[Gintama] This is true love

A transvestite is a man or a woman, and a person who wanders between the two sexes is either a man or a woman. Under normal circumstances, they are commonly called "perverts" by ordinary people.

The largest transvestite shop in Kabukicho was opened by ghost god Madame Jar Saigo, who is called "Mrs. Saigo".

"Guest, why don't you come into our store and have a seat~~~."

Looking at the group of ladyboys with stubble, red wigs and heavy makeup, Okakuratake remembered how he was forced to dress up as a woman when he went to Kabukicho to carry out an assassination mission.

Shemale, did she count as that?Obviously a woman but pretending to be a man.In fact, everyone is the same.

Gang Cangzhu strode towards the ladyboy shop, this time she came alone, she asked other people, many of them didn't say they were not interested in coming here, there was no way, she came alone.

"Oh, it's rare to see a beautiful lady come to our store, but we also welcome it~." A group of ladyboys enthusiastically crowded the Okakura group into the store, and the strong smell of perfume on their bodies almost overwhelmed them. Okakuratake coughed.

"Miss, please look at the menu, what do you want to eat?" A square-faced man wearing a golden double ponytail wig asked with his waist twisted.

"..." Okakuratake quickly turned his attention to the menu: "Order two bottles of shochu first, then sashimi."

"Okay, miss, by the way, which lady do you want to order to drink with? Our ladies here are all cute~~~." The blond double ponytail twisted a few times after finishing speaking.

The powder fell from his face... After swallowing his saliva, Okakura Zhu said with difficulty: "Please introduce me."

Finally, Okakuratake ordered a slightly thin ladyboy to sit with him.

"Well, what's your name?" Okakura Take asked.

"Yada~~ You can just call me Sea Scallop." The ladyboy called Sea Scallop said with a coquettish smile covering her mouth.

Hiss—a cold and numb feeling rushed from the back to the top of the head, and Gang Cangzhu couldn't help shivering.

"Miss, what's your name?" Kelp asked.

"Just call me Bamboo..."

"Zhu Jiang, your hair is so beautiful, it's black and smooth, do you need any maintenance?" Kelp said and sat down.

"No, it's natural." Why do you want to add a sauce at the end!Because the sauce is added, will it look cute when talking? !

"Ah, I'm so envious. I also want such beautiful hair, and I've gained weight recently, Zhujiang, look." After finishing speaking, Hai Dazi rolled up his sleeves, bent his arms, and bent his biceps The muscles immediately bulged up: "Look, the arms are much thicker."

"..." Okakuratake, this is a muscle!Where is fat and strong!And why do you want to talk to her like a close friend, all kinds of violations, okay? !

"Yes, I'm a little fat, but no, it doesn't matter, a woman needs some flesh to touch." Gang Cangzhu said with the corner of his mouth twitching.

She had just finished speaking when Hai Daozi patted her on the table with a big palm.

"Ah, I'm so sorry, Zhu Jiang, why are you so good at talking~~~." Kelp held her hand in one hand and writhed there, while the other hand patted Gang Cangzhu's shoulder excitedly.

Gang Cangzhu lifted her face from the table with difficulty, she looked at the excited Kelvin with blood on her face and said, "That's because you are so cute, Kelvin."

ah! upyours!Who will tell her why she unconsciously said such words!The mouth doesn't seem to be hers anymore!

"Bamboo sauce, you are really great, chatting with you is super fun~~" Hai Dianzi said and hugged Gang Cangzhu hard, this strong hug almost made him die, and even more To make her uncomfortable, Hai Daozi wiped his stubble-covered face excitedly on her face.

Swish, swish, if she continued to wipe her face like this, she would definitely be wiped with shreds of flesh.

Why did she say that she would investigate alone? Why did she make such a decision?

checkmate ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah !

Just when Okakura Bamboo was about to stretch out his hand and call out helpme, the shamisen rang clangingly, and the sea scallop let her go: "Bamboo sauce, the dance performance is about to start, and today the dancers in our shop are the 'doubles'." The top card 'small papers and wigs~~, they are all very cute girls."

Small scroll and wig, these two names have an unexpected subtlety... Gang Cangzhu picked up the wine glass on the table and planned to drink to calm down.

"Look, the one with silver curly hair is a small scroll, and the one with long black hair is a wig." Kelpie pointed to the people on the stage.

Okakuratake looked up.

"Pfft——————" A sip of wine spewed out immediately.

It's you! ! !

Not only small papers and wigs, but also a girl with double braided eyes next to her.

"Hey, who's that guy wearing glasses next to the small, small paper and wig?" That's right, it's Shinpachi!

"Ah, that's Yae. Although she's also a cute girl, she's relatively ordinary because she doesn't have a small paper or a wig. How should I put it, she doesn't have much presence."

It might be a good thing to have less presence in this kind of store...

And she was absolutely right, the one next to the small paper is Mr. Gui, right?With that long dark hair and those familiar facial features, it must be him!

What's the matter with these two people, why did the former White Yaksha and the crazy noble son come to become transvestites!

And Curly, weren't you still a cowherd last time?Why did you come to be a shemale this time, you are so amazing!Men and women take it all!

The shamisen played non-stop with a regular rhythm, and the three people on the stage twisted their fans under this rhythm. Gintoki and the wig danced and winked from time to time.

You danced very well, you guys!How long have you guys been here as transvestites? You are so skilled!

Gang Cangzhu pointed at the three of them with trembling fingers and asked, "Well, can I invite them (wait! They?!) to have a glass of wine with me after they finish dancing the small exam, the three girls (... ) are all cute."

"Okay, but the small papers and wigs are really attractive. Many customers in the store like them, because their xxoo beeps are very good."

Kelp, you just said that the two of you are good, why are they both beep beep beep, don't do this, this will make her want to be crooked! !

Finally, the shamisen stopped, and so did the three dancers. Kelp waved to the three of them and shouted, "Little paper, wig, Yahui, come down quickly, there are guests here who want to buy you a drink."

"Okay~~~." Yahui (wait!) replied with a charming smile.

"Yin Sang, hurry up, a guest is inviting us to drink." Bahui said to Xiaojuanzi.

"Why do you always recruit me to make up for the lack of manpower? In this corrupt environment, I feel that Yin-sang will never be able to return to a normal society." Yin Shi complained while stroking his curly hair.

"Yinshi, don't worry, you are full of corruption, and the normal society has been polluted by you. This place is just right for you to live in."

"Wig, your head is almost rotten. When you go to take out the trash, throw it away. Remember to put it in the non-recyclable trash can."

"It's not a wig, it's a wig. I am a person who wants to save Edo. This is just my experience of social life. Only by knowing the lives of people from all walks of life can I better find a way forward for Edo."

"The future of Edo does not need your experience at all. Are you going to lead the people of the whole country to a road of no return?"

"Little Juanzi, wig, Bahui, hurry up, what are you doing there, the guests have been waiting for a long time." Seeing the two bickering, Hai Diaozi hurriedly greeted.

"Hi~, here we come." Yinshi said and walked over first, because he was wearing a kimono, he walked over slowly with small steps.

Shinpachi and Wig followed behind him.

"Zhujiang, Xiaojuanzi and the others (...) are here." Kelpie patted Okakurazhu on the shoulder.

Okakuratake's face that had been drooping just now finally lifted up.

"Hahahahahahahahaha, yo, Xiaojuanzi, Yahui, wig, how are you all, hahahahahahaha." Okang Cangzhu patted the table and laughed loudly. He couldn't help it. Surprisingly good looking, but so hilarious.

Gintoki and Shinpachi are both torn apart, it's been seen by acquaintances like this!The wig is still at a loss, because Okakuratake's appearance has become beyond his recollection.

"Stop standing there, come and have a drink together, I invite you, Yinsang, Shinpachi, Mr. Gui." Gang Cangzhu waved to them.

No, just looking at the faces of the three of them makes me feel so funny, hahahaha.

Yinshi quickly wiped his face with his hands, and immediately changed his style of painting, his eyes flashed pikapika, and he pouted and pointed at his fingers and asked embarrassingly: "Who are you? Little Juanzi doesn't know you."

...Why does it feel so disgusting, Okakuratake subconsciously vomited, and then she couldn't help it.

"Excuse me, where is the toilet?" Gang Cangzhu asked, covering her mouth, and under the guidance of kelp, she rushed to the toilet and vomited.

"Hey! Don't go too far! Silver-san, am I so disgusting?!" Yintoki yelled angrily, and suddenly patted his shoulder with a hand, it was a wig.

"Yes, I'm sorry... Yinshi, I also feel really sick, vomit... wow..." The wig just squatted down and vomited out.

"Wow, you almost vomited on me with the wig, you're even more disgusting." Gintoki yelled and avoided the wig's vomit.

After vomiting cleanly, Gang Cangzhu walked back tiredly touching his stomach: "Ah, next time I won't watch anything that makes people uncomfortable, it's so uncomfortable to vomit."

"The uncomfortable things you're talking about don't mean Yin-sang me, huh?" Yin Shi asked with veins.

Gang Cangzhu turned to take a look at Yinshi, then ran to the toilet and vomited. He got up after the wig and saw Yinshi's face, then lay down and vomited again.

"That's enough for you two!! Does my face have an emetic effect!" Gintoki yelled frantically.

"Su...su... I'm sorry, Yinshi, I don't want to see your face for the time being, it's a sinful face." Gui said to Yinshi while wiping the vomit from his mouth. Kicked him in the face.

"Whose face is the face of sin, wipe off the things around your mouth before you say this."

Finally, after everyone vomited, the four of them finally sat back, but Okakuratake and Gui, who were sitting opposite Yinshi, turned their heads and did not look at Yinshi's face.

"...You two bastards have had enough fun!" Yin Shi said, patting the table.

The two turned, but they both covered their eyes with their hands.

"It's so nice not to have to see the face of sin," said Wig.

"That's right, Mr. Gui, it's really a wonderful effect, that nauseating feeling of stomach acid flooding in an instant." Okangzhu responded.

"Hey, by the way, what's your name? How do you know me? Am I so famous?" Gui asked.

"Mr. Gui is really a noble man who forgets things. I am Gang Cangzhu, and I was also a member of the anti-barbarian army."

"So that's it. It's my former comrades. I'm sorry. I didn't expect that we could fight side by side again under the face of sin."

"That's right, I didn't expect Mr. Gui to have the same reaction as me. We are all victims of the evil face."

"Okakura."

"Mr. Gui!"

The hands of the two were tightly held together.

"It's disgusting to see that kind of person's face!" Gang Cangzhu and Gui said in unison.

"Yin Sang...something like a white streamer came out of your mouth, Yin Sang!!" Xinpachi.