannot be imaged—"

One second after Kunikida Doppo uttered the word "error", he saw the gingerbread man in the transparent cover move.

The biscuit man turned into a Q version of an anime character. While dropping the slag, he leaned on the plastic cover and looked out. After finding out that he was captured by the camera, he gave the camera a wink very ignorantly.

It instantly melted the hearts of everyone behind the screen.

The leader of a certain organization at the port, Mr. Mori Ogai, and the girl Alice who was following him stared at the screen, and they were drooling together.

Alice wiped her mouth, then slapped Mori Ogai mercilessly, "I want this, you make it for me!"

Mori Ogai nodded without hesitation, and didn't even have time to wipe the drool from his mouth, "No problem, I want it too."

At this moment, his affection for Dr. Abundantia reached an unprecedented height.

"I'm going to buy a gingerbread man, Alice, you use my computer to find the high-resolution pictures of Ten Yuan Satomi, Jomoto Kannai, Shirley Temple, Emma Granger... add Kadezhan .”

Mori Ogai gave Alice some advice, and then seemed to have forgotten his age, like a young boy in adolescence, grabbing his wallet and jumping out with one hand on the window sill——

Higuchi Ichiyo, who happened to open the door and came in, was stunned, then frantically raised the report in his hand, and rushed to the window——

"Leader, wake up! Yesterday your office was moved from the 2nd floor to the 15th floor!!"

The 2nd floor has been moved to the 15th floor! !

It's the 15th floor! !

what……

On the other hand, Nakahara Nakahara, who was in charge of investigating Dr. Abundantia, was also watching the video. Because of his duties, he watched the video very seriously. He didn't even care about a black monster like a leader outside the window screaming and falling down. .

"That guy Hongye, I remember having the habit of stocking up on this kind of biscuits. Later I will make a Kadaishan to satirize that green mackerel."

However, Zhong Yuanzhong didn't leave right away, he found that the notification tone specially set for Dr. Abundantia rang again.

"Well, double watch? Dr. Abendantia is quite diligent today."

Zhong Yuanzhong also praised Dr. Abundantia to himself, and then clicked on the updated content enthusiastically.

"Dr. A teaches you how to manage your hair after staying up late"

...feels so close to life!

Zhong Yuanzhong also became more focused. He actually doesn't care too much about his appearance, as long as he keeps it clean and tidy, and he likes to wear hats, even if he changes his hairstyle, no one will notice.

But only he himself knows that his hair is as hard and frizzy as his character, how sad it is to see a pillow full of hair after a drunk hangover.

Ah, filthy sorrow, melancholy in hair loss.

The gear fairy logo at the beginning of this video is quite interesting. Butterfly Fairy's flower buds are turned into long braids, which looks particularly conspicuous.

Zhong Yuanzhong was not in a hurry either, he prepared the material following the video, and when Dr. Abundantia made a step, he clicked to pause, and then followed the same production, and then continued to play.

"Two spoonfuls of black sesame oil, 5 grams of instant noodle oil, one drop of silicone-free shampoo, one spoonful of fish tank water, pencil lead powder... these are all strange things, and I have to sharpen pencils."

Zhong Yuanzhong also frowned, and squatted next to the trash can to sharpen pencils a little irritably. He didn't know what was going on outside the window, it was very noisy. His office was on the tenth floor, and he could hear what was shouting from below——

"Boss Mori fell to the ground!", "Boss Mori passed away!", "Boss Mori is about to say his last words!", "The chief said he couldn't buy gingerbread man and die with regret!", "Boss Mori wants to inherit the position to Jiao. Ben Huannai", "Boss Mori came back to life after mentioning Luo/Li!" shouted.

Tsk tsk, what a noise!

Finally, Zhong Yuanzhong also adjusted all the materials. At this moment, he felt like an old witch in a fairy tale, secretly tinkering with evil potions.

...It really does look like it. Zhongyuan Zhong also looked down at the finished ointment. It was pitch-black in color and smelled like instant noodles.

"At this point, our steps are complete, please use it within 5 hours after making it"

But it doesn't matter, real men never care about these details.

Zhongyuan Zhong was also shaking the bottle, then poured Ton Ton on his head in a circle, and drank half of the bottle at once. In an instant, the smell of instant noodles with braised beef spread in the office.

At this time, Zhongyuan Zhong also saw the last sentence of the video through his wet hair.

"After mixing 1:1 with water, add 1-5 drops on the hair, thank you for watching, please like, comment and add favorites, thank you!"

Nakahara Chuya: ...

The bottle in his hand fell off and landed on Zhongya Zhongya's office chair, and the remaining half of the bottle was sprinkled on the cushion made of artificial sponge, which instantly... turned into a satin texture.

Whoops, fuck it.