The Handmade Blogger's Guide to Salvation

In fact, Yu Shenshejian faced many fights.

For example, in the first few chapters, he watched the whole battle between Purgatory Kyojurou and Uzumaki No. [-]. He stood in a safe place throughout the whole process, using technology to help, and behaved very chicly.

But this does not mean that Yu Shenshejian wants to roll up his sleeves and start fighting himself.

He, a handmade blogger with millions of fans, a top mechanic, is an alien in essence, it seems inappropriate for you to ask him to act in an action movie.

...well, for no reason, he just can't fight.

So, an extremely ridiculous chase began, and the scene was extremely chaotic, just like crazy children in kindergarten chasing each other.

There was obvious panic on Yu Shenshejian's face, but the panic was just surprise, instead there was not much fear, he just ran forward in a daze, clumsily dodging.

However, the ghost of the mourning of Shangxian fell into an extremely entangled situation and began to doubt life.

What's the matter with this human? !It seems that he is not running fast, but why can't he catch up? !

At this time, Yu Shenshejian had been revolving around his workbench for five weeks, and he found that the speed of this ghost seemed to have increased, so he became a little more panicked.

what to do?Going to catch up! !

Yu Shenshejian casually picked up the pen container on the table, and threw it at Shangxian Zhisi's face!But this kind of attack is just drizzle for a ghost of the winding level. Even the ghost of mourning was almost amused, it tilted its head, and the pen container was empty.

Then, it was hit by the next tape measure Hirokami threw over!

The things on Yu Shenshejian's table... how should I put it, they are not things used by normal people.

The moment he was hit by the tape measure, the Ghost of Winding Sorrow felt his eyes go dizzy, and then realized that he had actually grown a few centimeters taller!

#Standard Size Tape Measure#: It can make the measured item into a standard size, which is convenient for the operator to process and manufacture.

With a standard height of 200cm, Shangxianzhi took a step of 200cm, stretched out a 20cm slap, and let out a roar of 80 decibels!

Then, he tilted his head at a 45° angle, dodging the thing Yu Shenshejian threw again, like a robot, with incomparable precision!

This Winding House is really a good standard!

Yu Shenshe staggered, just squatted down, dodged the arm of Shangxian Zhisi's horizontal hammer, and then rolled very casually, getting up from the blind spot under Shangxian Zhisi's feet.

Immediately afterwards, he grabbed some random things from the table, and all of them began to greet the ghost of the Sorrow on the Winding String.

At this moment, the ghost of mourning seems to be in the scene of cheating, being thrown by an angry woman... Ahem, although it is not accurate, it does seem to be the case.

The only difference is that Yu Shenshejian is a man, and the things thrown seem to be fragmented, but they are extremely lethal.

#Continuous Ink Component Marking Pen#: When this pen hits the body of Shangxian Si, it immediately starts to work. This pen writes the names of various parts on its body at the fastest speed, such as before Elbow, back elbow, tenderloin, ribs, hoof, brain flower and other names.

#Component Polishing Oil Machine#: Although it is named after "machine", this thing actually looks like a mascara, and it instantly brushed a layer of lubricating oil on the ghost of the sorrow of the wind, and the bronze skin is like a bronze statue. The brilliance, coupled with the shiny muscles, makes the whole ghost look like a tempting roast duck that is fragrant in the oven.

#Impurity Grinding and Clearing Machine#: It was originally a machine that can remove impurities in jade steel, but because of safety issues, it can also be used by creatures. After being hit by the string, the skin quality is highly optimized in an instant, and the texture can be broken by blowing. Qu Under the black machine oil, a rosy and healthy complexion is revealed! ! !

The whole set of Shangxianzhisi seems to have done a big health care. It can be said that such a mourning ghost of Shangxianzhisi is placed directly in front of Guiwu Tsuji Wuyou, and he doesn't even know who it is!

However, art students and butchers might recognize him when they see him... After all, there are not many standard-sized bronze statues with muscles marked on their bodies.

... off topic

In short, while Yu Shenshe was running, he felt that the ghost chasing him behind him seemed to be running faster, and he couldn't help but glance back when he was running for his life.

Immediately, he was blurred by the greasy reflection of the engine oil.

Oh, changed ghosts.

Although the one chasing him just now didn’t look carefully, it didn’t seem to look like this——

Yu Shenshema didn't realize at all that Kamizuru's big change in the ghost of sorrow was actually caused by him.

Suddenly, a gunshot came from the top of the mountain. Yu Shenshe raised his head and saw a big black-haired boy...it seemed to be Fengzhu Immortal Kawasami's younger brother, Immortal Chuan Xuanya, who was running in a hurry.

He was fighting with the Wrathful Ghost of Shangxian just now, but after piercing its neck, another "Ghost of Sorrow" unexpectedly split/split out!And without saying a word, he ran towards the village.

Seeing that it was Mr. Hiroshin's house that was attacked by the ghost of Kamizuru's Sorrow, Immortal Chuan Xuanya held his breath in astonishment—it's over!

Poor Mr. Yushin can’t fight—Immortal Chuan Xuanya still remembers that when he first came to Forging Sword Village, he was going to visit Yushen Shejian, but before he knocked on the door, he saw him dancing with a fly for a long time Can't kill a mosquito.

Although Immortal Chuan Xuanya was about to step forward to help, Hiroshin Shema couldn't bear it anymore and took out a professional art eraser from under the table to pad the corners of the table, and wiped off the mosquito's wings, which successfully got rid of the buzzing trouble.

But after being shocked by Immortal Chuan Xuanya, he still believed that Yushen Shejian was a war scum.

"Hold on, Mr. Yushen!" Immortal Chuan Xuanya rushed over, and then firmly stood in front of Yushen Shejian.

This is a ghost that appeared because of his mistake, so Immortal Chuan Xuanya gritted his teeth and said that he must protect Yushen Shejian.

So... is that the only way to do it?

Yu Shenshema was looking blankly at the Immortal Chuan Xuanya in front of him, but found that the next step, Immortal Chuan Xuanya rushed towards the winding place unexpectedly, hugged the oiled arm of the Ghost of Sorrow, Aligned with the "hoof" marked by the pen, and bit down!

Winding House: "???"

Yu Shenshejian: "????"

No, you really eat it? !Although this winding place does look delicious, you can't really eat it, can you? !

Shangxianzhisi also expressed his anger. The fact that he was bitten by a human made him angry at being offended, so he pulled out his hand, letting Immortal Chuan Xuanya...only bite into the engine oil.

"Young man, now is not the time to eat." Misunderstood Yu Shenshe tried to talk to Undead Kawa Genya, who was covered in motor oil, "Why don't you eat after the ghosts are dealt with?"

Immortal Chuan Xuanya: "...You misunderstood."

An inexplicable sense of powerlessness hit him, but the clumsy explanation made Shangxian Zhisi and Yu Shenshejian look at him more and more like they were looking at a BT.

"Of course, if you insist on eating, it's not impossible." Yu Shenshe suddenly opened his mouth and said something terrible.

"For the health and sanitation of eating...First of all, we have to cook him well."

Yu Shenshejian looked at Immortal Chuan Xuanya, made a tone as if he wanted to get along with the group, and then said something terrible, which made Immortal Chuan Xuanya start to sweat.

Wait a minute, he just has a special physique, not any hobbies of eating ghosts!You misunderstood!

However, Yu Shenshejian continued to speak on his own, and then raised his hand to Immortal Chuan Xuanya, revealing the electric plug in the palm of his hand.

Electric plug for electric forge.

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On the other side, there is a battle between Kuwashima Jigoro, Ryodaki Sakonji, Purgatory Makijuro, Higakiri, and Uzumaki no Ogami.

The ghost of the winding Wu pot is obviously a water system, and some poisonous aquatic creatures as weird as him crawl out of his pot continuously, causing several people to fight terribly.

Why fish!It's so greasy and disgusting!

Old Naruto Sangshima Cigoro and old Shuizhu Lintaki Zuo got used to it well last time, neither of them could be restrained, but old Yanzhu Purgatory Makijuro just...

It just means that I am very embarrassed.

Breath of Flame has an indomitable momentum, but when faced with slippery fish, or this kind of poisonous fish, it always feels that something is wrong.

In short, the script is targeting him!The script is targeting him again! !You can't treat him like this just because he scolded his son Lian Ji Xing Shou Lang for several years?When will he be able to transfer luck!

In short, the air here at Old Yanzhu...is getting more and more fragrant!

The aroma of thick, fatty white and tender fish meat being baked repeatedly, mixed with the smell of toxins, makes people experience a very unpleasant sensory experience.

I can't help but want to take a deep breath!

By the way, is it the season to eat grilled fish?Fish is something that needs to be fried with butter on both sides until both sides are crispy, or wrapped in bread crumbs and deep-fried to be fragrant. How boring is sashimi!

"Hey, it's boring for you to say that, how delicious the sashimi is, you have no taste." Lin Taki Zuo heard the old Yanzhu muttering to himself the last time, and couldn't help but yell out , for fish, although he advocates stew pie, he also likes sashimi very much.

"Don't mention this, we have to make a quick decision." Old Yanzhu Purgatory Makijuro's expression was serious, the decadence on his face that was once addicted to alcohol was swept away, replaced by the former determination and composure.

This is the demeanor of a generation of column players!

Kuwashima Jigoro and Rinaki Zuokinji couldn't help but look at each other, then nodded secretly.

Yes, this is what it looks like!That's what looks like a man.

"The lightness you are talking about is the ghost of the Wuhu pot on the string. How can you crack his blood ghost technique if you want to crack it? It's quick and quick...Are you bragging?"

So many poisonous fish keep coming out of the pot that they never seem to be big enough that they will literally get poisoned.

"Mr. Purgatory, Mr. Kuwashima, we are covering you, please use the breathing method to break that pot!" Hidekiri, who had not spoken for a while, suddenly said, his fiery eyes saw through the weakness of the ghost of the winding pot at a glance .

However, the next moment, an accident happened.

Not far away, a bumblebee...I mean a Yuan-[-] type carrying a ghost, rushed towards the ghost of Wuhu who was winding up! !

Catch the shrimp!

The ghost of the five pots of the upper string was stunned for several seconds before realizing that the car was the fourth of the upper string!Why is he in this car!

Winding Up: "Get out of the way!!"

This is said to the ghost of Wuhu who is winding up.

Nanayu Taoyuan, who was exhausted from running behind the car, also yelled, "Get out of the way!!"

That's what he and the others said.

In the next second, Yuan Xiaoche exploded wildly.

"boom……!!!!"

……

Ji Guoyansheng, your brother (figure), exploded.