[Gintama] This is true love

"Yinzi, come here with me." Gang Cangzhu stopped vomiting, she stood up and walked towards the corner, and waved to Yinshi.

"Look, he wants to make peace with me because of his big stomach." Yinzi turned around and said with a sigh, and then he followed Gang Cangzhu to the corner.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" A minute later, everyone pretended not to hear and left while whistling.

After pressing the silver to the corner wall and pinching her Oupai (meaning river crab), Gangcangzhu's anger finally subsided.

Yinzi, who was ravaged by Gangcangzhu, squinted his dead fish eyes, looked at Gangcangzhu with blank eyes and said: "Ah, it's not good, Yinsang, I think my first time will be completely in your hands. "

"I'm sorry, when you didn't know where you left it in the first time, I gave you my complete first time." Okakura finished and pulled up the collar of Yinzi.

When the two of them walked back to the control room with blushing faces and disheveled hair, Sarutobi was the first to jump over. She pointed at Gang Cangzhu's nose and shouted: "What's going on! You scumbag, I Just now I heard that you made your son's belly bigger! Are you kidding me, you are treating Yinsang like this, even though Yinsang has turned into a sow."

"The last sentence is completely redundant, bastard!" Yin Zi roared.

"Who is pregnant with a child! If you talk nonsense again, I will crush you to death!" The wife also jumped out, and he was about to give up on himself.

Gang Cangzhu helplessly supported his forehead: "Saroutobi, don't listen to their nonsense, I have nothing to do with my wife, I just saved her."

"So it's like this, I promise you with your body, Yinsang, quickly abandon this kind of girl, oh no, it's a man, come on, put on this s|m queen costume and trample me to vent your anger!" Sarutobi As he spoke, he took out a set of open-chested leather clothes out of thin air.

"After all, you're still a pervert!" Yinzi roared angrily.

"Come and have a try, you are absolutely suitable now, I will add 3!" Yuan Fei said while lying down and grabbing Yin Zi's robe.

"This is not a custom shop, hey, although I'm still doing the same thing, but it looks even more perverted after becoming a man!" Yinzi said with a crying face.

Okang Cangzhu simply didn't want to watch the transaction scene ahead, these idiots are really annoying!

"[-], is it an additional [-] reinforcements? That's great, then I'll do it!" Kagura Dun also put on an open-chested leather jacket that he found out from somewhere and came to join in the fun.

"Your size is so good!" Yinzi complained in time.

"Kagura-chan..." Okakuratake wanted to cover his eyes even more, it hurts the eyes too much if the uncle puts on a queen's s|m pretend or something.

"Stop it, Sarutobi." At this moment, Yueyong stepped up and grabbed Yinzi and Kagura Dun's shoulders.

"Even if you are male internally or externally, you are still female internally."

"Flowers are not divided into beauty and ugliness. As long as they are in full bloom in front of your eyes, you should give them equal love. Only when you can do this can you be considered a man." The hormonal breath suddenly burst into the canopy.

"Yueyong, you are so handsome!" Gang Cangzhu couldn't help screaming while clutching his heart.

"Hey! You look like a pervert when you say this with this appearance!" Yinzi thumped Okangzhu's head with blue veins.

"Hehe, I always feel that everyone's current gender seems to be more suitable for me. Maybe if this continues, it will become smoother." A Miao walked over and said with a smile.

"Don't say such horrible things!" Yinzi complained.

"Then..." A Miao said as she walked over to Yueyong Xiong, Okakuratake Mo, and Yagyu 9+1 Hebei, she put Yueyong Xiong's shoulders and said: "Everyone thinks that you have returned to your original state In the end, can you win against these high-level men? Obviously you have not established half of the credit, but you want to snatch their results, shameless, and turn back into a useless man?"

"……"silver.

"..." Tu Fang's son.

"..." Mr. Okita.

"..." Kondo Gorilla.

"..." Shinpachi with pink glasses.

"Instead of doing this, it's better to be a woman, let everyone take care of Mr. Yuexiong, and sweat in Yoshiwara, which will make more contributions to society." A Miao said with a smile.

"Leave it to me." Yuexiong nodded and said.

"What do you two think of us!" Tufang said.

"Yeah, your purpose is only the body!" Kondo Apeko.

Seeing Yinzi's mouth twitching, Gang Cangzhu stretched out his hand to stroke her hair and said, "Don't worry, Yinsang, I'm not the kind of useless man who wants you to sell me to support me. "

"……"silver.

This guy must have said that on purpose!She must also think that Eun-sang is super useless when she is a man!

"I don't care if he is the result of someone else's battle or something, anyway, we want to regain our original body! Hey! Haven't you found it yet? Haven't you found an antidote that can restore your body?" Hijikata turned around and asked the chest pick behind him loudly. group members.

"This... Deputy Chief, I can't find anything like it!" A member of the chest selection team came over and said.

"Not only that, but the chief bishop who was in charge of the sect is also gone." Yagyu's 9+1 soldiers made everyone's faces sink.

"Could it be... isn't this their base camp at all?" Gang Cangzhu asked.

"No—" A picture came from the monitor screen that had been destroyed by the new man behind him, and it was the disappeared Archbishop of the Bump Sect.

"It is indeed the base of our Bump Cult on the earth. However, the elimination of the base does not mean that all problems can be solved."

"What's going on?" Gang Cangzhu couldn't help asking.

"What a pity, what you are looking for is no longer on this planet."

"But I have seen all your actions, through Jiubingwei you."

Jiu Bingwei's expression was shocked by what the chief bishop said, she looked at the sword hanging on her waist in surprise, the chief bishop put a monitor on her sword!

"Didn't I say that? God is always watching you."

"An existence that is neither a man nor a woman, just like us... an innocent existence that can become the messenger of God."

"Kubei, you have obeyed God's teachings brilliantly and passed this trial. In order to express our praise for this martyrdom, we, no."

"God will keep his word."

The archbishop said as he took out a small remote control and pressed the red button.

Boom!Everyone heard the loud noise coming from the sky above Kabukicho.

"The earth has returned to its original appearance, and Jiubingwei can live as you want. This is a gift from God to you." The archbishop said with a smile, and then she turned her head slightly to look at Okangzhu: "By the way, you are Okang Cangzhu. There is a man who really wants to see you. He asked me to tell you that with great power comes great responsibility. This... is also a test for you."

The greater the ability, the greater the responsibility, that... masked man!

"What's going on! Tell me clearly!" Okangzhu asked in front of the screen.

"Goodbye everyone." After saying this, the face of the Archbishop disappeared from the screen.

"Well, everyone, don't be stunned for now, why don't we go up to the ground and have a look?" Shinpachi with pink glasses came out and said, he wanted to ease the dignified atmosphere now.

Everyone nodded and climbed up one by one, this time even the earthworker climbed up smoothly.

The sky in Kabukicho was the same as before, and the people lying on the street slowly got up. Their first reaction was to look at their bodies, and then everyone cheered.

"Wow--!"

"Hey, hey, look!"

"The body has returned to its original shape!"

"Really, my body has recovered!"

"Great!"

People on the street shouted loudly, their faces full of joy.

On the other side of the street, the expressions of the small group of people who saw this scene froze.

"The street has been restored...except for us who stayed underground..." Ginko said with the corners of his mouth twitching.

They saved the world, but the world abandoned them!

In this world, they are the only ones who still have physical changes, neither men nor women...

"Stop joking, ah, what's going on!"

"Why are we the only ones who have passed through the trials?"

"It's fake, the shot just now doesn't count! Let's fire the virus again! Please, fire it again!"

Yinzi and Hijikata shouted angrily to the sky.

At this time, the Kabukicho radio rang again.

"Notify all the citizens in the street that the attack satellite locked and aimed at the earth has been successfully destroyed, and the special martial law will be lifted from now on—"

Everyone's faces were frozen, and their last hope was gone...

Gang Cangzhu lowered his head to look at his body, then at the sky, and felt a little uncomfortable. Will she always be a man in the future?

"Darling!!!" With a crisp voice, a black-haired little loli in a blue kimono rushed into Okakuratake's arms like a cannonball.

"Darling! You really are a man! Look, everyone has changed back now, but you haven't changed back yet. Darling, I'm a girl now, can you be with me?" As Loli spoke, she stuck her tongue out at Yinzi who was standing beside her with a dark face.

"As for you old woman, get out of here!"

"……"silver.

old woman!That nasty little kid, how old is he!

"Nagasaki Yumi?" Okakura Take slowly looked down at the little loli who was holding her and asked.

"That's right, it's me, Darling, am I cute?" Nagasaki turned around to show Okakuratake after speaking.

"Cute is pretty cute..." Okakuratake said with the corners of her mouth twitching, she was telling the truth, Nagasaki Yumi wore black double ponytails, bangs, and a delicate and small fair face. She's so cute... so cute that I can't even imagine her being a 1.9-meter rough guy after her sexual transformation.

However, she still doesn't like girls!Although she appreciates beautiful and lovely girls, she doesn't like women!

"Right, Darling, I just said I'm prettier than that old woman." Nagasaki Yumi grabbed Okakuratake's arm and shook it coquettishly.

"..." Yinzi, being called an old woman all the time, can't bear it anymore!

"Hey, this innocent and lovely little sister, do you really understand the world of adults?" Gintoki raised his head and looked at Nagasaki Yumi, picking his nose.

"What do you mean?" Nagasaki Yumi asked Gintoki, frowning.

"Boss, come here." Yinshi turned his head and waved to Hijikata.

"What's the matter? And tell my wife to worry that I'll cut you off." Tufang, who was in a bad mood, walked over impatiently.

Gintoki pulled Hijikata over, pointed at Hijikata's stomach and said to Nagasaki Yumi: "Did you see, this is where the adult's world begins. The man next to you is very caring, and he has a very good taste." Heavy, he has already enlarged the belly of the pork chop beside me, little sister, you are still young, don't just throw your life on the scum like this."

"Who got pregnant!" Tufang said.

"Who is a spoiled scum!" Gang Cangzhu.

Nagasaki Yumi, who was holding Okakuratake's arm, was already darkened. She looked at Okakuratake and Ginko, and finally couldn't help shouting: "Liar! You lied to me! You woman must want to That’s why he tricked me into leaving Darling’s side.”

"Right? Darling?" Nagasaki Yumi looked at Okakuratake expectantly after speaking.

"..." Okakuratake.

how broken!Although it is said that she can get rid of Nagasaki Yumi smoothly if she admits that she has a big belly, wait, she feels like a scum... But if she really admits that she is a playboy who can make a woman's belly big Zha felt very upset again, what should I do!

"Little sister, why don't you believe my words? Come on, then I'll show you the evidence. This bitch is still suffering from morning sickness." Yin Zi raised his head and proudly added another knife.

"What are you talking about, bastard, why am I having morning sickness..." Mrs. Hijikata immediately retorted.

"That's it, bastard, the water in the sewer is very dirty, there are some ○○ that humans have eliminated in it—"

"Ugh..." Tufang groaned.

"Ugh..." Okakuratake.

Before Yinshi finished speaking, Hijikata and Okangtake vomited together. The sewer matter made them feel sick when they thought about it.

And Yin Shi, who had defeated little Lolita victoriously, folded his hands and said, "Look, this is the dirty adult world, and the man you fancy is just such a shameless man."

"Ugh..." Okakuratake.

The most shameless person is you, bastard!

"No, why is this..." Nagasaki Yumi's eyes slowly gathered tears.

"Yu, Yumi..." Okakura Take raised his head and looked at her cautiously.

Damn it!Obviously she didn't do anything wrong, but she acted like a scum who cheated the little girl's feelings!

"Darling, you're an idiot!" Nagasaki Yumi Asaokakuratake yelled, then turned around and ran away. The moment she turned around, Okakuratake saw a few crystal clear tears flying on the ground. into the air.

Not to mention that it is unscientific to shed tears like this, the point is that she is completely regarded as a scum who plays with women's feelings!

She obviously didn't do anything!Those in the back, don't look at her like a scumbag!

Except for Yinzi, she didn't overthrow anyone, okay!No, to be precise, she didn't even push down the money!

Who will trust her character!

The author has something to say: The heroine is so pissed off, this article is officially over! (Tang Bian, you actually finished this kind of meme for the third time, it’s all boring!)