The Handmade Blogger's Guide to Salvation

AU151 Honmaru is also thriving today, but under the calm, the undercurrent is quietly surging.

"Next, you can take a stroll around and familiarize yourself with the environment here, which is also good."

Smiling face Qing Jiang had a decent and polite smile on his face. He politely took Kamado Tanjiro around Honmaru, and after sending the second young master to the castle tower, he showed a wild smile behind the gate where there was no one.

Things get interesting.

So interesting.

A new heir has appeared, completely breaking the previous guesses of everyone in Honmaru.

In the end, which child will be able to take over the mantle and become the next God Judge?

In fact, there have been two voices before, one is to support Natsume-sama, after all, he is the only boy, and there are many who support Miss Nanasheng. more likely.

This is very interesting. If you have to use a metaphor, it is a bit like a minister standing in line with the prince above the court, but the degree of controversy is like a CP battle in the comment section of the hot fan.

Because Natsume-sama and Miss Nanasheng are both good people who are as good as a god judge, no matter who they are, they can accept it.

Wait, you asked Sakura Matou?

Impossible, it is absolutely impossible for Ms. Sakura to take over them. For some reason, they stand together, and the style of painting is so weird that it looks like they have been photographed.

Absolutely impossible!

However, at this moment, Lord Judge of God appeared with a new pair of children!

This...has a lot of fun.

Under the circumstances that Natsume-sama has inherited the talent of the god judge and inherited the title of Abundantia II, and Miss Nanasheng has become the god of fate again, the Zaomen-sama brought by the god judge seems to be unique. Deep meaning.

It's too late to stand in line again now!

Of course there is time, this is not the cp you eat, it is irreversible and irreversible.

So Kamado Tanjiro shrank his neck amidst the weird eyes and enthusiasm, and didn't dare to come out after entering the castle tower for a while.

This also gave Smiling Qingjiang and the others time to hold an emergency meeting.

"It's very obvious. If nothing else, our future new lord must be this lord." This is basically the consensus of most swordsmen after meeting Kamado Tanjiro.

Looking at the conditions, he is indeed more suitable.

However, some Token Fusangshin still don't think so, such as a certain stubborn Genji brother.

Keimaru supported his head with no expression on his face, "You are all right, but what conflict does this have with our support for Ms. Nanasheng?"

Hikiri also nodded repeatedly.

"Although Her Highness Tao Ji is young, she has abundant martial virtues. It is rare to see such a young man now."

This pair of brothers must be crazy. Ever since Higakiri came back from a mission with Lord God Judge, he has been caught by some kind of evil spirit. He insisted that Nana Taoyuan was the reincarnation of Minamoto Raimitsu. I was taken aback for a while.

But no matter what, it's impossible, right?

Even if Minamoto Raimiko was reincarnated as a god, he could only be some kind of god of killing and war. As for the god of fate?Do not make jokes!

However, when voting by show of hands, apart from the Genji brothers, who are staunch supporters of Nana Taoyuan, there are also a few swordsmen who did not express their opinions.

"What's going on, do you have any opinions, Tsurumaru Kuninaga?"

The old god Fusangshen in white was sitting cross-legged. After being called, he raised his head and smiled with his mouth parted.

"Oh... didn't you say that you can choose anyone?"

After Tsurumaru Kuninaga finished speaking, he showed his thumb very firmly, and Natsuo Toshiro, who did not raise his hand like him, also said firmly:

"Then we choose Miss Nezuko."

"That's right, since it doesn't matter if you choose the wrong one, I'll choose the best-looking one."

"Wait a minute, what do you mean... Her Royal Highness Ying Ji is the most beautiful one!"

Kamado Tanjiro on the castle tower tilted his ears suspiciously, he vaguely heard the quarrel, and his sister's name seemed to be mentioned in it.

Delusion?

It would be great if my wife Shanyi was here, his hearing is amazing.

Zamon Tanjiro scratched his head, and began to unpack the courier, which was just sent to him by Hiroshin Shima, and had not been opened yet.

Look what's in there...huh?

Tanjiro Kamado took out a bundle of thick test papers, on which the famous "May Three" logo was very conspicuous.

In short, Kamado Tanjirou has already clearly felt Hiroshin Shema's high expectations for him, but...

Why only volume [-]?Where did the next volume go?

……

The second volume is in the hands of Nanasheng Taoyuan.

Three days after taking office as Yuanjieshen, the god's monthly exam results were posted on Yu Shenshejian's mobile phone, so the god's new official had to start moving her old The new book that my father delivered by express delivery, I began to study hard.

You have to read it, or you won't learn it.

The clock tower is probably a bit hanging, but she is going to be admitted to the Alexylva University where her father is a professor, and this is the real goal.

"So, doesn't father really have any way to quickly memorize words? It would be better if there is a way to quickly master a foreign language."

On the other end of the phone, Yu Shenshejian's slightly magnetic voice came.

"Yes, but at the cost of forgetting an everyday skill, like wiping your ass/butt or lifting your pants, and never being able to learn it again... Can you accept that?"

Nana Taoyuan was silent for a moment.

"...Forget it." Sure enough, there is no free lunch in the world.

So the dawn here is quiet, and the plot that should have happened here is also very boring... The story of the heroine is spent in the sea of ​​questions.

And the hero Ba Wei, who was supposed to have something happened, only learned how to cook the examinee's Shiquan Dabu soup, which seemed very homely.

However, he still has the vigilance he should have. For example, when the soil spider invaded the shrine, he discovered it immediately and notified Lord Shenming.

"Oops, I didn't teach you how to dance the Kagura dance, this..."

Before Bawei finished speaking, Nanasheng Taoyuan went out with a knife.

"It's okay, I've killed a few of this kind of thing before." Nanasheng Taoyuan came from the backyard with a tired voice after reciting words and the sound of a knife cutting meat.

Have you killed... how many?

Bawei was startled, and he blurted out these words involuntarily, and then, Nanasheng Taoyuan's voice answered him unhurriedly.

"Forgot, there are about 50 of them... By the way, please help me with something."

Ba Wei immediately pricked up his ears and listened carefully to Taoyuan Nanasheng's instructions, for fear that he would miss something and lead to the defeat of the battle.

"It's just...the word for the third unit in a while, please help me write it silently."

…………

"According to reports, recently a Japanese man appeared on Mount Everest strangely, claiming to climb Mount Everest with bare hands in order to find someone... He has been brought back by the police for investigation, and the possibility of mental problems cannot be ruled out."

"Can foreign monks chant scriptures? The new director of a certain temple is a blind Japanese monk, which has sparked discussions among local believers..."

Although the TV was on, Yu Shenshejian didn't even look at it. He put on a black blanket casually, looked at the work in his hand with some distress, and fell into deep thought.

"Oh, I actually returned the goods from Dr. Abundantia, and I don't know what the recipient thinks." Matou Ying handed her father a cup of coffee very thoughtfully, "Why is Party A not satisfied?"

This time the goods were a double bed, which was ordered by a girl online, but the recipient was not her, but two men thousands of miles away.

The double bed was painted a festive bright red as required, with the word "囍" written on the head of the bed, and next to the word "囍" was a railing specially used for hanging handcuffs. To be honest, this confused Yu Shenshejian very much.

No matter how he thought about it, he couldn't figure out why Party A required a railing for handcuffs at the head of the bed.

In addition, there are many outrageous requirements. For example, the center of the bed is required to be able to move up and down electrically. Apart from the convenience of cleaning the mattress, Yu Shenshejian didn't think of other uses for this requirement.

Also, the top of the bed actually requires hanging rings and ribbons. The ribbons are okay, but the hanging rings are unbelievable. Isn’t this only used for gymnastics?

Could it be that these two men are gymnasts?But no matter how dedicated a gymnast is, they will not work hard enough to train while sleeping, right?

However, although Yu Shenshejian didn't understand, Yu Shenshejian didn't say anything, and Yu Shenshejian still had to work hard to do his best.

"So, I added a hidden balance beam myself, and the edge of the bed can be stretched to become uneven bars."

Hiroshin Shema said while pressing the remote control, so that all the functions of this bed were displayed. In an instant, a small gymnastics field appeared, giving Matou Sakura the illusion that she was in the gym.

Too strong, my father is really too strong.

But...the finished product is so good, why did the other party return the product?Matou Sakura rubbed her chin to think, she thought it was not the fault of the product.

"Did the customer specify any requirements when ordering?" Matou Sakura wanted to see if there were any missing details.

Sure enough, Yu Shenshejian nodded, "The lady asked me to write a greeting card, and write on it the words "I wish a happy marriage for a hundred years, the cp I eat must be together"."

After finishing speaking, Yu Shenshejian had a slightly unnatural expression, "Then the receiver was shocked and started fighting."

Sakura Matou: "..."

This can't be La Lang's match, right? !Is this what Lalang deserves? !

It's just a good temper to tear up a greeting card and return the goods. It's lucky that the person who delivered the goods didn't get beaten up!

However, as the well-known Dr. Abundantia, basically his works are hard to find, and he has never heard of any returns.

"Father, don't worry. This should be a conflict between the orderer and the receiver. How about I come up with a solution?"

Matou Sakura hesitated to express his desire to solve the problem.

Since her health has improved, Matou Sakura is honestly...a bit flustered.

The power of the Holy Grail has been completely digested, and she can fully grasp such mysterious and mysterious power... Matou Ying has long wanted to try and use the power of the Holy Grail.

A little bit of predictive ability, and the ability to change the world... It shouldn't matter.

"I want to see if I can use the Holy Grail to change cause and effect." Matou Sakura said while drawing a magic circle on the mattress with chalk, "If all goes well, after the magic circle is activated, the bed will disappear and become money directly. .”

Of course, the law of causality does not simply change the world line to a successful transaction state. You must know that the most stringent condition for accepting this bed is that the pair of CPs must really be together.

Matou Sakura took a deep breath, and in an instant, a faint blue light appeared on the festive red double bed.

Yu Shenshejian, who was sitting on the head of the bed, looked at Matou Ying with some relief, and wrapped the black blanket around her body, feeling a little cold.

...wait, black?

When Yushin Shema realized something was wrong, a slight sense of weightlessness came, and then Yushin Shema looked up and saw the stars.

That's not right, where's his ceiling?

Where did his ceiling go?

"Father, I'm sorry, I seem to have screwed up..." Matou Ying turned pale, and pulled the corner of La Yu Shenshejian's clothes, "The bed seems to be crushing to death."

She pointed to the twitching thighs wearing golden boots exposed under the red bed and said.

……

Two things happened that day.

The first is that Dr. A, a well-known handmade blogger, and his daughter are suspected of flying on a bed, riding an aircraft that looks like a double bed, spiraling up to the sky, and disappearing.

Secondly, in an unknown Holy Grail War, a golden Archer who claimed to be the king and the lamppost under his feet were crushed to death on the spot by a big red festive love/interesting bed from the sky. The finish time is greatly shortened.

Of course, this is not the only reason for the sloppy end of the battle. The sudden appearance of the father and daughter is actually the culprit for this situation...

However, at this moment, all this has just begun...

...End of the text...