[Gintama] This is true love

Okang Cangzhu went home first and took a shower, and after changing into her uniform, she walked towards the police alliance branch.

As soon as I sat down on the chair, someone knocked on the door.

"Come in." Okakuratake said.

A fish-faced celestial being walked in: "Minister Okakura, hello."

"Ah, what's the matter with Mr. Osai?" Okangtake remembered that this guy mentioned his name when he introduced himself yesterday.

"A while ago, upper-level personnel smuggled a batch of high-risk monsters from the earth. Some of the monsters escaped and wandered in Edo. Many people have been killed. The shogunate asked for our help..."

"Chunyu's secret base on Earth was destroyed by unknown people a while ago, and the Reincarnation Village they created was also destroyed. Therefore, a large number of Reincarnation Villages may be smuggled to Earth recently, and checkpoint inspections need to be strengthened."

"Prince Hata said that he will come to the earth to observe the creatures on the earth in the near future. The prince asked you to accompany him on the visit, because the prince said that he had suffered bad treatment when he came to the earth, so he hopes that you will protect him personally."

"..."

After the fish-head celestial being left behind a lot of documents that needed to be processed and left, Gang Cangzhu lay down on the table.

"I'm so tired... Why are there so many things to deal with when I return to Earth?"

After lying on the ground for a while, Okakurazhu cheered up and began to read the documents on the table.

Cosmic monsters, Spring Rain, Reincarnation Township, Prince Hata, Heavenly Daoists, everything is extremely troublesome.

After sitting in the office for a day, Gang Cangzhu dragged her exhausted body and walked home. She decided to buy a car to commute in the future. The transportation on the earth is too underdeveloped. Got home.

Before going home, she planned to go to Kabukicho to find a tavern to drink some wine before going back. Yesterday, she had been buying that silver curly hair from Sakata to drink, but she was so disturbed by the natural curly hair that she didn't drink much.

Halfway there, she saw a cart selling oden cooking on the side of the road, so she walked over and sat down.

"Boss, come to skewer radish and fish balls, and a bottle of sake." Okakuratake said.

The boss quickly delivered everything she ordered, and she ate the steaming oden with sake, which tasted very good.

"Father, a bottle of soju."

"Okay, Mr. Sakata."

Mr. Sakata?Okakuratake turned his head and looked over, ah, it really was the Mr. Sakata she knew.

"Yin Sang, you just drank that virtue in the morning, why did you come out to drink again at night?"

"Ah, what a coincidence, but you are not too, I heard Shinpachi say, as an official, you drink like me all day long."

"I'm different from you, Yinsang. I'm in moderation. Unlike you, I eat meat and drink like OP's Luffy without restraint, and he has a rubber stomach anyway. Yinsang, you only have diabetes. That's all." Okakuratake said.

"Mr. Sakata, your shochu is here." At this time, the boss brought Yinshi's shochu.

"Azhu, don't be as verbose as Shinpachi. Otherwise, one day you will become like him, a sad character who can only gain presence with glasses." Gintoki poured a glass of wine He leaned over with a smile and said, "Come on, let's have a drink."

"Okay, cheers." Okakuratake finished a glass of wine when he picked up the cup and silver.

"Yin Sang... how did you come here after that war? Can you tell me?" Okangzhu asked after thinking about it.

"Me? I just left the battlefield like a bereaved dog and wandered on the streets, and then was picked up by a smelly old woman. What about you? You have a lot of secrets, let's not talk about how you became like this. Later, you It's unimaginable to be able to survive on that battleship." Yin Shi said, taking a sip of his wine.

"At that time, the explosion range of that battleship turned the entire sky red."

"Yin Sang, do you know ghost relics?" Gang Cangzhu said while playing with the wine glass in his hand.

"what is that?"

"There is a very rare race of celestial beings at the edge of the universe. People of this race are born ugly like ghosts, and are disgusted and rejected by other races in the universe. This race also has a strange physique, that is, except for the patriarch, the rest of the race They are all very weak, without any force, and finally this ethnic group perished, because it is useless for a single person to be strong."

"It's really a sad family." Yin Shi said.

"You are right, Yinsang, and I am the last patriarch of this group. I am a hybrid of ghost relics and earthlings."

"What kind of secondary school setting is this? The author must have read too many comics to create such a weird setting." Yinshi said.

"Compared to Yinsang's setting, I think the author's setting is average, but it's because of this wonderful setting that I become beautiful. Yinsang, do you still remember Kumamoto?"

"Well, remember."

"That guy changed me with true love."

"Ha, this is Disney animation, right? The beautiful woman changed the monster with true love. Thinking about it this way, Okakura, you really look like the villain."

The head of a certain curly hair was immediately pressed into the Kanto soup pot.

"I see, your story is not about Beauty and the Beast, but about a white rose enchanted by a witch." Silver Curly said solemnly with a soupy face.

"I'm sorry, Boss, I'll pay for the oden that was soaked in the curly hair of this waste wood just now. If you buy such a contaminated dish for customers to eat, someone's waste firewood will infect innocent people." Okakuratake said Wan took out a few banknotes and put them on the table.

"Hey, you bastard, are you saying that what I said about A Yin is the same as an infectious disease? Is it my illusion? Why do I think your mouth is more poisonous than before?"

"Didn't you say that those who are close to ink are black? That's because I was infected by you, Yinsang. Now I will naturally fight poison with poison."

"Shouldn't this place be close to Zhuzhechi? Hasn't my great personality, Yinsang, affected you?"

"Not at all. By the way, Yinsang, you have always smelled of milk and uncle. I wanted to say that."

Yinshi immediately lowered his head and sniffed his clothes. He didn't smell the milk smell, but he smelled the smell of wine. He immediately retorted: "I don't have the smell of milk or uncle on me. I only have a man's smell on me." Hormonal, a flat-chested Godzilla like you wouldn't..."

"Ah, someone jumped into the river!!" Following the screams of passers-by, a white figure fell straight into the river.

"I'm sorry, I shot it subconsciously." Okakura Take said with a smile to the oden owner whose mouth was twitching.

In the end, Yinsang, who was naked, was dragged up from the river by Gangcangzhu, and she grabbed his collar like a sack and threw Yinsang to the bank.

"Okay, it's all like this today, you should go back early and stop drinking, Yinsang." Gang Cangzhu said to Yinshi who was lying on the ground and spitting river water.

"Cough, cough, cough, you guy did it on purpose." After Yinshi finished speaking, he spat out another saliva, and there was actually a small fish in the saliva.

Gang Cangzhu walked over and patted him on the back. Under the photo of Gang Cangzhu's Hercules, Yinshi felt that he was about to vomit out all his internal organs.

"Enough, enough, almost enough, stop taking pictures."

Gang Cangzhu stopped his hands, Yin Shi shook the water on his head and sat cross-legged on the ground, and Gang Cangzhu also squatted down beside him, she felt a little funny looking at Yin Shi's wet appearance.

"Go back, Yinsang, or you'll catch a cold."

"I'm ashamed to say, who beat me into the river?!"

"Ah, Yinsang, you see that many people are looking at you."

"Don't change the subject!"

"Okay." Gang Cangzhu stretched out his hand towards Yin: "Yin Sang, get up and go back."

Seeing the smile on Gangcangzhu's face, Yinshi's ears turned red inexplicably, he turned his face away, but put his hand on Gangcangzhu's.

Okakura Take stood up with a smile, she took the big cold palm in her hand and pulled Sakata Gintoki up.

"Ah!" Yin Shi sneezed.

Okakura took off his coat.

"Yin Sang, put it on."

"Is it the other way around?" Yin Shi stared at dead fish eyes and said.

"what?"

"Don't men usually undress women?"

"Don't pay too much attention to such small things. Aren't men and women all human beings? Put them on quickly." Okang Cangzhu said and put his clothes directly on Yinshi's shoulders.

The small silver jacket looked a bit small on Sakata's broad shoulders, Silver pulled the jacket uncomfortably and said: "You pushed me into the water first, so I won't be embarrassed, there is no way, look For the coat's sake, I'll take you home."

"No need, if you fell into the water today, go back early, and worry about catching a cold." Okangzhu said.

"Huh? Who do you think I am, Yinsang? How could I catch a cold because of such a trivial matter? Let's go. Besides, if something really happens, your strength can protect me."

"Yin Sang, do you know what a little boy is?"

"The amazing man who makes women spend money for him with his handsome face, you see, I am so handsome, there should be women willing to spend money for me, hahaha."

"Yin Sang, your rottenness has come out of your body, and with your dead fish eyes, no woman will like you, don't worry. I still remember that on Valentine's Day, no one gave you a gift. Do you want a piece of chocolate? People need to see reality."

"..." Injured Yinshi, it hurts his heart not to receive a piece of chocolate on Valentine's Day for so many years, he didn't even receive a piece of Giri chocolate!

"My house is here, thank you for taking me back, why don't you come up to my house for a cup of tea."

"Okay."

"Yin Sang, you promised so quickly, wouldn't most men shirk it first?"

"The kind of man who says he doesn't want it is actually more evil in his heart. Ah Yin, I am the one who follows his inner wishes openly and aboveboard."

"...Let's go, you will return the uniform to me later, and I will find you a new coat."

Okakuratake lives in a high-rise apartment with complete facilities and luxurious decoration, and the monthly rent is also high.

"As expected of a minister, Minister Okakura, are you still recruiting people? You can consider Yinsang me." Yinshi smiled and said.

"Yin Sang, aren't you already the president? How can you think highly of a civil servant like me who earns a salary." Gang Cangzhu raised his eyebrows and said.

"Since ancient times, the collusion between government and businessmen can go far. Isn't I opening a way for myself?"

"Unfortunately, I'm not the kind of official who is willing to collude with you. Well, here we are, come in." Okang Cangzhu had finished entering the password, and the door opened.

"Tsk tsk, as expected of a high-end apartment, the facilities are good." After finishing speaking, Yinsang sat down on the sofa and bounced a few times.

When Gang Cangzhu put on his slippers, he went to the kitchen to boil a cup of hot milk and handed it to Yin: "Hurry up and finish drinking before going back."

Yinshi took the milk and poured it into his stomach in one gulp. The hot milk made him feel a lot better, and he looked around the room again.

This house is so nice, when will Yinsang be able to rent such a nice apartment tat.

Gang Cangzhu dug out a large sports coat from the house and handed it to Yinshi: "Take off your clothes and wear this one to go home."

Gintoki stood up and took off the outermost kimono, and then took off the black inner clothes, revealing his naked chest. When he was about to take off his pants at the end, Okakuratake couldn't bear it and kicked his ass. .

Silver Curly was kicked against the wall...

"Who told you to take off so much!" Gang Cangzhu roared.

"Yin-sang, I want to squeeze the water out of my pants..."

"Go to the bathroom and squeeze water for me!" Gangcangzhu said with veins popping out of his head.

Yinshi took his clothes and trousers to the bathroom to change, and Okangzhu rubbed his temples, why does this curly hair always give people a feeling of being out of tune and uncommon sense!

Thinking about it, Gang Cangzhu went into the room and flipped through a pair of sweatpants. She walked to the door of the bathroom and knocked.

"Who is it?! I haven't changed my clothes yet." The curly inside said with a choked voice.

"Who else is there in this room besides you and me! Open the door quickly, I'll send you pants, don't worry, you can wear the large ones."

The bathroom door opened a small crack, Sakata's hand stretched out from inside, Okakuratake put the trousers on his hand.

The door closed again, and after a while, Sakata Gintoki came out in his sportswear, singing a strange rap: "yo~yo~Gintoki yo~, I like yo~strawberry~..."

"Hurry up and go back to me!"

"By the way, why do you have men's sportswear here? Do you already have a boyfriend? It's still used to prevent perverts. Don't worry, I know you single girls just buy boys' underwear and socks and hang them at home to pretend that you don't live alone. Sakata said with a smile while pulling his sportswear.

"You think too much, it's just that when I was shopping, the seller sent me the wrong product and I didn't bother to change it. Well, now that I have drunk the milk and changed the clothes, the matter of me pushing you into the water is over, you You can go back."

"Women are really ruthless. I'm going back. If you need me, I can lend you my underwear to hang on the window to prevent perverts~." As soon as Yinshi finished speaking, his dirty clothes were thrown in his face.

"Who needs it, madao's clothes will only smell like uncles here, take them back for me."

Yinshi picked up the clothes on the ground and said: "There are a lot of people clamoring for Yinsang's clothes in the third dimension, maybe they can be auctioned for hundreds of millions."

"Now, please take the clothes you auctioned for hundreds of millions and go back."

"Bye~ I'm leaving." Yinshi walked out the door and waved to Okakura, and Okakura closed the door directly.

"Tsk tsk, what an uncute stinky brat." Yinshi finished holding his clothes and left.

Under the moonlight, the silver curly hair wearing sportswear walked back slowly, looking in a good mood, but Okangzhuzhu went crazy.

"That damned natural roll! When did I drink all my milk! Damn it!"