Tianting Publishing Group
Chapter 20 Kunlun Mountain Etiquette Training Course
For a long time, the disciples of the three Taoist sects have been very popular, not only because they are famous, but also because almost all of them are handsome men and beautiful women.I don't know when, today, when more and more attention is paid to beauty and ugliness, the disciples of the Three Religions are becoming more and more sought after, and they are often slaughtered in various lists of the beauty of the Three Realms.
The higher the seniority of the disciple, the better the appearance. This is a generally accepted law. According to gossip, it seems that because the Yuanshi sage is a face control, he is not allowed to accept students who are not good-looking, and because of this, he and the Tongtian sage have had many quarrels.
The last time the Three Religions held a seminar for second-generation disciples, Tianting Weekly published a special issue, which was sold out in the Three Realms because of the many clear images attached.Probably seeing a business opportunity, Tianting's Art Publishing House and Yaochi Publishing House are now running to Huang Zhu's office every day, and they all want to beg him to arrange a three-religion-themed photo album.Not to mention that the book has not yet arrived, and there is already a big fight within the publishing house over who will do it.
Dear readers, if you are lucky, maybe you will see the photobook come out soon!
—— "Donghai Daily"
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The disciples of Chanjiao were very surprised to hear that Daoist Taiyi was fined to clean the public toilets in Kunlun Mountain and had to go to a small class.You must know that Yuanshi Tianzun has told you face to face, and must not be caught by Master Huang Zhu for any wrongdoing, and he will lose the face of teaching.
"Taiyi, it's too long to clean public toilets for a year! The teacher will definitely know about it. You can go and ask Master Huang Zhu to forgive him." Guang Chengzi, the senior brother of Daoist Taiyi, gave him advice. .
Daoist Taiyi said depressedly: "But Master Huang Zhu doesn't take in oil and salt. Haven't you heard from the disciples of Jujiao that he never releases water and doesn't accept bribes. Last time someone brought Bi Fangniao and said he would give it to the teacher. The uncle pulls the cart, but the uncle said he didn't want it if it wasn't the three-legged Golden Crow."
Everyone looked at each other, isn't this a joke, there are only two three-legged golden crows sitting in the heavenly court, how dare you ask the demon emperor to pull a cart for your uncle?Be careful to be whipped by the big ear scraper.
"The most uncomfortable thing is that Master Uncle took away my spirit bead." Although the gem hadn't yet taken shape, Master Taiyi's love for his disciples had long been flooded, and he even gave it a name. The Jiejiao disciples didn't know, but their senior brothers did.Because the aura is the strongest next to the Tianchi Lake in the Houshan Mountain, Master Taiyi deliberately didn't pick it up, but came to visit it from time to time.
"Then after you clean the toilet, will the spirit beads be returned to you?" asked the second disciple, Chi Jingzi.
Daoist Taiyi sighed, "Not necessarily, my uncle said that whoever Shiji and I are really destined to have the spirit bead, God's will will let us get it again, I don't know what he wants."
"Forget it... This is the end of the matter, everyone, be careful in the future, don't repeat the same mistakes, or you will make the teacher angry..." Guang Chengzi comforted, "You are not too sad, be more respectful when you are in the small class, don't worry about it." There is a conflict with Shi Ji, maybe Master Huang Zhu can say something nice for you in front of the teacher."
"That's the only way." Master Taiyi calculated that the time he had agreed with Shi Ji had come, and hurriedly got up and went to Huang Zhu's office.
On the side of Empress Shiji, the atmosphere is much more relaxed.
There are so many students who have gone to Huang Zhu to take various classes, and now they are teaching Shi Ji their experience, "You cry, cry hard, and the uncle will love you."
Empress Shiji clicked her tongue, "Impossible, Mr. Huang Zhu is stern and selfless."
"You know what's wrong," Wu Yunxian pulled Chang Er Ding Guangxian over, "Chang Er was crying out of breath in front of my uncle, guess what, my uncle told him to come back early!"
"Wow - is it true or not?"
Apart from Shiji, there were some other disciples who were not there last time and didn't know about it, so they asked for confirmation.
Long-eared Ding Guangxian shrank his shoulders, "No, no, I'm not out of breath from crying!"
"You still said no, your eyes are red, and your shoulders are still shrugging."
Chang Er Ding Guangxian stared and said: "I am a rabbit, of course my eyes are red, and if I shrug my shoulders, I am trembling and afraid."
"...That's about the same, Shiji, if you pretend to be pitiful, the uncle will love you."
"Yes, and no matter what, it's not a loss. This time, we can see the Chanjiao disciples cleaning the public toilets with us... Haha!"
Empress Shiji rubbed her chin, "Okay, I'll try."
……
"Tuk Tuk Tuk."
Huang Zhu: "Please come in."
Immortal Taiyi walked in with Empress Shiji, and found that Huang Zhu was playing with the gem.
Daoist Taiyi stared at it, and followed Shiji to salute, "Master Uncle."
"You guys are here." Huang Zhu pointed to the two futons in front of him, "Sit down."
Master Taiyi and Empress Shiji sat down respectively.
The gem seemed to have sensed that Taiyi was coming, and the light flickered, and Taiyi couldn't help shouting: "Lingzhu..."
Huang Zhu looked at him in surprise.
Master Taiyi lowered his head and said: "Disciple is being rude... Uncle Shi, this is the Taoist name given by this disciple for this disciple."
Empress Shiji almost vomited, so go ahead and pretend!It's still a stone, so I've set up the Taoist name!
"Lingzhuzi..." Huang Zhu heard it, and suddenly realized, Lingzhuzi, isn't that Nezha's previous life?So, Master Taiyi is not lying, this gem really has a relationship with him as a teacher and student.It's just, isn't Taiyi real person accepting disciples after Lingzhu reincarnated as Nezha?Is there a relationship between master and apprentice in this life?
Seeing Huang Zhu's pensive look, Master Taiyi didn't know what to say, "Do you have any opinions, Uncle Master?"
Huang Zhu pondered for a moment, and changed his words calmly: "This gem is contaminated with immortal energy, absorbs the essence of the sun and the moon, and when it can be enlightened, it must be famous in the three worlds. However, you both said that it is destined for you , Although I confiscated it, I only kept it temporarily. I have to distinguish who is the real owner. How about this, I will set up a gathering array on my window sill, and put the gem here. Whoever you are looking at at a glance, that is the one you are destined for."
When Empress Shiji heard it, she felt that it was not good. Master Huang Zhu's words sounded fair, but they were very unfair to her!
Whoever the gemstone sees at the first glance is destined to be with whom, that is to say, ask them to guard at all times.What if both of them are here after the gem is transformed?Who can guarantee that what he looks at must be himself.
There is only one way, to ensure that only you will come at that time...
Empress Shiji took a peek at Master Taiyi, and sure enough, Master Taiyi showed a cruel smile, "I obey."
Empress Shiji swallowed, "...disciple obeys."
Now, even if she declares that she has no interest in that gem, I'm afraid the personality of Daoist Taiyi, just in case, won't believe it!
Huang Zhu immediately set up a formation for the gem, placed it on the window sill, to absorb the essence of the sun and moon, and the aura of heaven and earth.Then he began to brainwash Daoist Taiyi and Empress Shiji, instilling love from the same family, but Huang Zhu also knew that this brainwashing took more than a day's work.
Besides, Daoist Taiyi really worked hard, since Huang Zhu said that, he came to Huang Zhu's office to report every day.
In fact, Daoist Taiyi is standing outside the window, because the gemstone is on the window sill, but this office is also the residence of Huang Zhu, and there is no curtain, so you can always see a face outside the window when you sit there, rain or shine, Huang Zhu How dare you pretend not to see it.So I had no choice but to pretend to invite Master Taiyi to come in and sit, and Master Taiyi unceremoniously set up a chair by himself, and came to sit every day, giving "prenatal education" to the gemstone, watching its absorption progress from time to time, and calculating when it will melt shape.
In the last year when the gem was about to take shape, Master Taiyi became even more insane. Whenever he had free time, he stayed in Huangzhu's office and made an appointment with his brothers. The disciples took turns to challenge Empress Shiji.
The Jiejiao disciples stood up to Empress Shiji, saying that we should not lose face to our Jiejiao, and pushed her to compete.Empress Shiji against the Twelve Golden Immortals of Kunlun?fiasco!
After the defeat, let's go to clean the public toilet. Before I finish cleaning, the second challenge comes again. She will spend the whole day in the competition and cleaning the public toilet.He can't fight and fight, and he can't escape. Although the actual combat experience has increased a lot in the competition, it is inevitable to feel sad.
The person who intercepted the teaching didn't seem to be right. Did the person explaining the teaching deliberately provoke trouble?So one after another followed their example and started the wheel battle, and even brought in the elder brother Taoist Duobao.Now, it was the turn of Chanjiao's disciples to suffer, not to mention the cultivation level of Chanjiao's first disciple, thousands of senior brothers came one after another, who could bear it.
For a while, the roster of public toilets in Kunlun Mountains increased rapidly, and after 300 years, only Daoist Taiyi stayed out of the matter, still squatting in Huangzhu's office, feeling like he didn't know the sun and the moon.
Yuanshi Tianzun and Master Tongtian both sensed that something was wrong. When the disciples lost the fight, they would discuss it within the teacher and if they couldn't find a way, they would ask the teacher what was wrong with their own style of play.
After asking too much advice, Yuanshi Tianzun and Master Tongtian will naturally find out, but don't say that everyone competes in the name of "communication" according to the rules, even if they don't, the two of them are happy to see their disciples beat others up , isn't this, the more "communication" experience, the faster the improvement?Also united internal friendship too!
Junior Brother Huang Zhu didn't have any opinions either, which proves that it's not that the disciples of the two religions are unfriendly, it's communication, communication!
Huang Zhu really didn't feel that the disciples of the two religions were not friendly, and he didn't stop it, because he thought it was the first step towards friendship.
In the past, most of the disciples of the two religions had very little contact. After all, the education they received at the beginning was different. After a period of etiquette training, everything has improved a lot, and the results were seen by the disciples during the exchange, which also made them change a little bit.
In short, now, after a group of "communications", they are much closer than before, and there are many people who show sympathy for each other.
The biggest evidence is to take Guang Chengzi as an example. As a major disciple of Chanjiao, he has taught thousands of disciples, and he couldn't remember all the names before.Now, even though he has picked out a disciple of the Interceptor, whether it is the original form or the Dao body, he can accurately say the other party's Dao name, as well as the usual magic weapon, and is good at moves...
The higher the seniority of the disciple, the better the appearance. This is a generally accepted law. According to gossip, it seems that because the Yuanshi sage is a face control, he is not allowed to accept students who are not good-looking, and because of this, he and the Tongtian sage have had many quarrels.
The last time the Three Religions held a seminar for second-generation disciples, Tianting Weekly published a special issue, which was sold out in the Three Realms because of the many clear images attached.Probably seeing a business opportunity, Tianting's Art Publishing House and Yaochi Publishing House are now running to Huang Zhu's office every day, and they all want to beg him to arrange a three-religion-themed photo album.Not to mention that the book has not yet arrived, and there is already a big fight within the publishing house over who will do it.
Dear readers, if you are lucky, maybe you will see the photobook come out soon!
—— "Donghai Daily"
·
·
The disciples of Chanjiao were very surprised to hear that Daoist Taiyi was fined to clean the public toilets in Kunlun Mountain and had to go to a small class.You must know that Yuanshi Tianzun has told you face to face, and must not be caught by Master Huang Zhu for any wrongdoing, and he will lose the face of teaching.
"Taiyi, it's too long to clean public toilets for a year! The teacher will definitely know about it. You can go and ask Master Huang Zhu to forgive him." Guang Chengzi, the senior brother of Daoist Taiyi, gave him advice. .
Daoist Taiyi said depressedly: "But Master Huang Zhu doesn't take in oil and salt. Haven't you heard from the disciples of Jujiao that he never releases water and doesn't accept bribes. Last time someone brought Bi Fangniao and said he would give it to the teacher. The uncle pulls the cart, but the uncle said he didn't want it if it wasn't the three-legged Golden Crow."
Everyone looked at each other, isn't this a joke, there are only two three-legged golden crows sitting in the heavenly court, how dare you ask the demon emperor to pull a cart for your uncle?Be careful to be whipped by the big ear scraper.
"The most uncomfortable thing is that Master Uncle took away my spirit bead." Although the gem hadn't yet taken shape, Master Taiyi's love for his disciples had long been flooded, and he even gave it a name. The Jiejiao disciples didn't know, but their senior brothers did.Because the aura is the strongest next to the Tianchi Lake in the Houshan Mountain, Master Taiyi deliberately didn't pick it up, but came to visit it from time to time.
"Then after you clean the toilet, will the spirit beads be returned to you?" asked the second disciple, Chi Jingzi.
Daoist Taiyi sighed, "Not necessarily, my uncle said that whoever Shiji and I are really destined to have the spirit bead, God's will will let us get it again, I don't know what he wants."
"Forget it... This is the end of the matter, everyone, be careful in the future, don't repeat the same mistakes, or you will make the teacher angry..." Guang Chengzi comforted, "You are not too sad, be more respectful when you are in the small class, don't worry about it." There is a conflict with Shi Ji, maybe Master Huang Zhu can say something nice for you in front of the teacher."
"That's the only way." Master Taiyi calculated that the time he had agreed with Shi Ji had come, and hurriedly got up and went to Huang Zhu's office.
On the side of Empress Shiji, the atmosphere is much more relaxed.
There are so many students who have gone to Huang Zhu to take various classes, and now they are teaching Shi Ji their experience, "You cry, cry hard, and the uncle will love you."
Empress Shiji clicked her tongue, "Impossible, Mr. Huang Zhu is stern and selfless."
"You know what's wrong," Wu Yunxian pulled Chang Er Ding Guangxian over, "Chang Er was crying out of breath in front of my uncle, guess what, my uncle told him to come back early!"
"Wow - is it true or not?"
Apart from Shiji, there were some other disciples who were not there last time and didn't know about it, so they asked for confirmation.
Long-eared Ding Guangxian shrank his shoulders, "No, no, I'm not out of breath from crying!"
"You still said no, your eyes are red, and your shoulders are still shrugging."
Chang Er Ding Guangxian stared and said: "I am a rabbit, of course my eyes are red, and if I shrug my shoulders, I am trembling and afraid."
"...That's about the same, Shiji, if you pretend to be pitiful, the uncle will love you."
"Yes, and no matter what, it's not a loss. This time, we can see the Chanjiao disciples cleaning the public toilets with us... Haha!"
Empress Shiji rubbed her chin, "Okay, I'll try."
……
"Tuk Tuk Tuk."
Huang Zhu: "Please come in."
Immortal Taiyi walked in with Empress Shiji, and found that Huang Zhu was playing with the gem.
Daoist Taiyi stared at it, and followed Shiji to salute, "Master Uncle."
"You guys are here." Huang Zhu pointed to the two futons in front of him, "Sit down."
Master Taiyi and Empress Shiji sat down respectively.
The gem seemed to have sensed that Taiyi was coming, and the light flickered, and Taiyi couldn't help shouting: "Lingzhu..."
Huang Zhu looked at him in surprise.
Master Taiyi lowered his head and said: "Disciple is being rude... Uncle Shi, this is the Taoist name given by this disciple for this disciple."
Empress Shiji almost vomited, so go ahead and pretend!It's still a stone, so I've set up the Taoist name!
"Lingzhuzi..." Huang Zhu heard it, and suddenly realized, Lingzhuzi, isn't that Nezha's previous life?So, Master Taiyi is not lying, this gem really has a relationship with him as a teacher and student.It's just, isn't Taiyi real person accepting disciples after Lingzhu reincarnated as Nezha?Is there a relationship between master and apprentice in this life?
Seeing Huang Zhu's pensive look, Master Taiyi didn't know what to say, "Do you have any opinions, Uncle Master?"
Huang Zhu pondered for a moment, and changed his words calmly: "This gem is contaminated with immortal energy, absorbs the essence of the sun and the moon, and when it can be enlightened, it must be famous in the three worlds. However, you both said that it is destined for you , Although I confiscated it, I only kept it temporarily. I have to distinguish who is the real owner. How about this, I will set up a gathering array on my window sill, and put the gem here. Whoever you are looking at at a glance, that is the one you are destined for."
When Empress Shiji heard it, she felt that it was not good. Master Huang Zhu's words sounded fair, but they were very unfair to her!
Whoever the gemstone sees at the first glance is destined to be with whom, that is to say, ask them to guard at all times.What if both of them are here after the gem is transformed?Who can guarantee that what he looks at must be himself.
There is only one way, to ensure that only you will come at that time...
Empress Shiji took a peek at Master Taiyi, and sure enough, Master Taiyi showed a cruel smile, "I obey."
Empress Shiji swallowed, "...disciple obeys."
Now, even if she declares that she has no interest in that gem, I'm afraid the personality of Daoist Taiyi, just in case, won't believe it!
Huang Zhu immediately set up a formation for the gem, placed it on the window sill, to absorb the essence of the sun and moon, and the aura of heaven and earth.Then he began to brainwash Daoist Taiyi and Empress Shiji, instilling love from the same family, but Huang Zhu also knew that this brainwashing took more than a day's work.
Besides, Daoist Taiyi really worked hard, since Huang Zhu said that, he came to Huang Zhu's office to report every day.
In fact, Daoist Taiyi is standing outside the window, because the gemstone is on the window sill, but this office is also the residence of Huang Zhu, and there is no curtain, so you can always see a face outside the window when you sit there, rain or shine, Huang Zhu How dare you pretend not to see it.So I had no choice but to pretend to invite Master Taiyi to come in and sit, and Master Taiyi unceremoniously set up a chair by himself, and came to sit every day, giving "prenatal education" to the gemstone, watching its absorption progress from time to time, and calculating when it will melt shape.
In the last year when the gem was about to take shape, Master Taiyi became even more insane. Whenever he had free time, he stayed in Huangzhu's office and made an appointment with his brothers. The disciples took turns to challenge Empress Shiji.
The Jiejiao disciples stood up to Empress Shiji, saying that we should not lose face to our Jiejiao, and pushed her to compete.Empress Shiji against the Twelve Golden Immortals of Kunlun?fiasco!
After the defeat, let's go to clean the public toilet. Before I finish cleaning, the second challenge comes again. She will spend the whole day in the competition and cleaning the public toilet.He can't fight and fight, and he can't escape. Although the actual combat experience has increased a lot in the competition, it is inevitable to feel sad.
The person who intercepted the teaching didn't seem to be right. Did the person explaining the teaching deliberately provoke trouble?So one after another followed their example and started the wheel battle, and even brought in the elder brother Taoist Duobao.Now, it was the turn of Chanjiao's disciples to suffer, not to mention the cultivation level of Chanjiao's first disciple, thousands of senior brothers came one after another, who could bear it.
For a while, the roster of public toilets in Kunlun Mountains increased rapidly, and after 300 years, only Daoist Taiyi stayed out of the matter, still squatting in Huangzhu's office, feeling like he didn't know the sun and the moon.
Yuanshi Tianzun and Master Tongtian both sensed that something was wrong. When the disciples lost the fight, they would discuss it within the teacher and if they couldn't find a way, they would ask the teacher what was wrong with their own style of play.
After asking too much advice, Yuanshi Tianzun and Master Tongtian will naturally find out, but don't say that everyone competes in the name of "communication" according to the rules, even if they don't, the two of them are happy to see their disciples beat others up , isn't this, the more "communication" experience, the faster the improvement?Also united internal friendship too!
Junior Brother Huang Zhu didn't have any opinions either, which proves that it's not that the disciples of the two religions are unfriendly, it's communication, communication!
Huang Zhu really didn't feel that the disciples of the two religions were not friendly, and he didn't stop it, because he thought it was the first step towards friendship.
In the past, most of the disciples of the two religions had very little contact. After all, the education they received at the beginning was different. After a period of etiquette training, everything has improved a lot, and the results were seen by the disciples during the exchange, which also made them change a little bit.
In short, now, after a group of "communications", they are much closer than before, and there are many people who show sympathy for each other.
The biggest evidence is to take Guang Chengzi as an example. As a major disciple of Chanjiao, he has taught thousands of disciples, and he couldn't remember all the names before.Now, even though he has picked out a disciple of the Interceptor, whether it is the original form or the Dao body, he can accurately say the other party's Dao name, as well as the usual magic weapon, and is good at moves...
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