[Gintama] This is true love

When a woman is surrounded by a large group of handsome men, she should feel happy, but now Okakuratake feels a little troubled, she quietly turned her head and asked Tohoji who was standing by the side: "These firsts in the universe you made The host is too conspicuous, and why do you all have to follow me?"

"You are our patriarch, so we will naturally follow you wherever you go, and these hosts are all from our shop, so we will naturally bring them with you." Dongbao Temple explained to Okangzhu.

Okakura has grown up, and during the month in Chris Star, she finally figured out why the ghost relics can survive in this sinister universe—they actually opened a super-large male public relations club, It's called abc.dotch, and dotch, do they think it's a cooking army?You can choose your dishes freely!

abc (a: Akihabara boy, b: babyface, c: virgin). dotch means a male, b male, c male, which male do you want to choose?It might as well use dko (d: fat pig, k: ugly man, o: dead house).

Ghost relics cover their faces and look for abandoned little boys in various planets in the universe. The good-looking ones are public relations, the average-looking ones are waiters, and the ugly ones have special hobbies. Customers like them at the front desk. There are no customers. If not, go back to the back kitchen to help. Ghost Sheli also hired mercenaries to protect their safety, because they are too weak.

But it has to be said that although the fighting power of the ghost relics is already very weak, their business acumen is first-rate.

These escaped ghost relics have created a world-renowned public relations empire - abc.dotch in just a dozen years.

The idea of ​​Dongbao Temple is to use various methods to confuse Okangcangzhu's mind and let her come to the ghost relic group. As long as she is willing to go back, abc.dotch will be hers.

But looking at a group of handsome guys behind him, Okakura-take was shocked... Although she can be a big devil, she can't be a queen.

"Look, you guys are having a good time now, anyway, don't follow me anymore, my friend is here to pick me up... Ah! Yinsang! Shinbachi, Kagura-chan, I'm here!" Okakura Takechao The three people in Master House in front waved their hands.

"..." Yin Shi.

"..." Xinba.

They have already seen it, because you are so conspicuous surrounded by handsome guys.

"Bamboo sauce, you are so handsome, Lu." Kagura was the first to run over, and she looked excitedly at the handsome guys around Okakuratake and said, "What are these people doing, Lu?"

A handsome guy standing next to Gang Cangzhu walked up and held up a small boxed cake that he didn't know where he dug out and said with a smile: "Lovely lady, we are the host of abc.dotch, and you can come when you grow up Let's sit in the store."

"..." Gang Cangzhu, have these guys started grabbing future customers?It really deserves to be the number one public relations department in the universe.

"Cake!" Kagura happily picked up the small cake in the handsome man's hand and said, "Yes, I am the queen of Kabukicho. It is your honor to visit you, Lu." Kagura said triumphantly with her head up .

"Yin Sang, come and help me with my luggage, I bought you strawberry flavored beef jerky." Okang Cangzhu waved his hand to Yin Shi who was standing in the distance with an unclear expression.

"It's not good, Xin Baji, do you think I need to go back and change into a suit, rent a luxury car, pretend to be the number one man in the eight o'clock stall, and come again, the group of men behind that woman is too dazzling Now, the dim silver light of Yin-san will turn gray once it passes by!" Gintoki turned his head and began to whisper to Shinpachi.

"You're right, Yinsang, those guys..." Shinpachi looked at the group of handsome guys with good bodies and good looks in a complicated way. Although he didn't want to admit it, the guys had already made all the men around I'm ashamed of myself, didn't I see that the men who were hit next to me were pulling hard on my girlfriend who seemed to be loving, and wanted to leave!

hateful!It must be the fault of my sister's eggs!That's why he grew into the current Shinpachi!

"Xinpachi, don't blame your mistakes on those dark dishes, they just made you wear glasses, and the rest is beyond their scope of change." Gintoki pierced Xinpachi's fantasy .

"Asshole! Don't peep at my thoughts without authorization!" Shinpachi became angry with embarrassment.

"Yinjiang, Xinbaji, what are you doing here? Come here quickly, there are free small cakes over there, can't we even afford food now? Then come here quickly and talk to that group of people I want some cakes to take back for dinner, Ah Lu." Kagura walked over with a bunch of small cakes in his hands and said.

"..." The male publicists who provided small cakes for free.

Gintoki scratched his hair in frustration and said, "I'm sorry! It's Gin-san's fault for making you say such sad things, but this cake is delicious. Kagura, please go and ask for more, so that we can One week's meals can be solved."

"..." Gang Cangzhu, the saddest thing is you, waste wood!

"That's enough, Yinsang, don't eat it, really, you are so useless." Okakuratake walked over and handed the suitcase in his hand to Yinshi: "There is a suitcase for you and Kagura Shinpachi in it." , and A Miao’s local products, help me bring them back.”

"Wait! I didn't have breakfast when I came out today, I'll help you pick up these small cakes after I finish eating." Yinshi said while trying to stuff the small cakes that Kagura wanted.

"Patriarch, can you introduce your friend to us?" Dongbao Temple came over and asked, behind him was a group of members of the ghost relic tribe who were all staring at each other, and they were full of black air.

"Okay." Okakuratake agreed.

"The ordinary-looking glasses that are packing the cake in an insulated box over there are Shimura Shinpachi." He pointed to Shinpachi, who was packing the small cake that Kagura was coming.

"That cheongsam girl is called Kagura." She pointed to Kagura who was enjoying the cake service from the male public relations department.

"The last one..." pointed to Gintoki who was stuffing the cake until his face was deformed: "It's my boyfriend, Sakata Gintoki."

Hiss——When they heard the last word, all the ghost relics gasped, and the black air on their bodies became heavier.

crunch--

"Huh, what a loud teeth grinding sound?" Okang Cangzhu asked suspiciously.

Tohoji quickly waved his hand to the people behind him, then he turned to look at Okakuratake and said, "Patriarch, we recently bought a new shop in Kabukicho, now we won't disturb your reunion with your friends, please spare time when you are free." Be sure to come and sit in the store, we will always be waiting for your return."

After finishing speaking, Dongbao Temple waved his hand, and all the ghost relics and the group of handsome guys from the public relations department followed him, leaving behind the three of them who were still confused, Gangcangzhu and Wanshiwu.

"The little cake is gone, Lu." Kagura said.

"There are so many cakes, I have something to eat this week." Xinpachi was relieved.

"I can barely make it through today." When licking the silver of his fingers.

"..." Gang Cangzhu, can this group of guys be more embarrassing!

Then, the three of Wanshiwu returned to her home with Okakuratake, and she gave them all the local products she brought to them, and took the rest to A Miao and the others to Shinpachi, because she thought it was The most reliable, if it is given to the other two people, it must have been eaten before reaching Kabukicho...

After getting the souvenirs, Shinpachi dragged Kagura away, because they already had something to eat, the two happily threw Gintoki away.

The two who hadn't seen each other for a month suddenly became quiet, and the atmosphere was a little awkward.

"..." The Okakura group, Yinsang seemed a little strange, what should I say?

"..." Yin Shi, damn it!Men hate this kind of atmosphere the most!

"Yin Sang..." Gang Cangzhu spoke first, and she opened her arms and asked, "I haven't seen you for a month, did you have anything to say?"

"Women just like to do these troublesome things." Yinshi scratched his hair and squinted his dead fish eyes and said, he opened his arms and said with a reluctant expression: "But Yinsang, I will reluctantly cooperate with you. gone."

Gang Cangzhu rushed over and hugged Yinshi tightly, still in a warm embrace full of sweetness, suddenly she felt her chest was a little greasy, she looked down at a large piece of cream on her clothes...

"Yin Sang, how many small cakes did you carry in your clothes..." Gang Cangzhu asked with the corners of his mouth twitching.

"Not much, just packed a dozen or so." Yin Shi picked his nose and said nonchalantly, "But my clothes are dirty, it looks like I'm going to take a bath with you."

"..." Gang Cangzhu, curly hair, go to hell!

At night, Okangzhu and Yinshi lay together, the room was pitch black, and no one could see each other's face clearly.

"Yin Sang, my people have come to look for me." Gang Cangzhu finally told Yin Shi about the Guisari clan.

"Huh? Who is it, those hosts?" Yinsang asked in a daze.

"No, it's the group of people wearing masks, Yinsang, I'm a little confused, Yinsang...?" Gang Cangzhu turned over while talking.

"...zz..." Yin Shi had already fallen asleep.

"Sure enough, I can't talk about serious things with this guy." Okangtake sighed and closed his eyes.

Not long after Gang Cangzhu fell asleep, Yinshi opened his eyes, and he looked at the sleeping Gang Cangzhu with a complicated expression. After a while, he gently hugged her into his arms and closed his eyes.

There is still a long time to the silent night...

It has been a week since she came back, and Okangcangzhu returned to her daily life, but one day before Saturday, she received an invitation card from the Guishali tribe.

It says that the abc.dotch public relations department has been open for several days, and I hope she can come and sit for a while.

Okangcangzhu looked at the card and hesitated. To be honest, she didn't know what to do now. She didn't have much interest in being the patriarch, but those people said they needed her and followed her to the earth.

They are clansmen from mother's hometown. If mother is still alive, do they want her to go back and assume the responsibility of being the head of the clan?

Why is she a little shaken?Obviously she was still firm before, was it because she saw those ugly faces like her in the past?

Ghost relics, their terrifying faces made them hate by the surrounding planets. They were weak and oppressed and exploited until their planet was destroyed. The surviving clansmen came to the universe, and forcibly walked out of a way to survive...

Finally, Okakuratake didn't want to think about these problems anymore, she decided to go to Kabukicho tomorrow to see how these guys live.

On Saturday, she changed into casual clothes and came to Kabukicho. I don't know if it was her illusion. She felt that there were a lot of women on the street today, and they all looked excited.

After arriving at the abc.dotch PR club, she finally understood why there are so many women on the street...

This is too gorgeous!Not only the decoration, but the bunch of handsome aliens are almost blinding. There are so many species!

"Welcome! Patriarch, are you satisfied with our new public relations department?" Dongbao Temple came over and asked, although he was wearing a mask, but Gang Cangzhu could tell from his voice that he was very proud.

"Very good..." Okang Cangzhu said dumbfounded.

"Excuse me, this beautiful lady, would you like to come to Gao Tianyuan for a while? Gin-san is at your service." Suddenly, a hand was placed on her shoulder, and Okangzhu turned his head, and what he saw was wearing a The guest star in the white suit is the silver hour of the host.

"Yin Sang! You are actually here..." In the middle of speaking, Gang Cangzhu's expression changed suddenly. She looked across the street and saw a familiar place - Gao Tianyuan.

The most luxurious men's public relations department in Kabukicho in the past is now a bit bleak, with few customers, especially compared with the abc.dotch just across the street.

"..." Okakuratake.

These days, it's not easy in any industry...

The author has something to say: The ravings of a lunatic: ... Actually, I don't know what to say, I just feel that the article is almost over, so I want to brush up my sense of existence, don't forget me! (Kick and fly! Do you think you are an actress from District 11 who is about to retire!)

ps: Don't forget me, this sentence, actresses in District 11 will say this sentence to fans when they get married and quit the circle, but fans will forget them in a few years, after all, newcomers have also come out.

After talking so much, I still want to say: Don’t forget me ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! (dirt!)