[Gintama] This is true love

"You said just now that you want me to go back to be your patriarch?" Okang Cangzhu asked looking at the man named Dongbao Temple.

"That's right, you are the only patriarch of our generation!" Dongbao Temple looked at Okangzhuzhu's eyes almost glowing.

"...I'm sorry, it's a new society now, and the relationship between the patriarch and the tribe is no longer popular. I also have a job, so I really can't leave." Gang Cangzhu said awkwardly. To be honest, she really liked the patriarch. Not interested, although she has the blood of the general ghost relic tribe, but her affection for the earth is deeper.

"Patriarch! What are you talking about!" Dongbao Temple's emotions suddenly became agitated. He grabbed Oka Cangzhu's hand and stared at him and said, "You are our only patriarch. God gives you strength. Let you protect us!"

"..." Gang Cangzhu, what he said was just like her being born in this world is a gift from God,

Suddenly, out of the corner of Gang Cangzhu's eye, he caught sight of a member of the Bump Cult holding a long knife who was about to strike at Dongbao Temple—"Be careful!" Gang Cangzhu hurriedly pulled Dongbao Temple behind him, and kicked that The Bump Sect members were kicked away.

"Get out of here quickly..." As soon as he turned his head, Okakuratake saw that Dongbao Temple's eyes were brighter than before. The eyeballs were already white enough, but now the area of ​​the bright part has become so large that the area of ​​the dark part Press down.

"Patriarch, you are too powerful! Look, you also have a natural mission in your body to protect the tribe. Look, didn't you protect me just now?" Dongbao Temple said excitedly.

Faced with such a stubborn person, Gang Cangzhu felt a little helpless, she pressed her forehead and said: "Even if it wasn't you, someone else would have saved him just now, you think too much, this is a battlefield, you should leave quickly Well, I think you have no force value at all, you will be cannon fodder soon if you stand here."

"Then after the battle, will you go back with me, Patriarch?" Dongbao Temple asked.

"No." Okakuratake answered crisply, and her answer made Tohoji hang down his arms in disappointment.

"We have been waiting for you all this time, but are you going to give up on us now?" Dongbao Temple lowered his head and said in frustration.

"..." Gang Cangzhu, don't do this, she just got rid of the nickname of a scumbag, and now she is going to wear the hat of an irresponsible woman again!

"In short, this is not a place to talk, you should leave quickly." She waved at Dongbao Temple and said.

Tohoji looked at Okakuratake in disappointment, and finally left. After he walked a few steps, Okakuratake saw the masked man who once held a sign and destroyed her office jumped out and followed Tohoji Protect him from behind.

There are already such bodyguards, why do you need her to go back and be some kind of guardian?

After solving all the members of the Bump Cult, this group of people was taken away by the Cosmic Police Alliance. After all, these guys are all wanted criminals in the universe.

As the director of the Earth Branch of the Cosmic Police Alliance, Okakura Takeshi will have to deal with follow-up matters on the planet Chris before returning to Earth.

"Bamboo sauce, bring me local products when you come back, ah Lu."

In the waiting hall of the Chris Star Universe Transit Station, Kagura kept talking while grabbing Okakuratake's excitement.

"Kagura-chan, haven't you eaten all the food on Planet Chris these days?" Okakuratake said with twitching corners of his mouth.

"Yeah, that's why I still want to eat it. Oh, Yin-chan, why did you hit me?" Kagura rubbed the back of her head and turned her head and said angrily.

"Shut up, you stinky brat, don't cause trouble for others, ah, by the way, Ah Zhu, when you come back, bring me some Chris Star's strawberry milk flavored jerky, it's really delicious." Yin Si said solemnly, and just after finishing speaking, Kagura immediately jumped over and grabbed his hair.

"Bastard Yinjiang, you always talk about me, but you take advantage of yourself everywhere. You are really a shameless adult, Lu."

"Stop it, you jealous Kelmbu girl! If you rip off Yinsang's hair, your heroine status will be lost!" Yinshi yelled, clutching her hair.

For a moment, the two fought together, attracting the attention of everyone in the waiting hall.

"Stop it, you two idiots, you're so embarrassing!" Shinpachi rushed to stop the two of them, but he who passed the fence suddenly became the target of their concentrated attacks, and the three of Wanshiwu fought into a ball .

"What a bunch of noisy guys, don't you think so, Fourteen?" On the chair, Kondo crossed his arms and said solemnly.

"Huh..." Tu Fang slowly exhaled a puff of smoke ring: "That's right, those three idiots are really too noisy."

"..." Gang Cangzhu: "Could it be that you have forgotten the commotion you caused when you passed the security check just now?"

When going through the security check just now, Kondo was carrying more than ten bags of perfume, and Hijikata was carrying two boxes of Christine's unique mayonnaise and wanted to board the ship, but in the end they couldn't pass, and the two immediately started arguing.

One hugged the thigh of a land carrier lady (a male in appearance) and cried, "Miss A Miao will kill me if I don't take the perfume back!" As a result, the land carrier lady exclaimed that she was a pervert, and was kicked in the face by high heels.

A guy who pulled out his samurai sword directly threatened the boy who checked the luggage. The smile on his face was so terrifying that the guy who checked the ticket almost cried in fright.

In the end, the two idiots were settled, Kubei and Okita knocked Hijikata unconscious together, Gintoki and Shinpachi kicked Kondo unconscious, and then the two fainted were dragged into the terminal by everyone until just now just woke up.

With this group of guys around, even in the cemetery, it would be so lively that it would wake up the ghosts.

Gang Cangzhu tried to smile, she thought she would be liberated after sending these guys aboard the spaceship, and finally she waited until it was time to board.

When watching the group of noisy idiots walking towards the boarding port one by one, Gang Cangzhu felt a little lonely suddenly, she was the only one left...

Suddenly, a big warm hand rubbed her hair vigorously, Gang Cangzhu looked up, it was Yinsang, he was the last one to board the boat.

"Your expression now is the same as that of a mother who sent her son to kindergarten for the first time. Mom, your sons need you to let go before they can grow up." Yinshi said lazily with his eyes narrowed.

"What kind of metaphor are you talking about, bastard, hurry up and board the boat, Yinsang." Gang Cangzhu muttered awkwardly.

"I'm leaving now." Gintoki took a few steps forward, then suddenly turned around and walked back to hug Okakangtake: "Godzilla, you are more suitable to destroy the world than the patriarch of an African tribe." The Great Demon King, and Yinsang, I am a brave man who will always fight against the Demon King."

Gang Cangzhu raised his head in surprise, did he know Yinsang?But before she could ask, Yin Shi had already passed by, she could only silently put her hands back by her legs, but there was a happy smile on her face.

Yinsang is right, she really prefers to be the Great Demon King than the patriarch.

And in a place that Gangcangzhu didn't know, a large group of scary-looking ghost relics gathered together in front of the screen. When they saw Gangcangzhu and Yinshi hugging each other, they booed together.

"Who is that brat! How dare he hug our patriarch!"

"Bastard! The patriarch is ours!"

"The patriarch's reluctance to come back must be because of that bastard!"

"Damn it, it's too bad, let's hire a killer to kill that guy!"

A group of ghost relic members said angrily that when they looked at Yin on the screen, everyone wanted to step up and stab him.

In the diary left by Gangcangzhu's mother to Gangcangzhu, there are very few details about the ghost relic family, especially about the patriarch of the ghost relic.

The patriarch of the ghost relics is very strange. There will not be two generations of patriarchs at the same time. The next generation of patriarchs will be born after the death of the previous generation. When the little patriarch is still young, the ghost relics will be very low-key. The black holes merged into one, and until the patriarch grew up, they would breathe a sigh of relief and live in peace.

Another characteristic of the ghost relic patriarch is that if the patriarch is male, he will have horns on his head, and if he is female, it will be the same as other ghost relic clan members.

In addition to these, the entire ghost relic group has a feature that is unknown to outsiders, that is, the entire group has a special worship for the patriarch, even crazier than fans of stars, but this feature has not been transformed by true love The emotions that only members of the tribe will have.

These tribe members who maintain their original appearance have a strong possessive desire for the patriarch. They can't even accept the patriarch's love or marriage. Anyone of the same sex who has more than friendship with the patriarch will be attacked by crazy tribe members.

Because of this strange feature, in the long history, many patriarchs of ghost relics were single.

But apart from this point, all clan members are also the solid backing of the patriarch, no matter what requirements the patriarch has, they will try their best to meet them.

For a long time, the members and patriarchs of Ghost Relic have maintained this weird harmony for thousands of years, until their planet was destroyed...

Now, the fugitive ghost relics have found a new patriarch of their generation, and the worship of the patriarch engraved in their genes has begun to revive.

But before that, they have to find a way to get their patriarch back, because now their patriarch doesn't want them qaq.

Regarding this peculiar feature of the ghost relic group, Gangcang's mother did not write it down in the diary, because she felt that it was a family scandal that should not be exposed, and now that the group has been wiped out, there is no need to mention these.

A month later...

"Silver-chan, have you seen Bamboo-chan, ah?" Kagura tiptoed towards the exit, but did not see Okakuratake.

Today is the day when Gangcangzhu returns to Earth, yesterday she sent a text message to Wanshi and the other three in advance, and she also mentioned that she would bring them local products, so the three took the initiative to pick her up.

"That's great, Silver Sauce, if Ms. Okakura comes back, we can go to work in the Earth Branch of the Cosmic Police Alliance. There are no customers recently, and we can hardly afford to eat." Xinpachi was relieved In other words, because Ms. Okakura was away, they couldn't pick up extra money for cleaning.

Yinshi sat on the chair, crossed his feet, closed his eyes and meditated: "I hope she will give Yinsang me beef jerky with strawberry milk flavor, so that it won't waste my time to come here to pick her up without patting Brother Paqing." .”

"Yin Sang, it's so strange that Ms. Okakura would be with you. I really can't figure out what is she looking for in you?" Shinpachi pushed his glasses and looked at Yin Shi and said contemptuously.

"That's right, a useless piece of wood like Silver Sauce, I always thought that only the station master of the waste recycling station would accept him." Kagura and Shinpachi added another knife.

However, Yinshi, who has been stabbed by such words for many years, is already used to it. He closed his eyes, raised his head and said proudly: "Hmph, you two brats will not know the charm of Yinsang's mature man. You will understand things when you go to the supermarket to buy ○○○ in an open and honest manner.”

"Yin-san..." Shinpachi's voice suddenly trembled.

"Ah, what's the matter, Xinbaji, are you excited just hearing the word ○○○? If you continue like this, you will always be just a cboy, Xinbaji." Yin Shi closed his eyes and said.

"Silver sauce, if you want to dance in Tamagawa Josui later, I will definitely not stop you, Lu." Kagura's voice was a little gloating.

"Huh? What do you mean?" Yinshi finally opened his eyes. He looked towards the exit, and he was stunned by what he saw...

"..." Yin Shi.

How is this going!

At the exit, a large group of people in black clothes and white masks came out, surrounded by a woman, that woman was Gang Cangzhu, and all the passengers in the distribution center watched, followed her by a large group of handsome, Tall and slender handsome guys, they followed behind Gang Cangzhu step by step with all kinds of items, looking very attentive, this star-studded treatment made all the women at the airport envious.

"Yeah, as the queen of Kabukicho, I have to be treated like this, Lu." Kagura was so excited that her blue eyes were shining brightly.

"...Yin-san, are you okay?" Shinpachi turned his head and asked worriedly.

"Ah, very good, nothing at all."

"..." Xinba.

Yinsang, before you say this, please take back your hideous expression, okay?

The author has something to say:

Hmm... Yinsang's ferocious face, the scared claw machine girl, please beat the curly hair a hundred times in your heart automatically! (Before that, I will crush you!)