The Handmade Blogger's Guide to Salvation

"Sir, please don't wipe your nose on the wall."

"Sir... are you listening?"

Tomioka Yoshiyuki turned his head in a daze, unable to understand what the other party said, he withdrew his hand, just touched the acrylic graffiti on the wall just now.

Uh, and then he sniffed the snot anyway.

a little cold.

Seeing Tomioka Yoshiyuki's reaction, reminded his aunt to be taken aback, and then reminded him very, very gently.

"What's going on, can't you understand people's language?"

...But this aunt is really right, Tomioka Yoshiyuki really can't understand Chinese.

"Oh, okay, okay, this seems to be... a foreign friend." The uncle at the canteen next door opened the window, looked at the samurai uniform of Tomioka Yoshiyuki, and began to try to talk to Tomioka Yoshiyuki:

"Hello? Wellcome said that... Where did the lad come from?"

The grocery store uncle failed, Tomioka Yoshiyuki still did not respond, his dark eyes were deep, and there was a sluggishness in the deep.

"Fart foreign friends, why can't you even understand hello?"

The aunt of the neighborhood committee and the uncle of the grocery store rejected this idea.

It's not that the Tianshan Plateau is not very popular for tourism, but that ordinary foreigners who come to China for tourism, like most people, choose some popular scenic spots, water towns, and places with strong Chinese elements to travel.

And the plateau they are currently on... Whether they are foreigners or locals, except for some who are fooled by marketing accounts to purify their souls and travel poorly, they are generally the tourist destinations that high-end players will choose.

Few foreigners travel to places where altitude sickness may occur due to language barriers, lack of guides, and alone.

So the appearance of Yoshiyuki Tomioka... seems very abnormal.

"Could it be that this doll has brain problems, only a burden on her body, and no suitcase, could it be that she ran out of some hospital..."

Before he finished speaking, Tomioka Yoshiyuki, who had been stunned just now, moved and interrupted the conversation between the two.

"The biggest temple, how to get there." Tomioka Yoshiyong asked, knowing that the two sides could not understand the language, so he stretched out his hand and began to gesture hard, trying to make the two people on the opposite side understand what he meant.

To be honest, he managed to get to the plateau smoothly by relying on this unreliable method all the way, it's really...unbelievable.

Wouldn't someone be wrong?But this also depends on the fact that although Japanese is a small language, there are many people who learn it.

However, the grandpa and aunt in front of me are a typical example of being wrong.

"This...you should be asking about the nearest largest airport, right?"

They took it for granted that Tomioka Yoshiyuki was asking about the airport, "That's right, since you don't want to travel anymore, go home quickly. The airport is behind the row of buildings in front. Go quickly, and don't worry your family."

The old man at the commissary waved his hands very understandingly, and then told him the exact location of Tomioka Giyu Airport with hands and feet gestures. Finally, he warmly gave him a bottle of Coke.

In this way, Tomioka Yoshiyuki set off in the direction of the uncle's finger with the bottle of Coke that he frowned and stopped touching after taking a sip.

By the way, I ran a red light.

But when he got to the back of the row of buildings, he didn't see any temples.Although he doesn't know what an airport is, he still knows what the temple looks like.

What's going on, who got it wrong?

Tomioka Yoshiyuki lowered his head and touched his chin, then inadvertently saw the Coke bottle in his hand... the snow mountain reflected on it.

Um, snow mountain?

As if he had figured something out, Tomioka Yoshiro raised his head bravely, looked at the snow-capped mountains, and then recalled the gesture made by the shopkeeper just now.

He didn't mean...behind the mountain, did he?

Tomioka Yoshiyuki felt that he was the truth.

Temples and other things are also very common in inaccessible places such as mountains and fields. Thinking of this, Tomioka Yoshiyuki suddenly remembered what his teacher said.

That day, the trainer of Water Breathing, Rinaki Sakon said to him for the first time.

——When you encounter a mountain that is difficult to climb, you must find a way to climb it. There is no difficulty that cannot be overcome, and there is no mountain that cannot be climbed.

To be honest, Mr. Rinaki Sakonji's words are very level, literary, and passionate, but the premise is that he doesn't know——

There is a kind of mountain called the Himalayas.

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In the past few days, a domestic live streaming software has organized an activity to climb Mount Everest, and invited several outdoor anchors to start the live broadcast on the top of the world after training.

Outdoor anchors are different from the most common good-looking anchors. The latter only need to be cute and sing, while the former need to work harder.

And the anchors who were invited by the software official to participate in the event are even better. Among them, the men are thick-backed, and the women are also muscular. Many of them are retired athletes, and their physical fitness is top-notch.

Even so, this group of professional outdoor anchors has barely climbed to the second base camp, and it is about to start to be unbearable.

The route to climb Mount Everest is divided into three base camps. Ordinary people basically stop at the first base camp, and those who reach the second base camp are basically well-trained professionals.

"No... I feel tense at any time, and the pressure on the mountain is too great. All veterans give me a double-click and pay attention. This is the motivation for me to persevere!"

The female anchor named Axia struggled to speak in front of the camera, and she felt that the wind on the mountain seemed to be about to take her down.

"It's not enough, anchor, how about your usual strength to do 500 sit-ups in one breath?Why can't I just climb a mountain? 』

Looking at the words in the barrage, the female anchor wanted to cry but had no tears.

This is climbing Mount Everest, can it be the same as usual?

"Huh... you guys, wait!" Then there were two male anchors supporting each other to climb up, the middle-aged one began to pant, while the young one's face turned pale and his lips trembled.

It's too difficult, even if you know that climbing Mount Everest is difficult, but the actual operation is twice as difficult!

"Old irons, this time it's for real, show your support on the screen!"

The younger anchor is almost climbing the mountain with five bodies on the ground, holding the climbing rope tightly with one hand, and broadcasting the live broadcast with the other hand, which looks quite hard.

"Support support support..."

"+1, it's not easy for the anchor. 』

"Anchor, you said that you usually just pat and catch the sea, and you have to climb Mount Everest, are you crazy?" 』

To be honest, the young anchor also regretted it. The cold wind hit his body, even through thick clothes, and it hurt. He wanted to say something more, but suddenly found that the barrage stopped, and then began to scan the screen desperately.

Just when he was in a daze, the middle-aged anchor in front of him suddenly exclaimed.

"Who is this? What's coming up?"

The young anchor and the female anchor, A Xia, looked back with difficulty, and saw a white shadow going up at an incredible speed.

"Himalayan Bigfoot!Don't rush to the sea, the anchor, catch it quickly and make a specimen. 』

"Low █!"The snowman has become a spirit! 』

Although this joke is inappropriate, it seems...someone really came up in an outrageous way!

The climbers of them basically climbed up the mountain by pulling the rope, but this person actually kept a 90° angle with the mountain and walked up like that!

Relaxed and freehand, it's like a cool model's street fashion show in the cold wind... except that the person is sideways, and the wind is stronger and the weather is colder.

No, wait, this is outrageous!

After that person approached, they also found that the more outrageous thing was still behind.

"You... you just wear this, isn't it cold? What about your equipment?"

Tomioka Yoshiyuki looked at the three people who were talking excitedly in front of him, sniffed his nose, and then went to the countryside and said a sentence he heard the most, probably in the local language of greetings here.

"hello."

Wait, why did your first sentence in Guoxue be English! !

The three anchors looked at each other and asked cautiously, "Wait a minute, are you a foreigner who is here to challenge Mount Everest?" Looking at the yellow skin, there is a high probability that they are from the country next door.

"Anihasai? How are you?"

"This is a samurai uniform. It should be from JP country... There are many legends about samurai, but I haven't heard of frost resistance and mountain climbing?"

But Yoshiyuki Tomioka relaxed when he heard Japanese, and spoke a string of Japanese, which made the three anchors scramble to find a translator.

However, there are Japanese talents among the audience watching the live broadcast.

"He said he was looking for someone, looking for his comrades in arms. 』

"He said that his teammates were very close to him, just over the mountain. 』

Mountain...over there?The three anchors raised their heads together, and the only mountain in front of them was the towering Mount Everest.

"Over the mountain... what is it?" Axia asked the two male anchors dumbly, "Is it India?"

Whether it is the appearance or the accent, he is a proper jp Chinese, but he likes to talk about it. How can he be Indian?

Climbing Mount Everest vertically with bare hands and no equipment, no Brahmin blood can do it, not even Kshatriya!

You can't even add thermal underwear, really!

"It should be Nepal over there, but I haven't heard of such a big boss there. Is their country's mountaineering ability so outstanding that they can climb Mount Everest sideways?!"

Tomioka Yoshiyuki quietly listened to their surprised words, but he was actually a little used to it. He unscrewed the cap of the Coke bottle and took a sip. He didn't know what was going on along the way.

But when are you going to talk about it?What else is he doing?

Seeing Yoshiyuki Tomioka was about to leave, the three anchors stopped discussing, not knowing what to say for a while.

Finally, the oldest middle-aged anchor moved over and patted Giyu Tomioka on the shoulder.

"I didn't expect that when I climbed Mount Everest, I would meet a mountaineering master of this level."

"Brother, you say it's useless, people don't understand. 』

"That's right, make gestures anyway. 』

The middle-aged anchor realized this belatedly, and then he gave Tomioka Giyuu a thumbs up, expressing his admiration very concisely.

"NB! SoNB! SoNB!"

Yoshiyuki Tomioka probably never thought, and would never know, that he won a very strange face for his motherland...and Nepal in a foreign country.