[Gintama] This is true love

The location of the Cosmos Police Alliance branch is very ordinary, just a certain building in the bustling district of Edo. It is quite close to Kabukicho, and it is different from the tall Tendos. The spaceship is flying above the earth.

"Compared to God who controls everything, what a group of heavenly beings." Gang Cangzhu said looking at the information in his hand.

After returning to Earth, she inevitably came into contact with the celestial beings. Those celestial beings sitting on the iron pillars with their faces covered made her feel disgusted, they were too arrogant, and the contempt and contempt that came from the heart passed through her. Every word and every expression of theirs can be felt, because she said she is a person from the earth.

Gang Cangzhu always remembers them saying: "I didn't expect the earth monkeys to evolve after leaving the earth. It can be seen that the earth's soil is only suitable for cultivating inferior genes."

I couldn't help but clenched my fists hard, and the fingernails were stinging terribly on the palms of my hands, which was nothing compared to the humiliation in my heart. Looking at the domineering appearance of those heavenly beings, Gangcang said to himself silently in his heart: One day, the earth will be strong enough to drive these guys out, ten years, 50 years, 100 years, these guys will definitely get out of the earth!

At that moment, she recalled her mood when she was fighting barbarians. She was even more extreme than this time. Among the people in that era, her eyes could only see hatred. The first person who saw it was actually Sakamoto. He saw this scene. The prospect of war, he knew that if the killing continued like this, the earth would have no future.

At that time, Okakuratake's vision was not as big as Sakamoto's. It was not until she came out of the earth and came to the universe, and saw a wider world, that she realized that there was still a long way to go for the earth to become powerful.

The self-confidence of the celestial beings and their contempt for the earthlings come from their strong technological and economic foundations, and the earth lost at the beginning. What we can do now is not to fight at the starting point, but to hold on to the belts of the celestial beings and let them Take the earth to run until one day, strip all those guys' clothes off!

The Cosmic Cooperative Police Alliance has a great influence in the universe, but it can't do it on the earth, because the heavenly people have taken the lead, and they have already grasped the earth in their hands. They are still very happy with other organizations who want to share a piece of the pie. Watchful, the two are in a delicate harmony now.

"Minister, there is another murder case. It should be done by a monster. Look at the photos of the scene."

"Bring me the picture."

"Okay." The Yutou celestial being named Orsay hugged a thick stack of photos and various reports to Okakangzhu.

Gang Cangzhu began to look through the photos of the scene. The body of the deceased was miserable and torn into countless pieces. The scene of the crime was in an alley, and the time of death was three or four in the morning, when people slept most soundly.

"Minister, there is still a lot of unknown mucus left at the scene. After preliminary inspection, it is weakly acidic. Further inspection is needed to find out what the monster is." Osai Yutou said.

"These monsters... were brought by Prince Hata?" Okangtake asked hesitantly.

"No."

As soon as Okakura Takeshin let go, Orsay continued.

"Those monsters came to Earth by smuggling. At that time, the shogunate invited Xinghai Fangzhu to clean up the monsters. Afterwards, the cleaned up monsters were loaded on the spaceship back to Yangguo Star at the strong request of the prince."

"But because of the negligence of the management staff, these monsters with strong regeneration ability escaped. At that time, they caused a lot of trouble in Edo. Prince Hata was almost swallowed by monsters. Later, it was Master Xinghaifang and an unknown earthling. It was resolved, but a small number of monsters escaped, but even these numbers of monsters are enough to cause commotion in Edo."

That idiot prince---! ! !Why did she have to wipe his ass when she returned to Earth---! !Can he get into less trouble? !

"Sir, sir?"

"It's okay, you continue to talk." Gang Cangzhu took a breath, suppressed his anger and withdrew his ferocious expression.

Sure enough, it was useless to argue with that idiot prince. She remembered that the prince had been to the earth a few times before, and he told her that there were many cute animals on the earth, but the people on the earth were not very friendly, which caused him to be here until now. None of the beloved animals were received.

Gang Cangzhu knew that it was the meaning of the idiot prince that he could return to the earth this time. He wanted her to bring him animals from the earth.

But that idiot is not a person who can be satisfied with one or two animals, because he is the only prince of Yang Guoxing, he is very rich, and he is a top local tyrant in the universe, so Prince Hata has never Concerned about the value of the item.But other local tyrants buy cool spaceships when they have money, this one buys dangerous creatures! !

Gang Cangzhu recalled how many accidents caused by monsters she had solved for this idiot in the past three years, so many that Yang Guoxing gave her this alien a hero medal, and it was recorded in the book!Even the king and queen rewarded her.

According to the gossip, the ○○○---- of the king of Yang Guoxing has been necrotic, so no matter how stupid Prince Hata is, he is the only child of the Yang Guoxing royal family. In various senses, he is really Yang Guoxing's Worry about the future.

"Which incident is this?" Okangtake asked with a headache.

"Minister, it's already the fifth time."

"Go, take me to the scene to see."

"Yes, Minister."

The scene of the crime is located in an alley in Kabukicho. At this moment, a yellow line has been pulled up here. Outside the yellow line, Okuratake saw an acquaintance, the members of the Shinsengumi.

"Hijikata-kun, Yamazaki-kun, hello." Okakuratake greeted first.

"Hello, Minister Okakura." Yamazaki happily responded to Okakura Take.

"Ah, hello." Hijikata-kun also greeted.

"Hijikata-san, is there any progress in the case?" Okakuratake asked.

"That monster is very cunning, so far there is no clue where it is hiding, and this monster can pretend to be a human being, so it is very difficult to find." Tufang said.

"Can I go in and take a look?" Okakuratake asked.

"Okay, but it's a little disgusting. Are you okay, Minister Okakura?"

"Don't worry, Hichikata-san, I have dealt with these monsters for a long time."

Tufang was stunned for a moment, and after thinking about it, he really didn't need to worry about this person, so he put Gang Cangzhu into the yellow line.

"Deputy Chief, what does Minister Okakura mean when he said that she has dealt with monsters?" Yamazaki asked curiously.

Tufang lit a cigarette and took a puff before making a sound. He glanced at Gang Cangzhu's back and said, "I've heard rumors that that woman walked out of the monster pile?"

"Huh?!" Yamazaki exclaimed.

"Remember Prince Hata?"

"...Remember." This stupid prince will never forget anyone he has ever met. Yamazaki always remembers that this prince once asked Shinsengumi to find him a pet. He barked like a dog.

All in all, the stupid prince was very impressive.

"Isn't that woman the captain of the Yang Guoxing royal guard? She is the first-class bodyguard of that idiot prince."

"Miss Okakura is really unlucky to be a bodyguard for such an idiot."

"Hmph, but the boss is an idiot, and the subordinates can get the most out of it." Hijikata said while puffing out smoke rings.

"..." Yamazaki, from a certain point of view, the deputy chief and the chief are also in this mode!

"That woman was picked up from the monster planet by that idiot prince."

"Monster Planet?"

"It's just some abandoned planets in the universe that are specially used to place garbage planets that will harm high-intelligence creatures. There are many such monster planets in the universe, and each planet often throws the mutant monsters affected by the experiment to those abandoned planets. , These planets also have danger levels, I heard that the woman was discovered on a planet with a danger level above s, and she has lived on such a planet for more than a month." The corner of Tufang's mouth curled up with a hint of inexplicable meaning Laugh: "That woman is also a monster."

Yamazaki swallowed: "I didn't expect Ms. Okakura to be so powerful. By the way, how did you know about this, Deputy Chief?"

"When I knew that woman was going to be transferred to Earth, I checked her information. Surprisingly, she is quite famous."

"famous?"

"That's right, she stayed there after she was brought back to Yangguo Star by the idiot prince from the monster planet. Under the reuse of the idiot, she climbed up to the captain of the royal guard and the head of the Yangguo Star Branch of the Police Alliance, and solved the problem. Many dangerous accidents (helping Prince Hata catch pets), curbing Yang Guoxing's drug epidemic with an iron fist, her reputation is still quite big in the universe."

Gang Cangzhu didn't know that the two people outside were talking about her, and she was squatting on the ground to check the scene of the crime.

The deceased was discovered by a resident who got up early to throw out the garbage. At that time, the stumped limbs and pieces of meat in the alley made the ordinary man scream in fright. Finally, he crawled home trembling and called the police.

The weather at this time is a bit hot, and the whole alley has a rotten smell. The smell of flesh and blood mixed with the smell of garbage makes people want to vomit. After going out, there is only Gang Cangzhu left in the whole alley.

This stench was nothing compared to the rancid stench that Okangcangzhu smelled from the monsters on the monster planet. She put on rubber gloves and began to examine the remains of the dead scattered on the ground.

In the corner next to the trash can, the dead man's head was lying there quietly. The dead man was a middle-aged man, slightly fat. Gang Cangzhu picked up the head and opened the dead man's mouth. There was a faint smell of alcohol. The dead man drank before his death. liquor.

The head was gone from the neck down. Judging from the wound, the flesh was very irregular, drooping in strips, and there was a lot of blood, which should have been torn by force.

The organs on the ground were only the large intestine, and other organs were swallowed up, as were the limbs, and some unidentified yellow mucus remained on the wall.

Gang Cangzhu walked over and twisted a little bit on her hand, and she sniffed it at the tip of her nose. There was a faint fishy smell in the mucus, which seemed familiar to her, but she couldn't remember it for a while.

After checking all the clues at the scene, she put the gloves that had touched the mucus into a small bag and planned to take it back to the Ministry for inspection.

Walking out of the alley, she saw that Orsay's fish face looked almost like a dead fish, and he squatted beside the car with his mouth covered, retching non-stop.

Okakuratake sighed, and walked over to Hijikata: "Hikata-san, I have checked the scene, do you know the identity of the deceased?"

Hijikata glanced at Okakura, the woman's face didn't change at all, you must know that many men in their group felt disgusted after seeing that scene.

"Ah, I've found out. Ryo Hongo, 39 years old, is an ordinary employee of a foreign trade company. He has an honest and honest personality. He has no enemies on weekdays. However, this person has a hobby that is not very popular..." Tufang said I was confused when I got here.

"What hobby?" Okangtake asked curiously.

"This man likes to visit ladyboy shops. Because of this reason, he has no wife and is still a bachelor." Hijikata finally said it. It was so difficult for him to say this sentence. He likes girls and loves mayonnaise. He really doesn't understand why some men like ladyboy shops? !The taste is too strong!

"Shemale shop..." Okakuratake thought that he could start to check here.