[Gintama] This is true love

"Well, Ms. Okakura, why did you come to this ladyboy shop?" Shinpachi asked hesitantly.

"This is because..." Okakura was about to answer when Gintoki rushed to answer.

"Then you don't need to ask, you must be interested in transvestites. After all, you have nothing to do with men except the bottom..." A dagger brushed past his ear and stuck it deep into the wall.

"My hand is slipping, and I can hit the target with a little more time." Okangzhu said with a smile.

"Are you trying to kill me?!" Gintoki yelled.

After ignoring the silver curly hair, Okakuratake began to talk about his purpose of coming to the ladyboy shop.

"I didn't expect those monsters to be completely wiped out, Yin-san." Shinpachi turned to look at Yinshi after hearing this and said.

"Ha, those earthworm-like guys are really troublesome. I always remember my ○○——but it was swollen for several days because of that battle." Gintoki said, looking at his lower body.

"That's all because you peed on them!" Shinpachi said.

"It's really ugly, Yinshi, what's the difference between people who defecate freely and animals." Gui crossed his arms and said contemptuously.

"Shut up, do you have the nerve to say that? I urinate everywhere and you defecate everywhere. Your level is higher than mine, okay?" Yinshi said, picking his nose.

"Actually, you are all the same idiots, please have a little bit of human shame!" Shinpachi said.

Urinating everywhere, it seems that she did this kind of thing during the days when she was running naked on that monster planet... Okang Cangzhu quickly interrupted his recollection, he couldn't think about it anymore, the days when he was out of morals made him It is buried deepest in memory.

"Anyway, I want to ask Yinsang, do you have any clues you can tell me?" Gang Cangzhu asked.

"Clue? I don't know." Yin Shi said.

"Or we'll help you find someone else to ask, Ms. Okakura." Shinpachi said.

"Eh? Okay, thank you, Shinpachi, as expected, the more ordinary-looking the better." Okakuratake patted Shinpachi on the shoulder and said.

"...Thank you, but why do I feel that what you said sounds very uncomfortable." Yahui said reflectively in his glasses.

Finally, under the communication of Wig and Mrs. Xixiang, all the ladyboys in the store stood in front of Okakuratake.

"Miss, all the girls in our store are here, and everyone is a good boy, don't doubt us." Mrs. Xixiang had a slightly scary smile on her face.

"...Don't worry, Mrs. Xixiang, I just want to ask for information about the deceased, and I won't suspect anyone, because after sitting here for a while, I understand that everyone is a very cute girl, Mrs. Xixiang, you It's also very beautiful." Okakuratake said with a smile.

why? !Why did she say this more and more smoothly.

"Very good, hahahaha, you have eyes, you can ask as much as you want." Xixiang patted Okangzhu on the shoulder and said with a big smile.

"Yin-san, I think it's amazing that Okakura-san can say such a thing with a smile while looking at those monsters." Shinpachi said with the corners of his mouth twitching.

"This is an official. No matter how dirty the thoughts in his heart are, his mouth is as if rubbed with honey. Tsk tsk, it's really scary." Xiao Juanzi shrugged his shoulders after finishing speaking.

"Little paper, this is the new lipstick I bought today, what do you think of the color?" Xixiang took out a lipstick and wiped it on his mouth and asked.

"Ah, it's very beautiful, it completely highlights your sexy lips." Xiao Juanzi said with blinking eyes.

"..." Xinba.

In fact, the person with a dirty heart is you!

Okakurazhu stood in front of the group of transvestites, looking at the group of transvestites writhing shyly in front of him, he felt an urge to give up the case.

Suddenly, among the wriggling ladyboys, she felt a certain ladyboy looked very familiar. He was wearing a green wig, and was waving a handkerchief and joking with the ladyboys beside him.

Okakuratake walked over and asked tentatively, "Uncle Anmoto?"

The ladyboy with the green wig turned her head in shock: "Oh, miss, how do you know my original name?"

It really is him!Why are all the guys from the barbarians in the past come to be transvestites? !

"It's me, Okakuratake, uncle, do you still remember me?"

"Okakura! So it's you!" Anmoto ran over excitedly and hugged Okakurazhu: "I didn't expect you to be alive, wait, where did you go for plastic surgery, I can't tell you at all It turned out to be a man, he did a really good job, please introduce me too."

"...No, I was born a woman." Gang Cangzhu said with the corner of his mouth twitching.

"Well, Uncle Anmoto, do you know this person?" Okangtake took out a photo from his pocket and showed it to Anmoto. This is the photo of the deceased.

The man in the photo has a monthly haircut and a slightly square face. He looks like the kind of guy who looks like a good guy.

"Isn't this Mr. Hongo?" Anmoto exclaimed.

"Uncle Anmoto, do you know him?" Okakuratake asked.

"That's right, he comes to our store every night, but he hasn't come for the past two days, and we're still talking about what's wrong with him. I didn't expect..." Uncle Anben was a little disappointed at the end.

"The prisoner is a monster that can disguise itself as a human being. Uncle Kuramoto, do you have any clues?"

"I don't know, because Mr. Hongo is not my regular customer. He often orders squid roe. Let me ask her." After An Ben finished speaking, he turned to a ladyboy wearing a pink wig in the distance. She shook her hand: "Squid, come here, I have something to ask you."

The squid blinked and walked over suspiciously: "What's the matter? Triangle pants."

Triangle pants!Is this your nickname here, Uncle? !Why does your name alone make people feel different?

"Squid, let me tell you something." Triangle pants (wait!) bit his lip and cried.

Say it!Triangle pants!

"Triangle pants, what's wrong, why are you crying?" Squid Zi panicked.

The triangle pants fell into the arms of the squid, he took out the photo and said to the squid: "Squid, Mr. Hongo is dead."

Squid Zi looked at the photo and was stunned: "No, no, Mr. Hongo... He clearly said at that time that he would give me a home, why did that bastard die like this..."

Squid son squatted on the ground holding the photo and cried, his makeup was all over from crying, and he looked even more terrifying, but his eyes looked so sad.

Yinshi did not know when he came to Okakuratake's side, he silently looked at the crying squid, wondering what he was thinking.

"Squid roe..." The other transgressors couldn't help crying when they saw Squid roe crying. They wiped the tears from the corners of their eyes with handkerchiefs and hurried to persuade Squid roe.

"Squid, don't cry, no matter how much you cry, he won't come back." The triangle underwear (...) comforted Squid.

Suddenly, Squid Zi grabbed his shoulders, raised his head with a ferocious face and asked, "Who killed him!"

Looking at the squid roe, which was made up like a ghost, he swallowed in fright: "I don't know the criminal's clue yet..." After finishing speaking, he pointed to Gang Cangzhu: "However, this lady Just here to investigate the case."

Squid Roe quickly came to Gang Cangzhu's side, he looked at Gang Cangzhu with a distorted face and asked: "Miss, do you have any clues, tell me who killed him, I will kill that person immediately , Damn it, those who dare to touch me don't want to live!"

"..." Okakuratake was also startled by Squid Roe's ferocious expression: "Well, please calm down, the clue now is that Mr. Hongo was killed by a monster..."

"Monster! Okay, you can still eat it after you kill it. I ate a lot of monsters when I was fighting against barbarians. Come on." Before finishing speaking, the squid roe rolled its eyes and fell down. The lady withdrew her palm behind him.

Underpants and Dongmei hurried to squidzi and helped him up.

"Mom, you're hitting too hard." Dongmei said worriedly.

"Hmph, let this idiot calm down." Xixiang turned around and came to Okangtake's side: "Tell me what's going on."

"Mrs. Xixiang..."

"We monsters are very defensive. Anyone who dares to take away what belongs to us will be cut into pieces by our group!" Xixiang said, crushing the wine bottle in his hand, with a powerful murderous aura burst out from his body.

So strong!this person.

Suddenly, a glass of wine was placed on the table, and it was Yinshi.

"Calm down, you look more like a real monster now." Gintoki said lazily.

"Mrs. Xixiang, we will find the murderer who killed Miss Squid's lover together, don't worry." The wig also sat down.

"Hmph, two brats who talk big." Having said that, Xixiang obviously calmed down a lot.

In fact, some characteristics of these two guys still haven't changed, Okakuratake thought.

"Mrs. Xixiang, everyone, this is the place where Mr. Hongo was killed." Okangtake took out a map and put it on the table.

A place on the map is circled in red.

"Ah, Yinsang, this place is quite close to where we live." Shinpachi said in surprise.

"I didn't expect the monster to be hiding nearby. It's really scary when you think about it." Yinshi squinted his eyes and said.

"Currently, the monster has killed five people, including Mr. Hongo." Okakuratake took out the photos of other victims and put them on the table.

"Yinshi, look, there is a person in this photo with silver curly hair like yours." The wig pointed to a photo on the table and said.

"Wig, you should go see an ophthalmologist. That person looks 60 or [-] years old. That's white hair, okay?"

"It's not a wig, it's Gui. In fact, Gintoki's silver hair is the same as white hair in the comics. It's not different from white at all."

"Yeah, I think the reason why you have a wig is because the orangutans have painted you with too much ink and wiped out your IQ."

"It's not a wig, it's Gui, Yinshi, you have to apologize to Yinbi—all the characters with black hair in this comic!"

"Ah, Yinsang, Mr. Gui, please stop arguing." Shinpachi quickly intervened between the two of them to persuade them to fight, but it didn't seem to work at all.

"Yinshi, you have always been envious of my straight black hair since you were a child, right? I know what you always wanted, hahaha." The wig said with a smile, crossing his arms.

"Huh? Who wants your silly haircut, it's just like a wig." Xiao Juanzi lifted up the sleeves of her kimono as she spoke.

"Shut up for me!"

Two thick arms pressed the small scroll and the wig onto the table, and the table split into two after a crisp sound.

After solving the two second-hand goods, Xixiang clapped his hands and looked at Gang Cangzhu: "Okay, miss, you can continue."

"...Ah, okay." Okang Cangzhu moved her eyes away from the two dudes, and she continued to explain the situation.

"The victims all have one thing in common, that is, they are all Ojisan aged 60 to [-], and these people like to go to the tavern to drink after work, and sometimes they even go home after midnight. One reason to encounter monsters."

"What kind of monster is that? Ms. Okakura." Shinpachi asked.

"I don't know, there is no clue about that monster yet."

"It seems that we can only lure it out." Saixiang touched his chin and said.

"?" Okakuratake and Shinpachi.