[Gintama] This is true love

Late at night in Kabukicho, scattered drunks swayed on the street, and patrolling officials with lanterns and iron crutches inspected suspicious places on the street.

The official raised the clock in his hand to check the time. It is now 03:30. Even in Kabukicho, the night street, many people have gone to sleep, and only a few taverns are still open.

Suddenly, there was a sound of cracking wooden clogs from the front, and the official looked up.

"Ah!" The official screamed and fell to the ground.

In front of him, a group of murderous transgressors in monster costumes were walking towards this direction.

"Yin Sang, can we really lure the monster out like this?" Xinba in the octopus costume asked twitchingly.

"Who knows, maybe that monster will think we're having a party and come out to have fun with us." Yinsang said, scratching the mosaic-like hood that looked like a male ○○—— and said: "By the way, why is my suit so wretched?! Is there really such a monster that looks like a kintama?!"

"Yes, I have seen it before." Okakura Takeshi, who was wearing a Godzilla monster costume, said, "This kind of monster is called mitama, and it is a very sad monster. The male of this kind of monster is called mitama (soul, which can harmonize Chengmingzi), the female is called kiku (chrysanthemum), and kiku will eat mitama during mating, just like a praying mantis."

"Ah, I didn't expect there to be such a pathetic male on an alien planet. Just for the sake of xxoo, he would dedicate his life to a violent female. It's human happiness. He can swing back and forth with women every night. Nothing will happen." Yin Shi said while picking his nose.

"No, there are also women who will kill men when they are having sex with men, because men are at their lowest vigilance at that time." Gang Cangzhu said with a smile: "Yin Sang, be careful, Don't get killed while having sex with a woman."

Yinshi's finger stuck his nose in and bled: "Ah, it hurts, it hurts, it's all your fault that you said such a horrible thing and scared me."

"By the way, Okakura, where did you get so many monster costumes?" Gui was wearing a cute big-eyed cat costume, and he rubbed his face on the pad of his flesh intoxicatedly.

"Ah~~, this meat pad is so well made, it restores the elasticity of the meat ball, it's awesome."

"That's right, I didn't expect you, Zhujiang, to send so many monster suits with just one phone call. It's amazing." The triangle underwear jumped over and said.

Why did you also start calling Zhujiang pretending to be cute?Triangle pants!

"This is a monster I killed on an alien planet for many years. Later, I felt that it was a pity that the corpses were wasted like this, so I asked someone to peel off their skins and make them into coats and sell them online, but the sales were not as good as I expected. " Okakuratake said regretfully.

Click!All are cracked.

"That, that is to say, we are all wearing monster's leather?!" Gintoki said in horror.

"That's right, but don't worry, these monster skins have been sterilized, there is no smell or strange things, don't worry." Okangtake said, raised his Godzilla claws and approached Gintoki: "Here, You smell it, it doesn't smell."

"That's not the problem! It's disgusting to wear these monster skins!" Yin Shi said.

Gang Cangzhu squatted down immediately in frustration: "I'm sorry, I still wanted to say that I can help everyone, but I didn't expect that everyone would not like it."

"It's not good! This guy has a very melancholy black air all over his body. Is it Yinsang's fault? Is it my fault?"

"Silver, a samurai must have the consciousness to endure all kinds of filth, even eating beeps and doing beeps." Gui said while hugging his ball player.

"You can take care of those beeps by yourself slowly." Yinshi said, walked to Gangcangzhu's side and said to her, "I'm sorry, it's all my fault, I don't mean to dislike it, It's just... a little disgusting."

Gang Cangzhu turned his head, with a smile on his face: "I'm lying to you, I don't get angry so easily, haha."

"Tsk, troublesome brat." Yin Shi said so, but his expression became calm.

Suddenly, a really strong black evil spirit rose from behind the two of them, and Squid Zi in a werewolf costume walked up with a distorted expression: "Ah, it's not good to see men and women together, and seeing intimate men and men , intimate women are also very unhappy when they are together, why are you all so happy, unhappy, unhappy, unhappy..."

"It's not good, Miss Squid Zi has completely turned into a fff group!" Shinpachi said in panic.

"Squid, don't do this, everyone is serious about helping you." Dongmei ran over and grabbed Squid.

"Where is the monster?! Why didn't it come out? I really want to tear off its ○○○——and xxx—hahahaha." Squid Zi said with a manic smile.

"Ah, squid roe is completely blackened, and he is usually such a gentle person." Said the triangle pants with a sigh.

"Uncle Anmoto..."

"Bamboo sauce, just call me triangle underwear from now on, this name is cuter."

Why on earth do you think the name Triangle Pants is cute? !

"Mr. Hongo and Squid have known each other for a long time. As you know, we ladyboys have a bad impression in the eyes of ordinary people. Many people regard us as a joke."

"However, Mr. Hongo is different. He really likes squid roe. All of us can see how gentle Mr. Hongo's eyes are when he looks at squid roe. For this hard-won love, Squid is very cherished, every night, he will dress himself up quietly just to wait for the arrival of Mr. Hongo..." The triangle pants said and cried: "We are all as sad as him to see Squid like this, Because we all know the pain of losing something we hold dear."

"Miss triangle underwear..." Shinpachi looked at the triangle underwear, his eyes were full of worry.

"Pants, no problem, trust me, I will definitely catch that monster." Gang Cangzhu took out a paper towel and wiped away the tears from the pants: "Please trust the woman who crawled out from the monster pile. "

"Okakura..." The underwear slowly stopped crying, and he wiped his tears and said, "You are the same as before."

"Miss, we have been out for so long, and the monster hasn't appeared yet, what can you do?" Mrs. Xixiang asked.

"No, that monster has already appeared." Okakura Take said.

"Really?! Where is it? Why didn't we see it?" Shinpachi said and looked around.

"I just confirmed it just now." Said Okangzhu took out a small bag from his arms, which contained light yellow mucus.

"The reason for asking everyone to change into monster costumes is because I can't determine the type of monster, but monsters like this wandering to aliens have the instinct to find the same kind, and they can find them by smelling even the slightest smell. I'm sorry, I'm hiding it. It's about everyone." Okangtake said shyly.

"It's okay, so do you know what kind of monster it is now?" Xixiang asked.

"Well, I see." Okakuratake held up the small bag in his hand to show everyone: "The name of this monster is Kiku."

"Hey, it's the mitama-eating female monster you just mentioned, Ms. Okakura!" Shinpachi said in surprise.

"That's right, but this kind of kiku is much more cunning than mitama. Its hiding skills are very powerful, but I can smell the smell on it."

"Then Okakura, do you know where it is now?" The triangle pants asked anxiously.

"It's crawling all around us." Okangtake said in a low voice.

Everyone suddenly felt a little cold on their backs, but they didn't feel anything!

"In order not to let me find out, it crawled many circles, leaving a lot of smell around us. Kiku's crawling method is to stick to the ground with tentacles similar to suckers and crawl forward. It is difficult for even an expert to hear it. sound." Gang Cangzhu narrowed his eyes dangerously: "And it will sneak behind the prey without anyone noticing and eat him."

"Then what should we do? Ms. Okakura." Shinpachi asked anxiously.

"Don't worry, Mintama is still here." Okakura Take said with a smile.

Everyone immediately looked at Yinshi, who pointed at himself with black lines all over his face and said, "Huh? You all look at Yinsang, what am I doing?"

"What are you kidding! Yinsang, I don't want to become a sad male like a praying mantis. Why am I the one who attracts monsters? I want to take off this suit." Yinshi said, turning his hands to the back and trying to unzip the zipper , but found that the clothes could not be opened.

"But, damn it, I can't take it off no matter what." When Yinshi was trying hard, someone grabbed his lower body, it was squid roe.

"Hurry up and lure that monster out for me, or I'll crush your ○○○—" Squid Zi said threateningly and pinched Yinshi's ○○○——

Yinshi's cold sweat was streaming down, he twitched the corners of his mouth and said in a raised tone: "Calm down, squid, please let go of Yinsang my little brother, he is still young, don't treat him so cruelly! No matter it is a monster Or Frieza, I will lure you, please, let him go!"

After hearing this, the squid let go of Gintoki's lower body, and Gintoki quickly lowered his head to check whether his Armstrong cannon was safe.

At this moment, Okangzhu came over with the bag of yellow slime, and she poured all the bag of slime on the top of the mosaic suit.

"What are you doing? Doing this will make this thing look even worse, okay?!" Gintama roared, and just after finishing speaking, Gang Cangzhu slapped the mucus on his face.

"Be patient, Yin-sang, this is the monster's slime. If you put this on, you will attract Kiku even more, and it will make her happy." Okakuratake said.

"Who wants to attract the elation of a monster! Let her come and eat me!"

"Well, Yinshi, calm down. Being able to attract the favor of women of other races is also a comforting thing for you. After all, it is difficult for you to be attractive to human women." Kicked over.

"Shut up, Yinsang is much better than a male like you who can only see his face." Yinshi said and jumped a few times at Gui's lower body, and Gui Deng suddenly let out a rippling exclamation.

"Okay, let's start the operation. We all hide, pretend to be separated from Xiaojuanzi, and we must catch that monster." Mrs. Xixiang said with her arms folded.

"Okay!" Okakura and all the monsters collectively agreed to the plan.

"..." The rest of Yin Shi could only silently shed kelp tears on the street corner in that mosaic monster suit.

Why is it him every time!