The Handmade Blogger's Guide to Salvation

Zhong Yuanzhong was also walking on the way back, and the more he thought about it, the worse he felt.

Why did Osamu Dazai say he was short? Why? 23 is still running around, he is only 22 years old this year!There is still a lot of room for growth and development.

Thinking of this, he walked into a pharmacy on the side of the road. This kind of pharmacy has weight and height scales, which can be measured after inserting coins.

Then Zhong Yuanzhong chose this pharmacy with few customers, and even the clerk was drowsy, so he sneaked in and stood up after inserting coins.

There is a mechanical plate with a height scale on the machine, which will fall down and measure the height by touching the head, but I don't know what happened, today...it seems to be malfunctioning?

When the mechanical board touched Nakahara Chuya's hair, it suddenly fell to his shoulder like a person slipping on the ice, and then reported an outrageous height...

"Height: 142cm, weight 60kg, kid, you are a little chubby, it's time to lose weight~"

Wait a minute, does this machine make a sound to report height and weight?And so loud?

At this time, those who were dozing off, reading newspapers, dazed, and playing with their mobile phones in the pharmacy raised their heads at the same time, and looked at the weighing scale in surprise.

At this time, a fly buzzed over suddenly, ready to land on Nakahara Chuya's hair, but the moment it landed, the fly slipped, spun around, fell to the ground and died. .

Nakahara Chuya: ...

The pharmacy employees rubbed their eyes in horror. The hair is so smooth. Is this still human hair?

At the moment, Zhong Yuanzhong also put on his hat in embarrassment, then lowered his head and prepared to leave.

But suddenly a big thick hand grabbed his back collar like a chick.

The proprietress of the pharmacy—a 1.8-meter-tall, thick-faced aunt in her 50s grabbed Nakahara Chuya, and then said to him in a buzzing voice: "Don't worry, boy, our machine is broken. Measure it again after we fix it!"

Zhong Yuanzhong also helped the hat that kept sliding down, waved his hand and declined, "No, I'm in a hurry—"

"No!" The proprietress yelled loudly, "This machine cannot be refunded, so you have to test it again!"

...does he look like a penny poor guy? !

But for some reason, he still stood on the height and weight scale.

The proprietress of the pharmacy took some A4 papers and put them on his head. With the friction, the mechanical board for measuring the height successfully stood on its feet this time, and then - once again loudly reported the height and weight of Nakahara Chuya.

"Height: 159.6, Weight: 60kg, kid, your figure is very well-proportioned, please continue to work hard~"

Zhongyuan Zhong also turned his head and questioned the proprietress, sweating profusely, "Why does this machine still call me a child?"

The proprietress sneered, "We set everyone below 160 to be called a child. We didn't think carefully."

At this time, all the employees in the pharmacy stood up, a row of big men over 1.9 meters tall, and then bowed to him at 90 degrees—forgot to mention, this is a family-owned pharmacy, and all the employees are the sons of the proprietress .

"By the way, let me add one more thing, except for the height of the white paper, Mr. Customer, you should only be 159.5."

Nakahara Chuya: ...

He seemed to vaguely understand why this pharmacy was so deserted.

…………

When Zhong Yuan Zhong also returned to the Hong Kong Hei office building, he found that there were more than a dozen missed calls in his mobile phone. He clicked his tongue a little irritably, then opened the text message and saw the message that he was going to the lobby to attend the commendation meeting.

Commendation meeting?What kind of commendation meeting? There seems to be no major action recently. Besides, the leader is still lying in the ICU. Is it really okay to hold a commendation meeting now?

Feeling apprehensive, Zhongyuan Zhong also came to the largest commendation hall. This place is usually used for annual meetings, dance parties, and major commendation ceremonies, and is rarely used.

By the time he arrived, the commendation ceremony had probably already begun, so he slipped to the back door, opened the crack of the door secretly, and then slipped to sit in the last row like a late student.

Huh... Fortunately, no one found out.

Zhong Yuanzhong also heaved a sigh of relief, then raised his neck and looked hard at the rostrum, but... there was no one on it.

"Where is the commended person?" Nakahara asked the person sitting next to him. Next to him was a girl named "Silver" in the organization, who seemed to be the younger sister of Akutagawa Ryunosuke.

Yin He was taciturn. Facing Zhong Yuan Zhong Ye's inquiry, he pointed to the rostrum very briefly: "It's on top."

On the rostrum, a total of fifteen external air-conditioning units were placed side by side, with big red flowers tied on them.

……and many more.

Central Plains also suddenly discovered a blind spot.

One of the air-conditioning units...why does it look familiar the more you look at it?It seems that the one outside his office... This is his air conditioner!

His mind went blank for a full 3 seconds, then he suddenly stood up and asked, "What are you doing, why did you dismantle my air conditioner? Do you need to dismantle my air conditioner as a prize for commending heroes?"

There was no sound in the auditorium, and Yin, who was next to him, looked embarrassed and tried to pull Chuya Nakahara's arm to make him sit down.

"The external unit of the air conditioner and air conditioner is the hero, Mr. Chuya Nakahara!"

"These fifteen gentlemen from the air-conditioning unit acted as a buffer against Mr. Chief in mid-air! That's why the Chief survived!"

Nakahara Chuya went blank for three seconds, and then spit out a question word from his nasal cavity: "...Eh?"

Should he complain about wearing big red flowers on the external unit of the air conditioner first, or should he complain about the external unit of the air conditioner and call him Mr.

"Don't you think this is a farce? Don't you think it would be a joke to commend the external air conditioner?" Zhongyuan Zhong was also angry.

He looked at the rostrum angrily, and then he was taken aback, because the one who presided over the commendation meeting was the always serious Ozaki Koyo.

"Ah, ah, don't be so angry." Ozaki Momiji sighed, "The Hong Kong gang has always been an organization with clear rewards and punishments, and the heroes must be commended vigorously, whether it is human beings or... the external air conditioner."

"That's right, the external unit of the air conditioner is a great contributor!"

"After the commendation, it must be placed in a hall for future generations to admire!"

"In 99, it will definitely become Fusangshen, an external air conditioner, right?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also heard the discussions around him, and didn't know what to say for a while. In today's situation, either he is crazy, or the world is crazy.

Ozaki Momiji glanced lightly at Nakahara Chuya who refused to sit down, ignored him, and continued to host the commendation meeting with the microphone:

"In order to commend the hero, we specially contacted Dr. Abundantia, and spent huge sums of money to order 15 multi-functional air conditioners from him, but..."

Koyo Ozaki took another look at Nakahara Chuya who was stunned, "But it seems that if someone is unwilling, we only need to order fourteen..."

"The external unit of the air conditioner is our biggest contributor." Nakahara interrupted Koyo Ozaki. He took off his hat and put it on his chest, looking devoutly at the external unit of the air conditioner on the rostrum.

"Thank them for saving the leader's life! Please let them retire and live for the rest of their lives!"

Zhongya's final choice is to join forces with this world.

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A certain AU151 Honmaru.

In the middle of the night, a few short knives sneaked out of the dormitory and gathered together on tiptoe.

"I got the mobile phone from Mikazuki Zongjin!" Jin Jian took out the Nokia like a treasure, "I don't know if I can get through to that Dr. A."

Although the signal of Honmaru was blocked/locked by the Government of Time/Government, there is no way out - on the roof of the castle tower, the highest position can receive a signal.

"Who's going to call?" Jin Jian retreated timidly, "I dare not, I'm afraid I'll forget everything once I speak."

Wuhu Tui also shook his head, they discussed it well during the day, but after practice, no one dared to do it.

Sure enough, without Yaken Toshiro, they became less courageous.

"Tch, really, isn't it just a phone call...I'll come!" Atsuto Shiro took the phone, and started dialing a little tremblingly.

Their purpose was to thank Dr. Abundantia, Yiqi Yizhen’s savior by phone. When Yiqi Yizhen was carried back covered in blood that day, they were all terrified. However, after hearing the complete story, they They are all very grateful to Mr. Dr. Abundantia.

"If it's... other Honmaru, I'll definitely buy a lot of things and come to the door to thank you. We only have one phone call, isn't it too shabby." Akita Fujishiro frowned a little sadly.

But Ranto Shiro came over and patted him on the shoulder, "Don't think so much, although it is indeed a bit shabby, but if you don't even call to thank you, it would be too rude."

Suddenly, Fujishiro Hirano said, "Dr. A should be a new god judge. After he takes office, we can give him a rare knife!"

As the experimental AU Honmaru, their spiritual power is pure and unaffiliated, and the knives they picked up did not have the mark left by the God-inspector, so they can be given away.

"Then I'll give you one installment!" Five Tigers Tui made a final decision.

... During the first period of sleeping in the recovery room to recuperate from injuries, I never dreamed that a certain future self would become a gift from my younger brothers.

Finally, after Atsuto Shiro pressed the green dial button, the call was connected.

"Hey! Uh... I, I, we are Honmaru, that is the Honmaru with the number AU, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I am Honmaru!"

In an instant, Atsuto Shiro forgot everything, he forgot the words he planned in his mind before, his Honmaru number, and even who he was.

Under the eaves, all the short knives covered their eyes and ears because they couldn't bear to look directly.

Are you reliable, Atsuto Shiro!

"Feifeifei, thank you very much for your help...Hey, our address? The goods will be delivered in a while? What kind of goods, sir, did you recognize the wrong person...Hello?"

beep...beep...beep

Atsushi Shiro looked at the hung up phone with a blank expression.

"It's over, Dr. A seems to have mistook us for someone else..."

"He said that in a few days... he will send us fifteen air conditioners."