The Handmade Blogger's Guide to Salvation

"'Disqualification in the World' is a passive ability. The so-called passive ability will exist as long as the heart doesn't stop beating."

Yes, that's true, but...

"Could you please use the narration to show the science popularization? Can you remove the quotation marks in the first sentence of the opening sentence!"

"Just let the readers in front of the screen know from the perspective of God. After you say it, won't she know it too?"

Osamu Dazai pointed at Sakura Matou. After the first sentence in this chapter, the red light in her eyes became more brutal.

"The heart...stops, is it okay...?"

Osamu Dazai: "..."

Obviously, we can't blame the writer who put quotation marks in order to make up the number of words, and Miyazawa Kenji who said this sentence is not convinced.

"What, I'm just talking about science with my new friend." Miyazawa Kenji grumbled and complained, and then pulled Toki Tomoichiro and began to move back.

...It seems that there is trouble, it is better to dodge first.

"The heart...stops, is it okay...?"

Matou Sakura... No, Nightingale muttered the same sentence, and there was a hint of madness in her tone. Osamu Dazai touched his chin and explained:

"The heart of a living person will never stop beating. He said this is actually a literary rhetoric. This is just a reference to death, not to make the heart really stop beating..."

Osamu Dazai was explaining carefully, lest he said something wrong and inadvertently angered her, but upon hearing what he said, Yosano Akiko spoke abruptly.

"What you said is not accurate. Many countries in the medical field no longer regard cardiac arrest as a sign of death. The real sign of death is brain death—"

you shut up!Another mess!

Facing Dazai Osamu's gaze, Yosano Akiko shrugged helplessly, "I don't mean to raise an argument, I just want to popularize knowledge."

"So... as long as the heart stops and beats..."

Matou Sakura's slightly crazy voice sounded intermittently, "Stop beating...you can, heal..."

Not only Osamu Dazai, but also Akiko Yosano had complicated expressions after hearing this. She had seen many quack doctors, but it was the first time she had seen a side effect of heart arrest for the treatment of an elbow scratch.

"What do you think... how will she choose to treat?" Edogawa Ranpo crossed his arms, standing next to Yosano Akiko and muttered to himself, and the latter rubbed his chin to make a bold guess.

"Maybe it will turn into a zombie or something? After all, zombies don't have a heartbeat, and they won't get hurt or anything."

"But the brain will be broken, right? Is it cured if the brain is broken?" Edogawa Ranpo refuted Yosano Akiko's words.

Yosano Akiko paused for a moment, then looked at Matou Sakura who was pinching Dazai Osamu's neck with one hand at this moment to make him open his mouth wide, and poured medicinal powder into it, and shook his head uncertainly.

"I don't know, maybe Miss Nightingale doesn't care about these details."

Anyway, Osamu Dazai over there almost choked to death.

After this Miss Nightingale muttered to herself for a while, she suddenly picked and picked in the medicine bag, then picked up a large bag of medicine powder, and poured it into his mouth without saying a word.

What is this!Will it kill you if you eat it?

Oh, no, combined with their topic just now, it seems that this may... be a medicine that stops the heart from beating?

After Osamu Dazai reacted, he opened his eyes suddenly, leaned back slightly, and then turned sideways, directly escaping Matou Sakura's shackles, his movements seemed to be smooth and flowing.

No, if you continue to play with her, you may really die.

Osamu Dazai smiled again, trying to deal with Matou Sakura's next move, but was a little surprised to find that Matou Sakura was holding a small half of the medicine powder left in his hand, and instead of continuing to ask him to infuse it, he used a reddish spray instead. Eyes fixed on him, as if watching his reaction.

This... Could it be that the medicine is about to take effect?

Immediately afterwards, a strange itching suddenly came from the base of the nose, and Osamu Dazai subconsciously stretched out his hand and rubbed the bridge of the nose, but the itching did not go away, but intensified instead, and gathered in the nasal cavity, trying to rush out of the body in one breath!

"Ahhhhhhhhhh!"

Osamu Dazai sneezed, and the people around him quickly took a step back, making sure to keep a distance of 1 meter, and put on the mask very carefully, special treatment in special times.

Of course, Osamu Dazai didn't care about this, he just touched his nose very cautiously and quickly to make sure that he didn't snot or anything, it would be a shame—ah...Ah!

In just a few seconds, a familiar feeling hit the base of the nose, and the extreme itching made Osamu Dazai open his mouth, followed by another big sneeze!

Then, a burst of warmth from the depths of the soul flashed past.

Wait, what does this feel like... an illusion?

Rubbing the tears streaming down from sneezing, Osamu Dazai vaguely saw Matou Sakura stretching out her hands and using the Noble Phantasm.

"I will exterminate all poison (Nightingale Pledge)"

Hearing Matou Sakura's familiar voice of reciting the Noble Phantasm spell, combined with the warmth that he felt just now that he had never felt before, a ridiculous guess floated in Dazai Osamu's heart...

Wait, could it be... the healing effect has taken effect?

Thinking of this, Osamu Dazai hastily rolled up his sleeves, and the scratched bloodstains on his arms faded obviously!

Osamu Dazai obviously showed an undisguised surprised expression, of course it was only for a short moment, and then...it turned into a smile.

Oops, how should I put it... Ma Tongying, this child, did not expect to bring him such a big surprise.

This is really... really too cheesy.

That's right, Osamu Dazai couldn't hold it back, another choke, and Matou Sakura saw the timing, and hit him with another Noble Phantasm.

In an instant, the color of the bloodstain faded again.

"Senior Yosano, what's the reason for this?" Butterfly Kanae, who was interested in modern medicine, became Yosano Akiko's assistant. Now that she saw this scene, she asked in a low voice.

"Shouldn't Osamu Dazai's superpowers make these ineffective?"

To be honest, Butterfly Kanae didn't understand, why Matou Sakura failed to use the Noble Phantasm against Osamu Dazai at the beginning, but now after being used sneezing powder, she suddenly succeeded?

That's right, what Matou Sakura gave Dazai Osamu was ordinary sneeze powder. This powder has a long history. It was a very old trick tool in the era of Butterfly Kanae.

Yosano Akiko did not immediately answer Butterfly Kanae, no, it should be that at this moment, she looked at Matou Sakura who kept releasing treasures in front of her with a shocked and blank face, and it was too late to explain to Butterfly Kanae.

After more than ten seconds, the shock on Yosano Akiko's face gradually subsided, and then turned into deep admiration and appreciation.

"That's clever, the little girl."

Beside, Edogawa Ranpo kept nodding, "That's true, is this the creativity of children...even I didn't think of it."

"When you sneeze, the human body will generate great pressure, and you need to use enough strength to sneeze out." Yosano Akiko recovered and began to explain to Butterfly Kanae who came closer.

"Because of the momentary force of sneezing, even the heart will stop for a tenth of a second because of too much force."

Having said this with Yosano Akiko, she once again gave Matou Sakura an appreciative look.

"The person who can seize this extremely short pause and come up with this method will be absolutely inestimable in the future."

Edogawa Ranpo paused for a moment, then turned his head and said to Yosano Akiko, "The trigger condition for your superpower "Please Don't Die" is near death, that is to say, it will also be triggered at the moment the heart stops beating, right? Why don't you try experimenting?"

The condition of the superpower "Please don't die" is near-death, and the so-called "near-death" is also triggered at the moment the heart stops beating.

Yosano Akiko's eyes instantly lit up amazingly.

"That's right, that's right...why didn't I think of that?" Yosano Akiko was even a little excited for a moment.

Her supernatural ability is very powerful, but the trigger conditions are a bit too harsh.

So much so that every time she treats a teammate, she has to beat them to the brink of death, and sometimes she is even more ruthless than the enemy... However, there is no way to do this.

However, if Matou Sakura's method is really useful, then "Please Don't Die" can basically become a daily healing ability.

It would also be a downright magical skill.

Thinking of this, Yosano Akiko's voice trembled a little, and she couldn't wait to start looking around and looking for the person who was conducting the experiment.

Butterfly Chanae right in front of my eyes?No... No, she really likes this new junior, and she can't bear to part with it.

What about Edogawa Ranpo who is also very close to her?No no, forget it.

In the end, Yosano Akiko held the collar and pulled Atsushi Nakajima who was standing in the corner and tried to keep aloof from the world.

"What, let me experiment with "Please Don't Die"?" When Atsushi Nakajima heard the words "Please Don't Die", he trembled subconsciously. It was a trembling from the depths of his soul.

"No, no, you don't need to be dying, you can simply get injured."

Yosano Akiko looked around a little irritably, feeling that she had nothing to hand, so she simply took a toothpick from the dining table.

"Put a toothpick in your toenail and kick it against the wall."

Nakajima Atsushi, Butterfly Kanae, and Edogawa Ranpo let out a "hiss..." at the same time.

Ranpo Edogawa reached into the pocket of the brown windbreaker, took out the key chain, and then untied the nail clippers on it and threw it to Atsushi Nakajima, "Or you can cut off the belly of your fingers."

Atsushi Nakajima turned pale, this proposal sounds so painful!

Even without doing it, it sounds like a pain!

In the end, it was Butterfly Chanae who made it out.

"As long as there is an obvious trauma, right?" Butterfly Kanae narrowed her eyes with a smile, and then wiped her cold sweat while no one was paying attention.

These people are horrible.

"Yes, does Kanae have any good suggestions?"

Nakajima Atsushi also looked at her with eyes full of desire for survival, Butterfly Kanae nodded quickly, saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda, right?

Finally, she took out an old cupping pot, lit it, and gave Atsushi Nakajima a purple cupping pot mark.

This can be said to be a very standard congestion, very intuitive and easy to experiment, and it doesn't hurt too much!

This new sister is an angel, Atsushi Nakajima thought while touching the cupping jar while sneezing after being dosed with sneeze powder.

Of course, it would be even better if the cupping pot was not printed on the forehead...

A sneeze.