[Gintama] This is true love

"Yin-sang, you have been lying here for a long time. I heard that Kagura has gone to find her lord, and Shinpachi has also gone to teach. Is this really all right?" The side of the sofa poked the silver lying on the jump.

Yinzi poked her head out of the jump, she picked her nose and wiped it on the sofa casually.

"..." Okakuratake.

"Yin Sang, don't think that if you are a woman now, I won't beat you up if I am a man now!"

This bastard actually did this to her sofa!

"Very good, at least those two brats are much better than me, a guy who hasn't graduated from jump, at least they have found a new purpose in life." Yin Zi retracted his head into the jump after speaking.

Gang Cangzhu sighed, she stretched out her hand and removed the jump that Yinshi was holding: "Yin Sang, do you think we really have no hope of turning back?"

"Who knows." Yin Shi said lazily.

"I'm going out to buy something, Yinsang, do you want to go with me?" Gang Cangzhu lowered his head and asked.

"No, if I go out with you now, I will be poked by a group of women's jealous eyes. Yin-sang, my barrier is almost pierced by them." Yinshi said and turned over.

Listening to Yin Shi's words, Okang Cangzhu couldn't help laughing out loud: "Yin Sang, I'm more popular than when you were a man, are you jealous?"

"Idiot, what are you talking about, there are a lot of people who like Yinsang where you can't see it, um, like three-dimensional." Yinshi raised his head proudly and said.

"Okay, I get it, but this doesn't change the fact that you are a useless curly hair in Two-dimensional. I went out and came back to bring you strawberry milk." After finishing speaking, Okangzhu put on his coat and picked up the key to plan let's go.

"Go all the way, besides strawberry milk, I also want strawberry cake, my good boyfriend Azhu." Yinshi waved his hand.

"..." Gangcangzhu, Yinsang degenerates super fast after becoming a woman.

This world is very smooth, even when he was still very old, he was impacted by the heavenly beings, no matter how unwilling the earthlings were, the heavenly beings still came, and the earth still rotated, not to mention that only a few people's genders changed Convert it.

They are still alive, just in a different way, although this new way is a bit bad...

Looking at the gorgeously decorated shops in front of him, Okakuratake hesitated a bit, it was very strange, when she was a woman, she didn't have any thoughts about entering these shops, but now she is a little timid after becoming a man, but A Miao said that she must let her come...

Gang Cangzhu sighed, she still chose to go in, and just after entering, a large group of girls with heavy makeup rushed towards her.

"Ah! Is this handsome guy here for the first time? Do you want me?"

"No, handsome guy, just order me, I will treat you well."

"Brother, come and sit by my side, I can give you free drinks tonight."

"Hey, you're too shameless, we're the only ones out to sell wine, why do you still post it on the contrary!"

"I like it, you can control it!"

Seeing the two women who were about to quarrel in front of him, Gang Cangzhu hurriedly separated them: "Excuse me, is A Miao here?"

As soon as she said this, the other women showed disappointed expressions and said, "Ah, I'm here to look for A Miao. She has no guests right now, so I'll call her for you."

"A Miao is so popular, there will be handsome guys looking for him after there are no gorillas to pester her." The other women are very envious, because the man who came today is so handsome.

"Azhu, you are here, welcome." A Miao walked over with her usual soft smile.

After following A Miao and sitting down at the booth, the waiter handed the menu to Okakuratake: "Sir, what would you like to drink?"

"Well, let me see..." Okangzhuzhu turned the page of drinks with his fingers.

"I want a bottle of Dong Peli." A Miao's smile suddenly became extremely dark.

"Are you calling me here just to cheat me of money!" Gang Cangzhu couldn't help complaining.

"Ah, I'm sorry, professional habits, because you are a man now, Azhu, so I can't help it." A Miao covered her mouth and said with a light smile.

"..." Okakuratake.

Is it your professional habit to blackmail men habitually!

"Okay, let's have a bottle of Dong Peli." Okakuratake said to the waiter.

"Is it so generous?" A Miao asked in surprise.

"It's okay, isn't it just to help friends increase their performance." Okangzhu said, turning his head and showing a hearty smile to A Miao.

"...Ah, it's not good." A Miao couldn't help but grabbed the collar.

"What's wrong?" Okangtake asked suspiciously.

"Azhu, you are so handsome, it almost makes my heart beat." A Miao said excitedly with a blushing face.

"I'm sorry, please forgive me..." She already has a good-for-nothing baby at home, and she doesn't want to raise another violent female Vajra!

"By the way, A Miao, what did you call me for?" Gang Cangzhu asked.

"Well, Ah Zhu, do you know where Yinsang has gone?" A Miao showed a worried expression: "Now that the three people in Wanshiwu have become like this, I am a little worried, although Xiaoxin looks much more mature than before. Yes, but I think he's very unhappy, and most of all... I think he looks really ugly in pink glasses."

The last point is actually the most important!

"I don't know where he is either..." Gang Cangzhu lowered his head when he said this, because she lied to A Miao, but the useless silver curly hair doesn't want people to find him now, so she can only help him Concealed.

"Is that so..." A Miao lowered her head in frustration.

After chatting with A Miao for a while, Okang Cangzhu got up and left. She planned to see how the other fellow sufferers were doing.

As soon as she walked out of A Miao's shop, she saw a lot of people standing on both sides of the street, most of them were men. They looked at the other side of the street excitedly with blushing faces, looking very excited.

"Yo, Azhu." Suddenly someone patted her on the shoulder, Okakurazhu turned his head, and saw Yuexiong standing behind her with a cigarette in his mouth, looking very cool.

"Yueyong, why are you here?" Okangtake asked curiously.

"Recently we have arranged several newcomers to Kabukicho, and tonight is one of them's parade. That girl has done a very good job. In just a few days, she has already won the favor of many high-society bosses. She has talent." Yue Xiong said with narrowed eyes.

"Hey, who is that..."

"Ah! Here we come!" Gang Cangzhu's words were covered by excited shouts in front of him before he finished speaking.

"Who the hell? It's the first time I've seen such a grand parade in Kabukicho." Okakuratake said curiously and looked at the team coming across the street. Her eyesight was very good, and all of a sudden You can see clearly who the parade|walker is.

"That, that, isn't that..." Gang Cangzhu looked at Yuexiong tremblingly, obviously she was frightened: "Isn't that Okita!"

And the perverted man with glasses he stepped on was Sarutobi, how did those two guys get mixed up!

"That's right, Mr. Taifu is very popular recently, he is really a talented child." Yuexiong said with a light smile.

"You're so talented, you're obviously a man!" Gang Cangzhu looked at the parade | parade again.

The president standing on the float was wearing a pure sailor suit, wearing big butterfly-shaped glasses on his face, waving a long leather whip in his hand, and stepping on a perverted man who also wore glasses...

"..." Okakuratake.

That guy was such a success, he blended innocence with sexiness and brutality so well!It's what men eat.

"Ah, Mr. Taifu, come and whip me!"

"President Taifu, I also want to be trampled under your feet!"

"Boss! I'm willing to do anything you do to me!"

"I'm already your slave, Chief Taifu!"

Look... there are many m men who eat this set.

Gang Cangzhu turned his head weakly, looked at Yuexiong and asked: "Have all those guys changed into this?" Wearing a sailor suit and holding a whip or something.

"No, only the boss is like this." Yue Yong said with a smile.

"That's it..." Okakuratake heaved a sigh of relief.

It turns out that she was relieved too early...

"Look, everyone else is like a sexy policewoman." Yuexiong pointed to a group of women in police uniforms in front of him and said.

"So the difference you mentioned was about the style..." Okangtake looked at the pork chop standing in the middle of the line with twitching corners of his mouth, oh no, it was Hijikata's wife.

Inserting a piece of seductive pork chop into the row of seductive policewomen is too unnatural!

"Two handsome guys, do you want to come to our shop? There are newcomers, I will tell you in secret that before the newcomers, they were real policemen, and they played very well in police play." The soliciting uncle standing on the street looked Seeing the eyes of the two of them staring at the store, they immediately moved over, the expressions on their faces were so wretched.

Yeah, not only do they know that they were policemen before, but they also know that their previous gender was male.

"Would you like to go in and sit down? Yue Yong." Gang Cangzhu turned to look at Yue Yong and asked her opinion.

"Yes." Yue Yong agreed.

The two of them followed the wretched uncle to the front of the shop, and just when they saw them, the expressions of the uniformed women in short skirts all froze.

To be seen by acquaintances in such a shameful manner!

"Brother, these are newcomers, you can choose anyone you want." The wretched uncle said as he slid his finger over the group of seductive girls in uniform.

"Yueyong... order one, I think you should be more familiar with this kind of thing than me." Gang Cangzhu turned his head stiffly to look at Yueyong and said.

"Ahem." Yueyong was choked by the smoke, she waved her hands and said, "No, no, it's not you who wants to come in and play, and because I already have too much experience in this kind of experience, I'll let you come now , men should be humble to each other."

"..." Okakuratake, why does this guy always become shy in unexpected places.

"Then..." Okakuratake looked towards the row of girls in uniform. She was thinking about who to order. After thinking for a while, she decided to take care of the tempting pork chop. I think someone will want to point x.

"Then she'll be fine." Okakuratake pointed at Hijikata's wife.

At the same time, there was also a finger pointing at Jifang's wife: "Excuse me, I want to order my wife tonight."

"..." Okakuratake.

No way!Some people really like the type of x.

Okakuratake turned his head and saw that the person who tickled his fist was an acquaintance, Quanzo Hattori.

"I didn't expect someone to have the same taste as me. Do you like ugly girls too?" Hattori turned to look at Okakuratake and asked.

"Who is the ugly girl!" Hijikata exclaimed.

"No... just curious." Gang Cangzhu said with twitching corners of his mouth: "Since you like a bitch, I'd better give her to you. After all, I prefer steak to pork chops."

"Who are you calling a pork chop, bastard!" Three veins popped out on Tufang's forehead in an instant.

"Yueyong, let's go."

"Huh? Don't you want to sit in?" Yue Yong looked at Gang Cangzhu and asked.

Gang Cangzhu shook his head: "It is enough to know everyone's current situation, let's go."

"Then go back." Yue Yong also agreed.

After parting from Yueyong, Okakuratake returned home by car, when she arrived home with a large pile, she saw Yinzi had fallen asleep on the sofa, his head was covered with a jump.

"This guy will never grow up in his life..." Gang Cangzhu sighed, and put the things in his hands on the table. Suddenly, a few pieces of paper on the table floated to her feet.

Gang Cangzhu bent down and picked up the paper: "Chris planet travel introduction, the appearance of the entire planet is male, it is a planet with strong gender characteristics, this is..."

"Huh? You're back, did you bring me strawberry milk?" Yinzi, who was lying on the sofa over there, was woken up by Gang Cangzhu.

"Yinzi!" Gang Cangzhu jumped towards Yinshi happily, she shook the papers and said, "When did you go out and find the clues?"

"What did you say? It was just stuffed by the delivery boy when he delivered pizza to me today. Hurry up, have you bought the strawberry milk?" Yinzi said with his dead fish eyes just waking up.

"Yin Sang..." Gang Cangzhu hugged Yin Shi tightly, and Yin Zi's expression froze all of a sudden.

"What are you doing? Stop it, you are a man now, it makes me feel weird to hold you like this, let go quickly." Yinshi said awkwardly.

Gang Cangzhu didn't want to let go, she could already see the small wounds on Yinshi's neck and wrists from the corner of her eye, even if this guy turned into a woman, he would still be like this, he would always do some dangerous things without telling others .

"Yin Sang, I like you..." Okakura Take said sullenly.

"You, what are you talking about, you suddenly said this to me like this, I think it's as strange as being confessed by Vin Diesel, bastard." That's what he said, but Yinzi's ears became more and more serious. famous.

"Vin Diesel? I didn't expect that I feel like a tough guy in your heart now, Yinsang, I really want you to know that no matter what you become, I... will always like you, Forever..." After finishing speaking, Okangzhu lightly rubbed Yinzi's cheek.

"……"silver.

"I'm sorry, but I still don't like you the way you are now, Yinsang, I really like 36d Yujie." Yinzi squinted her eyes and said.

"..." Okakuratake.

Never say such sentimental words to this bastard again!

Finally, three days later, after helping Jiubingwei to untie his heart knot, all the transsexuals abandoned by the world flew to Chris planet together in a spaceship.

Kris star, if the people on this planet are viewed from the perspective of people on earth, all the people here are men.

Because both men and women look the same, neither has breasts nor Armstrong guns, and only the local Chrissy people can distinguish whether the people on this planet are male or female.

From the perspective of aliens, this planet is full of men. This is a planet with worse gender confusion than Earth, and it is also the next target of the Bump Cult.

The usual method of the Bump Sect is to launch a virus cannon that can change the gender of the body, which is an antidote for those who have experienced the virus once.

When the Bump Sect's sex-transforming virus made the Kristians'... er, their internal genders undergo a major change, the people on Earth who also had obvious external genders also returned to their original bodies.

They defeated the arrogant Bump God, because they are neither men nor women, but a group of people who live as they please.

Nothing can restrain them. When Okangtake changed from a man back to a familiar female body, she felt all kinds of relief in her heart. She touched her breasts and felt the familiar weight. This is her, Okangtake!

Everyone is like this, regardless of appearance or gender, they all live as one person.

Looking at the group of people in front of her who were radiating wantonly and enjoying the battle to the fullest, Okangzhu smiled, it was great to be able to fight side by side with these guys, and she also wanted to live like that, and That silver light together...

"As expected of you, you have passed this kind of test. Sure enough, you are the only light in the darkness." Suddenly, a pair of cold palms grabbed Gang Cangzhu's hand.

who is it!Gang Cangzhu turned his head quickly, and when he saw the person holding her hand, her pupils dilated suddenly.

The one who held her hand was a tall man. Most importantly, he looked like Okakuratake before he became beautiful, with a blue face, black hair, blood red lips, white eyeballs and The black pupils as small as the tip of a needle are the characteristics of the ghost relic family.

"You..." This is the first ghost relic that Okang Cangzhu saw besides his mother. She was very surprised. She didn't expect to see half of the genetically identical races on such a battlefield.

"The first time I saw you holding a mace and killing those robot maids on the Internet, I felt warm in my heart, but now I stand in front of you and see you with my own eyes, I really feel it I realized that what my father said in the past is the natural dependence of the Onishari clan on the patriarch, you are the queen of my clan, and you are also the queen of my Dongbao Temple!"

"The greater the ability, the greater the responsibility, Patriarch, please come back to us and bring glory to our Guisari clan!"

After the man finished speaking, he lowered his head and gently pressed a kiss on Okakuratake's left cheek.

"..." Okakuratake.

Huh?Huh!Unexpectedly, besides her, there are people left in this hard-working race of ghost relics!Didn't it mean that except for the patriarch, everyone else is weak? How did those weak scum survive? (wrong emphasis...)

The author has something to say: This article is already in the countdown to the end, diving and bubbling overlords, come and play with me, you cute little bastards, let me have a few with the madmen at the last moment Can't love kiss!