The Handmade Blogger's Guide to Salvation

What is the generation gap?

The so-called "three-year generation gap", as long as the age difference is three years, then the conversation and communication between two people will feel wrong.

You think he is childish, she thinks you are corny.

So... a gap of 13+ years?

Old Yanzhu Purgatory Makijuro was an example. At this moment, he felt that the two bad old men in front of him were probably crazy.

In his eyes, Kuwashima Jigoro and Rinaki Sakinji are so excited that they seem to be kissing each other in the next second!

"Brother, although our era has passed, we can't let Houlang look down upon us!" Rinaki Zuojinji tightly held Kuwashima Jigoro's hand, and his indifferent tone became full of passion.

Like a cold black cat that has been eating catnip, wagging its tail in a cute and cute way.

"Of course, the old man is strong and strong, and his body is still in use!" Kuwashima Jigoro began to roll up his sleeves, revealing his arms with strong muscles but loose skin. "I think I can hit 10."

"Hahaha, I can hit 20!" Rinaki Zuo was not to be outdone, no one thought he was teasing or bragging, because his eyes... were sparking with fighting spirit.

At the same time, the old Yanzhu Purgatory Makijuro twitched his nose that was blocked due to a cold, and was dumbfounded at the scene in front of him. For a moment, he didn't know whether he was crazy or the world was crazy.

In the middle of the night, why are you two old men so nervous here?

Still hit ten?A ghost of this level still has to be wounded, and it's not bad for someone to beat up 10 old men like you, right?

Please, be normal, he's scared.

At this moment, Old Yanzhu very much hoped that Sang Dao Ci Wulang and Lin Taki Zuo Jinci in front of him would still be the old gangsters who always liked to scold him, even if they scolded him.

Senior, scold me again!

It's better than giving away the head with a face of * *!

Unexpectedly, at the next moment, Purgatory Makijurou felt his arms tighten, and was also crazy by these two... the two seniors held his hands!

"I can't go down any more, Purgatory! Let's go, let's go and have a touch with Shangxian!" Sang Dao Ciwulang pulled the old Yanzhu domineeringly, and was about to rush to the tower against Shangxian's five pot ghosts!

Purgatory Makijuro: "..."

He was indeed ready to die with the ghost, and he was not afraid, but he always felt that something was wrong! !

No, it doesn't feel right anywhere! ! !

Sending death at least has a sense of ritual, right? !It's too perfunctory to be dragged to death by you in such a crazy way!However, Lao Yanzhu's refusal was misunderstood by Lin Taki Zuo Jinci as an expression of fear of death, and he became furious on the spot, raising his hand and slapping Lao Yanzhu's face with Chinese characters.

Wait!The content of the slap in the past few chapters has exceeded the standard! !

"Bastard! You are the former Yan Zhu, how could you be so greedy for life and fear of death? Have you ever remembered the oath we made to our lord back then..."

Purgatory Makijuro didn't care to cover his face, because when Rinaki Zuojin raised his hand just now, a mysterious fragrance suddenly came from the blue water stain on his cuff.

It's not a fragrance of women's powder, but a kind of...

It was like the breath of blood soaking into the soil along the winding of the sword.

Like the breath of crow's tail feathers scattered in the twilight and turned into ashes after being scattered in the flames.

It's like the calligraphy and ink spirit of later generations when writing achievements for great men.

"I mean—you don't pull me."

Purgatory Makijurou calmly knocked Ryodaki Sakinji's hand off, and then reached out to touch his waist.

"Relax, you are preventing me from drawing the knife."

The Ghost of the Winding Pot suddenly felt a sense of uneasiness rushing up from his heart, and his tongue seemed to feel a subtle dangerous aura spreading...

He turned his head sharply, and found that the three old men who had been attacking him just now were lining up in a row, looking at him with a silent expression.

Oh, this is nothing to be afraid of. After the battle just now, the ghost of Wuhu Pot has basically figured out these three abilities. They are indeed strong, but their physical strength, agility, and reaction ability are indeed not as good as the young team——

A bright yellow flash flashed past like lightning.

At the same time, there was a crisp sound, which made the ghost of Wuhu who hadn't finished speaking shake, and then patted his head.

Lying/trough!

The ghost of the five pots who wound up touched the broken pot dregs on his forehead, stared at the blood in his hand, and fell silent.

what happened?What's going on with these three old men...why did they suddenly become so strong?

Kuwashima Jigoro's short stature stood there with his head buried in silence, while his movements remained as if he had just raised the knife and dropped it. There was a cloud of blood red on the white blade, which was concentrated at one point and could be torn off easily. The extremely hard lid of the fifth winding was broken.

Gradually, a blue streak that was exactly the same color as the fragrance appeared on the necks of Kuwashima Jigoro, Rinaki Sakinji and Old Yanzhu, looking mysterious and mysterious.

Successfully frightened the ghost of the five pots of winding.

...What is this shit, it looks so fantastic!Are you still human? !How can a normal human grow this thing? !

Could it be that you have been possessed by aliens?

After Kuwashima Jigoro's attack, Purgatory Makijuro and Ryotaki Sakonji's attack also arrived, a fiery red fighting spirit and aqua blue fighting spirit intertwined, and rushed towards the face of the upper string Wu, the scene was gorgeous It's like the final decisive move of the hot blooded anime.

Danger.

Extremely dangerous!

At this time, the ghost of the winding Wuhu pot made an unexpected move.

And this move has made countless melon-eating netizens in later generations jokingly call him the "shame of winding up" in his life.

The ghost of Wuhu of Shangxian turned around and picked up the ghost of Wuhu who was bombed behind him, and placed it on the attack line of Lao Shuizhu and Lao Yanzhu.

Just woke up, you wind up the ghost of wanton music: "..."

Winding Wu, I █!You ███ mother!

GG

And the ghost of Wuhu, who was winding up the string, had already taken the opportunity to slip away!The three old men who were still in the state of ult obviously hadn't played enough. They wandered around for a long time with their necks stalked and arms crossed, and picked up the half-dead Wrathful Ghost from the ground...

Angry Ghost: "..."

No, don't dare to be angry!Don't dare to get angry at all! !

Please let go!

…………

On the other side, Hiroshin Shema was hugging the tree trunk, watching Immortal Kawagenya and Nezuko fighting the ghost of mourning.

That's right, Nezuko, who was sleeping in the suitcase before, smelled the danger, and crawled out to help her father.

Hiroshin Shema, who only dared to hide behind a tree, was very moved.

At the same time, there is a trace of guilt.

These kids work so hard and are so good at fighting, but he, a guy who has lived for hundreds of millions of years, hides behind like a waste, isn't it a little...not good?

Yu Shenshejian was silent for a moment, and began to think about his skill points. After 3 minutes, he found sadly... Well, all his skill points are on creation skills.

But after racking his brains, he finally remembered that he didn't seem to be completely incapable of protecting himself.

Yu Shenshejian looked up at the sky, was silent for a moment, and closed his eyes...

At this moment, in the sky countless light-years away, an asteroid shone slightly as if it had opened its eyes and woke up.

In an instant, the astronomical bureaus and meteorological stations of countless planes became chaotic.

"Report, the detection bureau has discovered that in space, in the direction of Yushen star, there are meteorites approaching the earth!"

"Immediately warn the nearby residents to evacuate! All TV stations will insert emergency announcements! Issue a red warning! That's right! Don't broadcast cartoons on East █ TV Station, immediately insert a disaster red warning!"

A meteorite falling on the earth would have caused a very serious disaster. If it was a group of meteorites... the director of the Meteorological Bureau of the Astronomical Bureau sat down weakly and began to reflect.

The money invested in these years should be saved, and it is good to invest in buying spaceships...

Suddenly, the alarm sound on the big screen stopped abruptly!

The Director of the Meteorological Bureau and others raised their heads in astonishment, only to find that the meteor shower locked on the screen... disappeared strangely!

It disappeared without a trace, as if the harsh siren before... was just a joke.

Where did it go?What about the meteor shower before?Could it be that they were all taken to make a wish? !

On the other side, Yushenshejian, who is leading the meteor shower in space to jump to another plane, turned pale. This is not tiring... Of course, doing this kind of thing is also tiring, but Yushenshejian realized another thing .

It seems that Yu Shenshoma, who launched a large-scale forbidden spell attack for the first time, did not understand the time difference...

He may, it seems, probably... forgot to calculate the time for the meteor shower group to travel through the time and space of the plane.

His meteor shower attack will probably be late.

Emmmmm......

Yu Shenshejian turned his head away in embarrassment, and then found that in the battlefield ahead, Immortal Kawa Genya was holding Nezuko's arm, as if he was about to bite it down!

Wait, what are you doing? !

Yu Shenshejian also didn't care about the ghost of Shangxianzhi's mourning who was staring at him, and hurried up to stop it, and only then did he understand what happened when he was distracted just now.

Immortal Chuan Xuanya is a child with extraordinary talent, he can temporarily gain the ability of ghosts by digesting the flesh and blood of ghosts.

Not bad, what a formidable ability!

Of course, it would be even better if you don’t bite his Nezuko.

Yu Shenshejian thought so, and then rolled up his sleeves under Immortal Chuan Xuanya's blank gaze.

"Although I'm not a ghost, my physique is also very special." Yu Shenshejian looked expectant, "I don't know what it will be like for you who are good at fighting to have my ability."

To tell the truth, in the universe, planetary life forms that are good at fighting account for the vast majority. On the contrary, it is very rare for Yu Shenshejian to fight.

So Hiroshin Shema is also very curious about what it's like for a person with his own abilities to fight.

But the undead Kawa Xuanya who doesn't know why: "..."

What a weird request!

In the end, Yushen Shejian couldn't resist, Immortal Chuan Xuanya gnawed at him very anxiously.

Uh-huh?

It feels like a strange power is rising!Immortal Chuan Xuanya felt that his whole body was full of strength, a kind of rampant power!

One minute later, a huge meteor crater appeared on the forging knife village, and the loud noise just now woke up the people who were still sleeping in the village.

The village chief of Forging Knife came with a stretcher and people who were good at healing, only to find in this crater the winding string that had been turned into powder and the undead Chuan Xuanya with a demented expression on his face.

"Mr. Bushichuan, are you okay? How do you feel physically?"

Immortal Chuan Xuanmi's pupils were slack, as if he had overfilled himself with Tai Sui, he giggled.

"Ah, I really want to go around the sun..."

Villager of Forging Knife Village: "..."

What's wrong with this kid!

The village chief approached Yushen Shejian in some embarrassment, and asked at a loss, "Does Mr. Yushen know what happened in the battle just now?"

As the subordinate and support of the ghost killing team, the head of Forging Sword Village has seen many wounded who fought with ghosts, almost all of them were crippled, but the one who was beaten stupidly... Immortal Chuan Xuanya was the first one.

However, Yu Shenshejian waved his hands, and instead of answering this question, he said something inexplicable.

"Don't repair this pit, just move your village away."

Yu Shen Shejian looked up at the star-studded sky with a complicated expression.

"This place will be attacked by a meteor shower, and the time will be around..."

"About 70 years from now."