The Handmade Blogger's Guide to Salvation

The ghost of Wuhu and the half-day dog ​​of Shangxian are all guys who have lived for a long time.

It stands to reason that the older this kind of old guy is, the worse his ability to accept new things, and the easier it is to lose touch with the times, not to mention that creatures like ghosts can only live at night, which limits their opportunities to go out and accept new things.

However, because of the order of their boss, Oni Wu Tsuji, to "look for the blue flower of the other side"... which could have been the two otaku's "Shangxian Wu" and "Shangxian Zhisi", they were forced to travel all over the country.

Therefore, their knowledge reserves and insights are also very large.

For example, after Shangxianzhisi was towed away by the Yuanyi bomb trolley, he actually studied it seriously.

With rich experience, Shangxianzhisi immediately saw the trick - the secret of this bomb lies in the two lines of red and blue!

If these two wires are cut correctly, the bomb will stop immediately, but if they are cut wrong... an explosion will occur immediately!

This scene can be said to be a very police and gangster movie, but Shangxian Zhisi was holding scissors and fell into a deep entanglement.

Should the red line be cut?Or cut the blue line?

Winding House was silent for a second, and the next moment, its huge body squirmed, and then it was like an apple split in half, turning into two ghosts!

Le Zhigui snatched the scissors and wanted to cut off the red line, "Red represents danger, only the red line is correct!"

The next moment, the scissors fell into the hands of the angry ghost again, "Idiot! Such a conspicuous line can't be the real line! The blue that looks dull and inconspicuous is the right one!"

What both parties said made sense, but the numbers on the bomb passed by every minute and every second, and they were about to be cleared!

"Listen to me, cut the red wire!"

"Cut blue! I can't play with my life!"

On the bomb truck, Shangxianzhisi, the two ghosts with different personalities, disagreed and started to argue!

Then during the quarrel, the scissors in their hands suddenly fell off...

Then cut both threads in one go.

The Ghost of Winding Music: "..."

Wrathful Ghost of Winding String: "..."

Just when the two of them thought that the explosion was about to happen, the display was still counting down, and it seemed that nothing happened... No, wait!

The red wire and the blue wire... actually forked and turned into four wires! ! !

Winding Up "!!!"

Pupil earthquake.

Why does the setting of one wire being cut into two wires look so familiar!

The Ghost of Joy jumped up with a thud, grabbed the Ghost of Rage's neck, and slapped him across the face, "Did you see that! This wire copied our character design!"

Is your wire fine?

Come, come, come, you do it!Don't delay this wire to rule mankind!

As for the wrathful ghost of Shangxian, his reaction was also very intense, "You will be surprised if you are surprised, why did you hit me!"

You son of a bitch!Why! !

After finishing speaking, two red handprints appeared on the face of the Ghost of Winding Up.

"No, wait until you fight back... Let's figure out the bomb first, which one should we cut?"

"Still don't understand, you idiot?! Of course, all the threads must be cut at the same time!"

"No way, even the method of death is plagiarized?!"

The two ghosts in Winding House held the scissors and used the fastest speed to "click" down. In an instant, all the red and blue lines were broken!

It should be about the same now, right?

however……

The display that was counting down did not stop, but the number decreased rapidly, and finally turned into a blood-red zero!

Why is this happening? !

And at the last moment of the explosion, the Ghost of Winding Four Music suddenly discovered with sharp eyes... between the messy entangled red and blue lines, there is a copper wire as thin as a hair hidden! !

Why do you even plagiarize the setting of the Cowardly Ghost! !

This was the last reaction of the Ghost of Joy and Ghost of Anger before being blown away.

……

But the ghost of the five pots on the string did not react like this.

He faced the old man of the three pillars level before, and the battle was very difficult, but he still successfully developed the wretchedness, put out the meat costume with all his strength, and became a **** state with a pot on his head, and successfully resisted the attack of the three pillars!

Then he was hit by a car from Winding Up.

Because of his sluggish reaction, the wheels of the small car driven by Shangxianzhisi rolled over his face, and he didn't even notice it.

until……

boow! ! ! ! !

Just like that, Pot Ghost was successfully tricked by his four buddies.

Winding the ghost of the five pots: "..."

Speaking of it, even Shangxianwu himself didn't believe it, he was going to win against these bad old men, and then he was taken away by his own brother.

The angry Winding Wu began to piece together his own pot, but no matter how solid the pot was, it was not as powerful as a bomb. He gathered the fragments on the ground, remained silent for a while, and then turned around and burned the ghosts of joy and anger into rolls. Mao's hair, and then gave them two crisp backhands.

Originally, Shangxian Wu paid great attention to rank and status. However, no matter how awe-involved he was towards Shangxian Zhisi, it could not be worth the pain of the pot being destroyed.

Soul light!You two are soulless! !

Shangxian Zhiwu's heart was bitter, so bitter that tears like saliva flowed out of the lacrimal gland in the mouth where the eyes were.

Therefore, when Taoyuan Nanasheng came to the scene with Yuan Xiaoche, what he saw were three black and fried ghosts, slapping each other.

Nana Taoyuan: "????"

Stop fighting!The burnt ash that fell from the slap was really choking cough cough cough! !

"Girl, don't hold your breath." Sang Dao Ci Wulang slid over against the wall, "These two seem to be having internal strife, let's take this opportunity to get rid of them!"

The expressions on the faces of the three former pillars are all excited.

They have worked in the Ghost Killing Squad for more than 30 years. This is the first time they have seen this scene. Can you not be excited? !This has to be exciting.

This scene is really never seen before!

Hit, hit hard!The best party is killed directly!

Just now in the battle with the Uzumaki Oni, Kuwashima Jigoro, Ryodaki Sakonji, and Purgatory Makijuro were all defeated, and Hikiri was even slandered, which shows just how strong the Uzumaki Oni is!

...but it hasn't been blown into charcoal yet.

"Stand aside, you can't deal with ghosts of this level." Seeing Nana Taoyuan wanting to join the battlefield, Purgatory Makijuro frowned and stopped her.

After all, it is just an idea to fight between snipe and clam for the fisherman's benefit, but once the car overturns, the situation they face will be much harsher than before-after all, these are two winding ghosts!

Sure enough, after Lin Takizuo sneaked over to attack from the side for the last time, the two ghosts of Shangxianzhiwuhuzhi and Shangxianzhisi immediately stopped their internal strife, and immediately joined the front line.

"What's the matter, this winded place can still fly?!" The angry ghost spread its wings with black feathers, easily dodged the last sneak attack by Lintaki Zuo, and instead gave him an injury.

This ability - too perverted.

However, the Wrathful Ghost of Shangxian who rushed into the sky flew into the air, and when he was about to flap his wings and turn around, he suddenly found Nanasheng Taoyuan whose protected posture was hidden behind the old Yan Zhu.

Yo, is this woman the daughter of some important family?

Then, without even thinking about it, he swooped down in the direction of Taoyuan Nanasheng, trying to attack!

Although these three trainers have seen Nana Taoyuan use a knife, and know that this girl is quite capable, but after all, because she is the adopted daughter of Yushin Sheka, they have always faced her in a protective posture. At critical times, it is easy to be anxious.I forgot the fact that Taoyuan Nanasheng is actually very skilled.

So when Taoyuan Nanasheng took out his sword directly from his waist, and was about to fight back in the direction where Shangxian Zhisi attacked, Lao Yanzhu, who didn't notice the situation, was anxious, and directly threw Taoyuan Nanasheng out!

Immediately, Taoyuan Nana, whose foot was not stable, rolled out with a murmur, and then fell headlong into the arms of Kuwashima Jigoro.

And Taoyuan Nanasheng's coat that was casually draped over his shoulders because he was too hasty to go out, did not escape the attack of the wrathful ghost of the upper string, it was torn directly, and there was a ding ding dong dong in the pocket, as if there was something Broken.

Immediately, her coat pocket was wet with light blue water stains, and a strange smell... also came out.

That was the bottle of fragrance that Taoyuan Nana got in Yushin Sheka's workshop before he came to this world.

The bottle of fragrance is called "The Eighty-year-old Man Rekindling the Bushido Spirit".

At this moment, everyone present did not know what this meant, nor did they know what would happen next.

At this moment, Jigoro Kuwashima, who was the oldest, sniffed suddenly, as if he smelled something, his expression changed suddenly.

For some reason, he suddenly recalled the glorious years when he was young, Kuwashima Jigoro began to feel emotional, and then he took the hand of Rinaki Sakonji, who was next to him with a serious face ready to fight.

Rinaki Zuojinji: "???"

Lao Shuizhu looked down stiffly at the hand held by Sang Dao Ciwulang, then raised his head again, saw Lao Mingzhu's eyes like a raging fire... and suddenly felt terrified.

What's going on, what kind of nerve is this old hair? !

"Rintaki Zuo Kinji, do you still remember?" Although Kuwashima Jigoro's tone was vicissitudes, but he could taste the fighting spirit in it carefully, and Rintaki Zuo Kinji hurriedly responded in fright.

"Do you still remember the vows we made together in front of the Patriarch?"

Rinaki Zuojinji: "???"

No, wait a minute... who swore to eachother with you?Speak clearly, don't smear people's innocence with empty words!

Who would swear to each other with an old man like you!

"We swear to our lord that we will completely wipe out Kimai Tsujimi!" Kuwashima Jigoro expressed a firm expression, "Now, it's time to fulfill our agreement. Come on, Rinaki Zuki, let's join hands together!"

Old Shuizhu: "...you call each team member's routine oath of joining the team called eachother?"

Can you, an old illiterate, be a little more reliable?Your words are very misleading, do you understand?

Besides, who wants to join hands with you, neither Breath of Water nor Breath of Thunder can be done by two people...

Ryodaki Zuo Jinji suddenly smelled a strange fragrance.

Then, the next moment, Rinaki Zuokinji tightly held Kuwashima Jigoro's hand, and identical flames appeared in their eyes.

"You're right! Old man, I'm going to start... fighting!"

This time, the only one who was frightened was the old Yanzhu Purgatory Makijuro next to him.